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sdr2lovemail · 4 months

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Could you write something about Sun and Moon being irritated/jealous that they can't kiss the reader (the maintenance worker one) with their mouths like a human can so the reader shows them about all the other ways to kiss? Like kissing Sun's hand up his arm to his cheek until he is giggling so loudly Vanessa thinks he's gone off his rocker, or gently kissing Moon's forehead all the way down to where his heart would be? Even better if the maintenance reader leaves behind little lipstick marks on their face for Monty and the gang to laugh about :D

Inspired by that one tumblr post about a guy walking out with a few lipstick kiss marks and then saying "you should see what they did to the other guy" in a stereotypical mobster voice before said other guy drunkenly walks out absolutely covered in lipstick marks, sfw of course I want Fluff I want Affection I want Lovey Dovey-ness if you think you could swing it, just the softest silliest thing you can write, and keep up the good work anywho :')

I have no mouth, and I must kiss. (GN Reader but they do wear lipstick) Synopsis: After a play full of heartbreak and tragedy, Sun realizes that he'll never be able to kiss you. You remedy the situation.

Notes: It's been almost 2 years since I've written a fnaf fic, I feel rusty. Help wanted 2 got me calling my old mans' numbers. That's a joke they never left my phone. Anon if you're still out there, I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labors.

Requests are open!

Children are very persuasive. While you originally came to the daycare to fix a broken screen, you’ve ended up in a play. Decked out with a foam sword, you act as the story’s brave knight. Once you’ve slain the dragon, a kid wearing a Monty hood, your princess awaits.

“My dear knight! You saved me from the evil dragon!” Sun swoons. Instead of his waist frills, he’s worn a bright yellow skirt. Dangling from a few of his rays was a princess cap. The bells on his wrist jingle as he clasps his hands. “Is there any way I can repay you?”

You press a hand against your heart and bow your head. “There is no need, Princess. Protecting you is my sworn duty.” You’d say your acting wasn’t half bad for an underpaid maintenance worker.

“The princess has to kiss the knight!” A kid called from the audience.

Sun felt rigid like his joints were locking up. He hoped you couldn’t hear his fans kicking on as his body temperature rose. He would love to kiss you but wanted the moment to be perfect. “N-now friend, we don-”

“Mr. Sun can’t kiss them! He doesn’t have a mouth!” Another kid argued. Something about what they said made Sun feel weird.

“Yes, he does! It just can’t open.”

Sun lets out a huff, turning to you. “They’re getting cranky. It must be snack time. I’ll pass them out quickly. That way, we can spend time together!” He bounced on the balls of his feet, eager for you to stick around.

Your fazwatch pings with an alert: a S.T.A.F.F. bot got stuck in Monty Golf. “Oh, sorry, Sun. I have another job to do. I’ll see you later, okay?”

Sun would be frowning if his faceplate could move. He quickly perks up and sets his hands on your shoulders. “Right! Right, right, right, you have a job. Responsibilities! I’ll- I’ll see you at closing. Buh-bye, friend!” The jester waves you goodbye before sighing, hurrying to pass out snacks before someone throws a tantrum.

The rest of your day goes as smoothly as working as the Pizza Plex could be. It was after closing time, and you were doing your final tasks. The glamrocks were in their rooms, the S.T.A.F.F bots were on their set paths, and nothing on the floor needed fixing. The last place you needed to check on was the daycare.

Walking through the big wooden doors, Sun is nowhere to be seen. You call his name, followed by Moon’s, but still nothing. Shrugging it off, you make your rounds, checking everything is in place. During the sweep, you could hear muffled words from a storage closet.

“Do you think they’ve kissed anyone, Moon? We can’t do that…” That was the unmistakable voice of Sun. “I wonder what it would be like. Hmph, even the glamrocks can move their mouths…” He grumbles.

When you open the door, Sun jumps like he’s been shocked. He scrambled to stand up. “Ah! Oh, hi! You’re here early!”

“It’s almost eleven. I’ve been here for almost thirty minutes.” You say, checking your watch. “What were you talking about?”

“Would you believe me if I said nothing?” The daycare attendant tilts his head, his faceplate spinning a bit.

“No, I would not.”

Sun sighs as he sits back on the closet floor, his legs crisscrossed and his hands holding his face. Taking a seat next to him, you ask him what’s wrong.

“I was just thinking about some stuff after our play. Moon and I can’t kiss you!” He flops over dramatically as if he’d heard tragic news. “Our face is stuck in this stupid smile!” He tugs on one of his rays, angry at his lack of facial mobility.

“Hey, I don’t mind that you guys can’t kiss me. There’s more to a relationship than that. Besides, there are other ways to kiss.”

This breaks him out of his kissless stupor. “There are? Tell me, tell me!” Sun practically shakes where he sits. “Better yet, show me!” He opens his arms wide, inviting you to do as you please.

Taking one of his large hands in your own, you place a kiss on the back of his hand, leaving a lipstick mark on the shiny plastic. While he didn’t have pupils, you could feel Sun’s eyes burning into you. He didn’t want to miss a single second!

The touch sensors in his arms and hands weren’t that sensitive. Kids sure did like to scratch, kick, and bite. But even so, he could still feel your lips pressing fluttering kisses to his casing. Laughter bubbled up in his voice box.

Kiss after kiss lined Sun’s arm. Even if it left stains, this is one mess he could let slide. You took his other arm in your hands, mimicking your previous affections. Kissing back up his arms, you reach his faceplate. Sun’s giggling gets louder as your lips kiss the hard surface of his cheeks.

“Hey, your shift’s almost over. Get ready to clock out.” Vanessa’s voice rings from your watch.

When you pull away to answer, Sun tries to follow your lips. “Alright, I’ll be at the office in a moment.” Sun lets out another round of laughter.

“Oh, you’re with him… Your pay gets docked when you stay overtime, you know. Make sure to leave before the shutters close.” With that last sentence, Vanessa cuts off her line.

With excited, shaking hands, Sun brings your face closer to his. “Keep kissing me! Please, please, please!” His begging is cut short as he listens to Moon say something. “Awww, but I’m not done!” Sun still gets up to turn the lights off, moping the whole way there.

Bright red optics suddenly appear in front of your eyes. The lights glow against your skin. Moon clicks a flashlight on, making his faceplate look more menacing than he probably intended. “You weren’t thinking about leaving, were you? Not when you haven’t given me the same attention Sun got, right?”

“Oh, of course not, Moon!” Cupping his face in your hands, you leave a kiss mark on his forehead.

You bring your trail of kisses down to his nose, trailing along the curve, up to the corner of his eye. Moon lets out that raspy laugh of his. He tugs you closer, craving the warmth of your skin against the cold of his plastic.

He watched as you kissed down his face and neared his chest. “Sun was whining all day, worrying over us not being able to kiss you.” Moon snickered. “He was fretting over nothing, as usual. But I must admit, he’s right about some things.”

His ‘breath’ hitched as he watched you kiss right where his heart would be. The fans in his chest cavity kicked into overdrive as they tried to cool his circuits, trying their best not to overheat. “Kissing you would be a dream.”

Letting out a laugh of your own, you press another soft kiss on Moon’s chest. “I guess I’ll have to do the kissing for all three of us.” Punctuating your sappy sentence, you kiss their sculpted-on smile. An audible puff of air leaves the daycare attendant’s chassis.

“Attention Pizza Plex Guests and Staff. The Pizza Plex’s doors will close in ten minutes.” An automated voice rang over the building’s speakers.

