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saltygilmores · 4 months

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THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING GILMORE GIRLS: S3/EP6: TAKE THE DEVILED EGGS (Pt 2) (This One's Gonna Be a Real Rage Inducer) (Lots Of Interesting Development Though) (So many things happening) (Salty Rambles about Jess Mariano's Birthday)

There is something to be said about Luke (on multiple occasions) readily admitting he pays Jess in ketchup packets to toil in the Coffee Mines more or less against his will. I get that it's just a part time job after school...before school..while he's cutting school..always working...never stopping...never reicieving any tips from Lorelai and Rory... Rory needs a job... Rory and Lorelai need to pay for their food... Anyway these comments shed a light on the shaky economies of small businesses in small towns which is interesting to me. Gilmore Girls is really, at it's core, a show about class. One day he could wake up to find his diner has been turned into a Dunkin Donuts (this is Not-Quite-But-Almost-New England after all, where DD is king).

Hahahahaha!! Jess stole money to buy a car and he committs attempted murder! Hahahahaaha! You're SO FUNNY LORELAI GILMORE. Your daughter stole a boat.

Yeah. And maybe back home, he did had to steal to survive sometimes. How about them apples, Lorelai Gilmore. God, do I loathe her.

Don't say that around Lorelai, I think she'd believe you were being serious.

A couple of the moots and I recently decided that in the recent past, Liz managed to land and then lose a halfway decent boyfriend/ father figure to Jess who had a car and taught Jess to drive and do repairs and some other light adulting. I honestly feel like this is the only thing that makes sense.

HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN THIS SCENE!!! Fuck meeee. Look at that li'l curl...

LOOK AT IT!!!! You know what, I'm calling it. I'm putting my foot down. This is the hottest Milo had ever looked in the entirety of seasons 2 and 3. It's that perfectly gelled hair, the jean jacket, the cool tshirt. Very James Dean. Woof. Let's see, what would I choose for second place? I have to go with the party scene in KegMax, another episode with impeccably jelled hair and a jean jacket (and even while he was apparently sick shooting that episode too). He just progresses in hotness the further season 3 marches on.

These four words "I'm still a minor" are a point of contention for me in the ongoing debate about his birth month. My beliefs: Jess is a Virgo. He was born in August or early September. This would make him just older than Rory by just a smidge. Since well over a year has passed in the show since the episode he arrived in Stars Hollow as a 17 year old (when he arrived, it was early September as Rory had just started school in that episode), he had just celebrated his birthday before arriving and so he has to have already turned 18 by this episode. However, I will consider the theory that Luke was clueless or misinformed about his age at the time he arrived (because it's not like LIz is in any way reliable with information) and he was actually 16 going on 17 when he hopped off the bus last year, and maybe he has an October or November birthday making him slightly younger than Rory. It would make sense that both missed the kindergarten cut off dates in 1989 at their respective schools (which is rock solid canon already for Rory, as she was born in October 84 but graduated in 03 instead of 02), putting them in the same grade.

Salty has put a pathetic amount of thought into this. So, how can I accept this statemen? I attribute it to the same brand of biting sarcasm that gave us "I mugged an old lady" moments ago and also because this scene doesn't make a whole lot of sense to begin with. He's still a minor, but he got his own insurance all by himself under his own name, which is not really a thing, but not his own car registration? Committing insurance fraud perhaps? Sketchy insurance company that didn't ask too many questions? He knows a guy who knows a guy who can print up some fake documents? At that point why not go all the way with the white collar crimes and forge Luke's signature on the registration too? See, Lorelai thinks Jess is a thief and murderer when he's really a white collar criminal like Taylor Doose.

My memory was certain that he produced a cigarrette and not a pen in this scene. I had to edit this post to remove a line about him smoking. I guess I confused it with the Then She Appears/ Cmurrh kissing scene, where he's also wearing a jean jacket with a popped collar. Damn. I can't wait for that scene...

Just some light fraud. If the car belonged to someone in Stars Hollow, whoever's registration he stole probably deserved it anyway. This is how I approach all "Crimes" Jess commits in Stars Hollow. There are only a few people who don't deserve it. Your honor, my client is innocent.

Oh no, the couch of doom. No good conversations ever happens between Rory and Lorelai on the couch, especially after one of them comes home at night and finds the other one on the couch. The Gilmores recieve an invitation to Sherry's baby shower. The moots and I have determined that Doula and Gigi will eventually band together to form the most powerful duo of neglected half sisters the world has ever seen. For the record, today Doula would be 17 and Gigi would be 21. Since Jess eventually comes to adopt and raises Doula she has a somewhat decent chance of coming out a well adjusted adult. At the very least, if she was stuck with TJ and Liz, Jess would still be a positive influence on her life, visit her and look out for her and make sure she didn't get sucked into any cults. The odds are a lot more grim for Gigi with Crusty and Sherry as her forever "parents" and let's face it, very likely her relationship with big sister Rory or any of the other Gilmores is non existent.

And things were so peaceful. Especially since Dean hasn't reared his ugly head in the last two episodes, either.

You flip flop with Crusty so much how can anyone possibly keep track of whether you're on the outs with him or banging him at any given time?

And by saying that out loud you're gonna tip the balance of the universe and he's going to show up. I looked ahead and although this is sadly still a Crusty-Focused episode, he doesn't actually make an appearance. Small blessings. To Lorelai's surprise, Rory admits that she's been in contact with Crusty and Lorelai is okay with it but upset that Rory was hiding it from her. God, he's such a parasite.

Emails. How quaint.

Highly debatable.

