#it's not like it's a surprise tool that will help us later

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

You're the only fucker on this website who currently understands me.

#HE GOT HER A BUNNY RABBIT AND SHE TAKES IT WITH HER EVERYWHERE!!! #HIS EX-BOSS'S WIFE SEES HIM AND RUSHES TO HUG HIM AND FUSSES OVER HIM #HE'S THEIR FAMBLY!!! #also wow what a fun silly episode you just watched #don't keep that episode in mind or anything #it's not like it's a surprise tool that will help us later #:3

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Helloooooo take a look at automaton au chica over here.. she is called mother hen

She is a patron of people who get lost/seek shelter, children and the unwanted. One of the major old ones people generally know about. There are still old shrines and offering sites for her specifically all over the borderlands. There are other major old ones whos shrines have sadly been lost to time as they have not been seen in centuries...

#fnaf chica #dcamv #automaton au #my art #glamrock chica #i guess? #this lady can and will eat bad people whole #she is a fren #wispers 'this is a surprise tool that hill help us later' #later being next part of the comic if i ever get past the first three panels #she so pretty #i mean for now she is just being mentioned but like #she will show up

[dazesanddoodles]

the vibe we bring to the function

#they're up to no good fr #billy is scandalized but not by the murder #guys hear me out on sapphic stuilly this is going somewhere trust me #put down the pitchforks i swear its not the fumes #soft launch for yuri stuilly fic in the drafts rn #totally following canon (so unbelievably not canon its hilarious) #dazndoodraws #stuilly #stu macher #billy loomis #scream 1996 #yeah this TOTALLY takes place in 1996 and not the summer of 1995 #i said like a liar #tns1995 #that tag is a surprise tool to help us later #butterbee #also a surprise tag ignore for now

[worstloki]

Absolutely obsessed with Thor naming things wrongly but saying them with his whole chest in such confidence that for a grace period no one doubts him

#I need a horse! #guy: *looking around shop in case he’s missed their horse stock* uhhhhh #Thor smashes his glass and calls for another and now you too have the urge to do that but WAIT NO #his whole crazy explanation of who he is and the world tree to Jane #calling Rocket a rabbit #NIVADELLIR #panflaps?? PANFLAPS???? #is he messing with people? is he serious? it doesn’t matter!!!!!!! #this as opposed to Loki who will say the proper thing but in such a way that even when you know it’s true you’re doubting it now #Loki to Heimdall like and I am your king you’re sworn to me now. .......yes? #Heimdall like hm that’s a surprise tool that’ll help us later #Loki: Frigga gave me the throne since I am next in line #Warriors 4: wait but how is... hm. —Loki?! hm. he must’ve done something. surely. #Loki says he wants to take over earth and there is nothing other than inane circular speeches getting that across #Loki says he knows codes to stop alarms from blaring as they go through Sakaar and now Thor just KNOWS Loki is up to something #Thor inspires loyalty belief and charisma with his confidence and Loki is there sowing discord with his self esteem #Thor: that is an oven press #Loki: it’s... a toaster #Steve: no Thor is ri—hang on. #Tony: [squinting at Thor in suspicion] #Bruce: I can’t believe I’m blanking on this #Natasha: тамада #Yelena: [falls from the vent and lands on Clint who had been sleeping] WHERE #Clint: WHAT IS GOINGON

[kaeyachi]

i just had a thought

but gosh i genuinely GENUINELY hope that Kaeya knows what his mission is and his purpose or whatever endgame stuff he has to do (whether big or small)

because y'all know what the alternative is? It's him fabricating details or him using a misunderstanding, and consequently telling Diluc just to get Diluc to attack him as a form of self punishment.

Their fight would have been for nothing other than to satiate Kaeya's need to get hurt.

add in the fact that i kinda think that all "misfortunes" Kaeya is facing is of his own choice? well...

He better know his purpose or I'm storming HYV headquarters.