More alert than before, you get up from the closet door. “I gotta go!” You were not trying to spend the night here. “Bye, Moon. Bye, Sun. I’ll see you tomorrow. Don’t forget to wash that lipstick off!”

They weren’t really listening, absolutely high on kisses. For a few hours, they simply rest in the daycare’s storage closet, gushing to each other about you. Well, more Sun than Moon.

Once it was time for Moon to do his rounds around the Pizza Plex, he’d forgotten about the lipstick covering his exoskeleton. It wasn’t until Monty knocked on the glass of his room.

“You having a good night, Moon?” It was like the smirk in Monty’s voice was audible from his voicebox. “Seems like you had a lot of fun.”

Seeing his reflection in the glass, Moon lets out a growl. How could he forget to wash off all this lipstick? “Not a word of this to anyone.” Moon scratched his fingers down the window, leaving marks behind. He turns tail to head back to the daycare and wash the stains off of himself.

Unknowing to the lunar animatronic, Monty had already sent a message to all the other bots.

#daycare attendant x reader #sun x reader #moon x reader #fnaf x reader #five nights at freddy’s x reader #sundrop x reader #moondrop x reader #security breach x reader #security breach #fnaf #daycare attendant #x reader

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theobsessedcookiefan · 3 months

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hey can I Request a headcannon of how the dragons would react to a Kratos like reader who is also the child of Longan?

Scenario: It's taking place near end of the age of dragons story like around the part Snake fruit is getting their crumbs handed to them. but then Longan gets tangled by chaineds and slammed into the island. everybody look at who did that and it was the cookie wearing a old cloak then the cloak cookie says"Longan" As they take off their cloak revealing who they are. "your child has returned. I bring the destruction of your reign!!"

Hi !!! Thx for the suggestion !! Srry I've been kinda dead, I'm becoming obsessed with a jester.. (Yes. Shadow Milk Cookie)

DC/N is your name okay? And also I wanted to give you a little idea to what you could look like!

The bot is gonna take a bit more longer to do so I'll just make a bunch and put them on a post!

꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚

The dragon's legacy.

"Ugh.. Thiss cannot be.." Snake Fruit Cookie said, once the power seemed to fade away from them; the snake tried to end the Longan Dragon by absorbing the power of the orb in the palace, it had the life source of all petrified cookies by the other orbs, once they got the other dragons and main crew to destroy it Snake Fruit Cookie absorbed the power and managed to fulfill their plan; Becoming a dragon themselves. Sadly for the Cookie it did not seem to be enough since it was no challenge to the Ivory Dragon to defeat them.

"You are not worthy of receiving a true battle" The dragon said to their once servant. "Begone and do not appear in front of me again... Unless you wish to be crushed into crumbs." Once the snake ran away their attention was back to the other dragons, Pitaya Dragon Cookie being the first talk- or well.. Yell.

"I knew that sssnake would lose right away! Now it'sss our turn." They said, seemingly wanting nothing more than to fight Longan Dragon Cookie as quick as possible, but the mentioned didn't seem to be bothered by it.

"My brethren, it's been a while." Longan said before turning their head to look at the main crew, its expression no longer having that peculiar light it had when talking to the cookie with seeds in their hair. "But before we... Catch up, there seems to be some tiny meddlers to deal with." Even the smallest glance of Longan Dragon Cookie seemed enough to make the cookies shake in fear, the weight of that look was horrible. The dragon then turned their attention to other figure none of them noticed before and before someone could react chains emerged from the floating island, chaining the Ivory Dragon and slamming them to the ground.

"Longan Dragon! I've returned to put and end to your reign" Every other cookie in the place looked around, trying to spot the (probably) next dead cookie. You revealed yourself, taking off your cloak and showing your similarity to the Ivory Dragon itself. "The strong are supposed to protect the weak, not destroy them! And if you can't do that then your child is going to do it. Even if that means fighting you too."

"Wait.. Longan had a child?!" You heard Pitaya Dragon ask to the others; the cookies shrugged but Lotus Dragon nodded. "I've heard of them, never seen them though." Ananas Dragon grumbled in annoyance at that. "You could've just tell us you know Lotus?"

Before anything else could be said a big thunder almost hit you but you managed to block it with your scythe, deflecting it to the sea below. "It's saddening seeing you align with these.. Pests, I taught you better, to be the one who would help with the reconstruction of this world. What a shame." At the sight of the pale dragon getting up the smaller cookies ran away, letting the work of defeat the threat to the other dragons and you. "Of course-" You thought to yourself, sighing a bit. "I'm trying to defend your race and you just leave.." It didn't matter anymore, you prepared yourself and saw the others do that as well.

"The small cookies are escaping... Such insignificant struggles. See my child? That's their nature as the weak species they are. I would not forgive this transgression so easily but it's the first time in a millennium we're together again." They seemed to be calm once more, that was not a good signal "Shall we move to our introductions?"

Before you could even open your mouth the red dragon yelled. "What introductionsss are you taking about?! Sssince when do we need all that?!" Of course Longan, not bothered by Pitaya's behavior continued to speak, even if that made the said dragon fumble under their breath. "The Lychee Dragon seems more quiet than usual.. I assume you're the reason of that." You tried to speak again but was interrupted by Lotus this time, the only thing you did then was crossing your arms and joining Pitaya in the 'Why is everyone ignoring me?' angry club. "That dragon got in our way. Surely that fact shouldn't surprise you, given what happened in the days of old." At that simple mention happy memories started to flood your mind, so much you had to shake your head. "See? That's exactly the reason of this problem, you all just see for yourselves! We're strong and the strong should protect the weak!" To be honest all four seemed to disagree with that, specially Longan and Lychee. "To see our great kin stand side-by-side with those insignificant specks of grain called cookies.. You disappoint me DC/N." Your full name, oh that was no good either.

"Well we had to align with cookies to survive! We would-" You were interrupted AGAIN this time by Ananas who pointed a finger at your direction. "Talk for you! I never allied with those cookies, my only goal it's go return my island to what it once was."

"Where'sss the fun of removing all the cookiesss?! At least leassst leave the ssstrong onesss for me!" Well.. They didn't say yes to a total genocide, maybe you could work with that.

"I do not care if we are dragons alike. I cannot forgive the destruction of my palace." A bit egocentric as well but maybe you could work with that too! Or not, seeing all three fly towards Longan. Pitaya (as usual) being the most exited to do so. "At leasst! We get to fight! I wasss growing tired of waiting!" "Why are you like this?" You asked, following the three of them.

"There is so much to reconstruct on my island. Let's get this over with." The golden one said and you just tried to see the positive side of all this.. Until Lotus talked too. "I did not expect to come fight you here." You resist the urge to facepalm you. "It's truly a shame to see you merely chasing what is right in front of your eyes. You must learn to show restraint.. And sacrifice what you have for a brighter future, isn't that right DC/N?" They were talking about.. No, they wouldn't be so cruel.. Would they? "Nevermind.. You all are the same.. I'll show you how wrong you are Longan." You gripped your scythe as thight as you can before the Ivory one talked again. "Alright then. Show me the extent of your determination.. It will not matter, my plans are infallible."

#cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #crob #cookie run x reader #longan dragon cookie #ananas dragon cookie #pitaya dragon cookie #lotus dragon cookie

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farceurcole · 2 years

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@making-my-wey-down-town (hehe thank thank) lets get this show on the road!