#gilmore girls #denise rewatches gilmore girls #gilmore girls season 3 #TDDE #Take the Deviled Eggs #Rory Gilmore #Lorelai Gilmore #Jess Mariano #Luke Danes #Milo Ventimiglia

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snowdust64 · 3 years

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Super Mafumafu World 2021 translations

Sorry for the wait, I translated whatever I could and ended up going into way more detail than I intended! Hope this is helpful to some of you!!

The concert starts at the 30min mark because the stream started a half hour in advance.

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0:48:30 Mafumafu greets and thanks everyone for coming to the concert. Then he yells, “Everyone, can you hear me?” and says he can hear the audience of 50 or 60 thousand people answering. “I can see everyone’s faces here.” (There were actually about 180,000 viewers on YouTube at this time and I don’t even know about the Bilibili viewership.)

0:50:03 He says he’s really nervous because this is a worldwide stream. “Wait, it’s a bit hot isn’t it? I’ll take this off. Water? I’ll drink some water.”

0:50:35 “It’s been such a long time since I went live that I’ve forgotten how to MC.” “There’s no one else who can speak while I drink water now.” “I’m talking about trivial things like this…”

0:51:12 “Will you follow me?” … “WILL YOU FOLLOW MEEEE!??!?!?!?” x2

1:04:20 (Starts by talking about the songs he just sang)

1:05:00 I couldn’t get the exact meaning but he says he’s feeling very fulfilled right now.

1:05:15 Normally he’s surrounded by an audience (that can give a reaction) but now he’s not sure how he looks. He can’t help but wonder/worry a little.

1:05:30 He says he was feeling too hot and feels bad that even though he had such a cool costume, it’s been reduced to a T-shirt so quickly! He sweated a lot because he was too nervous.

1:06:10 “This is difficult… it’s difficult so let’s just go on to the next song! Right? Let’s go!”

1:23:50 “Dad, mom, my big brother, all my relatives, I’m really sorry.” … “The last song, somehow, in the ten years [I’ve been doing this], it was the most popular! Finally I did it live. I couldn’t become a girl, but… how’s this?”

1:24:36 (shows off his clothes) “It’s very Mafumafu-like, isn’t it?”

1:24:45 Talking about the light sticks in the audience seats, the venue being huge, and how the light sticks have been displaying words this whole time.

1:25:10 He asks if the light sticks can all light up at once. “If everyone were here at the venue, this would be the view, right? That’s why I’m not lonely.” “See, there are all these people here.”

1:25:46 “What does it say?” (he tries to read the text but can’t see the 2021)

1:26:06 Mafumafu getting lost in the audience section. “Normally there would be people here. I wouldn’t be able to walk through.” … “Wow, this place is huge!!!”

1:26:40 Starts requesting other colors of the light sticks – something other than pink? (They turned red.) How about blue?

1:27:25 “Huh, where’s the stage?” (is super lost) “My eyes are so bad I can’t find the stage.” … “Ah, over there? I’ve been walking in the wrong direction, sorry!”

1:28:05 Finds the stage again and says hello to all the band members

1:28:35 (transitioning to the next group of songs)

2:01:15 He prepared this song especially for today! (On a recent stream he talked about being amazed at how frickin high the views were on his cover of this song.)

2:14:55 He says he’s been doing this for ten years… (I couldn’t understand the next few sentences sorry)

2:15:50 It was his dream to perform at the Tokyo Dome and he’s really thankful to everyone for making that possible.

2:16:20 Mafumafu talks about how he was afraid to reveal his face for ten years and used to hate singing in front of other people. Now that the current situation makes live concerts impossible, he realizes that at some point, he came to like them. It was fun to meet everyone… even on the worst days, he wished people could listen [to his music]. And so he decided to do this concert.

2:17:36 He says he appreciates all the people who are watching him now, even the people who don’t want to watch him. “Whether you like me or hate me, if you’re watching me in this moment, … I thank all those people from the bottom of my heart.” “Thank you to everyone who has changed me.” (he stumbles over a word and gets embarrassed)

2:18:49 “It’s already the end, huh. It felt short.”

2:19:00 Introducing the last three songs: The next song is one he wrote while thinking of his fans outside of Japan. The next next song was for everyone to have fun at the Tokyo Dome – he made a promise a year ago [to perform it].

2:19:37 “The last song is my most precious song… Please stay until the end.”

The concert ends at 2:33:40, BUT…

2:33:40 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

In brief: All the artists shown will be participating in another HikiFest on August 1, 2021 and it will be streamed online!

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* This post was edited on 5/6 with three translation corrections.

#mafumafu #utaite #english translation #まふまふ #すーぱーまふまふわーるど2021

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ktheist · 3 years

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FROM THIS POST

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

i do! it wasn't always like this before buy i'm glad my relationship with them improved <3

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

me mom bc i luv her

03: Do you regret anything?

my wasted potential oof

04: Are you insecure?

who isn't?

05: What is your relationship status?

i'm taken!! by meeeeeee!!!

06: How do you want to die?

in my sleep because i won't notice i'm dying - or will i realize i died when i wake up? oof

07: What did you last eat?

a popia, i think it's a traditional food here.

08: Played any sports?

breathing is a sports

09: Do you bite your nails?

thankfully, no!

10: When was your last physical fight?

been a long while, last fight i remember is wrestling the tv remote from my bro and we were like kids and i'm old now ):

11: Do you like someone?

like someone i can potentially get or someone i can never? min yoongi and jeon jungkook ):

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

oof i don't think so but i might once i get desperate enough to take some adderall

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

at first i thought i don't but now that i really think about it, there's this one dude who, every time i think about him, makes me wanna puke bc of his shit hygiene and we got preeeeetty close at some point

14: Do you miss someone?

nopee

15: Have any pets?

my demons uwu

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

as of 15th dec, ya girl is tideeeee

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

naw that shit nastyy

18: Are you scared of spiders?

