#it is 6am WHAT am i doing

[sleepy-crypt1d]

people dont write wheatley mean enough, ive decided. like, he's an asshole. that's a huge part of his character. YES he is also pathetic and a fucking loser who i could drop kick.

that's why he's an asshole.

he's mean and self-centered and uncaring because that is how he has always been treated.

he frequently calls you brain dead, he throws out the idea of turning you in to GLaDOS' so he can live, he spends a full minute insulting children and calling manual laborers stupid - because that's how he's been treated. he was made to be stupid, he was abandoned by his creators because they didn't care, and then he's insulted time and time again by being called a moron when, if you actually look at the game from his perspective, he's the one who's did all the work!!

he has been kicked, insulted, almost killed and ignored his entire life no SHIT he's more than happy to turn those exact same actions onto other people without any sort of care for their feelings. no one's ever cared for his?? so why should he??

people either have him as a stammering uwu little baby who's either completely helpless or a creep or they make him super over confident when he's neither. yes, he stutters and yes there are times he's embarrassed but that's because he overthinks and has a hard time putting things into words. he is fucking terrifying, yes, but it's not because he's confident. it's because he's willing to do anything just to prove he can.

wheatley is so mischaracterized it hurts and it makes me so upset. this game has been out for ten years and i need my guy to be seen as the actual nuanced character he is.

#the ball deserves better #portal #portal 2 #portal wheatley #i love him!!! favorite character <33333 #maybe it's just because im currently doing a portal rewrite so i have to listen to all his dialogue and write it out and such but #damn most people just DONT get him #i do tho <3333 #he literally cries during his boss fight yelling 'this is the best thing that's ever happened to me! and you dont even care!' and no one- #-thought about it apparently #LISTEN TO HIS ISOLATED BOSS FIGHT LINES RN!!! GO!! GET!! #he has been hurt so fucking much - ALL he tries to do is help people and none of them can do that back. you cant even fucking catch him #HE SAVED YOUR LIFE and you dont even have the decency to catch him #OF COURSE HE BECOMES THE VILLAIN??? OF COURSE HE SAYS HE DEPISES YOU?? MAKE HIM MEAN HE DESERVES IT #let him be angry!!! STOP making him just this cute little guy >w< LET WHEATLEY KILL #it is 6am WHAT am i doing #will prob also make a post about how hes literally smarter than GLaDOS - he's not a moron guys trust me #he's dumb but he's not stupid #okay fuck ive ranted long enough back to my fic lol

[st4rfckerz]

i still think about this very often.

mdni 18+

"shut up and get on your knees." anakin sneers through his teeth as he unbuckles his belt. anakin was at the breaking point. you've been acting out all day and nothing seemed to calm your mood. he tried his hardest to be patient with you and your little attitude, but you just wouldn't stop.

"ani 'suncomfortable." you pout, wriggling around on your bright pink vibrator. you look up at anakin with big doe eyes, slightly confused as to what he was making you do. his dark eyes were much darker than usual and his face had hardened to a stern expression. the sound of his belt being loosened accentuates the tension in the room, sending a shiver down your spine. looking up at Anakin, you notice the distinct bulge growing in his pants, his arousal clearly evident. the thought of what he has in store for you sends a thrill through your body, your pulse quickening.

"i don't care, sit still." anakin lets his pants fall to the floor, his hardened length is revealed, straining against the fabric of his boxer briefs. the sight of him intensifies the throbbing ache between your legs, the anticipation reaching a fever pitch. anakin brings a hand down and holds it in front of your mouth.

"spit." a fat glob of saliva slips from your lips and lands right onto the palm of his hand. anakin's fingers brush against his length, coated in the slickness of your saliva. his touch is firm and deliberate, his grip tight as he begins to stroke himself, his gaze locked onto yours. you watch with trepidation as anakin strokes his cock a few more times before firmly telling you to 'open'.

you part your lips, making way for his throbbing cock. a quiet gasp escapes from your lips as his tip glides past your parted lips, the smooth, velvety texture of his shaft brushing against your tongue. your eyes lock with his, an intensity passing between you as you take him deeper into your mouth. he always felt so heavy, making your mouth feel so full.

without any preparation, anakin thrusts harshly into your throat, making you gag slightly around him.

