#it only comes to bite me in the ass

[groenendaelfic]

When you spend an hour writing a scene only to realize that you've already written said scene and the next 4k a month ago but labeled the file wrong.

#fun tales from my writing *process* #so it turns out I didn't accidentally mark part of my outline as written which wasn't yet after all #I hate working on 15k+ chapters #or oneshots #even if I do split them into sections #it only comes to bite me in the ass #and I swore I wouldn't do it anymore #because multi chapter fics exist #for a reason #but chapter 3 of Faroe Gone really can't be split up #and it's so much longer than 15k #it's driving me absolutely bananas #random ramblings #is this the punishment for setting ALaWHEO aside for a day despite not having reached the part I want to before s3 drops? #there's no need to be jealous ALaWHEO #you're still by fav

[apotelesmaa]

Distressing that people think ruikasa are capable of emotional introspection and self awareness like we are talking about two of the most emotionally dense characters in the game. Canon compliment characterization is them being stupid as all hell. New levels of idiocy are being discovered over here at PXL.

#my personal hot take is tsukasa ‘do now think later’ would say something #but rui would do mental gymnastics to excuse it as friendship only & tsukasa would go oh ok he doesn’t want me. #Guess I’ll Just Suffer Forever. #rui is just like. absolutely horrific at processing his own emotions. & tsukasa is just stupid (fond) #to elaborate he recognizes his emotions he just doesn’t process them at all until they come back later to bite him in the ass #i say pxl bc emunene are included in this and nene is also shit with emotions #emu is the only one here capable of genuine self awareness but she doesn’t communicate her feelings so. net zero emotional competency #all around. love wxs. absolute circus show of dumbassery. (fond) (terminal brain worms).

[depressedraisin]

he is such a weird little guy i love him 😭

thanks @ballad-of-what-could-have-been for directing me to this gem of an interview

Source: SPIN 2009 Tough Questions for Alex Turner

#ABSOLUTE GEM I TELL U #“did fame come to bite you on your ass?” “no it only bit me in my shoulder” #humbug Al was an Icon #humbug era #alex turner #arctic monkeys #alexa chung

[dennisboobs]

I'll be honest the whole argument about it being imperative that the gang never "wins" is still so fucking stupid to me. did you watch 3x01 with your eyes closed. dennis has "won" before, and it ruled, actually. why do we need broad ass arguments like this trying to pin down sunny when there's like. countless examples to the contrary to show it's been like this the whole time.

#i swear its only an issue when people want to use it to justify their opinion but its always so easily countered by just. watching the show #ada speaks #is dee day not an issue to y'all because dee 'deserves' her win #its such a weird fucking thing to be mad about #i agree there should be consequences when the gang do something shitty. BUT #what the fuck did dennis do wrong in dtamhd that he needs to be punished for #personal victories are not uncommon for the gang? #do you think mac coming out shoukd have netted him a punishment #do you have a problem with the note s15 ended on when the gang came together for charlie #there are so many examples like. not EVERYTHING has to come back around and bite them in the ass #when they do something awful. yes. sure. but its ridiculous to expect some twist for everything #they get off scot free constantly and that's. kind of the point. money and privilege and the art of not giving a fuck #idk. idk. but its so stupid to me that this is a complaint going around NOW like we don't have 15 prev seasons

[ganjagirl710]

I bite only if asked... it's been over 2 years since I've been touched by A MAN and haven't had an orgasm so long ago, I forgot what it feels like 😔 and I'm not about touching myself, it doesn't feel the same way as a tongue 😛

#sexy bitch #seeking #sexy breast #sexy titts #sexy content #touch my pussy #wet ass pussy #eat my pussy #lick my pussy #my post #nude cooking #come play with me 🍑😏 #18+ content #ask for more #paypal #18+ only #adult model #kiss my ass #touch my body #sassy #touch my soul #nice and tight #kiss my neck #this is what makes us girls #italian #sexy chick #discord chat #chat with me #i bite #i bite back

[fucknugg3t]

sometimes you fuck up and people stay

#This has actually never happened to me before I don’t know what to do #I think they’re getting sick of me saying sorry #I feel like everything I do is wrong now like if I say sorry it’s wrong if I don’t say anything it’s wrong and like I’m just permanently a #Asshole now #I’ve literally never been open enough to admit this stuff before and not completely shut down #The last million times this happened everyone leaves but this one little motherfucker stuck around and I don’t hndertaan #He’s my only friend and I’m a repressed idiot #It’s my fault for not talking about my feelings #Why is everything so painful and difficult #What if my parents just taught me how to deal with feeling correctly when I was little instead? Why can’t I have that #Why did they have to be shitty they’re stupid little bullshit alwasy comes and bites me in the ass the second I need to do something they #Should’ve taught me #I’m faucking loosing it

[lonely--seeker]

Going on a fucking walk with my (not mine) dog that I hate (I don't) from now on because at this point I'm not entirely sure whose emotional, physical and mental health depends on it.