Favorite Color: Turquoise (sea-foam, teal, cyan, just about any blue-green color)

Currently Reading:Just about anything thats DCA related right now ( I must consume all the stories! Hehehe there will be no escape. )

Last Song: Whichever one is the last by the time i fin writing this post, sera was never (from “Dragon Age: inquisition”)

Last Movie: Charmed, b/c its witch time! With magic (and it wasn’t a scary thing to watch)

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: I like all of these! (not bitter stuff tho) But, I prefer spicy and savory foods. FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!

Sweet - ICE-CREAM! pancakes, cookies, carrot cake, etc

Spicy- chili, Buffalo chicken, just about anything i can put hot sauce on

Savory- Mac & cheese, chips, lasagna, potato’s, cheese broccoli, pasta just pasta! annnddd mooorrree~

Currently working on: I have a few ( many, to many ) DCA AU ideas, bot au, selki au, troublemaker au, the newest is trash jesters ( all thanks to @0-g-i hehe ) and i have 2 diff versions of it just b/c i haven’t decided on things yet aahhhh! … so i just gotta stop making more au’s an focus on the stories an plot…yay! Easy peasy lemon squeezy, right?! ( I have never actually written a coherent story before, gonna give it a swing tho hehe )

Art! Fanart, gotta fin all the ones i started. Oh-so many waiting to be fin hehe

Kinda wanna try making an au story with others

Tagging: Ummm… I’m actually kinda scared to try tagging others rn, my apologies ( an i see a few moots have already done one hehe ) so anyone who hasn’t done this or been tagged yet, an wants to give it a go, have at it!!! @yukiphobia24 @h0pef1lled @darklighthedgehog @sleepyjuniper

Hehe thanks again!!!

#Aahhhh! this makes me so giddy hehe #moots moots #not required #just some fun #getting to know moots #hehehe #here we go!

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demonica-31 · 1 year

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Hey guys, I need a little bit of help. I’m doing a Halloween themed game on ClanGen, but I’m having trouble figuring out how to name my characters. The only names I’ve been able to come up with are

1. Pumpkin

2. Were/Wolf

3. Chocolate/Cocoa

4. Bone

5. Skeleton

6. Skull

7. Witch

8. Zombie

9. Dead

10. Franken

11. Undead

12. Gourd

13. Spider

14. Corpse

15. Mummy

16. Eerie

17. Creepy

18. Crypt

19. Fear

20. Web

21. Troll

22. Hob/Goblin

23. Blood/y

24. Corn

25. Sugar

26. Sweet

27. Sour

28. Spirit

29. Ghost

30. Ghoul

31. Wraith

32. Fright

33. Stitch

34. Rat

35. Needle

36. Beetle

37. Glow

38. Lantern

39. Grave

40. Tomb

41. Freaky

42. Sliver

43. Grim

44. Phantom

45. Tarantula

46. Eldritch

47. Maggot

48. Vampire

49. Bat

50. Midnight

51. Fairy

52. Sprite

53. Vulture

54. Mushroom

55. Worm

56. Wither(ing)

57. Wilt(ed)/(ing)

58. Demon

59. Slime(y)

60. Dead

61. Cinnamon

62. Caramel

63. Coconut

64. Wisp

65. Rot(ten/ting)

66. Coffin

67. Howl/ing

68. Scream(ing)

69. Gore

70. Casket

71. Fungus

72. Taffy

73. Buried

74. Banshee

75. Beast

76. Bean

77. Monster

78. Nougat

79. Peanut

80. Sprinkle

81. Syrup

82. Ooze

83. Gooey

84. Cream/y

85. Knife

86. Cleaver

87. Slash

88. Doll(y)

89. Frosting

90. Icing

91. Glaze

92. Cookie

93. Cake

94. Poison

95. Cider

96. Shark

97. Metal

98. Mold/y

99. Nightmare

100. Hiss/ing

101. Severe/d

102. Cadaver

103. Devil

104. Ro/bot

105. Carcass

106. Lollipop

107. Licorice

108. Gummy

109. Jellybean

110. Marshmallow

111. S’more

112. Frog

113. Pie

114. Walker

115. Brownie

116. Fudge

117. Sharp

118. Razor

119. Buried

120. Chip

121. Bitter

122. Cyborg

123. Cyber

124. Digital

125. Pixel

126. Pixie

127. Blade

128. Toadstool

129. Snake

130. Cobra

131. Glitch

132. Spine

133. Chill(ed/ing)

134. Coffee

135. Espresso

136. Tick

137. Leech

138. Sting

139. Serpent

140. Cauldron

141. Iron

142. Potion

143. Pudding

144. Vanilla

145. Flour

146. Piranha

147. Boar

148. Pig

149. Leather

150. Orca

151. Anaconda (don’t want none)

152. Gorilla

153. Alligator

154. Crocodile

155. Turkey

156. Citrus

157. Lemon

158. Lime

159. Unicorn

160. Dagger

161. Clown

162. Jester

163. Void

164. Leprechaun

165. Orc

166. Torn

167. Shattered

168. Tea

169. Butter

170. Butterfly

171. Diamond

172. Gem

173. Alien

174. Mocha

175. Banana

176. Mermaid

177. Siren

178. Angel

179. Soda

180. Popcorn

181. Voodoo

182. Rattle(d/ing)

183. Dragon

184. Scale(d)/Scaly

185. Blueberry

186. Raspberry

187. Mango

188. Strawberry

189. Grinning

190. Dancing

191. Latte

192. Spice/y

193. Cozy

194. Tar

195. Acid

196. Melt(ed/ing)

197. Autumn

199. Cheesecake

200. Twilight

201. Grape

202. Shard

203. Crisp(y)

204. Still

205. Rabid

206. Bitter

207. Twisted

208. Bullet

209. Charcoal

210. Feral

211. Griffin

212. Nymph

213. Melon

214. Crimson

215. Plum

216. Salt(y)

217. Ring

218. Somber

219. Hyena

220. Decay(ed/ing)

221. Whiskey

222. Margarita

223. Cocktail (that's a whole entire name right there!)

224. Beer

225. Pirate

226. Glitter

227. Moon

228. Powder

229. Heathen

230. Garlic

231. Firework

232. Trick

233. Treat

234. Widow

235. Eclipse

236. Butterscotch

237. Gargoyle

238. Honeydew (another full name!)

239. Pomegranate

240. Malt

241. Milk

242. Tangerine

243. Kiwi

244. Apricot

245. Blackberry

246. Cranberry

247. Fig

248. Papaya

249. Pineapple

250. Raisin

251. Eclair

252. Drowned/ing

253. Viper

254. Wicked

255. Glass

256. Gem

257. Jewel

258. Thrash(ed/ing)

259. Venom

260. Almond

261. Cashew

262. Pistachio

263. Walnut

264. Fruit(y)

265. Bomb

266. Cherry

267. Chamomile

268. Volt

269. Jolt

270. Punk

271. Goth

272. Emo

273. Grunge

274. Hex

275. Vex

276. Snap

277. Macabre

278. Crazy

279. Insane

280. Muffin

281. Chain/Saw

282. Hammer

283. Hook

284. Machete

285. Axe

286. Slice

287. Loon

288. Lunar

289. Phoenix

290. Nail

291. Balloon

292. Fizz/y

293. Foam/y

294. Froth/y

295. Spook/y

296. Flesh

297. Haunt(ed/ing)

298. Poltergiest

299. Apparition

300. Soul

301. Scare/crow (Another full name!)

302. Cold

303. Elf

304. Ogre (someBODY-)

305. Frenzy

306. Mirage

307. Spunk

308. Darkling

309. Minotaur

310. Basilisk

But here’s the thing. I’m running out of ideas! Can you guys help me come up with more names?

