Shigeo follows slowly, and a bit distantly, perhaps. Her voice feels a bit like jello; it doesn’t help that the rest of the cafeteria drowns out half of her words. “Is there a reason you think somebody is doing this and not… ya’know. Just bad reception or something?”
Mezato ticks her finger back and forth like a grandfather clock. “Mob, Mob, Mob… First of all, bad reception does not cause phones to overheat and explode—actual case here, by the way—and second of all, don’t you want it to be some weird, paranormal thing going on?”
“Uhm,” Shigeo tries, deciding between the “correct” answer in Mezato’s head and the correct answer in basic morality, “No?”
She blinks, and then slumps, eyes lidded as her neckerchief almost dips into her vegetables. “Simpleton, Mob. Simpleton! Don’t you like excitement?”
Shigeo stares at her blankly, hoping the message is clear.
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moshang foc recs pls, the ones u talked abt sounded so good
normally I would say that my bookmarks are usually the place to go for recs of any sort but unfortunately moshang has the dishonor of being a popular side ship to tag in fics that are not centered on it, so therefore half my moshang bookmarks are actually just bingqiu.
SO, here's a few that are in line with what I talked about liking about moshang!
Husband (Imaginary) by diamondbruise
modern AU where SQH tries to serve MBJ with divorce papers. peak moron4moron, but also really sweet. love SQH's crippling self-esteem issues in this one.
What's A King To A God? by zizzani
remember that aside I mentioned about SQH and his god powers? this fic and the rest of the series it's part of are IMPECCABLE for that! MBJ dies and SQH rewrites reality to bring him back.
Save Point by Neery
and this one is a really good example of MBJ trying to woo, comfort, and reassure SQH and managing primarily to scare him completely shitless! this one is established relationship - except SQH gets his memory temporarily wiped out and has no idea what is happening starting at the beginning of the fic.
there are many many more that I have enjoyed but I have a very hard time remembering anything that ISN'T in my bookmarks, so these are the highlights!
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ive encountered more peer pressure to play dnd than to do drugs in my entire life
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Me, 10 yrs ago: fuck piercings, not touchin that shit
Me, 13 yrs ago: man fuck long hair, im never growing my hair out ever again
Me, 15 yrs ago: dont even try with putting nail polish on me, not fuckin happenin
Me, for as long as i can remember: man fuck these tits, i hate them, i wish they were gone!
Me, now: weeeellll....
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LOCATION: to be decided / open for interpretation.
STATUS: open ( @startertms )
" yeah, alright, alright. i’m goin’. " hand waves dismissively at the unfortunate bar - workers tasked with the challenge of escorting ezekiel off the premises. there’s no real force involved in their removal; just stern ( and possibly slightly weary ) expressions that look more hopeful than threatening, as if they’re silently pleading with him to please go quietly / they aren’t paid enough to take on retired hit wizards. he does. his ejection is his own fault after all. that’s what he gets for interfering in an altercation instead of minding his own business; how quick peacekeeper becomes troublemaker when shoved. he can almost hear his mother’s disapproving tuts of temper, temper. now there’s a light bruising forming on knuckles, and another temporary pub ban against the burke name. hand pushes thick hair away face, thumb swiping at split lip while eyes settle on another figure present outside. " i’d say you should see the other guy, but that’s a little cliche. "
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yknow what? im gonna start doing what ppl in philly are doing with the spotted lantern flies and report how many i've squished reported every day
example: i have reported five in the last twelve hours
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Will you publish more FFs in the future? And are you writing any ffs now?
yep, i fully plan on posting more fics! i've got three wips i'm actively working on rn! here's the lil blurbs from my masterlist:
❧ the bite - ♡ ; non-idol au, single dad kun, single mom reader, enemies to friends to lovers au ; in which kun’s son bites yours at school, and you want nothing to do with this ‘mr. qian’ [wip, 15k+]
❧ strawberry sunday - ♡ ; non-idol au, modern magic au, college au, fairy jungwoo, human reader, slow burn, one (1) idiot and one (1) tease to lovers ; in which a spring break trip with your eight magical friends and one human friend certainly can’t go wrong, right? [wip, 5k+]
❧ phantasmagorical - ♡ ; non-idol au, college au, hockey captain sungchan, chronically ill reader (migraines) ; in which you finally meet someone who will witness your pain [wip, 10k+]
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