#it was funny to do that in stage 1

[pitske]

ROTZBACKE! HAKENZAHN! OI! OI! OI!

#I know some people will disagree with me here and that is totally okay : #I grew up watching httyd and I absolutely prefer the german version over the og (which doesn't happen often) #I think it is so undeniably better in my opinion because it 1) is what I am used to #and 2) because I'm a northern german and the way they talk seems so close to home its just nice- #um's auf gut deutsch zu sagen: die hamburgern so schön /lh #of course in my family we mostly speak like that for emphasis or whatever but I JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I LOVE IT SO MUCH #I can speak along with the movie in its entirety in german I just-only piece of media that had more of an impact on my life than Undertale #I will say I am sadly not a third movie enjoyer. I'm sorry I just didn't like it very much but I respect the people who do #I also have only watched it once while I've watched rtte like... idk 3 times? #also finally getting to the drawing- I LOVE SNOTLOUT AND HOOKFANG SO MUCCH #also Rotzbacke's Synchronsprecher is just so damn funny- #oh btw Planzin and Tectco watched me go through the five stages of grief when I realized the reason why angel dust sounded so familiar #in the german dub was because the voice actor is the same guy who voice acts fishlegs in german #pitske’s art #pitskederdoenerhaendler #so much shit going down guys I need to draw the entire dragon rider crew #httyd fanart #httyd #snotlout #snotlout jorgenson #hookfang #how to train your dragon

[flowercrowngods]

cw suicide mention & imagery

original play idea where people seem to live their normal lives but the audience gets the feeling that something’s wrong, there’s a tension and there are things that obviously go unsaid that hang in the air between the characters uncomfortably long enough until the last member of the audience has filled in the blanks in their own way.

there is a figure off to the side, a very young man in a suit, watching them, unmoving and silent, and as the scenes and progress, as characters leave and appear, as the setting changes, the young man is always there. no one interacts with him, but there are moments when they almost do. when the characters stop what they’re doing when they stand close to him, and appear to listen. but there’s nothing.

the sound of TV news reports, all playing over each other, create an uncanny and uncomfortable buzzing that never, never stops, and there are too many to really make out the words. they get more silent the closer they get to the young man in the suit, quieting down to nothing when they stand by him to listen — but the characters seem unaware of the change. so does the young man, statuesque though he is.

then there’s a little girl, covered in dirt, her hair askew, her cheeks rosy — the image of having spent the day outside, playing in the dirt, a smile on her face, her eyes big, as she skips towards the young man and asks, “can we go now? can we play?”

the young man cards his hands through her hair and says, “you go ahead, i’ll be right there.”

but still he stays there, seated.

everything continues as before, but the characters slowly undergo a complete change in character, in routine, in appearance. the old man who wore suits is not dressed in sweats and old, worn out, dirty shirts. the sweet, kindhearted young adult is now quiet and apathetic. the woman who, in the beginning, was talking her friend’s ear off and could barely stand still is unmoving now, staring out into nothingness.

the buzzing and bustling background noise is slowly, gradually getting louder as the characters become increasingly nonverbal and unmoving. the lights dim down.

then all at once, after a crescendo, the noise stops suddenly, the lights turn off completely, before, with warm, yellow light, a woman we’ve seen before — as she stares into nothingness — appears on the stage, slowly approaching the young man as if unsure of her body but undeniable in her grace.

they smile at each other for a moment.

m, whispering: you’re not supposed to be here, not yet

w, cradling his cheeks: i was always supposed to be here long, long before you

m: i know. i’m sorry, i—

w: i know. i forgive you. i’ve always forgiven you

m, after a while: but not yourself

the woman shakes her head.

w: a mother will never forgive herself for burying her child, and a father will forgive himself even less. (a beat) you have such a handsome face.

m: it’s not your fault

w: so beautiful, those eyes, i’ve missed you so much

m: listen to me, it’s not your fault!

w: and your hair! papa would be so glad to know that—

m: mother. mama. listen to me. it’s not your fault

w, tearful and whispering: you were supposed to be fine. you were always supposed to be fine. it was never supposed to be this bad, we were supposed to help, but—

m: i know. i tried, i really did. both times

in that moment, the little girl comes skipping on stage again, approaching them with her wagging ponytail.

g: what are you doing here, mama? will you play with me now? it’s been so long!

the woman gasps, her tears getting the better of her as she falls to her knees and pulls the girl to her chest, who readily returns the hug

w, sobbing, kissing her cheek: hi, baby. yes, i’ll play with you, of course i will. let’s go.

the young man helps his mother up, allowing her to pull him into a hug, and she whispers: “as much as i love her with all my heart, i’m so proud of the young man you’ve grown into. and now i have you both, just as i always did.”

the young man brushes a kiss to her cheek, then lets her go, watching as his mother disappears with the little girl.

m: i have to stay a while. i’ll follow you soon.