#kaeya #kaeya alberich #yeah i cant write anything other than angst lmao #i do have happy ones though! #like that damn kaeya and the beach HCs that i still havent finished >:^( #im here back at it again with the kaeyangst #but no seriously mans felt guilty about being relieved crepus died and just what? decided he should get hit with a flaming Phoenix? #HE MUST HAVE AN IDEA BECAUSE IF HE IS CLUELESS THEN AYO SEND THIS MAN TO THERAPY THIS INSTANT #though the fact that he seems to be asking questions backhandedly kinda worry me babes #Kaeya's dad leaving Kaeya at mond: That's a surprise tool that can help us later #miska muska mickey ough #BUT YEAH I THINK HE KNOWS BUT JUST LACKS CONTEXT #OTHERWISE THIS IS AN ANGSTFEST #tbh this isnt the planned one from yesterday either oop

[steven-scribbleverse]

I need opinions

#I'm bad at creating palettes from scratch so I'm just using her canon colors but slightly more vibrant #but like I can't tell which color to put where #steven universe #steven universe future #ft. not-steven #pearl #scribbleverse #this is a surprise tool that will help us later #scribs.txt

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

comrades, i need opinions

which sword, preferably 4/5 star since those are the most intricate, LOOKS the best on Kaeya? as in, which one matches him best aesthetically? don't forget to mention if it's the ascended version or not!!

(this is the only thing i'm posting today as i am very tired and have a long few days ahead of me but i really would like to see what people think :D

#hush n shush wifi #not brainrot #important #kinda?? it's not SUPER important but i would like some input! #but why? you might ask #don't worry! it's a surprise tool that will help us later :) #(cosplay purposes. hopefully at least) #since kaeya doesn't really have a signature weapon we need to choose whichever looks best #unless he does and i've just completely forgotten #which to be honest is a valid option i'm not known for my memory #good evening :) #wifi demands talk

[pathetic-gamer]

Blue Lions and who they main in Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Dimitri: Captain Falcon (spams neutral-b and occasionally does the voice but only when he's playing alone [Falcon. Puuuunch!])

Dedue: Meta Knight (spams side-b)

Felix: Daisy (it's for the meta ok dude it's the meta shut uP SHUT UP Sylvain she's the STRONGEST CHARACTER. Undefeated except for that one Little Mac main from EVO in 1181)

Sylvain: Bayonetta (thinks shes hot, manages to pull off unbelievable combos)

Ingrid: Zero Suit Samus (pure meta, gets annoyed when people try to pick Zero Suit Samus if they dont even understand why shes better than normal Samus. 3 stocks Sylvain every single time)

Annette: Yoshi (spams dair and does the voice [boing HOP! 😊], also is weirdly good at combos)

Mercedes: Rosalina and Luma (still doesn't actually know why Luma disappears sometimes)

Ashe: Mario (indulge nostalgia AND meta, baby!)

Explained some terms in the tags - Golden Deer / Black Eagles / Church of Seiros / Ashen Wolves

#i main bayonetta for exactly the same reasons as sylvain <3 always use the Bayonetta 1 skin #people hate my combos bc no one ever expects them to work least of all me #bc i feel the need to explain my jokes: #little mac is f-tier and daisy is s-tier so like. seeing an irl pro little mac main is Terrifying #felix must defeat the rising uppercut to stand a chance against little mac! #ha ha just a little street fighter II joke for you there :) #the street fighter II jokes are a surprise tool that will help us later #fe3h #blue lions #fe3h blue lions #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #dedue molinaro #felix hugo fraldarius #sylvain jose gautier #ashe ubert #ingrid brandl galatea #annette fantine dominic #mercedes von martritz #ssbu #anyway #there will be more #EVO is a real world fighting game championship #getting 3 stocked means someone beats you without taking a single KO #dair means down-air aka tilt the left stick down and press a while in the air #luma functions like a second character and can take damage. she can therefore die and regenerate a few seconds later #welcome to the super fodlan bros ultimate cinematic universe

[timeconqueror]

Y-yeah, what they said

#I'm gonna. need to research this a ton lmfao. #I feel like I'm hitting the blunt rotation just by reading this (affectionate) #;out of time. #ITS A SURPRISE TOOL THAT WILL HELP US LATER OKAY

[dr3amofagame]

JMAH: the wither rose. 🌹

What prompts it? What does Sam think about how well Dream did?

