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vanillayoteart · 10 months
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You see if my heart is racing and my mind is active, I don't have time to be sad
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ohnoitsthebat · 2 years
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scungledfiles · 2 years
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whimsicalcotton · 11 months
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they’re gonna be red+blue gays and pink+purple gays. i have gone mad with power
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coelii · 3 months
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can you rank all the monster flavors you like to drink?
I missed the "like to drink part" and just made a tier list of all the ones I've tried
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Anything in S/A are ones I like to drink, the rest are just okay
S: Pipeline Punch (Juice), Loca Moca (Java), Original
A: Ultra (White), Ultra Gold, Mean Bean (Java)
B: Ultra Red, Assault, Ultra Sunrise, Rehab (Iced Tea), Ultra Rosa
C: Ultra Peachy Keen, Ultra Paradise
F-: Lo-Carb, Mango Loco (Juice)
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kirbyofthestars · 1 year
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i keep dark meta knight in a hamster cage i fill his water bottle with mean bean java monster energy every morning
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kitti-coining · 1 year
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Hi! I hope you’re doing ok! And I have a request! /pos
Can you coin an aldernic term where you wish your blood was made of monster coffee?
(You have coffee and monster energy, but I would like a monster coffee energy drink term if possible please and thank you?)
(Specifically mean bean or salted caramel Java monsters?)
-the unknown
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🩸♡ Aldermebebloodic
[PT: 🩸♡ Aldermebebloodic. End PT]
An aldernic for beings who have, or wish to have, mean bean java monster energy for blood
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🩸♡ Aldersaltecarabloodic
[PT: 🩸♡ Aldersaltecarabloodic. End PT]
An aldernic for beings who have, or wish to have, salted caramel java monster energy for blood
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omgkalyppso · 7 months
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I was tagged by @boghermit in a Get To Know You thing.
Three Some Ships:
☆ Étoile (tav oc) x Astarion (et al)
☆ Faedolyn (byleth oc) x Claude x Lorenz x Hilda x Avery (shez oc)
☆ Meldiara (dragonborn oc) x Teldryn Sero x Caryalind Thallery (I have 2 WIPs that will probably never see the light of day on my phone)
☆ Wylla (dragonborn oc) x Aranea Ienith
☆ Kira Nerys x Odo
☆ Jadzia Dax x Worf
☆ Elim Garak x Julian Bashir
☆ Alfira x Lakrissa
☆ Miss Vanessa Ives x season one (and maybe two) Ethan Chandler
☆ Miss Vanessa Ives x season two John Clare
Last Film:
☆ It was Jujutsu Kaisen 0 but does that count as a film? Otherwise it was NOPE some months ago.
Currently Watching:
☆ JJK as well. But also! I finally finished Penny Dreadful. And while it's been a while since I've watched these other things, also Star Trek Discovery, Leverage and rewatching Star Trek DS9.
Currently Reading:
☆ Nothing. I keep restarting old favorites. The Fellowship Of The Ring most lately.
Currently Playing:
☆ Baldur's Gate 3. Obsessively.
Currently Consuming:
☆ Mean Bean Java Monster. v-v
Currently Craving:
☆ A hug. Mango juice. Wanderlust, someone give me somewhere to go.
I'll tag @vlwv , @lucius-the-sinful , @allycryz , @recurringwriter and You.
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creepycute-puppy-gf · 7 months
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So with that comes the close to October's candy month and I gotta say, some amazingly tasty energy drinks damn. But, I said the final can of the month was special yes, how though? It is the 100th energy drink I've put a rating to, there are many I haven't shared and with that this is my personal list of energy drinks I've tried.
I'll try to update this every so often, and don't be too surprised when flavors aren't where they were bc sometimes I retry the flavors and find I was just wrong or I was wrong when I posted and then realized the error of my ways. This is both powdered and canned btw!! Best to worst, check the cut.
