#insert 'if i had two nickels' meme

[kestrel-wish]

Why is it whenever I notice a silly little similarity in something I feel the need to share it immediately.

#Why do I have a fantastic memory but only for stuff like this. How and why could I remember that scene in particular #I'm not tagging either shows because I don't feel like it but I feel like this must be seen at least on my profile because it's silly #No your honor I do not love comparing scenes from two completely different shows what gives you *that* idea #This is why you don't harass birds smh rookie mistake #Anyways I now have a mental compilation of at least 2 times where a cartoon character tried to chase down a bird and lived to regret it. #My brain makes connections but only for silly things sorry I don't make the rules for my brain #insert that one if I had two nickels meme idk man I'm so tired #Weird that it happened twice? I guess? #I'm literally comparing Shin Moomin and Home: Adventures with Tip and oh what do you want from me lmao

[sylvva]

I GOT THE CUTEST SURPRISE TODAY !! CAMILLA PLUSHIE TO MATCH ALL MY OTHER STRAWHAT PLUSHIES !! LOOK AT HER !!!!

a million thanks to @episodeofdee for the plushie. camilla plushie is a late bday gift and I can't believe it is something I now own. the rest of the strawhats are plushies she sells in her shop !!

#▋▍▏off the books ❇ ooc ❇ #▋▍▏beloved treasure ❇ saved ❇ #▋▍▏wild flower ❇ camilla: visage ❇ #▋▍▏wild and free ❇ strawhats ❇ #▋▍▏dear captain ❇ luffy ❇ #[ insert that dr dof meme ] #[ if I had a nickel every time dee made me camilla merch ] #[ I'd have two nickels WHICH IS A LOT ALL THINGS CONSIDERED ]

[keen2meecha]

#keen 2 talk #*insert janet chanting kill me meme here* #im so determined to finish l!ts this year #and yet here we are #a story that takes place after the story is already done #which if i had a nickel for every time i had an idea based around that #id have two nickels #which isnt a lot etc etc

[lanliingwang]

am reminded out of the blue again that Uchida Yuuma (FGO Castor’s VA) voiced two Magical Girl shows’ love interests (Aoyama Masaya in Tokyo Mew Mew New and Shinada Takumi in Delicious Party Pretty Cure)

#for all the precure fans in fgo ig asjdgkh #there's more VA allusions I could crack about precure and fgo VA casts in general but this was the first to come to mind tonight #lulas's randomness #fgo #fate grand order #delicious party precure #tokyo mew mew new #castor #castor (fgo) #aoyama masaya #masaya aoyama #shinada takumi #takumi shinada #insert if I had a nickel I'd have two meme #(have not watched delicious party precure yet I just know this from looking up the cast list sjksdhg)

[nos7evin]

why am i just now learning that so many celebrities have alleged hitman relatives what is going ON

#♞ › when everybody looks right‚ you go left : ooc . #insert the fucking 'if i had a nickel i’d have two nickels' meme because honestly what the FUCK dude #first it was christopher nolan’s brother now it’s woody harrelson’s DAD ?????? #hollywood lore is wild man

[cloudbattrolls]

Famous men Jamie has bullied into dancing with him: two

#insert ‘if I had two nickels’ meme #freckled dandelion man so persuasive he keeps getting away with it #somehow

[chaoticbooklesbian]

I love living in my parents' house, where else can I get jumpscared by a stink bug falling from the ceiling while I'm trying to pee?

#pedanticblah #sarcasm #insert doofenschmirtz 'two nickels' meme #'if i had a nickel for every time there was an individual stink bug in the bathroom...' #at least it didn't land on me #or in my pants

[ghostbustermelanieking]

i think it's funny that two movies of 2022 now have major plot points hinge on characters saying "i love you" by the number of letters in those words

#insert if i had two nickels meme....

[noel-levine-fan]

noel & dorothy parallels

circumstantially, noel & dorothy have a lot in common

took the witch's heart from a dead/dying person after realizing they could not be saved

person was dead/dying because of nicholas trying to get the witch's heart

took the heart to keep nicholas from getting it and making some nasty wish

took the witch's heart from claire's at the time caretaker

held onto the heart for a while after getting it until a situation arose that it could be used to protect claire

made a wish to protect claire

became the "monster" associated with the mansion (dorothy figuratively, by threatening everyone in her dying moments instead of defending herself from the murder accusations, noel literally by being an Actual Monster that scares people away)

despite this reputation, never actually intended to hurt anyone, just scare them

did this in order to protect sirius

[insert that "if i had a nickel for every time [x oddly specific situation] happens" meme here]

it's so interesting that noel basically, in a way, followed in dorothy's footsteps and did to her exactly what dorothy had done to fiona--and his motivations were basically the exact same as what dorothy's were: keep claire and sirius safe.

it's also so interesting, that, with all this considered, ashe would connect "the monster" as being one in the same as dorothy. i mean... ashe didn't have any of this information, so he was just throwing out theories he thought might be plausible, so it doesn't really mean much, but it's very interesting. the are both the mansion's "monster" with the same motives. so connecting the two as one in the same... kind of makes sense. even though sirius had been offended by the notion (and understandably so), it's actually... really interesting that noel ended up doing a lot of the same things that dorothy did. i just think about that a lot.