THE WITHER ROSE 👀

Honestly, I think it's something Sam would do early enough where he's not really...expecting Dream to succeed. Probably as a punishment of sorts after Dream was (in his opinion) particularly stand-offish or mouthy or otherwise insubordinate, a little after the debacle of Tommy's death anniversary and the TNT (and the...strange calm of March 16th). He's seeing more obvious effects on Dream's behavior by now, obviously, but not really internalized the depth of his actual control over him, yet, how much of his accidental conditioning is actually having an effect.

So after an interrogation session or something that ends up being particularly frustrating to Sam, he hands him a wither rose and tells him to keep holding onto it, or else. He's not really expecting too much, honestly. The obedience tests, as he begins to implement them, are kind of clumsy - as much as he wants Dream to listen, whether or not he actually expects Dream to follow through can be a lot more complicated. He wants to think that he's making progress, but he also thinks that Dream is stubborn as shit and probably willing to go through quite a lot of pain just to piss Sam off. So he hands it over, checks back a few times to make sure that he's still holding onto it, and then leaves.

As for Dream- well, or else means quite a bit, after the anniversary and the TNT. And it's like- things haven't been as bad as the first two weeks in a while, but w/ fresh memories of how bad things can get and newly shaking hands, he's not exactly keen on inviting Sam's wrath. Besides, holding onto the rose ,, isn't that hard. Not at first. Part of it is almost proof to himself - the wither rose only hurts as long as he holds onto it. There's a degree of control to it that doesn't exist with the potions. In some ways, it's easier to stomach.

So he holds on- and on, and on. Hours pass. The wither creeps up his arms - occasionally, a heal pot splashes above him to negate some of the damage, and he flinches but keeps gripping onto its stem (the wither effect is most concentrated around the petals). Slowly, as it takes its toll, he has a harder and harder time keeping his grip on it - so he ends up kinda awkwardly curled up against the back wall of the cell, letting the head of it rest against his chest to make sure he won't let go. His hands are completely numb. He doesn't think he could lift the rose and place it down if he tried.

When Sam finds him, like this, for a second he does panic a little and think that Dream's like straight up died - to his credit, his health-pot setup has done its job. His second thought is that this is some kind of malicious compliance, Dream trying to get revenge somehow by hurting himself - he did it in the first timeline, and he's done it before in this one as well. It's a combination of the seriousness of Dream's injuries and how out of it he is when he wakes up again that makes Sam maybe think differently - Dream has always been painfully aware of his own mortality, before, and you know. Very very hard to kill. It's not like him to be careless, like this.

Neither of them really approach the implications of it to each other, afterwards. Dream tries not to think too much about how close he could’ve gotten to dying, why he’d obeyed in the first place (he’s no stranger to what Sam is pulling, but he’s not even sure how much he wants to fight back anymore. His obedience scares him; not obeying, a lot of the time, scares him worse.) Sam can’t deny what this could mean, as much as he’s kinda reeling from what it could all mean and telling himself not to fall for Dream’s tricks - after this, the obedience tests definitely ramp up, just to test exactly how far Dream is willing to go and how much is actual control versus something Dream is using to fool him. (Dream is listening to him - isn’t this what he wanted? Is it even real?) Dream suffers a few permanent physical effects from the wither - the skin of his hands has greyed and blackened, and his fingers are colder than they used to be, going numb pretty often. Where the head of the rose had rested against his chest, there’s some more of the darkened skin as well as blackened veins around his heart and stretching up above his collar, easily visible through how pale his skin has become everywhere else. 

#the day after the wither rose incident is a relatively light one for dream #obviously it was because of his injuries #but. it still feels a little like a reward. #dream was /good/ #both of them are still struggling about what being /good/ means #kat :D #my asks !! #just me and him AU #time traveler sam AU #tw abuse #tw torture #tw conditioning #sam starting to realize that his whole torture reward/punishment system has tangible effects: #(that's a surprise tool that'll help us later :) )

[inkybirdy]

in order for the universe to stay in balance, ganlink can’t be having a nice day while zelda is managing to avoid disaster - and vice versa.  (alternate caption: tfw at the most badass and productive you’ve ever felt in your life, you still look incredibly silly around your crush) 

#loz au #legend of zelda #zelda #sheik #nabooru #zelnab #? #i don't know #crown of calamity #adventure boyfriends au #myart #meanwhile the gorons @ link and ganon all 'this is a surprise tool that will help us later' #it's all going well #zelda is also quickly starting to regret having all the Divinely Blonde Hair their mother was very hesitant to let them cut #on the one hand pretty girls like to play with it - on the other it's easy to grab and Make A Problem

[infini-tree]

tonight’s tangent: if george’s mom was a college prof according to Word Of Pilkey, did it mention (or imply) what program/course she does in the books. like, on the one hand i can imagine something english/literature based-- maybe journalist or some professional writing degree or something communication adjacent at least

but i also like the idea of the course having some synergy (but not completely complimentary) with moses’ mechanic job, like some sort of drafter?