Ryse Pink Splash Can - Ethereal Monster Java Irish Blend - Wonderful (Sorry) G FUEL Traveler's Ale - Wonderful GHOST FaZe Pop (Gamer powder) - Wonderful G FUEL Black Ice (Blackberry Pear Vanilla) - Wonderful G FUEL Sour Power (Sour Raspberry Candy) - Wonderful Dubby Dubsludge (Sour Green Apple + Bubble Gum) - Wonderful Freshen Up Cherry Limeade - Wonderful GHOST Swedish Fish Can - Wonderful Rogue Tiger's Blood - Wonderful Monster Ultra Violet - Wonderful GHOST Orange Cream Can - Wonderful Ryse Sour Punch Blue Raspberry Can - Wonderful G FUEL Rainbow Sherbet - Wonderful Ryse Ring Pop Berry Blast Can - Wonderful GHOST Cotton Candy Can - Wonderful GHOST Sour Pink Lemonade Can - Wonderful Rogue Cotton Candy Can - Wonderful Monster Ultra White - Wonderful G FUEL Candy Corn - Great but Candy Corn so it's wonderful to me Monster Ultra Sunrise - Wonderful Advanced Cotton Candy - Wonderful GHOST Strawberry Splash Can - Wonderful G FUEL Cotton Candy - Wonderful G FUEL Lingonberry - Wonderful Dubby Dragonade - Great Reign Blue Raspberry Can - Great Alani Witch's Brew Can - Great G FUEL Grape Gummiez Can - Great GHOST Citrus Can - Great G FUEL Power Pellet Can (Cherry Lollipop) - Great G FUEL Blueberry Muffinz Can - Great G FUEL Mystery Flavor - Great G FUEL Tropical Rain - Great GHOST Tropical Mango - Great GLYTCH Moonbow - Great GHOST Warheads Sour Watermelon - Great G FUEL Kamehameha Can (Strawberry Lychee) - Great G FUEL Black on Blackberry - Great G FUEL Soda Ice Candy Can - Great Monster Aussie Lemonade - Great G FUEL Watermelon - Great Monster Khaos - Great GHOST Cherry Limeade Can - Great Monster Ultra Paradise - Great Ryse Sunny D Can - Great GHOST Sour Strips Rainbow - Great G FUEL Strawberry Banana - Great Monster Papillon - Great Rockstar Recovery Fruitpunch - Great Monster Ultra Rosa - Great Freshen Up Samurai's Spirit (Fuji Apple Mango) - Great Advanced Strawberry Shortcake - Great Alani Retro Rainbow - Good QT Rooster Booster (Strawberry) - Good GHOST Redberry Can - Good Monster Java Loca Moca - Good GHOST Blue Raspberry can - Good GLYTCH Cherry Bomb (Black Cherry) - Good Monster (classic) - Good Monster Ultra Gold - Good JuJu Caramel Apple Squeeze - Good Advanced Dream Team Punch - Good Mtn Dew MDX - Good (Listen,,,,OKAY LISTEN it tasted like Slurm, like a made up drink that couldn't exist. I liked that a lot) GLYTCH Dragonsweat (Dragonfruit) - Good G FUEL Tetris Blast Can (Grape, Apple, Passionfruit, Orange + Candy) - Good Gamersupps Strawberry Lime - Good G FUEL Blue Ice Can (Blue Raspberry) - Okay G FUEL Battle Juice (Pineapple) - Okay Gamersupps Pineapple Cocktail - Okay Bawls - Okay G FUEL Wumpa Fruit Can (Apple Peach Candy) - Okay Jolt Cola - Okay Monster Java Mean Bean - Okay GHOST Warheads Sour Green Apple - Okay Monster Ultra Peachy Keen - Okay Poggers Cream Dream - Okay (Ashwagandha root so advised against) Bang Rose - Okay Advanced Blueberry Acai - Okay Monster Ultra Fiesta Mango - Okay Full Throttle Blue Demon - Okay G FUEL Blue Ice (Blue Raspberry) - Okay Advanced Magic Rainbow Sherbet - Okay Gamersupps Blue Razz - Okay Venom Death Adder - Okay Tab Energy - Okay Redbull - Okay NOS - Okay Full Throttle - Okay SoBe Adrenaline Rush - Okay Rockstar (2005) - Bad Mtn Dew Amp - Bad Full Throttle Fury - Bad (Great if u have had enough vodka) Monster Assault - Bad Full Throttle Blueberry Acai - Bad Monster Ultra Watermelon - Bad (Made of cigarettes) Bang Rainbow Unicorn - Bad (but trans colored,,,,,,,,,,,,) G FUEL Snow Cone - Bad (flavorless??) Mtn Dew Kickstart Pineapple Orange Mango Can - Bad (salty fruit beer) Crunk!!! - Horrible (Damaged me psychologically and physically in ways I can't recount) GLYTCH Falcon Smash (Sour Blue Raspberry) - Horrible (fart smell and flavor? is there sulphur in this??)
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dykeseesgod · 7 months
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4+11
favorite drink?
monster energy java mean bean yessirrie
introvert or extrovert
thog dont caare
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ornerycrab · 11 months
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If my piss smells like coffee after I've drank a monster java mean bean maybe my cum will too
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eethend · 10 months
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the mean bean java monster tastes like it has almond milk in it so why isnt it a lactose free drink huh
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egoisticqueer · 1 year
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[Goood Morning Monster! It's a Java Monster: Mean Bean. Coffee is always a trustworthy one, and you gotta keep it fresh. The paper taped to it is just a very rough sketch of Soul, Mind, Heart, Memo, Instinct, and even Whole all together.]