(woman and girl, hand in hand, exeunt)

the lights dim, and the buzzing returns, accompanied by the sound of dragging footsteps the audience cannot see, until everything’s back in total darkness. the noise stays. growing louder in increments, leaving the audience uncomfortable and unsure if this was it.

as they quiet down, we hear a man, sobbing uncontrollably, before eerie silence takes his place, too.

the curtain falls.

#idk what this is but it’s deeply fucked up suicide awareness #obviously there are no dialogues except for that one half assed thing but the dialogues and the imagery and the stage setup and directions #will allude to the fact that the young man who killed himself remains uncomfortably in the lives and the minds of those who miss him #and he cannot leave because he chose this. he’s anchored to them more than he was when he was alive #maybe he’ll have a soliloquy or two. or maybe the empathetic character will speak for him in ways that we do when people die #in the ways that we put words in their mouth and turn them into people they might not have been because grief is funny like that #the static buzzing news caster noise is obviously 1) the 21st c at large; 2) grief preventing you from feeling calm; and 3) doom news #there will be quotes like ‘your death it won’t happen to you. it happens to your family and your friends’ #yes the young man is trans. no that’s not why he killed himself. yes the mother takes the blame bc that’s what mothers will do #it’s all just fucked up what can i say. there are no redeeming qualities #suidice cw #cw suicide #it’s 2am i have nothing to say in my defense #i was overcome with the urge to write a play and the ideas for it sorry #not st

[lovers-instead]

Gehenna (2DMV)

#project sekai #project sekai colorful stage #mizuena #shinonome ena #akiyama mizuki #i do like it. i don't dislike it. this is high praise from me #but i'm just gonna say it: it's bullshit that there isn't even 1 shot with just ena and mizuki in the entire thing #my old favorite joke 'leave room for miku!!!' isn't even funny anymore 🤡 #technically this matches the line distribution....... but the line distribution was already bullshit #(plus there are several obvious ways such as the instrumental interludes) #ANYWAY VENOM 2DMV PRAYER CIRCLE STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[todayisafridaynight]

tbh arakawa's first scene in the game being him as an actor is such epic foreshadowing. to me.

#snap chats #him and mine gotta tie for my fave First/Foreshadowing Impressions for charas... oopsie.... #if i really wanna push it its ironic that Presumably his last performance was of a chara who kills followin her fathers murder #doubly ironic in that Unlike his character arakawa Doesnt kill the man who killed his dad nor really kills for revenge. cute innit #BUT FR NOOOOO it just dawnin on me how cute it is.... really... how you say.... settin the stage.... lol... #yk not just Those fun bits but just how Overall arakawa's character would have to play The Actor in being a 'traitor' #ouuugggh i love letting my brain mold over one (1) thing for months its so funny picking the details apart over time #ill look insane doing it but thats ok im having fun. i just love arakawa bein an actor... #tbh that first scene set me up for how id want to portray arakawa. for the most part anyway #i try to keep him poised and graceful. in a sense. but i have been gettin sillier with him.... lol #mk byebye im gonna look at this (empty) google doc for a while

[switchytransboy]

cancer sucks yo

#3 separate fiends #and i mean CLOSE friends #all had a parent get diagnosed with cancer #in the past year alone #2 out of these 3 lost said parent bc their diagnosis was stage 4 #1 was my BEST friend and i grieved with him bc of that and being an empath #this was last january #the other was a family friends mom who was one of my other moms bc of how often i’d be at their house #one of 2 friends moms who i called mom to be funny but there was sm love there #she just passed away #luckily my 3rd friends mom had surgery that made it a lot better but still not gone #she’s doing well #but god fucking DAMN #3 friends all in the same time span #1 who broke my heart to see his family endure it #and another who i’m currently genuinely grieving bc i had a relationship a great one for a long time w her #even if me and my friend became different people and there was some conflict #this made all of it not matter anymore #i’m so happy i got to make peace with her and her mom a few months ago #that she didn’t leave this world with us on bad terms #cancer fucking SUCKS.

