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jubileesstuff · 6 months
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Kim: Why does Porchay always do the laundry so loudly?
Macau: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Porchay, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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iamfujoshiwe · 11 days
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Chay : Bro- Kim : No, no, hold up, rewind. Kim : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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apathetic-tortoise · 4 months
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Kim, at an awards show: First of all, I would like to thank Porsche, my brother-in-law, for telling me I wasn’t going to win and so not to bother to prepare a speech. From the bottom of my heart, most sincerely, fuck you
Porsche: *Very proud of himself*
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live-from-flaturn · 7 months
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We're Doing KinnPorsche as 90's and DCOM Movie Posters, I Guess
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This is once again the partial fault of @shou-jpeg, and it was all worth it. And yes, they are (for the most part) almost exact recreations of the original posters.
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Chay: I love murder mysteries!
Kim, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
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pepsi-pinacola · 10 months
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Chay: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Kim: I get up at 5:30
Chay:
Chay: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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guzhufuren · 1 year
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Porchay: *hangs 200 pictures of Wik on his wall*
Porsche: isn't it difficult enough to be born poor? and now you're gay?
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forvegaspetessake · 1 year
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A few episodes later:
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tinysandwichstudent · 9 months
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Kidnapper: we have your brother-in-law
Tankhun: which one
Kidnapper: uh cute, has fluffy hair, is a cinnamon roll and is currently telling us about how awesome his Hia is?
Tankhun: Oh that's Chay... Good luck when Kim gets there
Kidnapper: wha- *gun shot noises*
Chay: P'Kim :D
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darkspringicicle · 2 months
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Chay: I saw a garbage disposal that's rated for bones.
Kim: Like, what kind? Finger, femur.. there's a big difference.
Chay, looking weirded out: ….. or chicken.
Kim, slightly embarrassed: Ohhh... that's probably what they mean.
Chay: 👀
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songtaegguk · 1 year
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KP braincells and their use. (PT. 1)
Kinn : Has 2 brain cells, one of them is doing tax evasion and the other is staring at Porsche's ass.
Porsche : Has 2 brain cells. Uses none, shares 1 with Pete.
Pete : Has 2 brain cells. One is repressed horny, other one is shared with Porsche.
Vegas : Has 2 brain cells. One is angsty-emo teenager-murderer-psycho and the other loves Pete, Macau and his hedgehogs.
Kim : Has 2 brain cells. Got tazed off. No other explanation for him leaving.
Chay : Has braincells. Uses them all.
Tankhun : Has exactly 3.1416 braincells, refuses to use any.
Arm : Has braincells. They do all the work for others so he has none working for him.
Pol : What are brain cells??? Do they jail your thoughts??? Like prison cells???
Pt.2
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jubileesstuff · 8 months
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Porchay: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Macau:
Macau: I like you.
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lilitblaukatz · 4 months
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KinnPorsche as not so random song titles
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+ bonus:
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apathetic-tortoise · 1 month
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Chay: Kim is my baby girl. He's my little meow meow
Kinn: My brother, the psychotic murderer is your baby girl?!
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live-from-flaturn · 8 months
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It's Been a Minute. Have Some Memes.
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Four Part Finale:
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crookedkingdomruinedme · 11 months
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Porchay: I've decided to assign Kim a new brother
Porsche, confused: okay?
Kinn, offended: w h a t
Porchay, slamming down Kinnporsche marriage certificates for Porsche: It's you Hia, sign the fuck up
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