TERRIFIED

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

yes omg

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

at my ex's place before he left the country

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

work and sleep and hopefully sleep some more

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

five is too many but i'll start off w one kitty and adopt more from there!!!

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

none, i'm a puthy ):

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

english / research / acadamia. potato potato yk

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

i shudder at the idea of meeting people from my pasts lol

26: What are you craving right now?

i’m always craving for ramen!!

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

yes and no? it didn’t feel like a real relationship lmao

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

i wouldn’t say make since i asked them about why they did sumn sketchy and they ended up crying

30: What’s irritating you right now?

the shitload of work that i have ):

31: Does somebody love you?

meeee and ig my parents luv me

32: What is your favourite colour?

maroon, deep blue and grey!!

33: Do you have trust issues?

omg yes how did you know

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

i don’t remember but i usually like my dreams bc it’s like watching a fantasy movie lmaooo

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

i don’t cry in front of people

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

i give out third chances lmaooooo

but ig it works out bc if they mess up after the third, then it’s bye bye for good bc they dead to me

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

to forget wooooooooo if you mess up then you’re dead to me

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

nah bro its 2020

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

legal

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

outside like in public or just in my house? bc if the first, then neverrr

51: Favourite food?

ramen yumm

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

depends lol sometimes things just happen to inconvenience me and i don’t appreciate the person who caused it

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

scroll my ipad

54: Is cheating ever okay?

depends lol, are you both cheating and aware of it? then yes. if only one party’s cheating and being sneaky? no i hope they get pooped by a bird every time they go out

55: Are you mean?

idk ): sum say i come off too strong but it’s only been them puthy ass men that’s said that

56: How many people have you fist fought?

my bro

57: Do you believe in true love?

yes for self-love and no for romantic kind of love, maybe for familial love

58: Favourite weather?

livin in a hot and humid country makes you appreciate the rain a bit more!!

59: Do you like the snow?

they look magical in tv!!

60: Do you wanna get married?

yea sure if the dude fits me. i don’t believe marriages are supposed to be a compromise, if you have to change something to fit the other, then that’s not really a good reason to keep being tgt for me.

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

eh it’s okay

62: What makes you happy?

sleeping!!

63: Would you change your name?

i would... to cara (;

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

idk man, i don’t have any problems but depends if they wanna ykwim?

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

noooooo best friends are best friends for a reason!!!

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

no but oh well i’m v comfortable w my girlfriends alr

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

uh, besides my dad and bro, ig this one friend from high school who’s like super chill

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

a friend on tumblr by the name of my fav day; rain ((((:

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

ig? i mean if they fit you then they fit you. 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

me mommy bc i appreciate her sm <3

#answered sum questions bc i want to #but i don't like how my answers go from large fonts to small fonts #takes away the aesthetic yk #might private this post after i get tired of it #cara the clown #wooo #vibe check

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leftfoottrapped · 4 years

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they released a making of the MV clip on yt and we get to see more shots of jongdae in the red suit. OOF honestly i need like three hours of footage bc its such a look

[video]

there’s literally so much packed in here I don’t even know where to start. first - the fact that baek is the only one who seems to go off script and actually start making sense. they’re all like [sm voice] ‘this concept is between evil ppl and a revolutionary army!’ and then baek is like ‘isn’t it about two egos fighting’ like yeah. It Is. at no point was there an army.

anyway, back to jongdae:

0:05 & 0:11: are the same flash of chen’s face WHY are they recycling footage it is a FOUR MINUTE VIDEO

0:20-46: shoutout to jongdae for bringing up the only other relevant exo concept in recent years: monster.

1:23-24: oh god the way he fucking tilts his head to the side and its soooo predatory and intense and evaluating like he’s going to figure out how much effort its going to take to rip you to shreds

2:51-3:02: this entire chunk of footage quite literally murdered me in my sleep. how can I possibly be coherent about this. can someone PLEASE just gif this. (something something romo selfcest something god where’s the fic)

3:03-14: it’s so funny to me that jongdae’s older brother was probably trying to show off being smart or like teach jongdae some class by sitting him down with chess, but jongdae Truly Did Not Give A Shit and he STILL DOESN’T

3:19-20: the bitch was lying on the ground singing and we didn’t SEE THAT? I want the chen-only edit of this m/v thanks

3:23-24: I’m sooo invested in these camera recording scenes of them? almost every time either chen or jongdae is standing in front of the screens, there’s their opposite being recorded and shown and its such a fascinating contrast

3:27-31: fuuuuuck meeee his adlibs are almost as good as his actual lines and falsetto. like it’s not enough that he looks gorgeous, he’s also being competent and its a brutal punch in the libido

yeah that’s all I got, I’m distraught.

#anonymous #misc. answers #please if ANYONE has romo selfcest ideas share them I need them

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kwanisms · 6 years

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CROSSING THE THRESHOLD - Part 4

Difference threshold is defined as the minimum noticeable difference that a person can detect at least fifty percent of the time.