#please help #a little help here #Warrior cats #ClanGen #warriors #Warrior cat names #I’m out of ideas #clan gen #clan generator

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heartfullofleeches · 1 year

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Wait if ur bot gonna write for oneshot characters does that mean no more princess and dragon? 😰

I meant it as mostly the past characters/masterlist characters. I'll still write for them and maybe the jester/emperor, but I don't want to use any of those school characters except for Erin

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violetstormms · 1 year

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Fantasy Fics

*Fantasy Fics: General fantasy, could be literally anything. Are you a vampire stuck traveling with some handsome vampire hunters? A princess who has befriended the jesters? How about a monsterhunter with a totally not a monster companion? This and more belong here.

When the rust settles in by Chex_Nyx

archiveofourown.org/works/40069428/chapters/100351104

When the world falls apart, humans have to pick themselves back up and do something about it.

You were a nomadic type of person, moving from community to community as you worked on their solar energy and their robot workers. You were one of very few people who could do this work, you were very highly respected. Also, very highly sought after.

On your way home from helping a community, you’re being pursued by a gang of undesirable people and you had no intent of helping them.

Hiding in a building for the night, you happen across an old bot, seemingly broken. You decide to scrap it for parts, that is until the damn thing wakes up. Now you feel guilty about wanting to gut it’s parts. But what’re you suppose to do with a 9-foot-tall celestial robot? Take it home?

That seems to be what it wants.

Cryptid Sightings by NaffEclipse

archiveofourown.org/works/42053349/chapters/105586443

Perhaps this would scare a person, being all alone in the woods in the dark, but not you. You’re too intertwined with the paranormal and inexplicable. It’s in your blood. That doesn’t mean your heart won’t pound with terror when you face something with fangs and hungry eyes for flesh, but you don’t run away, and that’s what matters most.

You will face the monsters.

Cryptid!Sun/Moon x Cryptid Hunter!Y/N (SFW)

Sleuth Jesters by NaffEclipse

archiveofourown.org/series/2985345

“If I may, Detectives, I believe that the score is set at a tie on how many times you’ve both let me slip away under your watch.” You grin at the sun and moon like faces of your opponents in this game of cat and mouse. The narrow slice of Detective Moon’s gaze becomes threatening, where Detective Sun curls and uncurls his fingers in anticipation of whatever scheme you’re concocting.

Detective!Sun & Detective!Moon x Vigilante!Reader (SFW)

Jesters and Dragons by Robin_Green

archiveofourown.org/works/42538845/chapters/106847178

The main character is the 4th princess of a large kingdom. Her younger brother, the golden child, is gifted two magical construct jesters modeled after the sun and moon on his 14th birthday. While wishing that they had been gifted to her instead, the main character ends up running into the jesters at every turn, turning her into a blushing stuttering mess as they flirt shamelessly with her.

Fluffy fluff fluff fluff. With a smidge of angst.

-Oh, Fragile Desire by MolecularMachine

archiveofourown.org/works/44062149/chapters/110788449#workskin

One sleepless night, you find a cold, unwound corpse of an animatronic at the bottom of an old well. Somehow, despite everything, you will help. Clockpunk au.

Coiled Around the Fine Line Between Love and Fear by CrazedAuthor

archiveofourown.org/works/44362618/chapters/111571051

For an independent study in your Master's class, you and several other botany students travel to another country to research the plants in the region. It is very free-form! Too free-form, in your case, as you eventually find yourself wandering into a dangerous section of wooded mountains and soon become trapped and injured by a landslide. Thankfully, your savior comes in the form of two giant snake-men: nagas named Sun and Moon. They take you back to their cave where you must spend several months recovering before you can rejoin civilization again. The main problem? You have a terrible phobia of snakes. The secondary problem? They don't really know what humans need and, in Moon's case, don't like the idea of a human living with them.

But destiny appears to have a pretty sick sense of humor when these creatures you can't even look at suddenly start vying for your affection. And the very thing you fear finds a way into your heart.

Two Hunters and a Bloodsucker by Robin_Green

archiveofourown.org/works/41628903/chapters/104419116

My life is good for what it is. Except that I’m dead. Well, undead. I’ve been undead for about 15 years now, and I haven’t aged a day.

Being a vampire hiding among humans can be difficult at times, mainly dealing with sunlight and avoiding mirrors, but I manage. I’ve been living and working in this little town as the town blacksmith for about 7 years now, and I’ve become a full-fledged member of the little community here.

I thought I had been doing a good job hiding my presence among the humans, but one day two of the most well-known vampire hunters came into town. If they find out what I am, they will kill me, but both of them have become intent on becoming my friends and maybe more. How can I keep myself from being discovered when two hunters are trying to romance me?

Bug Love by TheOHNOCorral

archiveofourown.org/works/41425437/chapters/103884804

Sun and Moon are what remains of a vast pantheon of gods. Only able to save themselves by making a pact with each other and binding their bodies together and the moon and sun themselves. They watch over what is left of the vast forests they once protected. They know that one day they will waste away, unable even to hold on to each other.

Now here you are. Things haven't gone exactly the way you'd hoped but you've got another field position and it's looking up from there. Now if you can manage to keep catching bumble bees, not eat anything poisonous, and make the mortgage, you'll be fine.

Curious that you always catch more bees than anyone else on the study. Curious that you never get ticks, or chiggers, your bag never rips open, you've never been stung, never fallen in the woodland brush. You think you're just lucky for a while. Then you step on that hornet nest. Well. You'd always had a thing for local cryptid lore.

Nagas of Fazbaru by BaconlySwiss and JGDraws4

archiveofourown.org/works/42387309/chapters/106444641

You're hellbent on getting to Northern India to study the ancient ruins of Fazbaru, where strange things are rumored to have and are happening there. This is an expedition of a lifetime, and luckily, your journey is going in full swing.

Sometimes a family is a child, a grandparent, and three cursed dolls by PeppermintStraws

archiveofourown.org/works/40972053/chapters/102679986

There are many times where one's blood related family might not care for them in the way you know they should. There are times in which your blood related family forget about you once you've grown old and frail. And there are times in which you are separated from the only family you have. However, all of these people have one thing in common, and that's a need for friendship, companionship, and someone to tell them "I love you" in a way that truly matters.

This Fic will also not contain any romance, especially not between the boys and you. Oh, and this shifts between the view of grandparent!reader and child!reader. Additionally, they are different people, I just did both since I couldn't choose just one to write about.

Stars in the Darkness by Robin_Green

archiveofourown.org/works/42025509/chapters/105513126

You find yourself living in a cabin in the middle of the woods. After cleaning up the mess from the previous occupant, you find a broken statue that seems to have been living in the forest, covered in moss and lichen. Deciding that it would be wise to put the statue back where it belongs, you fix it up and lug it out through the trees to place it back in its home. This pleases something living in the darkness of the trees, and little gifts start appearing on the porch of the cabin. The creatures in the dark seem to like you. You should be careful not to do anything that would anger them now that you have their attention.

To Be Hunted by Celticwolfie

archiveofourown.org/works/45802168/chapters/115264918#workskin

You are a lone werewolf that had been accepted in to this small farming community. Everything was fine and peaceful until a vampire rolls in. After taking care of the threat, two hunters are called in. Now you need to balance finding out what vampires want and trying to keep the hunters at a distance. The questions is, are you going to be successful?

Thing on your swing by SourTomato

archiveofourown.org/works/45595288/chapters/114730450

Yay cheap housing!

