#is that not just a plain cereal?

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

no okay i found 3-14 and??? did Howdy just sell fucking SOAP to Sally and tell her it's instant mashed potatoes??? oh my god someone stop him lmfao

#('why does this have a speculation tag' Speculating Is In My Tags For Now Thank You) #(i want to easily find this later i think) #im never gonna be over this #that MOTHERFUCKER AHAHA #plain evil. everybodys all like 'oh wallys secretly evil home is secretly evil' #HOWDY IS RIGHT THERE!!! TRICKING HIS NEIGHBORS INTO EATING SOAP!!! HES THE REAL VILLAIN HERE #and then sally asking for a 'loaf of bouncy yellow bread' #and howdy muttering 'one sponge....' #and then her asking for that 'sunshine cereal' #and him saying 'woodchips and sawdust' #SIR???? ARE THEY OUT HERE EATING WOODCHIPS AND SPONGES AND SOAP??? #i mean they're puppets so maybe its entirely within the realm of possibility for them #BUT HUH??? #welcome home spoilers #homebogging #wh spoilers #wh speculation #(aaaaand here's the minor speculating) #id say that howdy is just giving his products weird non-food names for a personal naming system #but the soap.... is Soap. #and howdy Obviously knows he is Selling Her Soap To Eat #my next guess is that he just... somehow Knows that maybe none of their food is real food? #cause none of it rots right? and if theyre puppets on a show the food should all be props? #like using shaving cream for whipped cream commercials yk yk #okay i might be on to something here.... maybe #is howdy more aware than i thought he'd be....? #i should make an actual post about this cause damn. #as i kept adding tags my brain kept going 'wait a minute. Wait A Damn Minute' #but ive said i before and ill say it again - love howdy as a character. i would not be able to stand him as a person <3

[alsojnpie]

#though it still isn't back to normal i can finally use my hand again. healing is real and beautiful ❤️ #I'm not left handed i just drew it wrong. don't care but for some reason i wanted you to know #it's my left hand what got hit by a car #peeling a kiwi. btw. to put in my taro ball bowl. #it's like cereal except instead of cereal it's chewy taro balls and cut fruit. and grass jelly if you're lucky but i wasn't lucky today #also the milk is coconut milk and sweetened condensed milk mixed together but of course i added plain milk for tha calcium 😁

[milkweedman]

forcing myself to "eat protein" and "be responsible" after once again encountering a week long period of all my muscles hurt so bad and are so weak despite doing the same thing they always do assuming without checking that it was probably because im eating mostly coffee and plain untoasted bread in small quantities. and its not even a whey bread or 100% whole wheat, ive been trying to use up my bread flour/whole wheat blend (i dumped them in the bucket together, maybe on accident ? unclear) so its just that with whatever else i threw in. spent $6 on the only yogurt in the store that had at least 5 grams of protein per 1/4 cup, which is still very little, only to get home and finally google what the symptoms of protein deficiency are. they are not that. those are the symptoms of Who Fucking Knows, As Always

#i dont even like yogurt... #god the food situation is so bad #so it turns out i can do one of the following--but badly and it takes more than 100% of my energy and is miserable and untenable long term #and involves injuring myself to do it: school. work. taking care of stuff around the house. taking care of myself. #i can do ONE. #i also dont get to pick because obviously i have to work #so feeding myself (even like making a bowl of cereal or eating a granola bar) is so impossibly difficult that i can only really do it #at night when high and finally able to feel hunger #and even then its still incredibly difficult and i usually get as far as cutting a slice of bread and then giving up and eating it plain #most of the actual meals i eat are because my roommates are usually kind enough to make enough dinner for 3 #but i also have very weird and frequently changing dietary needs that i have not communicated 2 anyone so i cant necessarily actually eat i #have cooked some and made sandwiches a few times but its very clear i am borrowing from tomorrows spoons.... #i ran out of the ensure a bit ago and i will get more although none of the stores nearby sell it #but i absolutely cannot afford to live off it #have luckily found that if i just drink one in the morning it staves off the majority of the nonstop random nausea attacks #so a 12 pack would last a lot longer but then its like. so now i need to figure out the eating thing again #cant win etc etc #augh. anyway. complaining over #disordered eating #chronic illness

[theloveinc]

Bakugo gets mad at you for eating weird or crappy snacks, not bc he thinks it’s bad, but bc he’s bothered you didn’t ask him to make you something nicer