[semi-sketchy]

I was told hacking in ranked caused an immediate crash BUT I GUESS NOT IN TOWER CONTROL

#this sucked like honestly i don't care in turf #it can be pretty funny seeing people flying and raining retribution from above #but i was at B+ 97...that was gonna be my rank up battle.... #don't hack in ranked #splatoon #splatoon 1 #OH I did get to do private battles in a server with a hacker #it was so cool we got taken through the tutorial stage and even an octo valley one #and like walleye warehouse but i think it was a single player one? or the local mode version? #either way we didn't have a proper spawn point so you had to jump at the right time to make it above the floor and not die lol #it was an experience i can 100% recommend #then we all went into public games and ran into another hacker #so our hacker turned on his hacks and just started harassing the other hacker #it was so funny

[devilfruitdyke]

im so good kisser coded but was born a bad kisser. injustices

#chick who is sososo fucking nervous and kinda just wants to cuddle #does anyone wanna hear the weirdly avoidant relationships ive had #theyre kinda funny #ok 1. stage kissed a couple times i thought she was straight for embarrassingly long. stage kissing was not in a theatre context btw #2. immediately got quarantined after we realized feelings for each other through a m.cr based groupchat #did Not kiss mostly texted #3. one or those classic gay codependent relationships that lasted for a year but it was a middle school year so that means more #she left for a dude who threw up during the hard sets at swim practice. blow to my self esteem #4. barely happened i just felt obligated and they text me to do their homework all the fuckin time #5. nothing happens we are too shy we just listen to metal together #do you know how fucked it is to overshare this bad and know ill never be able to blame drinking ☹️ jkjk #edit. 5.5 someone who liked me at work but then his homie contacted me and i said i didnt really like him #never saw him again and i think he got fired 💀

[garlicowboy]

thinking about fleabag again i need to rewatch it and make myself feel sick

#season 1 is my favourite #i remember watching s1 the first time before s2 was planned #thought oh what a funny name for a show well ok sure i have nothing else to do #and i lie there in my bed afterwards. after having finished it all in one go. my heart on my floor #i was still in SCHOOL when i watched fleabag s1!!!!!!!!! #i felt like i’d discovered the biggest secret in the universe and i had nobody to talk about it with and i just had to absorb it alone #and then go on with life #. #respect to all of the priest lovers or whatever (he is NOT EVEN CALLED HOT PRIEST!!!! HE IS CALLED THE PRIEST BTW!!!!) #but season one affected my brain during its development stages so. #also it showed me grief and i wasn’t expecting it and i felt very seen #mine #txt

[misspickman]

Your transfem Tim fics are just SO amazing and moving to me and I love them so much. But I'm curious since a couple days ago you said your most popular ('by any other name would smell as sweet') isn't your favorite you've written- which one is, and why?

Thank youuu also hm i think its too mean to say 'literally any other one' bc i dont hate it or think its bad i just. Looking back i would change many things. Like maybe lower the amount of supporting characters in that fic. Paralytic states + crude and graceless are dear to me bc i think the levels of repression and tiptoeing around the issue comes through better and it takes tim longer to come to terms with it, and i think he'd be much more withdrawn about it/keep it close to his chest than i wrote it in that fic. Thats just the sort of stuff i changed my mind on as time passed and i thought about this hc more so u know it happens. Drowning lessons has a vibe i still really enjoy it feels kinda self contained? And hairline fracture is special to me bc its a part of a kind of complicated au im probably never actually going to write. So yeah im v fond of all of them for different reasons

#Sorry this got so long i had to use this as my chance to talk about it<3 #When i wrote that fic i was still in that stage of reading comics (and specifically bat comics in this case) and feeling like i should fit #All of the bats in there #And now i wish i hadnt bc 1) why would jason be there 2) i dont think tim would be that open about it with Anyone so early #So like the fact that damian and steph figure him out so early is funny and i know what i was getting at there #But i dont agree with my past self i think hed be much better at hiding this bc of his many internalized issues around this #And again why is jason there. No offense to my jason friends i just do not think it makes sense that i put him there #I know why but i disagree #Listen i wrote this fic over a year ago i changed my opinions on a lot of things as i continued to read more comics #Nothing wrong with that. Does haunt me tho #Ask #Thank you<333 sorry for all this<3

[leporellian]

i love how the people who worked on the claymation rigoletto from the 90s looked at the general description of sparafucile as "an assassin who takes great pride in professionalism; he doesn't really like his job but tries to apply his moral standards to it regardless " and went. Ok. Let's ignore that and just make an absolute freak

#WHATS HIS DEAL???? ITS SOOOOO FUNNY #BIG shoutout for having maddalena there during the act 1 duet tho like i love when productions do that if only bc she gets more stage time #rigoletto #sparafucile #opera tag #rambles

[puppianqueen]

go go Mona!

