Valentino: Am I right, Voxie?
Vox, playing Candy Crush on his phone: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
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Velvette: Why is Alastor making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Val!
Valentino: It’s because I’m Alastor’s favorite.
Velvette: I hate you.
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Vaggie: I want your head on a stake.
Alastor: Oh darling, you wound me!
Vaggie: I'd like to!
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Valentino: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Valentino: What an idiot.
Valentino: *realizes it's Alastor*
Valentino: Wait, that's MY idiot!
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Alastor: Every country has it's name for other countries.
Alastor: In France, the United States is les États Unis.
Valentino: What, really?
Alastor: Yeah. That's how you say The United States.
Valentino: But what does that mean? It probably means The United States in French, though.
Alastor: That's exactly what I just fucking said.
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Alastor: Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement?
Valentino: With tears?
Alastor: No.
Valentino: *tears up*
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Alastor: Val, no.
Valentino: Val, yes.
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Valentino: I have a 1:30 appointment.
Alastor: Which doctor?
Valentino: No, I want the regular doctor.
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[Alastor walks in]
Charlie: [excitedly looking at Vaggie] "Can we keep him? Can we keep him?"
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Vaggie: Alastor, if you keep doing that I will shoot you and I will laugh about it.
Alastor: The joke's on you, darling. That isn't going to stop me because I'm into that sort of thing!
Vaggie: [gags]
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