Hm. Coffee. Good choice.
I think I will stick this drawing on my minifridge with a magnet.
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system--down · 1 year
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Meet The System!
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The Host🌹
Akarii
They/Them
*Non-binary
*Pan-Romantic
*Aesexual (Maybe grey? Far as I can say is that I am definitely not into sex or having sex like...at all. ^^" but I am not sex repulsed??)
*Artist
*Likes to use the water color brush in my art but have yet to discover the skills of "Consistancy" and "Clean" in art LOL
*Depressed-- it can hit hard sometimes...
*Friendly though!
*Smoll bean of an adult
*College Student (Working on my Bachelor's degree right now!
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Gate Keeper (outer)
Nizz🐈‍⬛
He/Him
*First Responder
*First appeared to the Host at the age of 8 by the name of "Gary"
*Tends to change his name from time to time which is why he keeps " " around whatever name he is using at that time.
*has gone through 2 other names before he became "Niss"
*Likes Cats.
*has file on everyone in the System, any questions, he's the one to ask--
*Is called "Big Brother" in the Scape
*A bit moody and a little grumpy but is actually much softer than he often leads people to believe.
*stands around 5'8 (Not too tall, surprising for a gate keeper)
Triggers
*Co-fronts more often than you think but is generally triggered when the Host is feeling attacked or afraid or hits a severe depression wave. He is protective of the host (much like a "Big Brother" usually would be, hence why he has earned that name in the scape.) he stands around 5'8. He's not a very tall man. He is also much like the file keeper, keeping everyone in the system in line and annalyzes a situation before he figures out who is best to take the wheel when the Host Dissociates, or keep from an unwanted switch by sliding in himself.
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Protector (outer)
Valen❤️💔
He/Him
*Made his first fronting attempt when some room mates fucked Akarii over so he decided to fuck them over back...
*Fairly hot tempered.
*Quite vulgar
*Showed himself more through roleplay as "Valentino"
*Pretty funny guy when not angry
*Very Verbal
*Foul mouthed
*Vain
*Stands at exactly 6 feet in the scape.
Triggers
Valen tends to be triggered when the host is under high emotional stress, irritation and anger...or if people talk about him. Chalk it up to his vanity--
Akarii is not very confrontational, where as Valen very much tends to be. For whatever reason he becomes sharply triggered when the ex comes into play...he really does not like that guy. No one in the system does but Valen would very much rip him 10,000 new holes if he were allowed to.
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Anjay🕸️
He/Him
*Total Social Bug
*Loves to gossip
*Tells the Host "I Love You" all the time, very often every day multiple times a day....we haven't figured out why but it's nice.
*Loves to shop (especially for clothes
*Often dresses the Host up in pastels, and pinks and cute shit-- if it's pastel? Or pink? You can bet it was an Anjay Pick!
*Loves strawberry (As well as the color pink it seems)
*Is the tallest of the alters standing at 6'2 in the scape.
*Very friendly
*Loves to talk and chat
Triggers
According to some reading, it's possible for an alter to have multiple functions and for more than one alter to have similar functions--
He helps with the social anxiety and taking care of the host affectionately and emotionally. Functions as the BFF/Bestie/Someone to care for the host affectionately and emotionally. He is also the keeper of the music. ❤️
Vaux ⚡
He/Him
*Tends to "Mommy" the host.
*An internal motivator
*Lights a fire under their ass to get things done (such as taking care of themself, cleaning, getting work done.)
*Likes working with the production technology at school and so often fronts during those classes.
*A bit of a nag.
*likes the Monster Java Mean Bean
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Vaux gets triggered often when the host deals with their toxic mother. As well as during school or work to keep them going or just take over when the host is too tired. He works as a sorta parental figure and motivator. He also very much enjoys technology and multimedia and gets a happy stim anytime they have a production to set up for filming.
Wallace😾
He/Him
*Tends to "Daddy" the host.
*Doesn't really front too often.
*Is usually the one who does the cooking of "real food"
*Grumpy old man
*Hates "that processed shit"
*loves cooking steak
*Not a very social creature
Triggers
Wallace offers the "Fatherly role" in the system. He doesn't really socialize or front often unless he's cooking "real food" for the host.