#she's in her Touched! outfit because 1. idk and 2. the funny hat is literally in the background of her GIT stage so #this isnt the first time ive tried to do the funny style i have like 2 canvases of me trying to study it #the canvases are from like march and therefore arent super recent and im probably missing something that wouldve made this closer to the #style but ehhhh who cares #warioware #mona warioware

[arytha]

okokok I wanna point out something neat. I was listening to Lure (part of the umi ost) as I was reading this morning and I had to stop and ask myself why I was suddenly paying more attention to it than I normally do when listening to background music. Why the simple piano bit before the bells come in sounded so starkly ominous.

And I realized its because you can hear the piano. Like the actual physical instrument. The sound of the keys actually physically being pressed and the actual resonance created when the hammer strikes the piano wire. It adds a depth of sound to the simple notes and it sounds beautiful. Now, I'm not a musician. I don't know a whole lot about pianos, I don't know a whole lot about sound stage or whatever. But you can tell! That the music was recorded in very good quality from the real thing!

And with Sukashiyuri you can! Hear the instruments! You can almost hear where the instruments actually were situated if you've got good headphones on! Its an actual orchestra! And its the same with At Death's Door ! Please listen to it!

Anyways Umi has good reason to be called a music visual novel. The soundtrack is absolutely gorgeous.

#no fucking midi files here! which is funny bc that was kind of standard at the time #so these songa should have been recorded in 2009 or so at #bunkamura? which is an actual orchestral hall. which makes sense #but they Got the musicians they Got the sound stage they HAVE the quality audio mics #its SO GOOD #ok anyways that was mara says stuff about music that she barely understands #Mara's Shit #god if you have one thing you must do. a task given directly from me #listen to umineko's sound track with decent headphones #the 2009 is specifically the episode 1 ost btw i didnt check the rest

[pepprs]

also ok . i know i have been irlposting way too much but my parents are going to a concert 2 hrs away tmrrw for a Very Famous Person and it’s outdoors but certain to be crowded and it’s like uhmmmmm. a little ironic and frustrating is all. not to mention i am afraid for my siblings and my lives a little bit and also for my parents lives or whatever. lol

#purrs #like the way my *** terrorized ne for wanting to. and i repeat. walk around campus without even seeing anyone. but now you’re going to an #outdoor concert and will likely be the only one wearing masks? idk. i don’t like it. and we have nowhere in the house for anyone to isolate #so if they get it we will all get it. and i DO NOT want to get it. i do not want it. i want it to stay away from me. my throat felt a tiny #bit funny on tuesday (it was ok i just swallowed something wrong) and was so intensely anxious about FEELING myself get covid by the second #that i couldn’t focus on my work and barely got anything done. and this feels like a recipe for disaster. like the absolute irony of our #family being on lockdown STILL and barely going anywhere and me having to fight to work in person 2 days a week with like basically 1 person #in the office who wears a kn95 / n95 at all times…. and then you go to a fucking ***** **** concert in one of the front rows where ppl are #gonna rush the stage etc etc. it just is scaring me. i know my mom would be devastated to not go but also like. lol. i missed my graduation #and all my senior stuff and i know it was a spike but it fucking sucked so why do you get to go to this concert when you’ve been to redacted #concerts like 50x in your life… idk. bitter and jealous about it but it just infuriates me because if it was something i cared about a lot #she would shut it down bc it would endanger all of us and now here she is taking THE biggest risk anyone in our family has taken since #my brothers graduation which was also outdoors at a concert venue but like. most ppl were masked and rates were rly low and it wasn’t a #concert. this is very different. idk. im so scared i will get it i do not want covid i od not want long covid i want my brain exactly the #way it is i want my body exactly the way it is i want my life exactly the way it is and it just feels uhhhhh unfair and cruel. lawl #ALSO NOT TO MENTIKN the part i left out which is like… what if someone Does Someting. lol. i will lose my shit all day tomorrow and all #weekend too. i can’t take it i really can’t #also ok yeha i didn’t finish that thought but like the double standard of it. ***** **** is her lifelong idol so she can go see him at this #huge fucking dangerous concert but i can’t meet up with my friends in groups of 1-3 outdoors masked distanced etc. like ok #it’s the whole im the parent you’re the child shit. well it’s gonna be really funny if she gets us covid after putting me thru hell in #2020 in ways that have permanently damaged our relationship. play stupid games win stupid prizes and this is the DEFINITION of a stupid game

[pika-blur]

i wanna fight the core adjacent ai so bad dude uwaaah

#it looks like fun :') #plus i see those fuckers cheating i think its funny jkasdhjkad #that garbage cap one looks more annoying than dangerous tho but then again its easier to set off a chain when you take less damage at once #guess #this is about puzzle pop in case you think im blabbering nonsense again akjsdhakdsh #blurry babbles #i do hope theres fever stages later down the line tho cause all im seeing is tsu #i do like tsu id just like an excuse to get better at fever cause all i have is fever 1 and thats reeeally short #and i still cant understand any japanese so fever 2 is out :') #id also still really like it to not be arcade exclusive but thats everyones main bother about the game kjasdhjkd

[jackdawsfavorite]

Gale coming on to you very hard and then giving you a little lecture if you flirt with him and then commit to someone else could be his dials needing adjustment, but it /is/ very “guy trying to date for the first time since getting out of an intense long-term relationship with an uncomfortably older woman” behavior.