"breathe baby." anakin reminds you. his fingers entangle themselves in your hair as he tightens his hold to draw your head closer to his pelvis. your eyes have become so watery that you don't even notice anakin grabbing the little remote for the toy you forgot was underneath you.

with a quick flick of his thumb, the device sprang to life, sending a powerful pulse of vibration through your body. the sudden sensation caught you off guard, your eyes widening and a low moan lodging itself in your throat. the vibrations hummed against your most sensitive areas, electrifying your senses and intensifying the pleasure that already coursed through your veins. anakin watched with dark, lustful eyes as your body instinctively reacted to the newfound stimulation. you struggled to keep up with the conflicting sensations, your moans muffled around his slick, saliva covered cock.

"your pretty mouth feels so good angel," anakin spoke, his voice laced with admiration. "takin' my cock like a champ." he continued to thrust into your mouth, matching the increasing intensity of the little toy nestled between your legs. your senses were ablaze, every nerve tingling as your arousal intensified. you could feel your muscles tighten involuntarily, a delicious ache building within you. even though your little whimpers are stifled by anakin's cock abusing your throat, he could still tell when you've reached that point.

"close?" anakin smiles wickedly. you nod quickly around his cock. your eyes were filled with fat tears and a small string of drool falls from the side of your mouth. "you can cum." he breathes out, tilting his head back with pleasure. your orgasm crashes over you more intense than ever. a filthy moan rumbles in your throat, causing vibrations to erupt around his length.

"hold on," he managed to croak out between heavy breaths. "just a little bit more." the vibrator continued unabated, sending more waves of pleasure coursing through your body once more. you couldn't help but moan and gag around him, unable to escape the intensity of the sensations bombarding your senses. anakin's thrusts became faster and harder, taking advantage of your compromised state.

the little toy beneath you quickly pulls another orgasm from you, making you soak through your panties. with a final powerful thrust, his hot, stringy cum shot from the tip of his cock and coated your throat, filling your mouth to capacity. his grip on your hair tightened, holding you steady as he emptied himself completely. he reached for the remote control lying beside him and turned off the vibrator, ending the assault on your sensitive nerves. when he finally pulled away, his cock slowly sliding out of your mouth, a mixture of saliva and anakin's seed trailed down your chin and neck.

anakin released his hold on your head suddenly, leaving you momentarily disoriented. before you could react properly, he placed his index finger over your nose and pinched it lightly, blocking any air from entering your nostrils.

"ah ah swallow it and you can breathe." he commanded sternly. once satisfied that all of his cum was gone, anakin removed his finger from your nose, allowing you to breathe again. you coughed and gagged as you tried to regain composure, feeling the warmth of his cum trickling down your throat.

"atta girl," he coos, patting your cheek softly. "that wasn't so bad was it?"

#it's too early for me to be this horned up what am i doing #ignore how i forgot the whole “hands tied” part its 6am ok #anakin skywalker #anakin x reader #anakin skywalker x reader #anakin #hayden christensen #hayden christensen x reader #st4rfckerz

[corrodedhawkins]

I have some thoughts

Perv!Eddie attending every single one of your cheer practices so he can watch your tits bounce. He can almost see up your skirt when you’re on top of the pyramid. He’s probably sat in every imaginable spot on the bleachers trying to find the perfect angle.

Perv!Eddie making you watch horror movies, knowing you’re going to get scared and burrow your head into his chest, tits pressing up against his side when you fall for the jump scares.

Perv!Eddie writing songs about every single sexual thing you’ve done together, making poor Gareth blush during band practice.

