#it's SO good please

[candyunicornsateme]

Guys, I mean this with all sincerity... I just ate a big, perfectly sweet, ripe, juicy peach... and tbh I think this is the kind of thing worth living for. It’s so good. I think this may best time of year to get sweet ripe ones. If you like them I highly recommend getting them and ones that are just slightly soft when you squeeze it lightly. 💕🍑

#rimble ramble #nice things #IT'S SO GOOD PLEASE #let me spread something good #I'm dead serious they are so good when theyre sweet and soft #and not rock hard #I literally put mine on a dish and just cut chunks off with a knife #otherwise I'd have juice running down to my elbow #I love strawberries and peaches so so much

[kero-verdade]

Need them to release the Keep Me Busy OST expeditiously

#it's so good PLEASE #not that I mind replaying the ending scenes just to hear it #but still I need it on spotify #king the land #mine

[aromanticannibal]

read In Which Uraraka Ochako Decides to End The World NOW

#uraraka ochako centric fic my beloved #she's ooc and this fic is admittedly dedicated to everyone who's ever written a mary sue and this is exactly why you should read it #it's SO good please #it's hilarious and you WILL be surprised by how fucking damn well it's written especially as it gets more serious #but genuinely all along #read the tags carefully tho it's def not for everyone in that aspect lol #it's got 7/10 chapters published and god know I don't read multichapters or unfinished stuff that often #let that be a marker of how fucking good I find it #anywho. pls read it. it's good. and leave the author comments #real ALL of their fics actually bc they do banger after banger #mha #mumblings//

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

#I’m so mad everyone I’m sorry I’m going to make sure EVERYONE sees the proper version of mcc this year or die trying #literally this song is so important to the narrative and the film is so fucking hollow without it #if you grew up with disney’s bullshit version and thought it was good WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS SHIT #please. please watch the REAL version of this film. it means a lot to me ok #the muppet christmas carol #for the love of god please people

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #laios touden #senshi #Looks like I won't be able to post this on dungeon meshi thursday so instead I will have a fun past/future conversation #This is wednesday me who has not seen the episode yet but I have such a strong feeling that it is going to be extremely special. #*This* fight is what the first arc has been building up to and it has *so* many incredible moments. #We're going to see the chilchuck knife throw! The leg sacrifice! The bones! #Watch them ramp up the quality this episode and go wild with the frantic action of 'oh god our plan is going to shit'. #Hello. Me of the future who just watched the episode. #I knew it was going to be good but that...that blew my mind completely. My high expectations were beyond met. My god. #I'm just speechless at how well they handled everything. The leg. The tension. That ENDING. #If you have not already: PLEASE watch Dungeon Meshi.

[littlemsterious]

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual sexless and then this happened.

anyways. thoughts?

sorry it took so long I meant to do this a week ago but my brain is full of rocks.

[Image ID a three sided venn diagram. the big circles show Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting in front of a mirror, Jessica and Roger Rabbit from the poster of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens standing back to back. Between Barbie and Jessica Rabbit it says "sexualised by society". Between Jessica Rabbit and Aziraphale and Crowley it says "Knows what sex is". Between Aziraphale and Crowley and Barbie it says "no reproductive system(?)". the center is the asexual flag. End ID]

Also i haven't seen the Barbie movie as of this edit so at least please tag your spoilers.

#please enjoy this i made it look so pretty #barbie #jessica rabbit #who framed roger rabbit #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #asexuel #i will do an image id later I’m sorry words dont exist right now #i’ve had a lot of the same questions i will respond eventually. maybe. we’ll see

[helixsnake]

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

#mad science #mad scientist #mad scientists #goat people #this post is blowing up so while you're here please play Spark the Electric Jester 3 it's really good

[heilos]

I don't want you to feel like you're nothing

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #pomni #gummigoo #tadc spoilers #tadc episode 2 #tadc pomni #tadc gummigoo #my art #my HEART UGH this episode was so good omg #please don't tag as ship #poor gummigoo :( #I hope he comes back and they get to be real friends #that was SOOOOOOOOO MEAN CAINE WHYYYYYY #added in a song I had in mind while working on this

[verflares]

just how long is forever? // not long enough, with you

pssst. check this out on inprnt :]

#pssst also. you should click/zoom on this. for better quality and to see all my silly little details :] hooty hoo #this is my totkversary thing im just too impatient to wait till the 12th LOL. big shoutout to this game tht has ruined my life. and zelink. #zelink #light dragon #link #zelda #loz #totk #princess zelda #totk spoilers #link totk #zelda totk #tears of the kingdom #loz fanart #i had soooo much fun drawing this i really did. i think this is a good capstone piece for how much ive improved so far this year #i still have a long ways to go ofc but. i am pleased ^_^ nd i am glad i can use zink like experiments to do so hehe #anyway. YURI FOREVERRRRR BITCH #my art

[avarkriss]

listen. listen to me so carefully right now. (if you're in the eclipse path/planning on viewing). please don't stare directly at the sun tomorrow. i am begging you - do not stare at it. if you got eclipse glasses off of amazon/other, please put them on in your house and make sure you can't see anything; if you can still see like regular sun glasses, they are not safe for eclipse viewing, you will burn your retinas, and we cannot fix that. eclipse glasses should be iso/ce certified, and aas (american astronomical society) approved. please make smart choices and protect your eyes. please.