⤑ genre: smut, angst, some fluff, Best friend!Jihoon, Neighbor!Jeonghan ⤑ pairing: Jihoon x reader, Jeonghan x reader ⤑ warning: sexual content, eavesdropping, masturbation ⤑ summary: You and Jihoon reconnect for old times sake, putting Jeonghan in an uncomfortable position. ⤑ word count: 4.6k

⤑ 01 | 02 | 03 | {04} | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09

You sat at your kitchen counter the next day, laptop open expense accounts from various departments scattered on the countertop, your head resting against the cool marble. You had been going over these accounts trying to finish this report that was due Monday but you couldn't clear your head enough to focus. The familiar ping of your phone caught your attention and you unlocked the screen to see who dared to disturb your quiet morning. It was Jihoon of course.

Hoonie [11:27]: (Y/N)~ come over. I'm bored You [11:31]: What about Soonyoung? Hoonie [11:35]: he's out with Gyu. Come seee meeee You [11:37]: idk Ji, I got a lot of work You [11:44]: Ji? You [11:50]: Jihoon? You [11:59]: Lee Jihoon. Answer me now. Hoonie [12:00]: uwu pleeaase~? You [12:06]: …. I'm on my way

You stepped out into the cold weather and tucked your scarf further around your neck as you walked towards the end of the street. The walk to Jihoon’s apartment was hell because of the cold but you couldn't bring yourself to turn back. You continued your way through the bustling city as you made your way to his place. Stopped at a crosswalk a couple of blocks away, you pulled out your phone to check your messages.

Hoonie [12:26]: where are you? You [12:28]: I’m literally right down the street. Be there in a sec Hoonie [12:31]: okay uwu You [12:32]: uwu

You put your phone back in your pocket as the crosswalk signal changes and you start across the street. You keep your brisk pace until you notice some familiar silver hair up ahead of you, following a white cloud on a leash. You kick up your pace as you try to catch up. You were right behind Jeonghan now as you both reach the door to the building.

He held it open, not realizing it was you behind him. “thanks,” you say breathlessly, alerting him to your presence. “Oh, hello!” he says in a rather cheerful voice as you approach the elevator. “How are you?” he asks turning to you. “Cold,” you answer truthfully. Jeonghan chuckles and looks down to his dog. Today he's wearing dark slacks, a rather thick black wool coat buttoned all the way up and a wide brimmed hat. How did he always look so fucking good??

The elevator doors pinged as they opened and the two of you stepped on. “You spend a lot of time over here,” Jeonghan was the first to break the silence. “You might as well move in.” he chuckled. You shook your head. “I don't fancy sleeping on the couch,” you joked. He looked down at you. “Well, what about the third bedroom?” he asked and you looked up at him, confusion written all over your face. “There isn't a third bedroom,” you said plainly and Jeonghan gave you a smile, one that clearly said ��I know more than you,’ before he answered.

“Oh, but there is. That apartment is a mirror of our apartment.” The elevator doors opened with a ding and you stepped out. “I'll see you around, (Y/N),” Jeonghan said walking down the hall to his apartment and letting himself in. You approached Jihoon's door and rang the bell. The door was thrown open and Jihoon dragged you inside by the arm. “Finally!” he exclaimed. He led you to the couch and you plopped down.

“Where's the fire, chief?” you asked jokingly. Jihoon sat down next to you and shifted, lying down so his head was in your lap. “Just let me lay like this for a minute,” he groaned, grabbing your hand and placing it on his head signaling you to play with his hair and you are happy to oblige. Running your fingers through his locks, neither one of you said much. It was moments like this that you cherished most with Jihoon.

You didn't need words, you were comfortable being silent as long as you were in each other's company. You don't know when but at some point your eyes had shut and you were dozing off because Jihoon's soft voice broke the silence and your eyes fluttered open. “(Y/N),” he said barely above a whisper. You hummed in response.

“Do you ever miss me?” he asked, his eyes shut as you continued to stroke his hair. You didn't say anything at first but you knew what he was talking about. Deciding to play coy, you finally responded. “Miss you? I see you all the time Ji,” you chuckled. Jihoon's eyes opened and found yours. “You know what I mean,” and he was right. You did. Even though you don't say anything right away, he reached up, fingertips lightly brushing against your cheek.

He didn't say anything but there was a questioning look in his eyes. You did slightly miss the relationship you had once shared. It had been a while since your last relationship and the last time you were intimate with someone. “Sometimes,” you finally admitted softly. Jihoon sat up, turning to face you. He pulled you onto his lap. You tried pulling away but his hands held your sides firmly. “We shouldn't,” you whispered, his face inches from yours. “Why not? It's not like either of us is tied to someone.” His lips ghosted over yours to press a sweet kiss to your cheek.

“What about Squishy?” you asked, a soft sigh slipping past your lips at the sensation of his soft lips trailing across your cheek toward the corner of your mouth. “Hoshi? What about him?” Jihoon asked, his hands sliding down your sides and stopped at your hips. “What if he walks in on us?”

You were finding it harder to focus on speaking. “He won't,” Jihoon smiled, his lips pressing soft, wet kisses along your jaw. You let out a tiny whimper when his lips met the sensitive skin of your neck. “Jihoon,” you warned as his hands skimmed the hem of your shirt. “(Y/N), please. Let me make you feel good. For old times sake,” Jihoon whispered, his breath sending shivers down your spine.

You involuntarily tilted your head to the side, giving him more access. “I promise I'll make you feel amazing,” he whispered again. You sighed, nodding your head giving him permission and he pulled you in for a kiss, your lips meeting for the first time in years. Your arms wrapped around Jihoon's neck, pulling yourself impossibly closer to him, chests pressing together. His hands slid down to your thighs, squeezing once before sliding back up, one stopping at the small of your back, the other cupping the back of your neck, deepening the kiss.