I need to take a picture of him because he's gotten so much bigger than last time I showed him

#this is going to be forging a symbiotic relationship between us #look the dog hasn't done anything bad but i don't like dogs #in a sense that i love animals but dogs are smelly and loud and i don't want them near me because if they lick me one more time i will- #so my dog (not mine!!!) is still a pup but a smart ass #only for violence!! this asshole will come at you and purposefully launh at you with his body weigh and kick you with his front paws #it's messing with my bodily stability how dare he #also he will walk behind you and somehow SOMEHOW jump at your feet and GRIP GRIP it tightly and put all his WEIGH on you #it's a small dog but he somehow KNOWS his game and WILL stop you #im terrified of his gripping technics #in other news I teached him to sit (sometimes) and give you his paw (violently) #now that I think of it he has Cat energy. doggy baps you with my paw baps you with my paw #Anyways. He also likes to jump and bite whatever you're holding in the air in range #i know he needs training but i do what i can it's my grandma's dog and for the most part i never see him i live on the second floor #i have never trained a dog in my life i don't know what dogs think that creature... smells #my cats smell like the sun and ocassional dirt but that's fine #this dog sort of smells like dog dirt and shampoo which is weird since i don't think he ever bathed in his life? #he is... 3 months old i suppose #ANYWAYS it's gotta be ME the one to take him on walks i guess because no one else does it

[skunkes]

how would amusement parks and like carnival rides work in the furryverse....

#talkys #having my furs all be roughly the same size as their lesser counterparts coming to bite me in the ass now #having big size difference couple wld be hellworld #everything wld be hellworld. can you imagine shopping for clothes as like a horse and the only sizes left are for mice #everything would have to have tons of sizes...if not having species specific groups #how wld like textile and plastic waste be handled if things need to come in many sizes and the biggest sizes are quite big etc #would things cost more for bigger animals just bc theyre big. that would suck. not like they asked to be born big animaled. #anyway yeah cow al and skunker cant do shit together

[hecksupremechips]

The best feeling in the world is when there’s a piece of media you know you love and you’ve hyped it up as your favorite thing for so long but you haven’t revisited it in a while so you start to worry if it’s really as good as you make it out to be and so you go back and revisit it and it’s like. Oh this is even better than I remembered this shit rules

#the klock keeps ticking #i always get this feeling when i play 999 but tonight i got it with the letter #cuz ive uh finally decided to bite the bullet and play the evil meanie route where everyone dies 😟 #a route ive put off for so long cuz its just too damn sad to think about akjdksk god it hurts #and ive played like for the most part every route of this game EXCEPT this one but i know the ending is really dark and i need to see it #plus i will at least get my beloved torture scene in so thats nice #i didnt kill off isabella though its a coma route which i hope still allows me to get the ending i want cuz i mean shell still be out of #commission in the final scene so hopefully it works out #but yeah no i started off tonight on the marianne chapter and while i did skip around through it cuz ive played it many times and i just #wanna get to the important stuff already alskj i also just replayed some of the best parts #aka the shit where lorraine appears and the gay shit alksks and god like hnnnghh not only does this chapter still ruin me emotionally #i also just remembered why i love this character so much and remembered just how good the character writing in this game is #and i also played into the rebecca chapter and didnt skip as much cuz i actually am not as familiar with the coma route #cuz it makes me sad and i never revisited it lol and i havent gotten to The Scene that makes me sob yet #its so coming though dont worry but idk i guess its just been cuz ive been thinking about p3 so much lately #and in particular shinji both the death route and coma route but in particular the coma cuz thats what im writing #and damn lol the letter just writes the grief and nuanced relationships and death stuff so much better lol god #like marianne loses her childhood best friend whom she has a gay ass relationship with to suicide and like its just better #she blames herself and still isnt even kinda okay with it after 13 years #like it just fucking ruined her and the only thing keeping her from losing it is her repression and drinking problem and unattached sex #and then with coma route well fucking first off isabellas friends actually like. visit her frequently damn #and they just all have such unique ways of coping like Zach is being optimistic so no one gets too upset #rebecca is sorta in charge of making sure everything goes smoothly she has to contact the family and make big decisions #and shes also just taking the most stress and shes got so many complicated feelings around isabella going on but she genuinely cannot stand #that isabella is hurt shes fucking destroyed she loves isabella and then ashton AAAAA god yeah i also just remembered that hes SUCH a good #character hes like being a genuine asshole right like Rebecca calls to tell him that isabella is comatose now and he literally doesnt let #her say anything he literally says ‘i dont have time for other things rn’ like the wellness of his friend is just ‘other things’ #but you just know thats not it not at all hes burying himself in work to the point of destruction so he can figure out who did this and make #everything okay and he refuses to show even an ounce of vulnerability cuz THE SECOND HE DOES IT ALL COMES OUT AND HE CANT GET OUT OF BED #ANYMORE CUZ HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WHEN THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE IS DYING