#psa from your friendly neighborhood eye care provider #the office is already fielding so many calls about this make good life choices #very important #eclipse #solar eclipse #eye health #not medical advice #just me screaming to please protect your eyes #ive seen exactly one case of solar retinopathy in my career so far please don't give me another one

[science-bastard]

y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

#also using a 14 gauge needle on you #mad scientist #mad science #sciencecore #villaincore #evilcore #unethical science #lab records #yes i know you’re not supposed to tell your test subjects which group they’re in. however i can disregard whichever good science practice #i so please as long as it’s for the bit #addendum: GIRL HELP MY POST

[store-bought-apotheosis]

one of the funniest moments in dungeon meshi is chilchuk telling the party about his wife leaving him, and then marcille immediately (and correctly) telling him that it was his fault

"yeah one day my wife walked out on me, i have no idea why"

"what do you mean you have no idea, it was because you suck"

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #please read/watch dungeon meshi it's so good #chilchuck #marcille donato

[teaboot]

how could you like the colour yellow

see a therapist immediately

I actually used to hate it! Like, actually despise it! Yellow was too bright, too loud, discordant, unruly, and clashed with everything. Nothing like what I wanted in my life, nothing I wanted to be.

When I first moved away from home, everything I owned was black. Jet back. As black as I could get. Smooth, cool, sleek, discrete, calm, unassuming. Flexible, cohesive, agreeable black. Fashionable black.

I had a really, really bad time. Unrelated to the decor. It was my first year out of a toxic place I'd grown used to my whole life, my first year acknowledging a mental illness I'd believed to be normal, my first year fending for myself with very little money or sleep or companionship.

I'd grown up on instant white rice and unseasoned ground beef. One day I realized that everything I'd been raised on tasted like cardboard. While out on an assignment, I passed a tent with a woman selling spices, and bought myself some turmeric. I went home and tried making curry with it. It was so yellow.

Another time, my professor took us out to a modern art gallery. I wasn't sure what I was expecting, but when we got there, the whole building had been painted bright sunshine yellow.

The artist's theme was "happiness".

What it is. How we make it. How to share it.

All bright, lovely yellow.

The house I grew up in was beige. The walls were white. The appliances were post 9/11 stainless steel. My job was to be quiet, compliant, presentable and agreeable.

Black goes with everything. Black is neutral. Black is quiet, reserved, elegant and mysterious.

Yellow is warm. Yellow does what it wants. Yellow tastes sweet and spicy and hot and cool, like a summer breeze, like sunflower petals, powdery like dust on a long dirt road and soothing like well-worn linen.

I still like the look of black. I like the look of most colors. But I like the way that Yellow makes me feel.

Do you understand?

#So anyway #I like yellow now #Lol #Teaboot #Oh and yeah I actually am in therapy so good call #This is all in good fun please everyone be nice

[mebis-art-dump]

She is so cool

#mebi's art #fanart #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #dunmeshi spoilers #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi art #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #falin touden #falin dungeon meshi #falin chimera #faligon #dunmeshi fanart #dunmeshi falin #krita #digital art #that episode was so good I just had to draw her #please dont look too close into the wings feather layers #i also hope my lack of practice drawing humans doesnt show #also if you liked my drawing and read this far into my tags may I humbly request a tip in my kofi page?

[lyril]

you don't get it okay... you don't understand..... .

#talk #anime and manga #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #shuro #toshiro nakamoto #greatest hits #(CLENCHES FISTS) #HIS DEFAULT STATE IS A SHY AND SENSITIVE GUY... #OKAY.? #he really needs an artsy hobby it would be so good for him #HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK HE'S ENDEARING AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT... #when falin visits they need to go bug catching #please be for real i know he's thinking falin's new feathers n fangs are adorable too

[erabu-san]

I enjoyed every second of this quest

[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]

#my art #genshin impact #genshinimpact #tighnari #genshin impact tighnari #daily tighnari #cyno #genshin impact cyno #please do not tag as ship thank you #i have too much words but nothing came out from my mouth #i. i love it so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i am way too lazy to write everythin abt it #but gOSH WHEN SOME OF MY BRAINROT/HC BECOMES CANON #NO SPOILER BUT ?!?!?! EVERYTHING ABT THIS QUEST MAKES ME SO HAPPY #sethos ?!?!!! i love him. i need more cyno sethos interaction #i am so sleepy from work oh gosh but i already had idea for sethos comic/fanarr #SETHOS I HOPE HE ENJOYS CYNO'S PUNS #oh i swear if he laughs at cyno's jokes it IS SO OVER FOR ME #and WE GOT THE WHOLE CYNO FRIENDS I- #tighnari. can i talk abt tighnari. #no i wont i am lazy. #good night to them