Why is it so cheap? Probably has something to do with mushrooms!

Celestial Sundown by clutterspace

archiveofourown.org/works/48356314/chapters/121962010#workskin

There was something slumped beneath a tree, and you had no idea what it was.

The sunlight shone brighter where it laid, despite the leaves above not differing from any of the other foliage.

It was such a small thing to notice in comparison to everything else, but it brought a small hysterical giggle out past the lump in your throat as it finally clicked in place what you were seeing.

It was a god.

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You are a peasant living in the middle of the woods, Sun is the god of day you brought back home with you, and Moon is the god of night tucked away in the Celestial Realm.

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balanwwfan · 2 years

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I asked my mom to name Balan wonderworld characters, here's what she said.

This is very long so it's going under read more/keep reading. Also my mom gave a touch of information on what she thought of them.

Magician.

Octo-bot.

Donnie.

Sally.

Farmer Dale.

Tina.

Lisa

Louie (Lisa's (twin) brother).

Tami.

Anna (the dragon slayer).

Bob (Hes a banker (he banks souls)).

Hanna.

Judas (Magical jester).

Lilanny (Mom of the twins).

Bill (Bob's dad, is a fire fighter).

Paul (The gentle, kind, stranger).

#balanwonderworld #balan wonderworld #balan ww #balanww #bww #balan wonder world #balan #balan wonderworld lance

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bloo-the-dragon · 11 months

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i’m adopting him

#fnaf #fnaf security breach #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's security breach #fnaf ruin #fnaf sb ruin #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #fnaf sundrop #fnaf moondrop #fnaf moon #fnaf eclipse #sona #bloo #Bloo's Art #fnaf fanart #wake up lads new blorbo just dropped #Jester Bots and Dragons

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lapismuses · 1 year

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Starter for @dragons-cove (Charlie)

Tucked away in a dark alley was a lone bot. Vicious, glowing green liquid led to the back of the alley and behind a dumpster, where the bot in question hid. Nasty injuries covered him- enough to make even an Imp sick. He may not be truly living, but his wounds were deep and incredibly gory.

The robo Fizz was curled in on himself, exposed wires and machinery glitching from time to time. His jester outfit was ripped to shreds, and the few bits that remained were soaked in the fluids that leaked from his wounds. The ever present smile that seemed to show on most of the Fizzarolli robots was still there, but he was clearly anything but happy.

Footsteps earned a startled flinch from the bot as he forced himself to his pedes, voice box screeching and creating awful sounds as he tried to snarl at the newcomer. He swayed on his feet as he spread his blood stained claws, optics bright with fear.

#Sellout Jester~ Fizzarolli #dragons cove

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soythesaucytoast · 1 year

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I posted 25,868 times in 2022

That's 14,044 more posts than 2021!

57 posts created (0%)

25,811 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@bamsara

@sulfatto

@araccoonthatlikesmurder

@fnaf-is-awesome201

@kohak-u

I tagged 52 of my posts in 2022

#yesnt - 4 posts

#happy birthday to me - 1 post

#nachos - 1 post

#a dragon from wings of fire - 1 post

#vampire - 1 post

#mad hatter - 1 post

#a monster from yu-gi-oh - 1 post

#ink sans - 1 post

#a jester - 1 post

#the scarecrow from howls moving castle - 1 post

Longest Tag: 93 characters

#bonus points if they actually used to be incredibly *cough* *cough* close during his lifetime

My Top Posts in 2022:

Horror sans: you ok??? Buddy???

Lucky: They snapped out of it, coming back down to earth, for a moment they where quiet before then finally answering, looking up to him with a curious glint "Oh- yeah yeah, I'm good, do.. you need something?"

3 notes - Posted May 8, 2022

Sleeping late enough becomes sleeping very early and it would only be considered a nap

Not a sleep

So technically I've for a week been running on naps

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Honestly same-

6 notes - Posted December 9, 2022

PLEAS E LMAO THATS 18 PUMPKINS IM DROWNING

YOUR GOING TO TAKE THESE PUMPKINS AND YOUR GOING TO LOVE THEM-

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My #1 post of 2022

"It wouldn't hurt to look around a bit before things start actually kicking off right-?"

They lightly murmured to themselves as they started to walk along

Soon things started picking up as the day went on notification after notification they went around the pizzeria fixing everything from slushy machines to fixing up map bots, between walking here and there they often would be able to snatch a snippet whenever the main animatronics went on stage,

Gradually things started coming to a slow of sorts between one of the ongoing meet and greets, and other activities going around arcades filled up with the sound of 8-bit songs, of course there was still many people coming in but it wasn't as such of a pout in as hours earlier, it was enough though for few, very few employees to take their breaks

The rookie came into the break room there uniform stained with presumably hot coffee, from the looks of it the whole cup chucked in their face, their fingers with a few little bandages here and there despite that they didn't seem to really mind it as they set themselves down with a cup of Faz ramen and a bottle of fizzy Faz

one of the employees glanced at them, then down at their fingers

"You're new right? Rough day?"

"Yeah, about a week in,still adjusting,"

the stranger hummed, seeming a bit amused at their state

"You'l find it gets better. We have lots of free time, since our employees are mostly robots anyway. 'Sure the place could run by itself honestly if not for repairs.... and incidents."

they concluded while swirling whatever was in their cup. Their other hand had a missing finger, they noted

"Yeah, it was, at the same time sometimes it didn't really.. feel that bad,"

They replied in a easy going tone, as they then took a big bit of the noodles,

"while I was walking to my next fix up a lady threw her coffee on me mistaking me for someone else,"

She added as she then took a sip out of her fazz cup

"Other than that, I think I'm going to like it here,"

"Hm. Sure, i mean, pay's good. Flexible hours... you get like a bunch of discounts..... atmosphere's kinda creepy. And you don't get used to it, but, it's a pretty good job."

After a moment they shrugged a little, "Maybe I'll find the atmosphere different for me? Who knows,"

They ate up the rest of the noodles quite satisfied as the warm broth when down their throat,

Moving to the fizzy Faz a ping went off on their watch,"Huh.. that will be.. interesting," they lightly murmured putting their wrist back down they waved a bit to the other employee as they got to their feet and started to head over to the daycare hands often fidgeting at their tool belt on the way over

( @painbowrainbow )

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A Villainous Meeting

“Good morning, my fucklings!”

Verosika Mayday, the pink succubus, strolled into the room, wearing her high heels, heart-shaped sunglasses, short black and white dress and her faux pink scarf. She blew a bubble of pink gum before spitting it out in a nearby trash can. The fellow employees sat at a cracked black round table with bloodstained high-backed chairs with eyes on the tops. The Wrath Ring imp Striker merely smirked and nodded as he fiddled with the wheat stalk in his mouth. He wore his usual gray and brown cowboy gear with a hat and boots. Fizzarolli, the robotic jester imp, looked around eagerly at the small office room decorated with circus posters and porn magazine covers. Verosika was shown in a seductive pose with her gang on one poster, while another poster showed a sinister Fizzarolli with handcuffs advertising a “Loo Loo Land’s Fizzy Buddy, Brand New Vibrating Toy, Use At Your Own Risk!” A few pictures here and there displayed Striker riding his black hell-horse BulletProof through the desert with a mane and tail of fire. Finally, Vortex, the dark grey hellhound bodyguard, stared at his phone, wearing all black clothing.

They were located somewhere in the Lust Ring under a pink sky in an abandoned building that looked like a warehouse from the outside. Spray-painted in red were the words “D.I.C.K. Headquarters,” on the door to the office.