[ritzcuit]

i aam deep in dhurkedatz specifically thoughts today. Oh the them. oh the unspoken of it all. the unlabeled. we got a good thing going. of course this is my ... he's my. You know. well hes my right hand man of course. im the fangs o' the defiant dragon. but that doesnt explain it fully.. thats business. and their lives are almost entirely business but Not Quite. and beyond the revolution they escape description...thats his best friend. that's his datz..

dhurke loves amara like crazy his love for her never died at all ... datz isn't a replacement ... hes just his datz. you know? 20 years of partnership cant go away like that. theyre together. partners!! and rumors fly and theres jokes. call off your boyfriend! so whens the marriage? and theres shared looks and pitying looks and understanding looks and skeptical looks but no one Speaks on it.. its unspoken!! but its there. by god.

like i wouldnt dream of doing anything without you. or that dhurke knows when he gets reunited with his family once more, for real this time, datz is gonna be there. and amara isn't being replaced so shes not concerned at all lol shes like ... what ... and take away his datz? what kind of monster do you take me for :( Like she knows. and everyone KNOWS. thats just his datz. and thats his dhurke. and you cant seperate them its unethical its cruel and unusual punishment its not nice

All the small tiny things... the years of history in each others actions ... the energy and focus shifting between them without needing to ask. in a discussion fixing to break out into a fight datz defuses it. datz tense and uncomfortable outta his mind and dhurke spots the way he tugs at his scarf and makes an excuse for datz to leave early. he asks to be waken up in a few hours so they can trade ofd guard duty and datz says yeah but they both know he'll stay up the whole night just to let dhurke sleep longer (this i stole from such terrible tales bc that detail made me sick) Like Ugh Like i cant Like i just dont know

and its not that they dont want to label it but its just so...what would change really. dhurke knows datz loves him and datz knows dhurke loves him (though maybe some nights he really does need reassurance, and he gets in his head about it, and somehow- through ways datz doesn't have a clue how- dhurke can tell when datz is quiet from upset as opposed to another reason, and he'll take datz's hand and kiss his knuckles and Thank Him so deeply and earnestly that it burns out any negative thought datz has ever had in his life ... crazy.)

and hes the family friend and the sort of uncle and the right hand man and compatriot and everyone knows just by the way they lean against each other and speak in half finished sentences and answer questions that weren't fully asked ... reference jokes from years ago and diffuse each other and the way datz is obviously gloomy when dhurke is gone vs perks up when he comes back And the way dhurke is on edge and his leaderly dad warmth is slightly colder while datz is in prison like even when theyre not together you can tell the impact left on each others lives LIKE IM SICK FOR REAL

#girl who reads blackmadhi fic only to come away with terminal dhurkedatz worms. Sorry man #sorry yuty #i like your weird dad situation sorry man. forgive me ok? #Also my apologies to amara for sidelining her for my mlm ship. i still think she'd be cool with it though #like dhurke has enough love in his heart for two people. she can believe that easily #i think she teases datz but it doesnt quite work bc i think datz is way too convinced she's gonna oust him one day #i think datzs innate urge to leave things unlabeled and untied down and loose kind of bites him in the ass #i think if hes left alone for too long he gets way into his own head abt His Place in the family #smth which does not get better in a post soj canon #like he relishes it being something special tht defies a label but also hes like. #Could use the comfort of a stictly and unambiguously romantic label rn. Lol #but he wont ask for it. Bc thats crazy. so he has to survive off of a million unambiguously romantic moments instead #however will he make it... his poor soul (hes fine)

[lilithpleasant]

#mine #ts2 #sims 2 #the sims 2 #sims #simblr #cherry #walrider legacy #found cherry's forgotten teenage love hanging around the house??? hoooo boy #also stinkin up the place!!! #willie i am SORRY i forgot abt you okay??? #to be fair they only hung out like once as romantic partners #surely THIS won't come back to bite me in the ass either...........