Jihoon was a very caring and generous lover you realized after your first sexual partner after him. He was devoted to making his partner feel amazing. Body worship, praise, sweet words of encouragement, cute nicknames were his forte. He never called you degrading names, hit you unless you asked him to but even then he was still reluctant to.

Jihoon never rushed anything in his life, including sex. He took his time, touching you in all the right places, making you come undone over and over until you were begging for him to be inside you. “Time is patience, love,” he would whisper in your ear, his breath sending shivers down your spine. This time was no different, with you sitting on his lap, hands in his hair, his hands kneading your ass, lips locked on each other.

Jihoon bucked up into your core, a moan escaping his lips only to be caught by yours. The two of you had gotten off like this, grinding against one another, in the past when the thrill of being caught by your parents was present. Now however, you were two adults instead of two horny teenagers. “Ah, fuck,” Jihoon cursed softly when you rocked your hips against his, grinding down on him.

“I need you,” he whispered, hands travelling up underneath your shirt, his fingers skimming your soft flesh leaving goosebumps in their wake. You grinded against him particularly hard and he let out a loud moan, resting his head against the back of the couch. Your lips moved down, leaving light kisses along his jaw, down the side of his neck, nipping at the sensitive skin.

“This needs to come off,” you said pulling back, your fingers playing with the hem of his sweater. He immediately ripped the offending article of clothing off, discarding it lazily. “This too,” you pulled at the white tee shirt he always wore under all his shirts. He discarded that too and is left shirtless under you.

“Anything else, princess?” he had meant for it to sound sarcastic but it came out breathless. Your lips were back on his neck, trailing wet, soft kisses lazily along the skin before sinking your teeth into his shoulder. He let out a small yelp, bucking his hips up into you. You sucked light bruises into his shoulder where you knew no one would see them.

His hand cupped your breast over your bralette and you pressed into his touch, sighing. You pulled away long enough to rid yourself of your own top, leaving you in just a lacy bralette. Jihoon's hand dipped under the thin material and you gasped at the contact of his warm hand against your pert nipple. “Stop teasing me, baby,” he panted gently rolling the sensitive bud between his thumb and forefinger. You whimpered, grinding your clothed heat against his hard on the thin material feeling amazing against your clit. He moaned again, and withdrew his hand.

“I can't wait any longer, I need you,” he said cupping your face. “Please,” he added. You smiled. “Patience,” you told him as you lifted off him, getting to your feet. Jihoon whined at the loss of your warm skin. You maintained eye contact as you slid your panties down from under your skirt, letting them fall to the floor before getting on your knees between Jihoon's legs.

“Fuck, (Y/N), you can give me head some other time, right now, I need to be inside you,” he said pulling you up on top of him with one hand, undoing his pants with the other. He pulled himself out of his pants, lips attacking yours. You straddled his lap, positioning yourself over the head of his cock.

“Wait,” he said against your lips, hands holding your hips in place. “What?” you hissed, pressing short kisses repeatedly to his lips. “Condom. They're in my night stand.” You groaned loudly and shook your head. “No time, I need you right now. I trust you,” you said, eyes finding his. In them you saw something new. You and Jihoon had never had sex without a condom before. You watched as he pondered the situation before coming to the conclusion that he needed you.

Jihoon guided your hips until the tip of his member was slowly sliding between your lips. Your mouth parting slightly as a satisfied sigh leaving your lungs as you slowly sunk down onto him, the stretch of him better than you remembered. “Oh my God,” you whimpered when Jihoon was fully inside you.

“Fuck, stay still,” Jihoon said, holding your hips in place. It had been a while. While you tried not to come just from the feeling of Jihoon, bare, inside you, he tried not to come at the sensation of your walls gripping him tightly. After a few moments, Jihoon guided you, rolling you against him and he groaned, his head falling back against the couch again. “Goddamn it,” he moaned.

“Jihoon,” you said in a shaky breath. “Ride me,” he said in a husky voice and you did. It didn’t take long until Jihoon was pressing his thumb against your clit to help you get off faster and before you orgasm he pulled out of you, prolonging his own climax to focus solely on you. “Jihoon, please,” you whined, his thumb fast at work on your clit. “I know,” he smiled. “I'm close,” you breathed.

“Come for me, baby,” Jihoon said watching your face. Your hips stutter, thighs clenching, a moan falling out of your mouth as you orgasmed at his words. Jihoon helped you ride out your high until you shuddered from overstimulation. “Come here,” Jihoon said before lifting you off the couch and carrying you to his bedroom. “I’m not done with you, yet,” he murmured, setting you on the bed.

He stripped himself off his remaining clothing before turning his attention to you. He unzipped your skirt and slid it down your thighs. You sat up to allow him to undo your bralette, tossing it to the side. His lips attached to your neck and Jihoon guided you to lie back on the bed. He focused on one spot in particular, softly kissing, sucking, and biting on the sensitive skin at the base of your neck. You jerked your hips up, your soaked heat rubbing against Jihoon's still painfully erect cock. He groaned into your neck, the vibrations sending shivers down your spine.

Jihoon reacted quickly, slipping inside you and in one swift thrust, buried himself completely inside your clenching walls once again. The two of you lie there for a moment before he began to move, snapping his hips against yours sharply setting a rhythm only he knew. He pulled out slowly and snapped back in deeply.

A soft cry ripped from your throat as he hit a sensitive spot. “Ji, please-" he cut you off with a kiss as he continued to thrust into you. “I know,” is all he said. His hips slow giving you a few shallow thrusts before pulling out completely. He turned you over on your stomach and climbed over your thighs, positioning himself at your entrance once again.