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Vio/Vinny🐰
They/He
*Is an anthro bunny
*Protector of The Host's Gender and Sexual Identity
*Believes in Retail Therapy
*Gets along well with Anjay which is often bad for Akarii's wallet...
*Also doubles an an OC RP Muse
Triggers
Vio is triggered when it comes to The Host's identity in both their Gender preferences and sexuality orientation. He gets a bit snippy if these things get disrespected and ignored.
Bubble🫧
She/Her
*Child
*Doesn't talk much.
*is the reason the host has so many squishmallows and stuffed animals
*Loves anything cute fluffy colorful and pastel.
*Unicorns!
*Her favorite bubble tea is Cotton Candy with rainbow pearls
*Cartoons!
*Coloring!
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Bubble is the system's little. Gaara is usually the one that keeps her maintained and entertained in the scape. She doesn't talk too often but Anjay will often talk for her. The two of them are particularly close.
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Gate Keeper (inner)
Gaara⏳
He/Him
*Fictive
*Portrays similar traits to Gaara from "Naruto"/"Naruto Shippuden" which is the character he derrived from.
*Made a sudden "Awakening" late in the night...
*Valen does not like him very much...at all.
*Not too much of a talker
*Generally docile unless pushed, but does tend to try to keep the peace.
*Likes Desert Roses and Cacti
*Halos (seedless orange fruit similar to a tangerine) make him curious...but he enjoys eating them.
*Brings a little fear to the system given his abilities within the scape which consist of but are not limited to--
--putting up walls to block out other members of the system from knowing what he and the host talk about--
Or for blocking out unwanted memories that affect the host's emotional state or psyche
--Preventing further or sudden and unwanted switching between alters
--Locks out other alters from co-fronting when he's fronting, unless otherwise decided by him that he finds it nessasary or safe and okay to do so.
--Being able to Bring a sudden sort of "calm" over the chaos of the system.
*Keeps the little in check and prevents her from fronting during serious or important situations.
Triggers
Gaara awoke suddenly one night and no one understood how or why. But given time studying him and talking it's been noticed that he seems to front when the host is experiencing an emotionally unstable state of mind. Triggered by emotional situations such as high depression or intense emotional turmoil that affect the Host he takes over and stands guard to protect the host from any further emotional turmoil or damage. He can also create "Sand walls" within the scape that work as blocks to unwanted alter switching and/or blocking out unwanted memories that affect the Host's emotional state or state of mind.
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Protector (Inner)
Neji
*He/Him
*Fictive
*Portrays similar traits to Neji Hyuuga from Naruto/Naruto Shippuden which is the character he derived from.
*focuses his protection more on the "inside" rather than the "outside"
Triggers
Neji is very curt and straight to the point. He doesn't pussy foot nor sugar-coat.
If Neji does not like you, he will out right say that he does not like you. And if you annoy him, he will say so. He is not particularly friendly, yet not unfriendjy either-- really, he's just not really all that social except with the host. And even then it's mostly scolding them about the living situation. Triggers that pull him out are generally persistent irritations. But...every once in a while he likes to front particular so he can enjoy a cup of tea...he tends to favor Oolong and earthy blends.
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waspstar · 1 year
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saw bluef00t post this and i just had to get in on it. 5 drinks to get to know me 1. mean bean java monster. by far one of my favorite drinks of all time i literally have cans littering my room rn and a full one waiting for me in the fridge. 2. arizona green tea boy howdy do i suck those down. also littering my room rn 3. water. just water. i drink it like its breathing. i dont even keep track of how much of it i drink. before you ask yes i fucking pee a lot okay 4. lipton brand lemon green tea. this shit is like. WHOOO i rarely get to have it but it is a special occasion when i can. delicious elixir! my my! 5. chocolate milk. the thicker the better. i know this may seem basic but i just love choco milj its so tassy come onnnnnnnnn
honorable mentions: coffee IN GENERAL, i drink it in all forms possible and i love it more than i can even communicate. i drink coffee specifically for the taste im not even in it for the caffeine. my favorite coffees are starbucks vanilla sweet cream cold brews with white mocha, and also the hot coffee i get to make at home. i also like burger king vanilla iced coffee when its not like watered down and gross. speedway iced coffee can be good but i think their hot is better. thats my only honorable metnion this was too long
i tag my besties obviouslyyy @surrender-souls @earthlingplant @excellentflowers @oneweirdtip @carlandthepassions-sotough and of course if you want to do it i tag you too!!!
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cinderspots · 2 years
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Buying a white monster and punting it as far as i can out of spite that shit is nasty bro
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You are incorrect, they are one of the best. I kinda like the Java ones now tho. Mean Bean.
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