I spent like 10 minutes finding this in my camera roll anyways SNARLS GROWLS BITES MAULS FOAMS AT THE MOUT BLOWS UP THE PIE FACTORY WHATEVER. WHATEVER. I DONT EVEN CARE ACTUALLY. DO YOU CARE? I DON'T. ITS LITERALLY FINE EVERYTHING'S COOL.
Okay yes will is a whore for sipping his lil drink, staring at hannibal while he bleeds out on the floor, but let's not forget hannibal the slut, posing like a vogue photoshoot, panting, staring up at his twink like this is some private show okay
Me to my landlords, regarding the swamp that appeared in my bathtub two weeks ago: hello landlords, I think I should not have to have a swamp in my bathtub. I only have one bathroom, and it has a bog in it, which I think is not a good thing. Furthermore, there is mold growing on the top of the water (consistency of chocolate ganache) in my bathtub in my bathroom (the only one I have). Please kindly send someone to address this thing which I have been telling you about for ten or more days (hard to remember) (maybe from mold poisoning. I don't know) or give me a place to stay until you remove the biome from my living space please ☺️ if it's no trouble ☺️ thank you!
My landlords and maintenance: stupid little gay boy thinks he's too good for the bog? Little gay bitch idiot boy doesn't relish the sludge? Weak ankles homosexual. Splash around in it for a while why don't you?maybe you'll grow the fuck up.
i am 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏 THIIIIIS fucking close to going fully apoplectic about the amount of smut tagged as fucking 'f*ta* on goddamn ao3. every last fucking piece of smut i find is the goddamn same and whereas BACK IN THE DAY it used to be the same like three people now there's a whole fucking cadre of these professional clowns coming on here and posting this garbage Fresh And Hot from their computers like bro real talk i love a girl with a nice dick but a) either put in the fucking effort or leave and b) i don't see you people supporting the content that does it well huh. i know it exists i fucking Seent It with my own eyes but no when it's about actual trans people that's not Weird Enough for you i guess. anyway. god. sdfhjgsdfhjkgsdf
willing to perform sexual favours for whichever student union arsehole can persuade college to change the worlds most impractical bike locks theyve installed near my house which are the bane of my entire existence