He glided into you easily and continued with deep slow thrusts. You could barely take it, you just wanted your release. “Ji, faster,” you pleaded and he chuckled, the sound low but he obliged, pumping into you a little faster. One hand on your hip, the other slid up your back to grab a fistful of your hair at the base of your neck and tugged. You moaned as your head was pulled back. Jihoon paused, his hand on your hip sliding under your stomach and pulling you up onto your hands and knees.

He resumed his motions, thrusting into you, deeper than before. A series of moans, intermingled with his name cascaded from your lips as he brought you both closer to climax. Jihoon reached around to rub circles quickly into your clit, bringing you closer and closer to the edge. He pulled out once again as you climaxed, your tired body falling to the bed as your arms gave out, unable to support you anymore. “Jihoon,” you softly whimpered. He turned you over on your back one last time before guiding himself inside you again and began his final assault on your core.

You cried out as Jihoon increased speed and depth until you were a panting, moaning mess under him. He buried his face in your neck, his hips snapping into yours. “Fuck, .....I’m close, (Y/N),” he moaned and you arch into him. “Don't hold back. Let it go,” you moaned, running your fingers through his hair. His thrusts become sloppier as he chased his own release.

“Where do you want me to come?” he asked, but instead of answering him, you wrapped your legs around his hips pushing him further into you, your own hips bucking up to meet his. The sound of skin hitting skin is interrupted by your shrill cry and Jihoon's intense moan as the coil winding up finally snapped and he released into you.

He rode out his orgasm until his hips falter and he came to a halt, cock still buried nside you. You pushed his bangs back off his forehead, smiling up at him. He returned the smile, dipping down to kiss you. “Told you I'd make you feel good,” he pantef and you let out a shaky laugh. “That was incredible, Jihoon. Thank you,” you said in between breaths.

“For you, anything.” Jihoon pressed a kiss to your temple and pulled out, his release mixed with yours spilling out of you. “I'm gonna have to wash these sheets,” he mumbled, heading into his bathroom. He returned with a wet washcloth and proceeded to clean you, wiping away any cum that spilled out of you. He smiled at you, thanking you again.

Jeonghan sighed, settling against his headboard a, book in hand, ready to get lost in the murder mystery. He began reading taking in all the words, allowing his mind to create vivid scenes as if he were watching a movie. One of the things he prided himself on was his vivid imagination. The minutes ticked by as he read, seemingly lost in his own world until he heard it. A whine. At first he assumed it was Mi Cha who wanted up on the bed but Mi Cha was in her own bed. He heard it again only it came from behind the wall behind him. He marked his place in his book and listened. Another sound only this time, a moan.

He recognized that voice. He knew he did. Who was that? Why was it so familiar? That's when he heard his neighbor's voice, muffled, “fuck, (Y/N),” and Jeonghan froze. You and Jihoon… were you fucking? No, no, no he told himself. You were just friends. Both of you had said so. There's no way you two were on the other side of this wall having sex. He didn't want to think about it. He tried to shut out the sound of his neighbor groaning. He didn't need that image in his head until he heard a female moan. Your moan. He heard how you sound and Jeonghan knew he was screwed. His mind ran wild, images of you lying on your back completely bare for him. Stop this. You can't imagine her like that.

He tried to force the lewd images from his head, willing his brain to clear but he heard another one of your moans and he tried to contain a groan that was forcing its way up his throat, his erection growing, straining against the material of his sweatpants. “Ji, faster,” he heard you whine and Jeonghan closed his eyes, finally giving in and allowing his mind to wander.

He wasn't proud of himself, but he was unbelievably turned on and he slipped his hand under his pants, inside his boxers, fingers wrapping around his length. He hissed at the contact. He allowed his senses to drown in your mewls as he stroked himself, imagining it was you instead of his hand. As your moans grew in volume and intensity, his rhythm changed to match, pumping himself faster.

Catching the drop of pre-cum at the tip of his member, he spread that down his shaft and focused his attention to the head of his cock. His hips involuntarily began to buck up as he stroked himself faster, timing his rhythm with the sound of skin on skin that now traveled through the walls.

“I'm gonna-" Jeonghan heard Jihoon say and Jeonghan’s breathing stuttered. He was close, too. “Don't hold back, let it go,” your voice said with a moan. He bucked a couple times more before biting back a moan and coming in his pants and all over his hand. He cursed softly when you cried out, Jihoon’s moan mixing with your voice as you both came. Jeonghan scoffed at the situation.

He felt extremely dirty and so invasive. He got up to rid himself of his soiled clothes and decided to hop in the shower to rinse off, vowing he would never speak of this to anyone. After all, he had just pleasured himself to the sound of his next door neighbor fucking you, the girl he had been fantasizing about since he met you the day Jihoon and Soonyoung moved in. He didn't know how he was going to face either of you now that he knew what you both sounded like in bed. Hopefully, with time, this would all just go away. Hopefully.

Your eyes fluttered open, taking a moment to register your surroundings until you became aware of the body behind yours, an arm wrapped around your waist. You turned slightly finding a sleeping Jihoon lying behind you, his hair tousled with sleep and no doubt from your previous escapades.

You watched him, your eyes trailing over him taking in his peaceful expression. At times you did miss being involved romantically with him but the strain the relationship put on you was just too much. His lips parted as a light snore passed through them from his throat. You couldn't help but smile as he continued sleeping before he closed his mouth and cleared his throat.

