#jason has mild entomophobia from arkham

[scaryscarecrows]

I know you have a few AUs where the Squad get put into different universes and I would like to propose…The Squad in “The Mummy”.

Mark: I hate that movie.

Riley: Seriously?

Mark: Bugs, man. Those bugs. They are the worst, the literal worst.

Jason: Could do without those, honestly.

Jimmy: If you fuckers leave me to die like that one guy, I will haunt you.

Trent: Relax. We'd drag you behind a camel if push came to shove.

Jimmy: I DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE THAT GUY, MAN.

Antoine: Dude, we'd get you. Relax.

Jimmy: HE LOST HIS EYES AND EVERYTHING.

Riley: Kindred spirit!

Jimmy: ...

Riley: :)

Frank: What the fuck--

Riley: I should be him for Halloween.

#asks #the squad #the mummy #poor mr. burns #jason has mild entomophobia from arkham #mark just doesn't like the scarabs 'cause they're creepy and horrid