#witch's heart spoilers #claire elford #ashe bradley #sirius gibson #dorothy elford #fiona elford #texposts

[autisticbokutoenthusiast]

in celebration of the finale: my top 5 moments from each only friends character so far

*top moments here means moments that had me pointing and screaming at my laptop like the leo meme*

we did top, mew, boston, and nick, next up: ray

now ray is my favourite character, hes my guy, hes my begrudging blurred reflection so its really hard to narrow down his moments to 5 because there are the times hes so cute and i smile when hes on my screen and the times he says things that were written to destroy me personally and times i want to strangle him for being a little bitch because i get it but also he is a little bitch. but anyway, maybe ill do a different one just for moments that destroyed me and focus on lighter ones here

5. "if you're my friend you'll have to take care of me in every way"

ray was upfront about what the sandray dynamic would be from the beginning there was no pretending it would be anything else lmao. as an enjoyer of "fucked up character who thinks theyre unlovable meets character who is predestined to love and care for them in ways they couldn't imagine", i was immidiately hooked. like a goner. i knew at this moment they would destroy me and i was right. (also if this was a top sandray moments list that cigarette kiss would be number 1, i watched it 7 times in a row last night, altered my brain chemistry again)

4. making sand undress him in the dressing room

the way he just stands there with his hands in the air smiling, fantastic. 10/10 little prince moment

3. let me sleep hereeeeeeeee

the way he barges into the camper in the middle of the night, inserts himself between sand and nick, fights off sand trying to push him off the bed, just to lay down in his spot and wrapping himself around sand. the little "good night nick". perfect. makes me kick my feet and giggle every time

2. pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase

great ongoing bit, one that we havent seen as much recently but still very important to me. just pathetic and annoying and perfect

ongoing threesome bit

if i had a nickel for everytime ray suggested/implied a threesome id have 5 FUCKING NICKELS. but really, the first time it happened in ep 2 i was like oh? then when it happened again in episode 5 i was at first too into sandray to initially appreciate it but eventually started to come around to it only for sandray to be too in love for summer to handle. in ep 8, it was clear freddie/freddie/ray was never gonna happen but i was so happy they brought the bit back, i was like wow i forgot about the other two times this was a funny bit for them to make a callback to. when he suggests it a FOURTH time in ep 9, i mean give the man what he wants. which i thought would happen with boeing, but we have yet to see....

#only friends the series #only friend ray #ray pakorn #sandray

[upthewitchypunx]

didnt want to tie my blog to this cause im a pretty private person online, but I think its cool that your folks are OSU alumni! both my parents graduated from OSU too :D

*insert 'if i had a nickel' meme for being two witchy tumblr folks with OSU alumni parents*

My dad is from Texas and my mom is from Oregon and that's where they met. My grandparents went there too. It was a scandal when my sibling went to U of O!

[themattress]

More KH-Critical Doof Memes!

Following up from this post.

"If I had a nickel for every time Tetsuya Nomura created some mysterious new protagonist character with an unclear connection to Sora that would feature heavily in a numbered title and then was given his own backstory spin-off game afterwards..."

"If I had a nickel for every time an aesthetically appealing spin-off title for mobile phones was released that was then totally ruined by being pivotally connected to the overarching series narrative and lore rather than just be allowed to be a spin-off..."

"If I had a nickel for every time in Kingdom Hearts III that two assholes in black coats, one on the side of good and one on the side of evil, dragged things to a halt by discussing a mysterious girl who isn't even a character in this game's story..."

"If I had a nickel for every time Kairi's professional Keyblade wielder training, in a space lacking the passage of time, somehow left her completely useless against an incarnation of Xehanort wearing Terra's face during Kingdom Hearts III's climax..."

"If I had a nickel for every time Kairi died in Kingdom Hearts III..."

"If I had a nickel for every time Riku was inserted into a narrative position that would make infinitely more sense for Kairi to be in, purely for the sake of fan pandering..."

"If I had a nickel for every time Kingdom Hearts III brought back a replica who already met a pretty definitive end in Twilight Town, then do almost nothing with them..."

"If I had a nickel for every time the entire premise of the story Kingdom Hearts was presenting us with is invalidated and rendered impossible by a basic fact check as to what actually happened in previous games vs. what is now being said happened..."

"If I had a nickel for every time Kingdom Hearts made most of the series' past events amount to nothing by having an omniscient mastermind be responsible for them..."

"If I had a nickel for every time Tetsuya Nomura killed the Kingdom Hearts series by suddenly dragging it in a radically different direction at the start of a decade..."

#Disney #Square Enix #Kingdom Hearts #Phineas and Ferb #Dr. Doofenshmirtz #Meme #Funny #Comparison #Anti-Kingdom Hearts #Anti-Square Enix #Anti-Nomura #Anti-Tetsuya Nomura

[pluviatrix]

Ishka/dadlink = shad/twilink

*insert the i've connected two dots meme*

if i had a nickel every time link got with a redhead of some sort i'd have eight nickels. which actually is a lot of nickels and it's weird that it happened eight times

if i had a nickel every time link got with a redheaded academic i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot of nickels but it's weird that it it happened twice

#ask

[peanutrat20]

*inserts two nickel doofenshmirtz meme*

if i had a nickel for every time someone on the discord suddenly realized that they have read my oneshot fics and told me they absolutely love them i would have two nickels

which isn't a lot but i am still reeling from the fact that it has happened at all

#magnus brain soup

[iswearthisisrepetitive]

*insert doofenshmirtz meme*

If I had a nickel for every time I experienced unexpected nudity today I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

[inaris-mage-of-storms]

...huh.

If I had a nickel for every time an author started talking to me after I left a comment on their fanfiction, then got attached to said author really quickly, spent a Fourth of July family gathering wondering how they're doing and being excited to chat later, and they asked if I'd be interested in a collab -

insert "I'd have two nickels" meme here

#how has this happened to me TWICE? #i am absolutely not complaining mind you #but i am highly amused by the parallels I've noticed #file: storm has thoughts