Jihoon's eyes fluttered open, adjusting to the low light filtering into his room before his eyes found yours and his face broke into a bright smile. You returned it as he rolled on his back and you rested your head on his chest and smiled, your eyes squinting az he yawned. “How are you feeling?” he asked, wrapping one arm around your shoulders, the other playing the fingers on your hand that was resting on his chest. “Fine. A little sore but,” you started, watching his hand toy with yours. “Otherwise fine.” You smiled up at him, Jihoon mirroring your expression.

“So uh, I was thinking before we fell asleep,” Jihoon said, nervousness on the edge of his voice. You looked back at your intertwined hands. “Yeah?” you asked softly. “About what?” You didn't meet his gaze. “Us,” he whispered and your heart sank. Oh no, not this. Not now. You mentally screamed at yourself to stop him but you couldn't bring yourself to speak.

“I miss you. I miss us. I know we both decided it was in our best interest to end things what with our different schedules in college but things are different now.” His words fell out of his mouth and landed on you, crushing you and rendering you incapable of thinking of anything other than how to let him down softly without ruining your friendship.

This, sleeping together, was going too far, even if you already knew each other's bodies, best friends didn't fuck each other. They weren't supposed to. When you didn't respond, Jihoon continued. “What do you think?” he asked and you had no choice but to look up at him. His curious eyes searched your stoic ones.

You panicked, trying to find the right words. “You know I love you Ji, but we ended things for a reason. There was too much strain on us and it was destroying our friendship. I love you and I don't wanna lose you, but I don't think it's a good idea.”

Jihoon nodded slowly, a smile finally forming. “No, you're right,” he cleared his throat. You smiled back but you couldn't stop your stomach from twisting with guilt. Jihoon had been nothing but great to you but you just didn't want to lose his friendship. That was more important to you.

You stood at the stove, Jihoon by your side slicing vegetables while you cooked the meat. The two of you, showered, your clothes in the wash and you wearing an old shirt of Jihoon's along with some sweats. Neither of you said anything but you couldn’t stop smiling. The front door unlocked and Soonyoung stumbled in, followed by Mingyu.

The two of them were laughing fiercely. You glanced over as the two looked up and saw you. Soonyoung's demeanor changed instantly when his eyes landed on you. “Hey, (Y/N),” he said breathlessly like he always did. You gave him a sweet smile as he and Mingyu wandered over to see what you and Jihoon were making. “isn’t that Ji's shirt?” Mingyu asked and you looked up.

Soonyoung, who had been admiring your face, glanced down at the shirt you wore along with the sweats. “Hey, those are his sweats, too!” he adds. Jihoon didn't look up. Mingyu, smirking, looked between the two of you. “so… best friends huh?” he asked his tone amused. You looked up at him. “Yes, we are best friends. I spilled soda on my clothes so they’re in the wash and I’m wearing these until they’re clean.” The smirk on Mingyu's face dropped. “oh, sorry.” He said and you shook your head.

“We already tried, Gyu.” Jihoon said, still not looking up. He finished slicing the veggies and handed you the plate before turning to the sink to clean up. You added more oil to the pan, pushing the meat to the side and added the veggies in, stirring them around. Jihoon wiped his hands clean and opened the cabinets. “Where are the wine glasses?” he asked looking at you. “Third cabinet from the fridge, second shelf.”

He moved to open that cabinet. “Thanks,” he said and pulled down three glasses and reaches for a fourth. “Are you staying, Gyu?” he asked his tall friend. “Oh, uh… uh sure,” he said and removed his coat, draping it over the back of a chair. Jihoon pulled a fourth glass down and closed the cabinet. He moved to grab a bottle of red wine.

“That smells really good, (Y/N),” Soonyoung said, standing up and leaning over to see what you were making. “Thank you,” you reply smiling and stirring the meat and veggies around the pan. “I think it's done,” Jihoon says pouring wine into the four glasses. He hands them off to Mingyu and Soonyoung and then handed one to you. You accepted it, bringing the glass to your lips and inhaling. You loved the smell of a sweet red wine.

Taking a sip, you smiled, enjoying the way the wine taste. After serving up the food, you took a seat between Jihoon and Soonyoung at the kitchen island. You asked Soonyoung and Mingyu what they got up to that day. They told you about the adventure at Mingyu's university while everyone was leaving for winter break. You all laughed, sharing jokes and stories.

You moved to collect the plates but Soonyoung jumped up and took them from you instead. “You cooked, you enjoy the rest of the wine while Gyu and I clean up. You smile and pat him on the shoulder softly. “Thank you, Squishy.” You turned to join Jihoon on the couch while he flipped through the channels to find something to watch. Soonyoung and Gyu goofed off at the sink, flicking water at each other. You curled into Jihoon's side and a deep satisfied sigh left your lips before you took another sip.

Jihoon's eyes fell on you and he watched you until you turned to look at him. “Good day?” he smirked and you nodded, smiling knowingly. Neither of you said anything while the television played in the background. Mingyu called goodnight to you all and left. “Did you two do anything today?” Soonyoung asked and you inwardly smirked, knowing Jihoon was doing the same. “No, we just hung out,” Jihoon said, his eyes on the television. Soonyoung sat on your left side, settling into the couch as you all focused your attention on the show.

a/n: whoooooo. This had a lot of errors originally and was essentially a massive wall of text, but I fixed it! What did y'all think of that Jihoon smut? Eh? *nudge nudge* We aren't even half way through this story. As always, leave feedback as it is always appreciated! Thank you for reading and I hope you like it! ~K♡