[cultrise]

crazy how i’m literally supposed to do PILES of schoolwork tonight… i’m not living…

#𐙚 — thought bubble. #3 ESSAYS #INSANE #nah tomorrow i’ll be a tlou zombie #i didnt do SHIT this break 😭 #its all coming to bite me in the ass now #and i can only think of fem suguru 🏃‍♀️💨 BYE

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

everyone applaud me i stress wrote a whole 3page essay (and read 20+ pages in my massive fucking textbook for context) in like 45 minutes. it is the most half-assed thing i've ever turned in but that's besides the point

#i should not have left that until like. an hour before the deadline #but it's in and that's better than nothing #i've reached new levels of half-assery though #quarter-assed that. a fifth of an ass went into that. only the most stressed part of my brain wrote that and it is not skilled #now i can chill tf out for 20min until i have to face class #i know attendance is important and all but also why. let me hang out somewhere on campus and do the lesson on my own #i did this most of my childhood let me please please please i'm too spoiled by homeschool and covid to be places in-person #i don't want to do the whole participation thing. esp for classes that make you pair up #i don't even dislike partner work. in fact i kinda like it. but when they make you speak in front of the whole class? #can't do that shit sorry man i can only speak to one or two people at a time more than that is excessive #ajdahjlghads methinks i'm just tired. and people keep disturbing my peace by sitting next to me when there are perfectly good seats farther #away. like i was seconds from biting this guy's head off i had the wildest wave of anger over this guy sitting too close i did not see that #coming but whatever. i read some fic instead of working and calmed tf down but like. there's no reason to sit right next to me #and be loud and talk to someone i am here bc it's quiet #anyways i'm rambling in the tags (as i always seem to do). comms might be open soon btw if ur interested

[pikslasrce]

once i learn how to draw people other than gerard way and brian molko its over for you bitches

#slightly joking bc i can make up very cool faces like. from scratch in my head #but when it comes to real people and or fanart... different story i can only draw these two #OH MY GOD NOT TO MENTION . I CANT DRAW BOOBS. never did and i never bothered and its going to bite me in the ass one dah #piksla.txt

[orcelito]

Well. Purposefully touching poison ivy in an experiment to tell whether I actually am immune or not is probably one of the more stupid things I've done in my life.

Look! It's poison ivy! I touched it.

Specifically kept it to one small area tho and didn't touch Anything with said area until I got home and could wash it off. So even tho I'm being stupid, I'm minimizing the stupidity as much as possible.

We'll find out within 3 weeks whether I'm immune or not :p

#speculation nation #my dad is immune and ive never had it despite being an outdoorsy person #which is why i theorize that im immune. #but theory isnt enough. i need to Know. #this could come biting me in the ass but i have accepted the risk. i want to know if im immune!!! #i didnt even know b4 what poison ivy looks like lmaoo bc i never Needed to know #looked it up and found these plants. and my dad & some1 from my server confirmed that it is poison ivy. #soooooooo either nothing will happen or i will be complaining pitifully about a rash within 3 weeks. we'll see lol #if it does end up becoming a rash it should only be a small area. so i'll manage. #aaaaand now im home. and i have 2 little girls yelling at me to feed them lol

[toytulini]

I saw Barbie last night, I dont think i have a long film review of it for yall but idk I'll put some thoughts under a readmore I guess?

-Right off the bat, I enjoyed it, it was fun. It was a fun pink poppy romp. Thats about what I expected of it, and thats pretty much what I got

-Its not particularly radical in its gender/feminism takes, its very basic, which, I saw a number of ppl mention that before I saw it so I wasnt expecting anything radical. It couldve done better. it was. fine. im shrug about it i guess.

