#it doesn't count

[uselessgayshit]

whatever CR episode it was that Yasha was being challenged by the Stormlord, i made the claim that Yasha only uses healing hands on Beau and so i just want to remark that i am in my C2 rewatch, episode 25 and it is the first time she has used it on Beau and I noted that

#randomrants #critical role #we all know ashley was just having a hard time #and frustrated and not knowing what to do #but i'm making it character beat #the mighty nein #yasha nydoorin #beauregard lionett #yasha x beau #beauyasha #and i do believe that any time healing hands was used #and ashley wasn't playing yasha #it doesn't count #i mean it counts for the game #but it does not factor into my gay theory

[faithdeans]

i thought you were ace?

is this about me wanting to see jensen ackles' hole?

#it doesn't count #mdni

[dr-dendritic-trees]

Instagram is at it again and is now recommending me direct-to-consumer whole-genome sequencing... complete with unboxing video.

And I'm not going to lie, I do not like that.

#i do not trust these companies #i understand people are excited for access to this data #but i don't think its true access without medical support #i literally do not #it doesn't count #i get that many people's access to real genetic counselling is limited #i just don't think this is a real fix #i think its an evil ploy that looks like one

[lorereadsclassics7]

me, looking at the length of the update entry: Mr Stoker this is a personal attack at my attention span

#dracula daily #dracula #bram stokers dracula #help #I get distracted by a bird flying past my window #what do you mean 10.5 pages worth of text #ignoring the fact that I read a 80k fic yesterday #that's different #it doesn't count

[darcyfangirlsfrequently]

Can't wait for February 19th, Garvez's three year canon-iversary 😌

#I'm ignoring CME #It doesn't count #It's not real canon #It's a reboot #It's a different show #Garvez #Penelope Garcia #Luke Alvez #Criminal Minds

[whatshappeningheree]

I never got why when a woman gets cheated on they get so frustrated at the other woman/mistress like it's YOUR partner who's cheating beat hIS ass

Damn get your priorities straight

#it doesn't count #if you already knew the other woman

[ofprincessesandqueens]

claireofluxembourg ha dicho: LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK

FIFA made me, an spanish woman, root for france. I hate everything

#claireofluxembourg #i always said this wc doesn't count #and indeed #it doesn't count

[palestinalibre]

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#why does social media make me so anxious #not this one lol #it doesn't count

[baronessblixen]

I was tagged by @redteekal @freckleslikestars and @ellivia to share my top on repeat songs. I used Spotify and Spotify stats cause the on repeat playlist is really not up to date 😅

I don't know who has been tagged yet and I'm a few days late! Please consider yourself tagged if you see this ❤

#personal #thank you for the tag! #the on repeat playlist updates like once a week? #it doesn't count #i had a shared playlist while on vacation #so the stats are more what's actually happening #i love music omg

[neutral-towards-mindmaps]

can't stop thinking about tamsyn muir's choice to present her deep, morally and politically complex science fantasy world with a central web of magic, secrets and lies reaching back ten thousand years through the eyes of three characters who:

1. tune out and start thinking about hot women whenever the magic system or worldbuilding are being explained

2. experience hallucinations on a daily basis, have brain damage and are being deceived and misled by their peers, authority figures, themselves and God

3. don't know who they are, have spent their entire life in one place and are, on all levels but physical, six months old

#she said: you will have concrete information when i say you can have concrete information #and then every new bit of information you do get fundamentally changes some earlier element of the story #like. rereading these books the first time doesn't even count as rereading imo #it's just an entirely new experience #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth

[gyusgal]

txt needs a cb it's been 7mo do it like that doesn't count

#if i can't buy a new album whenever i get my groceries as a treat at target #it doesn't count #post

[piedpisces]

all these updates tumblr is making and there still isn't a cute pink theme for desktop or mobile, what the fuck?!

#yes i know about the pride one #it doesn't count

[srijellyfishtempura]

#pikmin #pikmin 2 #pikmin 3 #pikmin 4 #red pikmin #hey! pikmin isn't getting tagged because it doesn't count #i fucking hate hey! pikmin

[thatonefatgumsimp]

ok so I was bored today and I decided to just let my brain run wild and I thought of a cuss substitute today (BC I haven't decided whether or not to cuss on this blog yet, but I already cuss too much IRL so I'm trying to break that habit of cussing too much...anyways)

So I thought of this on the way to the store:

"What in the triple decker big mac stack with a side of pepper jack and a heart attack on a bag of crackerjack?"

Feel free to add more rhymes, I wanna know how far this can go

(My favorite cuss substitute to date though is definitely "what in the frik frak tic tac snick snack?")

#shitposting #random shitpost #...the word shitpost doesn't count- #IT DOESN'T COUNT #ok have a lovely day ily #oh yeah stay hydrated bc today's a hot one #...at least it is here #not like death levels of hot #but melt your buttercream frosting while you're decorating a cake hot #it's 88°F #which again isn't THAT hot but it's still kinda hot

[thehollowprince]

... and why?

Edit: It's my own fault for not clarifying, but the reason Post Earth is in quotation marks doesn't denote the future, but a scifi setting where humanity from Earth branches outward.

#i'm curious as to what people's preference is #and star wars doesn't count because that's fantasy #star trek #mass effect #dune #alien #avatar #babylon 5 #battlestar galactica #stargate #foundation #the expanse

[temeyes]

won't be home for a few days! please look after this big guy for me!

#also pls make sure his meals are varied (no- diff kinds of burger doesn't count!!!) #yes you may bring gaz price and soap for play dates to keep him entertained #my art #2024 #call of duty #call of duty: modern warfare #call of duty: modern warfare ii #call of duty: modern warfare iii #cod #cod mw #cod mwii #cod mwiii #mw #mw2 #mw3 #modern warfare #ghost cod #simon ghost riley #simon riley #art #fanart #digital art #digital drawing #sketch #doodle #video games