#invader zim oc : Varda

[harveyb-wabbit92]

Invader Zim scenarios: reactions to Hair cuts.

[Okay so like Zim and the tallest are under the impression that human hair is actually, super small antennas and freak out when they walking on you getting it cut or trimming your hair.]

Zim: 

Zim pulled himself away from his computer and he got up from his chair and stretched, his legs felt tingly and numb; protesting from having to stand up suddenly a few seconds of wiggling his legs fixed that, and the short Irken made his way to the elevator, he needed something to eat. When he got into the kitchen Zim saw Skoodge making a bowl of choco-poofs {Zim, Drena and Y/n did a little experimenting to see what earth foods were safe for Zim to eat.] the slightly taller Irken snatched the bowl before the stubbier Irken could even take a bite.

Skoodge frowned as he watched Zim eat and with a sigh made another bowl. "Say. *much* where's Dren?" Zim asked assuming his mate was out shopping or monitoring the Dib-stink's family, however what Skoodge told him made his blood run cold! "Hm, Oh she said she was getting her hair cut?" in a flash Zim had spat his cereal out covering Skoodge in in milk and bits, the stubby Irken moaned in disgust as Zim rushed out of the house. 

Zim followed the tracker he placed in her bag and found the salon Drena was currently sitting in Zim's pulse quickened as he saw that butcher woman bring a pair of blades close to his Drena's head, needless to say both the blond and her stylist nearly crapped themselves as the door bust open and this green skin kid stepped in shrieking. "GET THOSE WRETCHED BLADES AWAY FROM ZIM'S LOVE WORM!?" Drena nearly choked on her saliva as Zim started threateningly advancing on the stunned stylist, the blond jumped up from the chair excused herself for a moment dragging Zim into a far corner.

"What are you doing?" she hissed as the still agitated alien who kept trying to glare over her shoulder. "stopping that butcher from mutilating you." Zim huffed as Drena looked at him incredulously. "Butcher me? You mean my hair cut?"  the Irken shuddered in disgust. "How can you just let them cut off your antennas like that?!" the blond blinked. "Zim my hair isn't like your antennas." Now Zim was the one confused.

Drena tried to explain what hair was and what purpose it served. "It's like...Grass! Y'know grass?" the Irken nodded slowly. "And when grass gets to long, it's harder to keep under control so people cut it, but it always grows back." Zim seemed to understand as he shifted uncomfortably. "And doesn't hurt?" he pressed keep his eyes trained on Drena's face. "Nope!" She chirped.

The stylist coughed the blond looked over and saw pointing at her watch... right appointment. "You can watch if you want?" Zim reluctantly stayed and watched the Stylist get back to wok on Drena's hair his stomach churned as he watch the scissors snip away at he blond locks an hour later her waist length hair was now at her shoulder blades.

Drena looked pleased with the result while Zim was still mulling over the fact she willingly had pieces of herself cut off for cosmetic reasons. "What do you think?" Drena asked fidgeting with a strand Zim cautiously reached up to run his hand through her neatly cut mane. "It's nice..." he mutter a pink hue donning his cheeks, Drena payed the stylist and the two went home where Skoodge fainted when he saw Drena's hair cut! He thought hair was a another word for nails and freaked.

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The Tallest: 

Y/n stood nervously staring into the mirror a pair of scissors in one hand and her combed bangs in the other, while her audience consisting of her boyfriends younger siblings watched wide eyed from her bed. See this morning Y/n noticed her hair was getting a bit long/longer and decided she needed a trim. Well Red's sister Varda overheard her talking to herself and thought she misheard the liaison when she said "I need to cut my hair..." under her breath when the young Irken asked what Y/n meant?

The little Irken nearly had panic attack! which alerted Purple's brother Xarr who found Y/n trying to console the sobbing Irken child, who proceeded to tell the assassin what was up, needless to say you had a heck of a time explaining that your hair wasn't the same as their antennas, and that no one was forcing you, nor had you committed a crime against the Tallest! It was just for cosmetic reasons! like nail painting or wearing make-up.  

Of course now the two younglings wanted to see you cut your hair, And that's how you ended up this situation! Xarr and Varda just sat on your bed gawking a to you... 

Y/n carefully brought the scissors to her bangs as Varda and Xarr's antennas slowly stood up straighter in anticipation. When the door open and... "Y/n have you seen....WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Purple shrill voice broke the silence causing everyone to jump, Y/n gasped as the scissors were yanked from her hand by a frazzled Red, she looked over as saw Purple covering Varda and Xarr's eyes as the two protested. "What the krell were you about to do?!" Red demand causing Y/n to recoil from the harshness in his tone. "C-cutting my bangs?" the human squeaked as the two Irken rulers looked at her appalled.