#bakugo #he’s practically OFFENDED #like ‘why the f are u eating plain cereal out of the box when I could make u a açaí bowl’ #some of us don’t have that kind of patience SIR #‘why are u eating chips with no dip we literally bought avocados yesterday I’ll make guac’ #he’s like just home from work when he says it too like WORRY ABT URSELF #you know all the snacks he makes himself take like an he to prepare #hr* #whole charcuterie boards #he’s so funny #meanwhile todoroki is fine with ur snacks and eats them too #and deku buys dip at the health market #shii posts

[somekindafairy]

people being horny for gale in bg3 is so baffling to me like...

i originally let him die at the portal then went 😮‍💨 ok fine and reloaded to save him and then literally spent the whole game mildly irritated that i didnt just let him die when i had the chance.

#i was a sorcerer and for a moment he was super bitchy about that and i thought he'd at least be fun to hate #but he didnt even keep that up #i mean sure i would have slept with him if the game let me properly sleep around but #occasionally a post will cross my dash where people are like...foaming at the mouth for him and i just do not get it #he is a bowl of plain cereal to me #he is a small pebble in my shoe

[holocene-sims]

3, 15, and 24 for Grant please + thank you!

thank you so much!! <3 (and apologies for getting to this so late - i started it and then remembered i had an exam due online at midnight)

3. what kinds of music do they like?

grant listens to a bit of everything depending on his mood but his favorite and most listened to genres are metal & classic emo. he was 1000000% listening to korn, green day, and my chemical romance on his walks home from school (and he's never stopped!)

15. are they a frivolous spender or a miser?

something in between, i'd say! his parents are very wealthy and grant himself is quite well off but his grandparents are extraordinarily frugal, so he's inherited a mix of habits. he doesn't go out of his way to spend a lot of money (he'll treat himself here and there) but when he does need or want to spend money, he doesn't think twice about if it's expensive or not. he's not too concerned with the price.

24. what are habits they've picked up from other people?

this isn't so much a "habit" but he has a weird (as in unique!!) combo accent because he's absorbed his grandparents' speech patterns. i wish i could accurately convey what he sounds like when i write his dialogue but it's something like a mix of the accents & speech qualities of this person + this person

and it's not really just the accent, it's the dialect as well. sometimes he uses the american words and spellings for things, and then not for others. like sure, apartment, but also footpath and 6:30 as "half 6"

BUT back to the o.g. question:

the money thing is one and not just in the context described above. there's also a WEIRD family trait where you basically are required to get into a heated argument every time about paying for meals or getting money in holiday cards, and grant is the same way. catch him guiltily trying to shove that 20 bucks in his christmas card back into YOUR wallet!

another one! it's very controversial (debate in the comments lmao) but he learned to put milk in BEFORE cereal from his sister elizabeth, who did it that way her whole life, and he does firmly believe it's the best way to do it.

#asks #hlcn: oc info #hlcn: story extras #hlcn: grant #my answer to the milk and cereal debate is this: i prefer eating dry cereal #no really #i never eat cereal but when i do i just eat it plain #mmmmmmmm dry cheerios

[finnlessshark]

trying to make what food i have left stretch until the 12th is too fuckin hard. most of it is listed as "diy" just because that's going to be tinned soup or spaghetti hoops on toast nights, and fuck knows what i'm going to do about lunch. plain buttered pasta?

#i've done a whole 11 day list of meals on the whiteboard and we need to stick to it #but idk what we'll do about lunch #plain pasta? we don't have the milk to make porridge or cereal #we only have £2 and some of that is going to go on carrots when i go out on Thursday #ugh #cost of living is making life so hard :( #if i absolutely have to i'll post my paypal and just hope for the best #neither of us can ask our parents for anything really #dad's living off retirement now and Tom's mum's on benefits so 🤷🏻 we'd rather not #can't ask my mum because she's an impulsive spender and her money's always gone the same day

[aberrantmind]

i haaate it when ppl are like. “i love this! /pos /gen” like do people usually say that in a insincere negative way.

#8lah #nothin against tone indicators when theres like genuine ambiguity #but this is just plain unhelpful. #the asbestos free cereal of tone indication.