“Remind me why you choose “dick” to be our name?” Striker muttered to Verosika.

“It’s spelled D.I.C.K. It stands for Demonic Immediate Crazed Killers,” Verosika replied. “Figured it described all of us well, because we do what I.M.P. does, only better.”

“You and your sexual innuendos,” Striker began, and then winked. “I like it.” Fizzarolli giggled.

Verosika cleared her throat. “Do any of you fuckers know why we’re here?”

“Because I took this job after you and I got drunk and did a one night stand?” Striker asked with a smirk.

“No!” Verosika bellowed in anger, though she knew it was true. She then blushed and stepped back. “I drank too much beelzejuice after returning back from Earth, alright? And you happened to be there staring at me with lust in your eyes with a bottle of Inferno 66 in hand. Let me tell you, sucking prisoner dick with your gang is worse than eating shit out of a toilet. Besides, I needed some time to recover after having to walk around after Blitzo took my parking spot. When we were together, he left me to pay for the hotel room, rang three rings around Wrath and maxed my credit card...”

“…on shitty horse-riding lessons, yeah yeah, I got it,” Striker said with a wave of his hand. “You told us the story like five times.”

“Is it because that imp was so jealous of my accomplishments at the circus that he set all of Loo-Loo Land on fire and allowed my robotic counterpart Robo Fizz to get eaten by a dragon?” asked Fizzarolli.

“How did you hear about that?” Vortex asked without looking up.

Fizzarolli turned nervous. “My boss Mammon heard about the incident and was furious. He said that unless I helped boost sales, fix the theme park and capture him…”

“Yeah, I know how you feel,” Verosika sighed. “My gang and I got a bunch of warnings and threats from daddy Ozzie.”

“You mean Asmodeus?” asked Vortex.

“Yeah. He wasn’t very happy that I nearly exposed the humans to the existence of demons. We go topside in disguise to feed on their lust every spring. If Blitzo hadn’t kept that fact secret…well let’s just say Valentino pales in comparison to what Ozzie can do to you.”

Everyone shivered at the prospect of the Ring Overlords’ plans.

“To answer your question, Verosika, it is because I failed to kill that pompous owl prince Stolas?” Striker asked. “I was this close to finishing off that wimp imp and persuading Blitzo to join me. He’s a formidable fighter, and he’s half succubus.”

Verosika crossed her arms. “There’s nothing special about him. He just pushes people away when they get too close and only cares about his job, murder and his stupid horses!”

“Hmm…he’d be a fun little toy to play with,” Striker mused as Fizzarolli smirked. “We can all agree on that, right?”

Everyone but Vortex murmured in agreement.

“Yes,” Verosika called, shoulders square. “That is the reason why we’re all here. Because of them!”

Verosika pointed to the whiteboard which had pictures of Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona and Stolas pinned on it. Several knives were stuck inside the pictures and scribbles in red on the white board read “Fuck I.M.P.!” “Striker Is Better Than You!” “Fizzarolli Was Here!” and “Verosika, Call Me For a Good Time!”

“And I’m gonna led this shit!” she added.

“What makes you the leader?” Striker inquired with a raised eyebrow.

“I’m not the leader per se. Stella organized this group and Striker recruited us,” Verosika explained. “Though I’m technically higher than imps, sinners and hellhounds, so I say the position is a good fit.”

Striker scowled. “We get treated like scum in Wrath enough as it is. I ain’t gonna play nice if you don’t show me some respect.”

“Prove to me you’re better than that scumbag Blitzo.”

“I already did…in bed at the club, remember?”

Fizzarolli laughed much to Verosika’s disgust.

“While I will admit it felt amazing, that’ll be the last time I ever sleep with an imp. And I certainly don’t need some rogue cowboy to get in the way of my revenge.”

“Need I remind you, missy,” said Striker, “That I’m the one who recruited you and the jester in the first place? After you were getting over your hangover, you told me to fuck off or else your friends would have their fun with me.”

“Yeah, and?”

“I then noticed your heart tattoo on your shoulder with “Blitzo” crossed out. Then I asked, ‘Having imp problems, too? Wishing to see a certain imp?’”

“And I said ‘no, none of your damn business, imp.’”

Striker continued, “But then I told you, ‘I’m on a covert mission to take down a worthless royal…and to meet up with I.M.P.s leader. Perhaps I could offer you my services to you, monetary and otherwise, if you could tell me more about him.’”

“Yes and I did,” she said. “I remembered Robo Fizz back when I worked in the circus with Blitzo and figured he’d be a good person to talk to.”

“Hmpth,” Fizzarolli interrupted. “His business may be impressive, but his jokes were utterly pathetic! I got to be the star of the shows while he got to be alone and unloved! Ha!”

Verosika briefly stared at him. “You sure you didn’t get jealous because Blitzo left you behind and made more money killing people?”

Fizzarolli turned slightly red. “What?! No! How stupid are you?”

“Perhaps smarter than you think,” Verosika remarked, her boobs bouncing slightly.

“Get a room, love-fuckers!” Fizzarolli mocked to Striker and Verosika. “At least I was the first villain to appear in the show! First is the best! And my Ring is higher than yours!”

“Oh partner, even a sex bot like you…”

“I’m not a bot!”

“…could never handle what’s under these jeans.”

Striker smirked and continued the story. “Then I told slutty clown about Blitzo and he seemed to understand who he was,” said Striker. “I said, ‘A Goetia is giving me cash to kill a royal and that imp leader from I.M.P. What do you say we bask in riches, glory and chaos?’”

“I remember saying, ‘Is this a scam? Loo Loo Land must be fixed!’” said Fizzarolli.

Striker recalled what he said back to Fizzarolli,“’Mammon sent you off on a mission, didn’t he? Just like Asmodeus gave a warning to Verosika and what Stella did to me. All our stories and failures are connected. Connected because of what those imps did. If you can help me track down I.M.P. and that prince…no more worries for you.’”

“The show must always go on,” mused Fizzarolli. “It wasn’t like I had many other options. As long as my boss is satisfied…”

“And mine…” added Verosika.

“And mine…” added Striker.

“Indeed, we must all complete this mission, or else we’re all dead,” Verosika finished.

“Double dead,” Vortex corrected in a low voice, making the others shiver. “The Seven Deadly Sins do have angelic weapons. You’ll wish you were frozen in the Ninth Circle.”

“Hell only has seven,” Fizzarolli added.

“Shut up.”

“Loo Loo Land burned down, Asmodeus and Mammon got together, we took the Hellevator through the Ring portals and the rest is history,” said Verosika. “Now I’m stuck with an imp and a robot.”

“I’m an imp!” Fizzarolli protested.

“You’re just a robot,” Verosika replied.

“With partial robotic features! The model for all Robo Fizzs made by Mammon himself!”

“Still just a sex toy,” said Verosika.

“A useful one, nevertheless. One who Stella herself deems valuable, right Striker?”

“She did say to me, ‘I don’t care who you have to go through.’ Never thought I’d be dealing with a bunch of hooligans from other Rings,” Striker remarked.

After several minutes of loud arguments and hisses, Vortex barked loudly. “Shut the fuck up!”

Everyone then sat down in silence before Vortex stared at his phone again. “I never get paid enough for this shit,” he muttered.

“Somebody tell me any useful information about I.M.P. before I lose my shit!” Verosika barked, almost going into her demonic shadow form.

“The only reason why I’m here,” said Striker, his voice turning calmer and darker, “Is for my money from Stella. And revenge of course. Let me tell you where I think Blitzo will be at next.”