While their siblings were talking over each other repeating what Y/n had told them earlier. "It's fine, it won't hurt!" both Purple and Red were at a loss... While Y/n gave them the same explanation she gave the kid, of course Red and Purple were a little more stubborn then their siblings, So Y/n resorted to showing them a photo of when she was a child with way longer/shorter hair then she has now both Tallest were speechless as they kept looking at the photo and back at you unsure. "And this doesn't hurt?" Purple inquired brow arched. "I promise it doesn't." Y/n affirmed as Red reluctant gave her back the scissors.

Y/n's audience grew to four as the Irken's nervously watched her comb out her hair and snipped away a few inches off her bangs trying not the look ill, 10 minutes/half hour Y/n was done and examining her handy work. "Okay everything looks good and even." Y/n turned to look at her observers. "Wha'cha think, good?" Xarr and Varda both complimented her, being young and eccentric, self-dismemberment was considered totally cool, so they had no problems with it. 

Red and Purple on the other hand, just smiled sheepishly and nodded, Oh boy... This is something they'll have to get used to, not two days later you introduced them to hair chalk and dyeing when you walked passed them sporting teal and pink streaks in your hair.

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

Tallest Red: after the Florpus. (I drew this inspired off the Batman who laughs.)

So after somehow miraculously escaping the Florpus, [though with severe facial and optical burns] Red goes insane, he assigns himself supreme overlord of the Multiverse, He’s destroyed the control brains and plugs his PAK into the main computer to make a few minor adjustments to all those on The Massive, After ordering a mass mandatory PAK update, turning all Irkens who participated in the update into mindless drones loyal only to him, of course there were some Irkens resistant to Red’s new code.

Purple, Xarr and The Announcer escaped and are all hiding on Earth of all places, and Tak who wasn’t on the Massive has joined up with the Resisty, Sizz Lorr was also free of Red’s control, But He thought he could reason with his crazed ruler and ....Well, Red had the Fry-lord’s Pak scrambled to the point where Sizz-Lorr is just a mindless drooling brute that can only say his name on repeat.

(Red keeps him around as his bodyguard.) and as for Varda? Well physically she didn’t survive long in the Florpus which may have been the trigger point for Red’s broken sanity, however her mental data in still intact laying dormant in her Pak. Which Red carries around with him; constantly coddling and talking to it. as if his sister were still with him, and Gods forbid if he catches anyone tampering with “Varda” Let’s just say a lot of dead Irkens have been found floating around in the dark vacuum of space.

Red’s goals are unclear, but his main desire is to destroy Zim and possibly reactivating the Florpus so he can go back in time and stop Zim from becoming an Invader, or possibly erase Zim from existence, but for now? He’s just content with going on a Galactic rampage for complete dominancy over the universe.... Well this universe anyways.

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

Duality of siblings: Shopping

Purple and Xarr

Xarr: Look this is the first time I’ve been off the Massive in a while, Could you please not make a scene?

Purple: A scene? A SCENE?! (knocking stuff over and climbing on things) IS THIS A SCENE A SCENE XARR, IS THIS A SCENE?! ANSWER ME LITTLE BROTHER! *points at Xarr* YES YOU OVER THERE!

Xarr: *turns bright pink and hides under his hood as people in the plaza stare at him.*

Red: Why do you torment the kid?

Purple: Torment? I’m not tormenting anyone, this is just a game between us! *Red cocks a brow doubtful* Later he’s gonna get me back for this, you’ll see.

[Red watches Xarr give Purple a jelly donut, filled with hot sauce, he shakes his head watching the shorter indigo eyed Irken laugh at his older brother whose running around teary eyed; trying to find something to drink.]

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Red and Varda:

Red: No.

Varda: But I haven’t said anything.

Red: Your gonna ask for that plush Squid thing, it’s not happening.

Varda: *pouts* No I wasn’t! (she stomps away.) 

Red: *looks at toy* ah, Tar... 

{He bought the squid.}

Purple: You are so weak.

Red: Shut-up. (He watches Varda hugging her new toy, smiles.)

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#Invader Zim #Invader zim incorrect quote #the almighty tallest #tallest red #tallest purple #invader zim oc: Xarr #invader zin oc: Varda #Xarr is Purple's younger brother they had the same genetic donors #and Varda is Red's little sister

[harveyb-wabbit92]

My Invader zim ocs: The almighty tallest’s younger siblings Xarr and Varda.

Xarr is purple’s brother and Varda is Red’s sister.

While under Purple’s orders Xarr is on a covert mission dealing with some annoying “loose ends that may cause some problems for the Empire. Should note the poncho Xarr is wearing was gift from his brother for graduating from the academy early. It’s gotten worn and torn because he hardly takes it off!

Purple has offered time and time again to have it fixed or getting Xarr a new poncho, but the younger Irken is insistent that he's fine with the one he has...Plus he thinks it looks cool. 

While Varda is in her room admiring the new toy her brother got her, Though he doesn’t show it publicly Red loves to spoil his little sister and gets her a lot of sweets and toys from different planets, even though she tells him he doesn’t have to, she just wants to spend time with him as she’s pretty lonely. 