-My mom enjoyed it and was apparently not expecting any sort of emotional depth or story at all so it caught her off guard. I heard her crying. she cries easy at movies. I'm glad my mom liked it. Maybe she'll absorb some of the very basic feminism it drops idk.

-I knew the Kens adopted patriarchy and introduced it to Barbieland but it felt lile that happened very fast, idk.

-The ending....I. is her going to a gynecologist supposed to be like. shes gotten a vagina by deciding to be human?? or is she trying to schedule a surgery or something? that felt pretty weird to me if im honest, i thought it was gonna be a job interview or smth... Especially with how everyone was like "Barbie is ace (heheeh i agree) cos she has no genitals! (sorry what. excuse me. wanna run that by me again?)" like okay that makes that headcanon reasoning even more dewply uncomfortable that it already was?

-I enjoyed weird Barbie. i wish theyd cast someone else cos iirc ka/te mckin/non was a transmisogynist? unless she apologized or said she changed her mind on the topic since like 2017?? but i havent seen anything? idk. just. annoying to keep platforming these ppl. i guess theres probably other actors involved that have shit views of trans ppl. whatever i guess.

-I did dress up a little. i feel like my outfit had Weird Barbie Vibes. maybe ill post a pic.

-I did enjoy it and it had a number of shots and or transitions i liked, i think the one with the disco ball to the moon or whatever was enjoyable.

-god we really are so weird about barbie

-it just feels factually incorrect that all dolls pre barbie were baby dolls? idk. im sure it was the most common kind. but idk. not to be weird about The History Of Dolls but like. the porcelain dolls from the Victorian era. idk if those count as baby dolls. iirc those were to help young girls practice prepping dead bodies of loved ones for funerals or smth??? but i guess porcelain dolls have a sort of babyish look about them. and are fragile so you cant play rough with them.

-Like i Know its a 2hr long toy commercial for mattel but also god that cant be right. even if they werent filling the same niche as barbie as idk basically a fashion doll? there had to be other dolls right?

-I know the flat foot thing is Supposed to be over the top and silly for them all to get upset about but also tbh. as a bitch with falling arches the way some of yall make jokes about flat feet still is uh. well. rude. but also lmao man. the day my arches started hurting for no reason while i was barefoot did sorta feel emotionally like her feet falling to the ground lol.

-i want to introduce barbie to margot robbie's harley quinn owo. i think that would be Fun :3

-i want Ken's job. how do i do Beach as an occupation.

-I actually liked how they handled Ken and Barbie's rship til the end. i feel weird about that ending overall and also it feels weak wrt her dynamic as Ken. they make him grapple w her not reciprocating his feelings the same way but then she just leaves barbieland anyway?? and ig they dont get to explore a friendship or qpr dynamic. ok. its fine i guess.

-her saying she has no genitalia felt so transgender in a way im not sure it was intended to. ken saying he has all of the genitalia felt even more transgender. headcanoning them both as extremely transgender in fun weird new ways and no one can stop me.

-Allan is my favorite character i think. bro me too

-bibbleless movie. add bibble.

#toy txt post #barbie spoilers #barbie movie #everyone kept trying to get my dad to come see it and like.i get it.but genuinely he would hate it even if not for his conservative bullshit #he hates goofy fun movies. OR. he wouldve actually enjoyed it a little bit and been REALLY ANNOYING ABOUT IT bc he would never admit it #and insist he hated it #and hed enjoy the ken patriarchy thing too much #basically im very glad we didnt drag my dad along cos i have to live with him and i think he would be insufferable about it #he has no appreciation for any kind of whimsy or fun! he would hate this silly movie #also this was the first time id been in a movie theater since pre2020. #i enjoyed dressing up in a silly little outfit. but i think i wouldve been happier to wait for it to be out of theaters tbh. theaters teste #tested my patience even before covid like oh im gonna sit uncomfortably in this chair and crane my neck up at this screen and i cant pause #it and theres no captions and people are Eating all around me and now i go and its all the same but im the only one wearing a mask so i dont #get to have a lil snack either and i still have to hear ppl eating around me and part way thru the movie someone across the aisle was making #some kind of horrible very wet and loud gulping noise with their drink or Something?? and i did feel violent about it #i would never be violent about it but my god do i feel like biting. you know. anyway. not sure if ill bother seeing any more movies #in theater now. i just would like them at home. idk #i will give props to barbie. it was like kovie theater loud but at least it wasnt giant major booms and inaudible ass dialogue