(probably leaning towards the journalist/professional writing program. still have to choose what subject/s she’d teach, or whether she’d be full or part time. i think she’d do well in editing or the narrative aspect of articles, because even if its non-fiction, there's always a story, plus its a nice way to tie it all back in)

#mells thinking out loud on her blog again #more like: mells tries to rubberduck her way out of a brief anecdote that will be 2 sentences tops for a fic #this is a surprise tool that will help us later!

[umbreix]

Hey, so I'm starting to get caught up on ASM, and I'm kinda confused about something; it's clear from the art that either Madoka or Homura is black, given that Haruka is as well, but I wanted to know which of them? Sorry if this seems rude, it's just messing with my ability to visualize what's going on.

Not rude at all! Thanks for asking!

ASM Homura is mixed Black and Japanese while Madoka simply has a more brown skintone. The headcanon for Homura came from a friend of mine (madohomurat, previously @homubat) and kinda stuck as to how I visualise her. As such it became part of ASM and thus part of Haruka's design.

A general look at how the ASM quintet look is in this post!

And as for Homura in specific they drew the various Homus here!

I didn't initially intend this to be addressed in fic as much but then my cowriter started drawing a bunch of art pieces that we put up in the chapters and. well. Now that's how ASM Homura is.

(Additionally, she's gaining gray streaks over the course of each loop because of the comedic amount of stress)

Of course this doesn't define every Homura, but that's how she is here. Hope that helps!

(Or as Paci and I put it)

#one of the things i love about asm is doing different things with the various characters #like sure there's a lot of gender but there's not JUST gender #it's also stuff like Homura being blasian and Kyoko being 1/4 Maori #about the quintet's varying family lives #about Hitomi being adopted (a surprise tool that will help us later) #and by that I mean character analysis that will be reached in like 2 chapters #sorry for the delay in fic updates I got polyculed #asm #a single moment

[hychlorions]

NOO WHY IS THIS FUNNY TO ME

#.docx #with nick as my witness #*clenches fist* why is everything making me laugh rn. it's not even that funny #sorry i'm explaining to nick about how klavier gifting apollo a box of ferrero rocher somehow causes edgeworth to have a full on meltdown #anyway do u guys ever think about the comedic potential of klavier 'grand gestures' gavin #trying to give gifts to apollo 'i will freak out if you get me anything worth more than ten bucks' justice #because i do. i think about it a lot. #just the trial and error of it all. and the 'boundaries‚ dwight!' pep talks of it all. and the slowly toeing the line. of it all #like i want to do something GRAND but in a way that only he'd appreciate. or something. #which is why i think for their first ?? anniversary ? or during apollo's birthday after like a year or so together #klavier should give him a [redacted] #whoops. that's a surprise tool that will help us later #also to my new followers who might be from the twitter exodus. if ure still reading: this is my entire blog. me being insane in the tags

[cakesdown]

I'm back into dbd. It's a problem

#me play8ng s*dako to feel like god and then playong p*ramid head for the gender euphoria and also to be very bad at the game #its a surprise tool that will help us later(dipping back down in matchmaking ranks so i dont get bullied)

[mantisgodsaus]

FUN FACT: Wereweevil!Vi refers to herself as being "from the desert" rather than "from the hive near the big tree[1]" as in canon. This is because she has problems.

[1]Direct quote from canon.

#bf aus #wereweevil vi #yes this is related to maiming her sister. no she has never gone to therapy. #she isnt super welcome in the hive also she kind of abandoned everyone there without explanation for several years #and also the maiming thing. but the “left the hive without explanation or even a three-week notice” is like #very much more prominent in peoples minds than the maiming thing for several reasons that will become apparent when we. finish the fic #surprise tools that will help us later and etc