#it's britney bitch

[faggot-vampire-dies-epicly]

Celebrate

Summary: It’s your birthday, and Vanessa wants to make something special. She decides to bake you a cake even if she has never baked anything before. What could go wrong? | Words: 759.

Warnings: Cursing, fluff, kissing, a little hurt/comfort??? Established relationship. Fem!Reader.

A/N: Hey! This is super short. Honestly this is just self-indulgent. A gift for myself since today is my birthday! I hope you enjoy. Also the title is a reference to that one FNAF 1 poster that says "Celebrate."

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When she first found the recipe online, Vanessa was sure she would be able to pull it off perfectly.

But she was wrong.

At first it seemed easy enough.

She bought all the ingredients after you left for work. When she arrived home, she prepared her work area, and soon enough she was ready to begin.

“Preheat the oven,” she read on the recipe. Vanessa raised her eyebrows slightly. “Exactly how much time do I have to preheat it?” She thought, but did it nevertheless.

Vanessa also realized you two didn’t own an electric mixer, so she had to make the cake's icing by hand. She scratched her head, sighing and decided that the best thing to do was to start as soon as possible.

She followed the instructions for the icing adding the eggs on at a time when she realized that the mix looked off. She realized that the recipe said “only the egg yolks” while she had used the whole eggs. Vanessa contemplated it for a moment, before deciding that a little mistake was not worth scrapping the whole thing, so she kept mixing, hoping that that would fix it.

It ended up looking thinner than the website showed, but she shrugged it off.

Next up was the cake mix. She added all the ingredients at once, and started mixing.

An impressive number of lumps formed in the mixture, and Vanessa had to whisk until her arm grew tired to try and break them apart. In an attempt to ease it, she added more milk than needed, and now it had a texture that was too watery. So she added more flour, but when inserting the measuring spoon into the bag, it became unstable and ended up falling off the table, spilling half of its content onto the kitchen floor.

She groaned, staring at the mess. Vanessa was starting to get frustrated. This was supposed to be something easy for her. She wanted it to be perfect for you. Because you deserved it.

Vanessa did her best to fix the disaster, and then she continued working on the cake.

This was not going the way she expected. She ended up with a cake with a burnt bottom, an undercooked top and the icing was thin and too liquidy.

She felt like crying, and looked at the watch on her wrist. It was almost time for you to come home, there was no way she could fix the cake in time.

The sudden jingle of your keys snapped her out of her desperate trance. You were home.

She sighed, looking at her “masterpiece.”

“Darling, I’m home,” she heard you say from the living room. Her heartbeat quickened, she felt the need to hide or run away but she resisted it.

Vanessa tried to calm her nerves as she took off her apron, and at that moment, you entered the kitchen. “Hey, Ness, what–”

You stopped in the middle of your sentence, staring at the mess in the kitchen. Dirty dishes, eggshells on the counter, some spilled cake mix and finally, the cake itself in all its messy glory. Your eyes widened.

“Hi, sweetheart,” she said with a wry smile. “I tried to make something special for you.” She pointed to the sad cake on the kitchen counter.

You opened your mouth, but no sound came out of it, and for her that was the last straw. Vanessa let out a breath she didn’t know she was holding and sobbed.

You broke out of your astonishment. Quickly approaching her, you asked, “Oh, no. Darling, are you okay?”

She sobbed again, “I tried to do something nice for you. But I failed.” Vanessa tried to wipe the tears out of her face. “It didn’t matter how hard I tried, I kept messing up. You deserve better than this.”

You let out a shaky breath, and pulled her into an embrace. You stroked her back, drawing circles to help her calm down.

“Ness, you don’t need to do everything perfectly. Just the fact that you try is enough.” You reassured her. “Not everything is achieved on the first try, and to me, your intentions are what mean the most. We’re here to support each other in every step of the way, right?”

She pulled away slightly, her face was tear stained but there was a small smile on her lips. “Right,” she whispered.

“Thank you for the cake, love.” You murmured, looking down at her lips.

She smiled more broadly and leaned in to kiss you softly.

“Happy birthday, sweetheart.”

A/N: Reblogs are appreciated!

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[beyzmonroe]

my heart belongs to britney 🫠🩷

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[annarexcouture]

[eslanes]

𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕟𝕖𝕪 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 - …𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 (1999)

(album series vi / ?)

oh baby baby brit's hair isn't right but you get the idea lol

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[collectorofallthingssentimental]

#personal #selfie #it's britney bitch

[x3no9]

Um, what? John Cena is rocking this look lol.

#john cena in drag #it's britney bitch #can you see her? #what is happening

[rosetta-j-stone]

Kris: "Austin Powers ... kind of embodies what we thought we wanted to have in our music when we started out"

What Bojci the boys wanted to have in their music:

#joker out #austin powers #it's britney bitch

[tdcenter123]

I am a slave for you.

#britney spears #it's britney bitch #it's britney #britney

[sweatersexual]

My loneliness is killing me (and I)

I must confess, I still believe (still believe)

Without the toe beans I lose my mind

Send me a sign

BOOP ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

#boop boop boop #it's britney bitch #boop

[britneysxperfume]

"name a time a celebrity gagged their interviewer"

(video originally from @britneycharts on Twitter)

OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!! <333

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[emelies-lifeinpictures]

Britney Spears

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[d0penails]

#britney spears #bspears #britney #its britney bitch #it's britney bitch #manicure #dope nails #nail blog #nails #long nails #self care #cute #you drive me crazy #singer #icon #dancer #multi-talented

[alwaysmicado]

Tag Game

Rules: go to pinterest and search "celebrity," "outfit," "quote," and "aesthetic." the first four photos that pop up are your vibe.

Thanks for the tag, babe @joelslegalwhre 😍😍

lmaooo pretty much, yeah

NPT: @pattwtf @morallyinept @kewwrites @romanarose @tuquoquebrute @pedroswife69 @magpiepillsjunior @sheepdogchick3 @kewwrites and everyone who sees this!! (sorry if you've been tagged already) 🤍🤍🤍

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[benthesoldiersjeanshorts]

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[enbyjae]

We've got family over, and my 3 year old nephew finds out about my amigurumi collection. He'd like a new toy - no problem, says I, I've got a new book of patterns I'd like to try out - which animal would you like?

"I want a swan", he says

"Looks good, let me get my white wool and--"

"No, it has to be purple."

Hey, if you work for commission the customer calls the shots, right?

"Sounds lovely!" I start working with the incredible fuchsia yarn he picks out. "What's its name going to be?"

Instantly - "It's Britney." Straightforward, matter of fact, not a moment's hesitation.

So, after a fruitful evening, meet Britney (bitch), the magenta swan :)

#crochet #amigurumi #swan #animal #crafts #my art #it's britney bitch #commission #i guess?

[rosetta-j-stone]

Lady Jenevia's suggestion that the boys cover Lace and Leather by Britney, reblog if you agree

#joker out #it's britney bitch #give it to me #Youtube