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sugawara-sweetheart · 4 years

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i have a request. nekomata, takeda and coach ukai with a chav gf 😼🥵 sexy

agshsgs omg istg lisa come to the uk rn so we can wearing matching puffer coats pls😭💞ALSO WHY TF DID YOU CHOOSE NEKOMATA PLS😭i just want that old fossil out of my askbox

also i didn’t go with the ‘chav’ thing bc i didn’t want to offend anyone bc it is kinda elitist so i’ve just gone with a tiktok british gf stereotype and other british tingz. this is also just a joke

british s/o | nekomata, takeda & k. ukai

nekomata yasufumi

definitely lets you wear his tracksuits or buys you matching ones

you two often frequent JD and Footasylum to shop for all your classic branded Nike and Adidas tracksuits, complete with a North Face coat

won’t just take you to the tanning shop BUT PAYS FOR ALL YOUR TANNING

he’s always smiling when you’re filling in your brows dark but will probably poke jokes at you just to see you scowl

“wow, that sharpie will be hard to take off.”

but if you genuinely get upset he’ll assure you you’re beautiful

he’s not a huge fan of grime himself but he’ll appreciate it because he likes hearing you rap along

always makes you a great cup of tea

both probably frequent the pub a lot so you know the barman by name

probably watch weird BBC 3 documentaries together

you both probably end up Gogglebox

laughs at you for the time you got into an argument with a cheeky year 7

if you’re upset with him he probably buy you a tesco meal deal to cheer you up

takeda ittetsu

i feel like he has allergies so your Victoria Secret spray probably makes him sneeze

but sweet man just takes it because it makes you happy

definitely comes shopping with you in JD but is always a bit hesitant of the rowdy teenage boys but feels safer with you

comes with you to the nail shop and feeds you little snacks as you’re getting your nails done aww

hates grime music and winces everytime you play Millie B

tries to convince you that perhaps tanning isn’t so healthy for the skin and you should take a break

if he finds out you’re one of those person that drinks cider in the park and gets pissed with your friends, he’ll be disappointed and lectures you about the dangers of drinking

you both probably have a regular thing of getting an Indian or Chinese and watching Eastenders

votes lib dem’s

cricket fan

keishin ukai

you both probably go wetherspoon’s a lot lol

keishin definitely tries to pick up slang because he feels insecure hearing you use it with the karasuno boys

but you cringe more and beg him never to speak again when he insists on saying ‘safe, g’ to tanaka instead of ‘have a good evening’ at the store

you: 👁👄👁💧

karasuno boys: 👁👄👁💧

but you don’t mind when he calls you peng ahaha

bullies you about tanning. your new pet name is cheeto or wotsits in true british cuisine

probably starts selling british food at sakanoshita store

karasuno boys are stunned to find Walker’s crisps, parma violets, dip-dab, monster munch and flapjack

nishinoya:🤢what the fuck is spotted dick?!

you both probably go Gregg’s a lot omg want a vegan sausage roll and cheese & onion pasty now😋

picks up northern slang and now refers to food as ‘scran’ and hinata as ‘our kid’

he calls you ‘pet’ and ‘luv’ unironically

loves grime- his faves are most definitely Stormzy and Dave

screams ‘fuck the government and fuck boris’

you get jealous over his crush on jorja smith

rants about the Tories

watches Match of the Day with you and screams during intense replays

midnight chicken shop dates

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suhoerections · 5 years

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Some of my favourite blogs

Uh so here are some of like the best/my favourite blogs on this site

@baekbuns:

Hope is first cause she inspired me to do this but she’s been my mutual for a while and she writes really cute fluff uwu. She’s also a fucking crackhead and ily Hope and pls don’t get mad at her for basically being the reason why I’m writing a fic where Wonho fucks an onion.

@thesoondongiefiles:

Yeah this one doesn’t need an explanation, Sam is like one of my best friends on this blog. But yeah she’s a mess who can’t choose between Kyungsoo and Minseok. And also does so much shit for me if slfdivgedghv yes ily Sam, plus she write great drabbles

@ninibears-erigom:

Uh another one that needs no explanation. Ayla is my other best friend on this blog and ily you mouldy kiwi fuck and how hard you make me laugh like “kai wants some kai”. I love the way she writes like holy shit its entrancing and this is just me appreciating the best Nini blog on this site

@rosyyeols:

Anna is the reason I’m like horny for exo 24/7 thanks, but fr her drabbles are so fucking good I nut and she’s also sweet as fuck. She’s also like one of the best smut blogs I’ve stumbled apon and I’m a massive fan of her work

@exosthetik:

Okay so we been mutuals for a while but I’m too pussy to DM you glkdfhgvlsedsz but anoTHER amazing drabble blog like i love her work so much its soo good damN thank you for making your blog its amazing

@sehun-smut:

Mattie is the first friend I made on this blog and boy I don’t regret it, always telling me shit about Deceitful and LEGENDS SUPPORTING LEGENDS. Hope your having a great time in Gunland. But yes Mattie is like one of my best friends on this blog and I love her damn

@multi-yeol:

Um yeah Grace is such a twat but i love her hoe bag ass. Like the first time we talked it was about masturbation so good one Grace. She’s honestly amazing though, like she’s one of the best most loyal mutuals I got and she’s helped me through shit and I am very grateful for her

@changkyxnss:

We fucken met on omegle like what a way to start a friendship off. But fr I love her like she’s so supportive and nice and she’s my hecking valenTINE. And she is a monbebe like the whole ass package ily

@m0nstaex0

Wow like my number one fan amirite, but fr though, she’s great and she sends me pics of her cats and dogs and also AUSTRALIAN like damn mate, we relate over fucken magpies

@loveeverydae

I’M SO SAD WE COULDN’T GO SEE STRAY KIDS TOGETHER BUT OH WELL anyways she is great and she writes really well and I love her blog sm and holy shit her drawings are out of this world and istg you’re the softest Jongdae stan I’ve ever met

@dragonlilly55

Um you’re cute and I love your blog and your fluff is so adorable and literally the cutest Jaehyun stan I’ve ever met and I’m glad we’re mutuals even tho we don’t talk much anymore but I’d love to :)

AND LASTLY LIKE MY LITERAL FAVORITE BLOG ON THIS SITE

@monstaxnight

Okay so Queen, ily so much and I’ve followed you for a little while but I’m so entranced by your writing and I literally love it so much its so poetic and I just love it so much, its my favourite writing style I’ve ever come across. I’ve never messaged you but I’ve thought about and I just love your blog so much and you’re so kind and I just really really love you and your blog. I’m probably not your biggest fan but I just want you to know that I really really love you and your blog

#IM SORRY IF I MISSED ANYONE BUT I REALLY TRIED #okay i literally love and support everyone i tagged and i love my followers as well like holy shit yall are great #but yeah if i could tag my followers i WOULD #ily guys

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