The villains crept closer.

“I came to the Lust Ring because I heard from Stella that this is where Stolas likes to “entertain” himself as it were.” His glowing eyes spiraled in yellow-green hypnotic circles. “Rumor has it that he goes to Ozzie’s place to cheer himself up. Heard he suffered quite a breakup from his dear hurt wife. And to have Stella potentially gain custody over his dear daughter…man that must’ve broken that bird’s heart.”

“Oooh what a charming little theater!” Fizzarolli remarked. “Stripper dances, pole dances, lots of lustful siren songs. Winged imps serve you food and other imps are in cages for display! Hahahaha! It is almost as good as the Big Top in Loo Loo Land!”

“Was, you mean,” Striker smirked before the jester seethed.

“I still perform there,” Verosika said. “When I’m not traveling around the Rings on tour. Lust is my home, after all.”

“Greed is mine!” Fizzarolli said.

“You already know where I’m from,” said Striker. “No one fucking cares.”

“Mammon and Asmodeus heard the news as well,” said Fizzarolli. “I heard Stella had a meeting with them at midnight last night. That was before we all got our orders to come here to Lust.”

Vortex looked up in concern. “It’ll only be a matter of time before Lucifer hears about this, too. Not just about the trouble I.M.P. has caused, but now that humans know of Hell…”

“Let’s focus on one problem at a time,” said Verosika with a deep breath. “We’re in no rush. It’s not like our leader’s gonna call us and demand…”

Just then, Verosika’s pink computer beeped and rang.

“Shit,” she muttered. “It’s her.”

Everyone straightened up as Verosika pushed a button. Stella’s angry white feathered face appeared on the Zoom/Doom screen. She scrutinized all their faces with pink glowing eyes, her face appearing on the screen.

“Striker,” Stella began, her golden crown shining on her head. “So this is the gang you recruited?”

“Yes ma’am!” he grinned.

“Hmm…” she pondered. There’s you…there’s some clown imp, there’s a fine-looking succubus…from who knows where��”

“The clown is Fizzarolli or Robo Fizz,” said Striker. “The succubus is Verosika.”

“Working for a queen, Striker?” Verosika asked. “How…”

“Long story, I already told you,” Striker said. “She’s desperate…”

“You bet that’s right!” Stella barked. “Then again, I’m…mildly impressed that you managed to get such a…diverse crew together.” She didn’t bother to hide her disgust. “Well done.”

Striker beamed with pride.

“But we’re far from done! You have no idea how long I’ve waited to properly unleash these feelings in me.”

Fizzarolli giggled and Striker elbowed him hard.

“That stupid prick of my husband thinks he can sleep all he wants with that assassin imp…in our fucking bed behind my back! If he stays any longer, my family will be a laughing stock. I’ll be stripped of my royal status and goodness knows what bad influence he’ll have on Octavia.”

Stella paused, brief hurt in her voice. She didn’t dare cry, though. “Sometimes I wish he didn’t have to die. That all three of us could be a good family again like we once were. He could’ve been a proper responsible father, kept the grimoire safe from the imp, and none of this would’ve happened.”

Fizzarolli cried tears at the rant while Vortex rolled his eyes. Striker yawned. Verosika, however, seemed to listen with a common understanding. She and Blitzo had been together and then they were broken up and fighting. Although she wanted power and revenge like Fizzarolli and Striker, she knew what it was like to get the short end of the stick in a relationship.

“Then again, I was forced into marrying Stolas millennia ago by my parents. It’s obvious I’d concern myself with status and wealth and hold my resentment inside.”

‘All that wealth, all that power,’ thought Striker, greedily. ‘Watch her talk on and on until the rug slips from under her feet…and the glory becomes all mine!’

“I love my daughter and Stolas…I really do…but…I must do what has to be done!” Right then, her regal imposing side was back.

She stared into their eyes, glaring at Striker in particular. “First of all, if any of you land a finger on my daughter, I’ll make sure your screams are heard by every Ring in Hell. She must not be harmed. But…if I have to use Octavia as leverage as a last resort to bring Stolas to his knees…then so be it. I don’t care what we have to do…I just want him dead. Do you all understand?”

“Yes ma’am,” said Striker. The others nodded.

“Good. Now to review the plan. Stolas and I recently had our breakup. He will be going to the same place he always goes to when he’s upset: Ozzie’s place. If you spot I.M.P., follow them, but do not attack yet.”

She continued. “Striker, your objective is the same: kill Stolas with your angelic weapons. Keep them safe in your hands at all times, but eliminate anyone who gets in your way.”

Striker already glowered at Fizzarolli and Verosika who were staring closely at his pistol.

“If you use it on anyone else important,” Stella said, suspicion already in her eyes. “I’ll fuck you with your own horns.”

Striker nodded, with the tip of his hat.

“Verosika, you will track down Blitzo and distract him inside the club,” said Stella. “Use any manipulative means necessary to catch him off guard. Fizzarolli, you and Asmodeus will sneak behind Moxxie and take down the other I.M.P. members. Verosika’s crew and some Robo Fizzs will also join in.”

She added in a sing-song voice, “You’ll all receive an extra bonus and royalty favors if you bring me their heads!”

Fizzarolli grinned. “This is gonna be so fun!”

“The rewards. Striker, you’ll be rewarded by me for killing Stolas. 10,000 souls or more. And a new home in Wrath for you and your family.”

Striker had to roll his eyes. He didn’t have a family anymore. He didn’t just want 10,000 souls. Now that he thought about it, he wanted much more.

“Fizzarolli, Loo-Loo land will be repaired and you’ll get to lead future productions in Lu Lu World. Plus money, your own brand and perhaps…” she whispered so only he could hear, “…freedom.”

“Oh goody!”

“Verosika…more tours, more sex and money for you. You’ll be the star of every Ring in Hell.”

Verosika grinned and fluffed her long pink-white hair.

Stella smirked in a manner unfit for a queen. “And to make things a little more fun…as a way to show Stolas what his infidelity means…a special prize for the first one to kill Blitzo for me…”

She playfully massaged her boobs under her pink dress. All the villains minus Vortex blushed in delight and shock as they knew what she was implying. Verosika’s gang in the far back of the room watched while eating popcorn. Vortex made a face of disgust.

Seconds later, Stella was regal again. “And you there, dog!” Stella called, making Vortex look up. “Verosika has a special assignment for you.”

“What?” he asked.

“Keep a close eye on that loony hellhound of theirs,” Verosika grinned deviously.

Worry was etched onto Vortex’s face as he nodded. Though he had a girlfriend, he had found Loona adorable at the beach on Earth. He couldn’t believe what he had to do now.

“I’ll keep you updated on Stolas’ whereabouts and when it’s time to move,” Stella finished. “Do not disappoint me.”

The screen went dark.

“Well, that’s a wrap folks,” said Verosika. “Meeting dismissed. Fuck around, get some sleep, we have a big day tomorrow.”

Verosika took out her phone and began texting.

“Who are you texting?” Vortex asked.

“There’s this pink southern succubus sinner named Martha,” Verosika grinned. “She says she leads an army in the name of Satan and they want blood after being killed by you know who on Earth. Ralphie and her two kids live with her there. She also wants this Mayberry sinner dead.”

“What does that mean?” Striker asked.

Verosika grinned. “It means…we have a potential ally in the Pride Ring!”

“Awesome!” said Fizzarolli. “Their enemies keep growing and growing!”

The villains laughed.