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send me a symbol for… | No longer accepting | @icemiracle☢ three times my muse almost sends a nude, and the one time they do.•Un Luhan is that unexpected person who’d show up in front of someone’s door at 4 am when he gets a sudden exciting idea or simply just to drag them somewhere. And since Suriel is a creature that spends the nights sleepless just like him, that made him often a part of his plans. “I’m bored. Let’s go to the amusement park” he didn’t give him time to protest nor to think about it and he just dragged him out to his car since it was getting late and they’ll close in less than two hours. It’s nice to be silly sometimes and enjoy simple things like a ride on a roller coaster or stuffing his mouth with jellybeans. “Your tongue looks blue. It’s funny” Luhan laughs at the the sight of the confused ice phoenix gazing at his reflection on his phone screen to check his tongue color, as if the vampire was an exception and his tongue wasn’t dyed with the same color. Luhan takes a sudden picture of him glancing at it after with a grin, and then they start a war of taking pictures without a warning. “Are you obsessed with my face that much? You’ll have to start paying me after the fifth one ! I was told that I’ll make a good model” Luhan knows that the reason Suriel likes to collect pictures of people around him, is because of his memory, but that doesn’t mean he can’t tease him about it. “No, i just wanna keep your ugly face to avoid it in the future if i forget about it” “I can always give you other pictures, special ones..you know? Just for you, phoenix” The words were spoken close against his ear with a playful wink, before he quickly took a few steps away from him to avoid the slap that was coming on his way. The sight of his annoyed face makes him bursts in laughter.•Deux Watching tv shows isn’t one of their activities since they’re always too busy teasing each other or having silly talks to need a tv show to entertain them but there are always exceptions. And tonight they happened to be calmer than usual to sit as decent people and watch tv calmly. Shoving the popcorn in his mouth, Luhan glanced at the other. He was too loud sometimes but he got used to it that it became actually amusing, and he’d rather deal with him being annoying than watch him silent. There was something bothering about his silence since he knew that he’s not the type who’d keep quiet unless there’s something wrong. “Why do you look like you saw a ghost?” Only a shrug is given and Suriel keeps his eyes on the screen. “Are you afraid of horror movies?” Again no sound comes and Suriel only clutches on the pillow on his lap. There was something wrong with this guy and it made Luhan frown in concern. “Why do you look like you’re about to melt. Don’t melt on me—Ohhhh” A gasp parts his lips and amusement flashes in his doe eyes at the realization of what’s going on, then a chuckle interrupts. “Are you having dirty thoughts perhaps?” The glare he receives was supposed to brush the thought from his mind but it only confirms his assumption. “There’s no way i’m giving a helping hand. You’re on my banned list, bird. but i can be nice and send you a picture to help you” A pillow flies to land on Luhan’s face and he doesn’t bother to avoid it, instead he just lays back on the couch and laughs more. •Trois A drunk luhan is just the same Luhan with a bit–well, a lot of boost to his edgy personality. Too affectionate, too annoying, too bold, too sensitive , too talkative and tonight the booze is making him whiny. There’s nothing he hates more than being alone when he’s sober and the alcohol he just chugged is just making him hate the silence around him even more (if possible) so he won’t be able to sit without a company. Incoming ↩ (from : beautiful nightmare) 03: 45 am •i’m not going out i’m too busy doing nothing. •good night vampire. Sent ↪ (to : beautiful nightmare) 03:47 am •Liarrrr you don’t sleep now you never sleep04:00 am •Answer meeee :((( •Asshole •Ugly bird •I mean etty •Pretty fuck •not pretty fuck just pretty uhh •Sweetheart 04:05 am •SURIEEEEELLLLLLLL •RIELLLLLL •IELLLLL •ELLLL •LLL •T.T •🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥04:10 am •WAKEEE UP •I WILL COME AND CLIMB ON YOUR WINDOW AND SCARE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP •NO I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE • stop being boring and let’s go out :( What would be teasing enough to make Suriel answer him? A sudden giggle leaves his lips at the thought of sending him a nude, but then a pop sound comes from his phone. It saved him Incoming ↩ (beautiful nightmare) 04:16 am •Why the hell would you come to my house?? Creep. •Fine let’s go out. I can’t sleep anyway •Only if you’re buying me ice cream and a berry smoothie. •Quatre Luhan puffs his cheeks blowing the air in front of him, after. It was supposed to reach Suriel’s face and distract him but it doesn’t. Throwing a last annoyed look at the male on the other side of the table, the vampire picked his hot beverage to take a sip instead. He pressed a palm to rest his chin against it, and shifted his gaze to the transparent façade to busy himself with looking at the pouring rain that was making the passing people slowly disappear. He knows that he complains about Suriel talking too much sometimes but it wasn’t that bad, in fact, it wasn’t bad at all. Luhan is talkative by nature and he always needs to ramble so he liked that they can release all this energy on each other. He glanced at the male again, he was still busy looking at his phone screen just like the past fifteen minutes and he was getting bored. He poked his leg under the table with a pout but all he got is a whine sound. Suddenly an idea crossed his mind and he had to grin to himself at the mischief of it and at imagining Suriel’s face after he does that thing. Sending him an annoying picture will do it, not any picture… a nude. He had to bite his lower lip to muffle the chuckle that threatened to slip from his mouth as he picked his phone and sent the text. They were in a public place and Suriel can’t do anything about it so that just encouraged him. It didn’t take a long before the ice phoenix gaze were directed to Luhan again to look at him with a dropped jaw. It was a mixture between anger and shock and he found it amusing that he didn’t feel bad about it. The gaze was reciprocated with an innocent puppy eyes look that didn’t seem to be apologetical at all.“Do you want a strawberry cake? I heard they make delicious ones here”

#icemiracle #beautiful nightmare #;r 《verse;;o2》#/that took a cute way i wasn't expecting but it happened lol

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