Perv!Eddie dragging you to a haunted house with him, knowing you’re easily scared and will undoubtedly be hanging onto him for protection. Your hands are fisted in the fabric of his shirt as he shuffles you through the hallways, arm around your hips, a little too close to your ass.

Perv!Eddie taking you to the pool every week during the summer, even though he can’t even swim, so he can watch you emerge from the water dripping wet.

Perv!Eddie having a collection of your panties under his bed. Every single time he makes you cum, he takes the pair you’re wearing as a trophy for his good work.

#it is 6am what am I doing? #eddie munson #eddie munson smut #perv!eddie #perv!eddie munson

[nabhx]

Imagine being sentenced to death all because you failed to amuse a chicken and her batshit owner translates her chicken noises to "Your bloodline ends with you."

Anyway, I started RTTE? Several years late? I like it though

#shoutout to my grandma!! #who took 1 one look at tuff and said #''hij is niet moeders mooiste'' #do with that what you will #started this drawing while sick #finished this drawing while sick #i would like to get better now pls #nearly ruined my uhh #1 drawing a month thingy #nab draws!! #race to the edge #dragons race to the edge #httyd rtte #httyd fanart #httyd tuffnut #tuffnut thorston #is that enough tags? #it is 6am i am TIRED #and confused

[seokmattchuus]

When Matthew tells you he's been a bit stressed with debut preparations, you help him get his mind off of things. With some handcuffs and a torturous, never-ending hand job.

#you know what. maybe i am delulu but the more i listen to this the more i think it sounds like him. oh whale #caption kinda sucks but you get the gist. the one i had before was even worse because brain no worky #it's also almost 6am and i just worked a wink shy of 12 hours so who knows if i'm even in the right headspace to even be editing and postin #i just kinda remembered that it's been a minute since i proposed it and i'm in a fuck-it-we-ball kinda mood #if it's a flop kindly let me know and i will delete in the morning i.e. when i wake up #whenever that'll be #i'm like 82% percent sure it's a flop though #so don't be afraid to tell me if it sucks bc trust me i already know #ayo have i ever rambled this much in my smut post tags? i think i've finally lost it #in my flop era for sure because what is this. what am i doing. why am i the way that i am #def going to bed now #pls don't hate this as much as i think y'all are going to #zb1 smut #zerobaseone smut #seok matthew smut #kpop smut

[rongzhi]

The Art of War

English added by me :)

#douyin #video #tiktok #酱油白米饭 #i am trying to edit a livestream in my free time today even tho i was gonna do other douyins first #you know. for variety #for the blog. or whatev they say #but they livestreamed for the first time last night and i just so happened to catch it!!! and then i went to bed at 6am LOL. #it was cute tho. ive never really watched livestreams that much before #i think i'll clip a few highlights and then put the whole (incomplete) unsubtitled video on youtube idk #i'll sub the clips is what i mean #good thing i basically have insomnia in the summer anyway i guess #(i say - as if my sleep schedule is more normal any other time of the year) #the hyperfixation is closing in on me tho AHH AHAH #[scream] #big takeaway is that none of them are trained in anything but self taught parkour. and i think jiang is the oldest? #and was in the military at one point and is the one who taught xiao bai parkour? i'll have to review #fan luda doesn't show his face apparently bc he has low self esteem

[rexscanonwife]

Ougghh...I wanted to draw today but I'm too exhausted 😭😭 Yall should suggest....ppg stuff to draw tomorrow....👉👈

#jane journals #self insert talk #turns out. waking up at 5am and then working a big rush for 4 hours straight w no breakfadt #then taking a hour and a half bus ride home takes a toll on u 😂😂 #im not salty (not too much anyway) but woof am i beat! and i gotta do it again tomorrow #i can wake up at 6am instead of 5 tho yaaaay 🥲 #but maybe ill be able to at least take a nap after work!! #then i get two days off 😊😊😊 #that's plenty of time to draw and stuff and HOUGH WHAT A TIME ITS BEEN LATELY HUH #lotta....new crushes

[genderandanger]

