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Pony Onion Headlines: Part 2

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[prismy-sprout]

Friends have different ways to support each other (they´re trying to say she has a big forehead for her big brain, I´m sure)

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[feliciteacup]

so i felt like voicing a bunch of incorrect quotes posts but i only did 2 and now i dont feel like doing any more so idk expect more at some point cuz i have a whole bunch of them saved 😭

[original posts by @totallycorrectmlp and @incorrectmlpquotes]

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[incorrectappledashquotes]

Couch-Related-Conundrums.

Dash, overly giddy: Hey, Applejack, wanna hear a joke?

Applejack, also giddy: Why, I'd love to hear a joke, Rainbow Dash!

Dash: How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

Applejack: I don't know, Rainbow Dash, how can you tell?

Dash, suddenly enraged: SHE'S STILL FUCKING HERE!

Tree Hugger, chillin' on the couch: That's, like, a riot. 

Dash: Get the fuck out of our house already! 

Applejack: We're not even your friends! Go bother Fluttershy!

Tree Hugger: I would, but, like, I just got comfy.

Applejack: You've been here for three weeks!

Tree Hugger: Have I?... Radical. 

Dash: I'm going to fucking kill her.

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[guardianofrivendell]

Kíli: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Fíli: You're a hazard to society

Tullaina: And a coward

Tullaina: Try 20

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[mylittleponygames]

Source: mylittlenanaki: mylittlenanaki: marvelandponder: incorrectmlpquotes: floridianfireflyfaith: o no... http://dlvr.it/QyRCzx http://dlvr.it/QyRCzx

[toodaystoolate]

[Looking at a mysterious package that was mailed]

Rarity: Well, it's too small to be a cat hotel and it's too big to be a dress. So it's not mine.

Pinkie Pie: Me neither. I pick up all my deliveries at the port.

Rainbow Dash: What? At the port? What are you doing at the port?

Pinkie Pie: Picking up my deliveries. Listen.

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[incorrectmlpquotes]

Pony Onion Headlines: Part 3

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Rarity: Pinkie, when I turned 18, I knelt in front of Princess Celestia's dress mausoleum, and I swore to uphold the Hostess Code: "I, Rarity, shall do my level best to make every event too much."

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Starlight Glimmer: I prevented a murder today. Trixie: Really? How’d you do that? Starlight Glimmer: Self control.

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[incorrectmlpquotes]

Applejack: How’s the cake coming, Granny?

Granny Smith: Beautiful. I got everything I need: coconut, eggs, unbleached flour, rum.

Applejack: Oh, you’re making a rum cake?

Granny Smith: No.

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Sweetie Belle: Rarity’s birthday is coming up. She said if I put the correct number of candles on the cake, she’d put me in a box and mail me to Saddle Arabia.

Scootaloo: Didn’t we try that last month?

Applebloom: The post office pony said no

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[incorrectmlpquotes]

Twilight:* freaking out* Oh, this is stressful.

Spike: She loves a crisis. Put her in a quiet room with a nice breeze, she'll have a panic attack.

Twilight: Where is everyone?

Spike: She's so happy.

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[incorrectmlpquotes]

Pinkie Pie: You’re not having any fun, are you Rarity?

Rarity: Am I that transparent?

Pinkie Pie: You’re the one who always complains that her birthday parties are boring. When I heard about Mr. Ha Ha’s Hot Dog Hacienda it sounded like fun.

Rarity: For a five-year-old, Pinkie. Or someone who thinks like one!

Pinkie Pie: Are you having any fun, Spike?

Spike: Who wouldn’t have fun eating a foot-long Mr. Ha Ha dog and drinking a 32-ounce… cherry burpee?

Pinkie: If you drink three, you get to keep Mr. Ha Ha’s hat.

Twilight: If you drink three, you should get to keep Mr. Ha Ha’s kidney.

Mr. Ha Ha: Now it’s time for the birthday roundup! When I call your name, please come up on stage.

Lilac Lollipop!

Rarity: Please say you didn’t do this.

Pinkie: Uh…

Mr. Ha Ha: Sassaflash!

Rarity: Please tell me you didn’t!

Mr. Ha Ha: And Rarity!

Rarity: Start sleeping with one eye open, Pinkie.

Mr. Ha Ha: It says here on my Ha Ha birthday list that Lilac is seven, Sassaflash is nine, and Rarity is-

Rarity: I’ll punch you heart out, Ha Ha.

Mr. Ha Ha: Rarity is the oldest!

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[incorrectmlpquotes]

Twilight: Chancellor, our demands are very reasonable. By ignoring them you're selling out these children's futures!

Chancellor Neighsay: Oh, come on Headmare Twilight. We all know that these children HAVE no future.

[everyone stops and stares]

Chancellor Neighsay: Prove me wrong, kids. Prove me wrong!

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[incorrectmlpquotes]

Twilight: Well, don't you see the problem? We are experiencing karma, but we can't learn from our mistakes, because our memories keep getting erased. It's an epistemological nightmare.

Trixie: Ugh, even your nightmares are boring.

Twilight: You you are so mean, Trixie. You're just like those childhood bullies who said I would never get tenure.

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