[confetti-critter]

I'm getting excited thinking abt making that pasta salad again and having it for lunch tomorrow 🤭

#this and the fact that i LOVE plain chex cereal and have trouble sleeping if i know i get to open it up and have it for breakfast the next #day and the fact that getting to try a new dish soap is a day-maker its very....its all very...... #and the PURE ENJOYMENT i get from plain vanilla ice cream. like im not ashamed i just feel like it says a lot abt me #personable

[jusiri]

I love seeing posts where someone is basically just going "ew skim milk is gross, how can anyone drink it, it's so flavorless" and I mean they're correct but also that's the entire reason I get it

#i can't stand that much milk flavor in my cereal #and it's too thick #it's not refreshing enough for me #now if im just drinking the milk plain then hell yeah full fat milk #but if it's in something i just don't like it #when there's too much flavor in my food i can't handle it in a simple guy😭😭

[the-acid-pear]

Op proposed an hypothesis and this mf showed proof without even realizing

#luly talks #i know the screenshot doesn't do it justice but right below they were saying that hating these things makes you transmisogynist which like. #i mean i guess just like we have to let transmascs lie about dick size we have to let transfems say bullshit is misogynistic #gender affirming actions or whatever #i find bocchi myself really annoying btw lmao i just don't like seeing her plain pink ass even on my cereal #LIKE THAT'S THE FUCKING THING ITS NOT THAT DEEP GROW UP 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[peppermintpegis]

if you like crunchy cereal but yuou dont want to eat it dry try putting that shit in yogurt. maybe a little fruit too. i have only tried it with these cinnamon crunch cheerios i have but i imagine the possibilities are endless

#the cereal counteracts the sourness of the yogurt and it does just taste like if you made milk and cereal less soggy #must note this is just with plain yogurt. idk any of that Flavorings shit

[mostly-imagines]

Banished

jason todd x fem!reader

aka jason misses his girlfriend

warnings: extremely mild angst, he’s just mopey (he’s fine)

Jason sits slumped over the kitchen island, head lying in his crossed arms. His now soggy cereal disregarded after barely a few bites.

Dick’s been rummaging through the cabinets for the better part of twenty minutes and Tim sits atop of the nook table shoving donuts in his mouth for the better part of thirty.

Damian trudges past them to the nook bench, taking out a knife and beginning to whittle away at a block of wood.

He glances at Jason with a scowl. “If you’re going to be so miserable, can’t you do it in your own home?”

Jason just grunts.

He wishes. You and Bruce had conspired to trap him at the mansion for the week so he could heal from injuries sustained during the last mission without risk of him suiting up and sneaking away from you in the middle of the night.

It’s not even the fact that he’s basically being babysat that’s got him so disgruntled. He wouldn’t mind it at all if you were here too. But you were dead set that the manor was too far out of your way for work, so you’d stay behind. A lose-lose for Jason.

“He’s just mad his girlfriend kicked him out.” Dick teases, swiping through the fridge.

Tim snorts from the doorway, “Me too. He’s a lot more depressing on his own.”

Jason kept his head down as he blindly reached for the spoon in his cereal and chucked it at Tim’s head.

Tim catches it without thought, continuing, “A lot more irritable, at least. Why isn’t she here?”

“She’s gotta work.” Dick says, scanning through the pantry.

Damian peeps his head up from his project. “But Todd has a rather large supply of less than legally obtained money, does he not?”

“Yeah, but she said she wants to pay her own rent, I think.” Dicks hums, finally giving up on his quest for a snack.

Damian pauses.

“So she wants to live in a tiny apartment?” He asks, a mixture of confused and horrified.

“Watch your mouth.” Jason mumbles.

“It was a genuine question!” Damian protests, face screwed up.

Jason finally lifts his head up, turning to his little brother with a raised brows. “And I’m genuinely going to break your nose.”

It’s an empty threat, maybe. But it was enough to shut Damian up anyways. Jason turns back to his cereal and swishes the bowl around.

Dick rests his arms on the counter across from Jason and speaks lowly. “You know, it is just a few days. She’s coming back.”

“Yeah, whatever.” Jason was never one for showing his feelings—let alone talking about them.

He misses you, plain and simple. Dick could see that much clearly, though the longing looked unfamiliar on Jason.

Bruce lingers in the hallway, just past the island, listening.

He’ll admit (to himself) that he’s worried about Jason. It’s been three days and Jason has yet to show a crack in this demeanor. And while it’s not uncommon for him to stow himself away, there is something quite wrong with the way he hasn’t countered his brother’s jabs at him or teased them.

And while he could do without the blatant threats, he’s proud to hear his son defending his girlfriend, even over trivial things. It’s one of the few moments where he feels like he did right by him as a father.

And now here’s his son, caring about someone else more than he cares about himself. Someone who’s a good person, no less. It had been your idea to trick Jason into staying at the manor, you were scared that he would push his body past its limit when you couldn’t do anything to help.