The ship between baki n hanayama (dk the name) is wild cus imagine uhh cuddling w ur bf and casually finding ur DADs face tottooed on his back since ur father is the epitome of masculinity and anything masculine/badass/raaah steak and fishing ect has to have his face on it... including ur bf family history

#this very interesting thing I heard this one time about how armor in fantasy setting #Are made to look beefy and muscly cus thats what the epitome of masculinity is in modern time #As opposed to older time where the epitome of masculinity was how big ur private part was #So historically accurate armor would have a big dick like MADE into it #So if the world of baki had hanma yujiro as that #Then imagine what could that mean? #Baki hanma #Hanma baki #Baki the grappler #Hanma yujiro #hanayama kaoru #baki son of ogre #baki dou #btg #This us very poorly worded u have to forguve me its 6am #Its 6 AM PERIOD DDNT ALLOW ME TO SLEEP UNLESS I SENT THIS JUST TAKE ITTTT #How to tag baki am I allowed to tag every single series when doing so?? #Also can we name the ship blade flower #Its the ship name in the Japanese fandom and I wanna have it here too :(( #Baki x hanayama

[osoreruna]

doctor's appt in an hour, then i'm heading to my mother's — and then i think i got most of those asks / starters written up yesterday so i'll start sending / posting those !! i'll be on discord until then ♥

#𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 + [ OOC ] #i was woken up at 6am today #by my work phone ringing ! on my day off ! #i am being formally written up for my 'attendance'...which #*fair*...i do just kinda show up whenever i want #but last i checked as long as the work gets done and *on time* they didn't have a problem with it. #especially considering it's been EIGHT FUCKING YEARS — #LMAO oh well. all good things must come to an end. #imma go shower and then maybe i'll have some time left to do a little bit of something around here. #y'all take care of yourselves today — #sorry about the wait on the interaction call #i have to do them all at once or else i'll forget where i stopped / what i sent to who and it just becomes a BIG MESS !! #tbd

[taikanyohou]

god i have neverrrr everrrr everrrr been a morning workout kinda person i usually always workout after work around 5pm-ish, but since its october now and the days will start to get shorter and SAD will no doubt set in this year i wanna try switching things up for the first time and see what it does for my mood and body and brain if i workout in the mornings before work at 6am before or after i pray fajr salah instead.

#SAD wasnt /as bad/ last year but i wanna try some things out ... lifestyle changes ... shifting a few things around in my day to day routine #just to see if it does anything. bc after i workout i am always always in such a good mood so idk. i wanna see if thatd work in the mornings #before work. bc after work i used to think id be too tired to workout but i never was. its always a smash. so yeah. #and people are always like ohhh mornings are the best time to workout and whilst i dont believe that theres ever really 'a good time #to workout' (bc ANY time is a good time to! in ramadhan sometimes whilst i wait for suhoor i workout at 2am!) #i just wanna see what it does for me if i DO workout at 6am-ish. it'll be HARD at first bc i'll feel sluggish. #but idk i think i'm quite self-motivated and self-disciplined so it shouldnt take too long for it to become a habit. hopefully. iA. #and generally i am a morning person i LOVE mornings (but never tried working out during them) so yeah. i get up 6am everyday anyway. #and pray my fajr and then have my coffee and just sit with myself for an hour before i get ready to go work. so yeah. i dont meditate. #but fajr for me is my silent quiet introspection time. its so nice and peaceful to just sit and pray and think and practice gratitude. #so yeah i wanna mix working out in with it now too. #ANYWAY. all this to say that its never too late to change things up in life! freshen your routine up! #faiza talks

[confetti-critter]

I'm mad at myself that I didnt end up telling the person looking at my ear about my concerns about taking too many pain pills, and didn't ask questions about anything really. That always happens, I never feel 100% satisfied when I visit someplace medical. Theres always a huge chunk of Care missing. They rush and I feel like a bother.