#You know how sometimes when someone gets out of a long term relationship they try to like jump the shark emotionally with the next person #they’re into because they’re used to that intertwined stage #The individual bits and pieces of the character arcs in this game are fine but I find the connective tissue lacking. So I guess you can fil #in that space with whatever you want and I’m choosing this #Bg3 #Edit: OH apparently the lecture will trigger even if you do nothing at all. Having it go off at 0+/10 is less funny than 1+/10. Oh well.

[waughymommy]

Diaper Discipline Guide

Emma & Henry

My boyfriend of 4 years has always had regressive and sub tendencies while I’ve wanted to talk more control in our relationship. We tried several bdsm activities including smacking and bondage but the occasional nature wasn’t really doing it for me.

After finding out more online about Female Led Relationships I came across DD, initially dismissing it. But the more I read, the better and better the idea appealed to me. After some planning I decided to confront my partner and say I wanted to add an element of control and domination into our relationship, by saying I hadn’t decided how to do it yet we had a long discussion without diapers being mentioned where he agreed in principle to “lifestyle dominance” as long as it could be kept between them and not impact his job, friends, etc. 

This guide was invaluable to me to plan the rest and it solidified my decision. It took me two weeks to discreetly buy the required supplies, getting them delivered to our apartment on days he was at work. I decided that I wanted a high initial level of DD where he’d be in diapers 24/7 at home.

I decided to start on a Friday night after work. He’d known that I had been preparing for something and I started the conversation by saying my proposal was weird, reassuring him that it wouldn’t be painful/harmful and nobody else would find out but you wanted him to agree to try it for at least 6 weeks.

Although nervous he also seemed excited by the prospect and agreed. We moved to the bedroom where I told him to get undressed before I diapered him for the first time. There was a lot of objections at this stage but I talked him round and the agreement to try it for 6 weeks was helpful.

To make the shock less I started with a medical diaper which wasn’t too thick and let him wear his normal pjs over it. I left him to explore it on his own while going to make dinner. After dinner it was time to tell him all the rules, the main one was that the toilet at home was now banned and he’d be in diapers whenever he’s at home. I kept the baby elements to a minimum and said he’s have to also wear out the house sometimes but I’d make sure nobody could tell and never when he’s at work or with friends/family. I’m not going to lie and say this didn’t involve an argument, especially when he realised that no toilet meant #2 as well but we got through. We ended up watching a movie which was a good way for him to calm down.

He wet his diaper for the first time after the movie which was funny to watch as he was so nervous it was going to leak everywhere. Even though it wasn’t too wet I did change him straight away and made his change extra special too. That night he slept in a diaper for the first time.

Over the first weekend he did get more used to wearing and I allowed him to use the toilet for a bm on Saturday. Sunday however I decided to fully enforce the rules and he messed himself for the first time. I didn’t change him this time and he took a shower. There was a lot of protests again but I said it was none-negotiable. The smell did seem to be the biggest thing that bothered him so I bought some Devrom tablets which had been recommended, it took a few days for them to arrive and a few more of taking them but now his messy diapers hardly smell and the protests have stopped. I’d actually recommend you use these from day 1 to make the transition easier.

The first week was tough but we got through it and I’m happy to say we’re now 7 months in to him being in DD. Over that time I’ve moved to thicker abdl diapers, he wears onesies regularly around the house and the toilet has remained unused by him with only a few exceptions.

We both work mainly from home so I’ve gotten used to checking and changing his diaper but thick diapers + devrom has meant he generally only needs a change after waking up, sometime in the early afternoon and before bed. I’ll also let him change himself if I’m busy or cba. 

The best news is after an initial rocky patch, our relationship feels stronger than ever! He proposed to me 5 months in and I can’t see his DD ending any time soon. I’ve increased elements overtime and now the toilet is banned even when out of the house together. Public wearing did take him a while to get used to but actually it’s easy. 

I’m sure DD is not for everyone and is much more involved and hard work than other lifestyle changes but for creating a caring bond between you and your partner I’ve found it to be great!

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