Bruce knew you didn’t feel great about basically banishing him for the week but he could see that you just wanted what was best for Jason. He could see it so clearly. Maybe Bruce could never have been a perfect father, could never have given his son everything he needed despite having more money than he could ever use. Maybe he couldn’t help him, even now.

But you could.

Bruce peers around the corner, leaning up against the doorframe.

He watches Damian give up on carving at his block and start into the leg of the table.

He watches the bickering that broke out after Tim grab the last glazed donut, which was apparently the only thing Dick could possibly fathom eating.

And he watches Jason.

As Jason’s phone lights up on the counter next to him. He glances down at it with a frown before his face absolutely lights up.

He scrambles to pick the phone up and starts typing away. A quiet action that catches the attention of all of his brothers.

He types and types, waits for ten seconds for a response and types and types again—smile on his face.

The Waynes didn’t need to be the greatest detectives in the world to know who he was texting.

#jason todd loves his gf #jason todd x reader #jason todd imagine #jason todd fanfiction #jason todd fanfic #red hood x reader #red hood imagine #red hood fanfiction #red hood fanfic #dc imagine #dc x reader #dc fanfic #dc fanfiction #batfam x reader #batfam imagine #batfam fanfic #batfam fanfiction #jason todd x you #red hood x you #batfam x you #batfamily x reader #batfamily imagine #batfamily fanfic #batfamily fanfiction

[dokyeomini]

yogurt bowl breakfast sounds sooooooooo good pls elaborate

ok so this is my go to breakfast that i could eat for the rest of my life and it consists of plain lactose free yogurt (a specific brand no one does it like them), some crunchy cereal (optional), forest berry jam (tho i switch it up sometimes), maybe some nuts or seeds if i have them and done. fucking delicious

#the right yogurt makes all the difference to me #and it has to be plain or the texture is just wrong #also not greek yogurt tho that's fine sometimes #it should have either the cereal or nuts for the texture but i've managed without #the jam is also very specific ahnslj #thank u for allowing me to elaborate 💓 #this breakfast is very important to me #i haven't had it in a while tho :'( #i forgot cereal existed #fresh berries would also work but it's winter rn so #i've also made a berry compote from frozen berries but that's too much work in the morning

[clusterbungle]

Poundland provides with a tin of luncheon meat and a 5 pack of instant noodles (obviously only used 1 pack of noodles and about 1/4 of the luncheon meat here), plus I had a droopy spring onion in the fridge.

Lol this still isn't even close to the saddest meal I've eaten 😂

#the worst was probably back in uni #it's a toss up between the bland AF red lentil patties served with the barely acceptable end of a squishy cucumber #or that time i just ate dry cereal and and plain sliced bread directly from the box/bag for several days #how am I even still alive 😂 #cost of living crisis

[dirty-c0yot3]

therian tips! (food)

so, I CRAVE raw meat a lot even though I can't eat it :( BUT I have compiled a list of foods that beings with human bodies can't eat (or just prefer not to), but that most animals eat that I could translate to human foods :D

worms = gummy worms :3 if you want them to be slimy like real worms, you could put water or a thin layer of oil on them

little insects = raisins or chia seed pudding (thank you to @puddin-dear 😌)

bigger insects = you could prob eat plain chips, I think it would have the same crunch affect. or chippers! (chocolate covered potato chips)

carrion (dead animal flesh) = jerky

raw meat = meat sticks (I believe you can get them in beef or turkey) or raw pepperoni (you can get it small bags). suggested by @avocados019, salami :3, and commented by @horse-wisteria 😅 prosciutto (which I honestly forgot was a thing 😭) and multiple beings have said salmon and I keep forgetting about salmon 😭

mice = marshmallow mice (credits to @ink-man-sam )

kibble = cereal (I think most of you know that though) or for something softer- gnocchi! (Suggested by

treats = Scooby snacks!

Snacks:

Go-gurt (if you freeze them, they're really good!)

nut bars, such as Nutri grain or Kind (good protein/energy + tasty)

Chex mix

assorted nuts/trail mix

smoothies!

(i may be updating this a lot so keep in mind)

Have fun!

#caninekin #felinekin #aviankin #otherkin #otherkinity #alterhuman #therian #therianthropy #nonhuman #dog therian #dogkin #cat therian #catkin #bird therian #birdkin #therianthrope #therian things #batkin #bat therian #fox therian #foxkin #wolf therian #wolfkin #werewolf #coyote therian #coyotekin #canine #wolf #coyote #skunk