I hate to say it but if I didn't have my mum with me I'd be useless. I wouldn't have even gone because there would be too many unknown factors in the situation. Shoulda taken her with me while getting looked at, but theres shame involved with almost being 30 and not being able to advocate for myself.

#i was in the car asking my mum a million questions: what was the pill they gave me? should i stop using the ear drops i was using? #just like on the car ride there: what happens when I get there? do i take a number then wait? #and just like how i asked questions there: is it ok to stand here? booth 4 is open do i go there? am i up next? #there was nothing telling me how things are supposed to go. a woman that was waiting (presumably a long time) was nice of her to tell me to #go to booth 3 when it opened. but how was i supposed to know #? #ugh! do you see why i hate going to the doctors? #anyway. its 6am im just waiting for the pain pills to kick in again #like clockwork it wakes me up around 1am then around 5am #maybe i can ask the pharmacy about slow release stuff? #anyway still taking a shit tonne of ibuprofen on an empty stomach while lying down #and then of course i feel overwhelmed and cant stand the thought of going to work the next day #why does dealing with anything human stress me out so much #?? #sigh.... #personable

[secretsstash]

🍓🥞

#am i simmering strawberries with a little sugar to put on my fluffy pancakes at 6am on a Sunday? #yes #yes i am #do i have a little store-bought strawberry jam in my fridge #yes i do #so what? #i've been awake since 4am #.txt

[chenziee]

Somebody pay me a full salary to just sleep, write fics, play games, play with my cat, vacation, and sleep

#yes i said sleep twice i am very tired thank you #i wanna sleep for a month but i CAN'T #gotta be a tiny gear in the money making machine #i have a 6am shift tomorrow i might actually die #at least i am down to one burning deadline instead of like five #this weekend was insane rip #i even blew a check in for the first time ever because my brain failed to compute the date and time correctly #so i thougth i had till sunday when it was supposed to be saturday #i'm almost caught up on this last burning project tho i just need to read one last bit and then i can get to figuring out what to do with i #katie thinks she's relevant #every time i type this tag up i think to myslef 'i should make a new ramble tag this one screams depression wow' #what can i say i made it at my lowest ahaha #but i can't thnk if anything funny to use instead avaserbv #plus what if people have the tag muted :( i don't want to mess anyone's dash up by suddenly changing it :/ #okay i'll shut up now and go to sleep i'm sleep deprivation rambling

[synthshenanigans]

I am so normal about this upload yea I'm perfectly fine rn yep

#chonny jash #now i gotta stay up till 6am for uploads gah #anyway about the video: #1. songs like this always make me sad but i mean at least its upbeat? #2. WHA BROS DANCING AND ROCKIN THE FITS WHAT #this dude can pull off multiple outfits & hair styles and i cant even do ONE what tf #Discovering my Gender with Chonny Jash #i am so worried he was gonna fall off the chair tho #3. i thought it was just me or the last vid but his accent is more obvious in these which is cool #cos he's not playing a character he's himself #3. uhhhh suck my balls #4. these songs make me feel bad but also like CJ I've been here for about 9 months and love even the shit like the mario album #im stuck here for AWHILE and im gonna like the music no matter what not even I can make myself leave #im trapped hel p #i still feel bad tho #is that a parasocial thing? i hope not #im too much of a baby lol #okay moss is shutting up now #KJ don't know how to shut his damn mouth

[mocha-aya]

It’s 6 am but idk I have a lot of thoughts. Cheating is such a funny thing to me. Mostly because how weak minded do you have to be in order to betray someone’s trust like that? Over what a girl with a fat ass or the next pretty little thing you see? That type of weak mentality is something I’d never want around me yk? Like all the poor people who’ve been cheated on because of their pathetic excuse of a partner is insane. Idk even know if this is making any sense I’m sleep deprived and filled with thoughts lmao. Point is I could do like an essay on the topic and ramble all day about it imma shut up now tho and go sleep

#ayarambles #6am #why am i still up #what am i doing #sleep deprived thoughts #night night