“With so many souls seeking revenge, I.M.P. won’t know what hit ‘em!” Fizzarolli cackled.

“Yes, but let’s focus on our main mission first,” said Striker. “Perhaps we’ll have the honor of getting to them first!”

The villains laughed again and retired to bed.

‘This plan better work,’ Striker thought. ‘Because Stolas’ blood will not be the only blood that’ll be on my hands soon enough…’

#helluvaboss #villains #legion of doom

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yfere · 4 years

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Apology Meta Part 2: Episodes 28 to 84

In which yours truly learns how to color coordinate their Excel charts!

This is a long one, friends

The Method

I’ve been using a word search tool on Critical Role Transcripts. Inclusion criteria: the words “sorry” and “apolo–” (root for apologize, apologizing, apologies). I looked at each instance of these words and tallied both who was apologizing and who was being apologized to by looking at surrounding context. Exclusion criteria: speaking OOC, “sorry” used in the sense of asking a person to repeat themselves, “sorry” used in the sense of expressing sympathy, and “apology” being used in the sense of discussing apologies as a subject, rather than actively apologizing. Limitations: This method is reliant on the completeness of the transcripts it works off of. It can’t really gauge the sincerity of each individual apology, the line between IC and OOC is sometimes fuzzy, and it’s also possible for characters to apologize without using the words “sorry” “apologies,” etc. Interrater reliability is also nil–I did NOT double check this work or ask someone else to code the transcripts to compare. Confounding variables: You could say there is a large blind spot in this data....... welcome back, Ashley!

Part 1: Who Apologizes the Most?

With a party average of 76.42 apologies, Fjord, Caleb, and Jester apologize an average amount, while Beau and Nott apologize far more than average, and Caduceus and Yasha apologize far less.

If you subtract apologies to NPCs from the party’s totals, the same general pattern holds true, save that Nott overtakes Beau in overall apologies (due in part to her 23 apologies to Caleb--the most any character has apologized to a single other character)

And for your edification, here is a cumulative apologies line graph so you can look at the rate at which these apologies are racking up. You can, for example see the huge spike in Nott’s apologies in episode 66, as she made a record-setting 14 apologies in a single episode.

From episode 28 onwards, Fjord shifts his pattern of apologies--he apologizes less to NPCs and more to individual party members. Some items of note: Fjord apologizes to Caleb individually almost as often as he apologizes to the party as a whole, and Yasha is the only party member Fjord has not apologized to.

Beau’s apologies hold to the same general pattern as in the first 28 episodes. She has a slight preference for apologizing to Fjord, Jester (and narrowly, Caleb). Future research should examine whether apologies to NPCs were on behalf of the self or on behalf of the party--I noticed but did not track with numbers that both Caleb and Beau, (and Fjord to a lesser extent) when apologizing to NPCs, often do so on behalf of the group as a whole, or members besides themselves.

Proportionally, Caleb’s apologies to NPCs decreased dramatically as his apologies to individual party members and the party collectively increased. He is more or less an equal opportunity apologizer within the party.

With the introduction of Yeza and Nott becoming more free to take on the role of a “face” within the Dynasty, Nott’s apologies to NPCs increased a great deal, displacing her (still extremely sizable!) preference for apologizing to Caleb. Jester emerges here as another favorite target for apologies.

Jester also increases her apologies towards NPCs, and becomes more of an equal-opportunity apologizer. While Jester has never been prone to apologize to the party as a whole, she all but stops doing so here--apologizing to the party a total of 1 (1) time, in episode 70, for not having Sending prepared.

Over the course of all episodes, Caduceus has individually apologized to each member of the Mighty Nein once, with the exception of Beau, who he apologized to twice. In his introductory scene, Caduceus apologized to the party several times--for not having enough cups, for the state of the Savalierwood, and for not knowing who the Iron Shepherds were. Caduceus is the only party member to routinely apologize to flora and fauna. Future research can look into what exact proportion of NPC apologies were directed at non-sentient life.

Considering not only Yasha’s extremely low apology count but also the few episodes she appeared in, it’s difficult to draw definitive conclusions about her apology habits. Her apologies to the party increased proportionally throughout these episodes, several of these spoken while botted by Matthew, after the battle beneath the well when she was charmed into turning on the party. She’s also increased her apologies to Nott, in partial consequence to their growth in interactions over this period.Throughout the course of the entire campaign, Yasha has not apologized to Caleb, and has not yet apologized to Caduceus.

Part 2: Who Gets Apologized To?

With an average of 36.86 apologies per M9 member, Fjord, Caleb, and Jester retain their lead from episodes 1-27 in being the party members most often apologized to. Beau, Caduceus and Yasha are near the bottom as before, with Nott receiving roughly an average number of apologies. There is a slightly widening gap in apologies between the person earning the most apologies (Caleb) and the person earning the least (Yasha)--the range of scores shifting from 24 to 33.

As before, Beau is far and away the M9 member most likely to apologize to Fjord, and Fjord the most likely to react with surprise when she does so (see: the Ball-Eater when Beau apologized for snapping, and the hotel in Xhorhas when Beau apologized for seeming distant this scientist is salty ok) Proportionally, Jester and Nott have both emerged as some of the most likely to apologize to Fjord, although Caleb doubled his slice of the pie of apologies from the first 27 episodes as well.

Chaos Crew and Team Human demonstrate their team spirit as the leaders in apologies to Beau. Unlike in episodes 1-27, in this sample every member of the Mighty Nein has apologized to Beau at least once.

Generally speaking, it takes an event to unseat Beau as the lead apologizer, but Nott does so by a significant margin. Spikes in Nott’s fairly consistent apology rate to Caleb occur in episodes 49 (5 apologies as she reveals her backstory) and 66 (4 apologies as she panics over her missing flask). Fjord also emerges as a leader in apologies to Caleb, with his largest spike of 4 apologies in episode 33, when he startles Caleb at the beach.

These are roughly the same pattern of apologies Nott received in episodes 1-27! Beau is far and away the most likely to apologize to Nott, with Fjord and Jester coming in next. Caleb’s apologies are sparing, but outside of the data he does have a history of intense nonverbal or indirect apologies--such as after the Happy Fun Ball dragon incident, and after her relating her story in Felderwin.

Chaos Crew is neck and neck in the competition for the “I apologized most to Jester” award. Fjord increases his apologies to Jester by a huge degree as well (from 0% to 12%--a huge leap!) while Caleb’s apology rate stays fairly consistent.

Since Caduceus’ debut, he has been apologized to roughly equally by most members of the Mighty Nein, though surprisingly and contrary to usual patterns, Beau has apologized comparatively little to Caduceus! The sample size of apologies to Caduceus is comparatively small though, with the difference in Caleb and Nott/Fjord’s apology counts being 1 apology, and Jester’s lead consisting of 3 apologies.

Between Nott shooting Yasha full of arrows while charmed by Obann and accusing Yasha of stealing her flask (and going through Yasha’s things), Nott aimed a LOT of apologies in Yasha’s direction. Jester continues as from the first 27 episodes to be a leader in apologizing to Yasha, for being unable to help or save her. Fjord is the only member of the Mighty Nein in this sample who has not apologized to Yasha.

While there were clear leaders in the people who apologized to NPCs in episodes 1-27 (Caleb and Beau), in this sample that burden is distributed far more equally, as Beau slightly increases her proportion of apologies and Caleb cuts his share of apologies (proportionally) nearly in half. Jester and Nott both expand their share of apologies, with Nott’s growth being the most dramatic of the party.

Discussion & Conclusion

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