Her former friends and coworkers became nasty when they noticed Tallest Red affectionate attitude towards her, but when it came out that Varda was Red's sister they all avoid her like a disease; out of fear of being found out and punished for their past mistreatment of Varda.

#my art #Invader Zim #invader zim oc : Varda #invader zim oc: Xarr #drawings #irken oc #irken elite #tallest red #tallest purple #invader zim fanart

[harveyb-wabbit92]

Photo 1. Red walking down a hall with his little sister Varda sprinting trying to keep up with him. 

Photo 2. Xarr hanging out when his big brother Purple offers him a donut.

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Tallest Red is walking back to the control center when he hears someone fighting in one of the halls, he goes to investigate and finds his little sister Varda knocked to the floor crying, with one of her antennas painfully pulled and dislocated, as a smug medic starts to walk away, unfortunately the unknown Irken is about to find out he’s messed with the wrong nurse! 

#Invader Zim #invader zim oc : Varda #invader zim tallest #tallest red #my art #invader zim fanart

[harveyb-wabbit92]

Invader Zim OC the Tallest siblings Xarr & Varda

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Name: Xarr

Age: 17

Eye color: Indigo

Height: [5'2 -past] 6'2-present

Sibling(s): Purple-Older brother

Occupation: Elite Assassin, Tallest Purple's personal guard, Tallest Regent.

Interesting fact: His left antenna was sliced off during a mission and wears a prosthetic one.

Bio: Xarr was hatched five-years after purple neither realizing the other existed until Xarr entered the elite academy for his assassin training, when he was being registered the computer kept saying error and that his DNA profile was already on record, but under a different name, they got in contact with Purple and from there the rest is history, the brothers met and almost immediately felt a bond form and they've been inseparable ever since, and after Purple was made Tallest the first thing he did was elect his brother to be his personal guard.

From an outsiders perspective it looks like Purple enjoys tormenting his brother. often pulling pranks and embarrassing the younger Irken, however for those who actually know the brothers personally. knows it’s actually a long running prank war between them, Purple would pull something off and Xarr would retaliate it was all in good fun, but if someone were to try to harm Purple... Well, they won't be around for long, not if Xarr can help it! And if someone (by some miracle) were to somehow hurt Xarr... well good luck hiding or getting off the Massive in one piece.

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Name: Varda

Age: 11-13 years old

Height: [3'0-past] 5'6-present and still growing.

eye color: Cinnabar

Sibling(s): Tallest Red-older brother.

Occupation: Medical drone (formerly) Red's personal assistant, Tallest Regent.

Interesting fact: Red misses when Varda was short and tiny, cos he liked carrying her around everywhere.

Bio: Varda was very nervous medical drone in training, when she met her brother, see usually when a Irken is assigned to their career it's mandatory to have their accounts up and in order. [Banking, Medical, Military etc. etc.} Varda was kept putting it off, until her mentor threatened to have her resigned to Foodcourtia Medical center if she didn't get her act together! So the little Irken brave the streets and went to the registration office and they found out her DNA kept coming up as registered to Tallest Red.

Immediately Varda was hauled away and put into a jail being yelled at and accused of being a thief! So imagin Tallest Red's reaction when he was called the prison district to resolve an identity issue and is immediately met by a tiny cinnabar-eyed Irken, who looked barely out of the hatchery and smelled exactly like him, Being threatened by a prison guard...

Oh boy! was Red pissed, the eff, off! He ordered them to release his sister or he'd have every single one of the Prison staff resigned to planet Detria as trash-collectors! Needless to say the warden nearly shat themselves as they called off the interrogation.

Later Red found out Varda was mistreated by her co-workers in the Medical district, (they were jealous that The Tallest only ever visited the Pavilion to see Varda.) He had her reassigned to his personal assistant, not that he needs one... He just uses the title as an excuse to keep his sister safely nearby.

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[There’s meeting going on Red is explaining the circumstances of one of the new planets that joined with the empire, Xarr is barely listening when he notices Red’s sister Varda staring intently in his direction. The assassin is bemused before he realizes the cinnabar eyed Irken is staring at his brother, Xarr looks next to him and nearly falls out of his chair. ]

Red: Corbia’s atmosphere is mainly methane based an- (Xarr raises his hand)

Xarr: Excuse me, My Tallest? I'd like to bring something to the court's attention.

[he removes "open eye" goggles from snoring, drooling Purple, Red’s eye twitches as he slams his fist on the table]

Purple: [waking up] Hmm? Huh? What?!

Red: Give those to your brother.

Purple: [crafty] All right.

[He hands Xarr the goggles, then dons a "half-open eyes" pair]

Red: And those.

Purple: [moaning] Oh.

#s: the simpsons #Invader Zim #Invader zim incorrect quote #the almighty tallest #tallest red #tallest purple #invader zim oc: Xarr #invader zim oc : Varda #i know irkens don't sleep but let's forget that for a tick