#incorrect german romanticism quotes

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Goethe: I'm at a loss for words! Schiller, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Johann yelled at me for 45 minutes.

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Goethe: Can't you just try and look at things from my perspective?

Schiller: *crouches down to Goethe's height*

Goethe: NOT LIKE THAT!

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Schiller: I thought a few candles would be very romantic.

Goethe: You almost burnt down the house.

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Goethe: You idiot. We could have been...us.

Schiller: I…I forgive you.

@theancientvaleofsoulmaking I HAD to do this for the Summer of Schoethe challenge. I know it’s small, but this just WORKED. It’s cute and it fits them!

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Goethe: „Just... Get out of my house!!"

Schiller: „With pleasure!" *leaves the room dramatically, shuts the door loudly*

Goethe: …*sigh* Schiller, come back."

Schiller: *reenters the room* „Why did it take so long?"

*hug*

Source: The Big Bang Theory

I love this so much. It's hilarious and it's TOTALLY them. Thank you, Anon!

#johann wolfgang von goethe #friedrich von schiller #schoethe #sturm und drang #das erlkönig manover #incorrect german romanticism quotes

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Goethe: Hey, have you seen the-

Schiller: ACHOO!

Goethe: The-

Schiller: ACHOO!

Goethe: Have you-

Schiller: ACHOO!

Goethe: Seen-

Schiller: ACHOO!

*both of them look at each other without saying a word*

Goethe: Have you seen the-

Schiller: ACHOO!

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Goethe: There was traffic. I almost had to shout.

Schiller: You almost had to what?

Goethe: Shout.

Schiller: A little bit louder now?

Goethe: Shout.

Schiller: A little bit louder now?

Goethe: SHOUT!

Schiller: Hey hey hey hey! *giggles*

Goethe: Really, Fritz?

#source: modern family #johann wolfgang von goethe #friedrich von schiller #schoethe #das erlkönig manöver #incorrect german romanticism quotes

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*Goethe and Schiller accidentally locked Karl in the car*

Schiller, screeching: I’M BREAKING THE WINDOW!

Goethe, on the phone with emergency services: We locked our baby in the car and people are judging us!

Schiller: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GONNA BREAK IT!

Goethe, to Schiller: Do not break the window! You’ll get glass on him!

Emergency operator: Sir, please tell your wife to relax. Everything is going to be okay.

Goethe: That’s a man.

Emergency operator: Really?

Schiller: DON’T WORRY KARL! DADDY’S COMING FOR YOU!

Emergency operator: The door should be unlocked.

Goethe, to Schiller: Check the door.

Schiller: IT’S NOT UNLOCKED!

*door unlocks*

Schiller: Oh! That is amazing!

#source: modern family #johann wolfgang von goethe #friedrich von schiller #schoethe #sturm und drang #das erlkönig manöver #incorrect german romanticism quotes

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Heine: Want me to kill him?

Goethe and Schiller: DO NOT KILL HIM!

Heine: C’mon, it’ll be quick.

#source: agent carter #heinrich heine #johann wolfgang von goethe #friedrich von schiller #schoethe #incorrect german romanticism quotes

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Schiller: Hey world, there's a new power couple on the horizon. Goethe: Yeah. Schiller: Schiller and Goethe. Schoethe...no, that sounds weird...Giller! Goethe: We'll find it.

#source: modern family #johann wolfgang von goethe #friedrich von schiller #schoethe #das erlkönig manöver #incorrect german romanticism quotes

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*Goethe got Schiller cash for his birthday*

Schiller: Cash?

Goethe: What do you think?

Schiller: You got me cash?

Goethe: Well, this way, I figured you can go out and get yourself whatever you want! No good?

Schiller: Who are you, my uncle?

Goethe: Well, come on. That's $182 right there. I don't think that's anything to sneeze at.

Schiller: Let me see the card. *reading the card* To a wonderful guy, a great pal, and more?

Achim: Hey. Oh, Fritz. I'm glad you're here. Stay right there. I'm gonna be right back. *he leaves*

Schiller: Pal? You think I'm your pal?

Goethe: I said "and more."

Schiller: I am not your pal.

Goethe: What's wrong with pal? Why is everybody so down on pal?

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Kleist: I bite my ice cream.

Schiller: That's a circle of hell no one should descend to.

Schlegel: Ice cream is food and should be bitten.

Novalis: EXCUSE ME it is a SOLID LIQUID and should be consumed as a combination of drinking and biting known as licking. Thank you very much.

#source: tumblr #heinrich von kleist #friedrich von schiller #friedrich schlegel #friedrich von hardenberg #incorrect german romanticism quotes

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Schiller: It’s too bad we can’t be friends anymore.

Goethe: Why can’t we be friends anymore?

Schiller: You can’t be my husband and my best friend. Who would I complain about you to?

#source: the big bang theory #johann wolfgang von goethe #friedrich von schiller #schoethe #sturm und drang #das erlkönig manöver #incorrect german romanticism quotes

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“I once killed a man in his sleep with only his mustache and a grape.”

-Kleist

#source: hetalia #heinrich von kleist #das erlkönig manover #incorrect german romanticism quotes

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Schiller, feeding a pig: Good boy, Friedrich! Good boy!

Schlegel: You named a pig after me?

Schiller: Don't you see the resemblance?

#source: black widow #friedrich von schiller #friedrich schlegel #incorrect german romanticism quotes

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Schiller: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, Line 87: "No."

(@karl-von-moor-official i knew you’d like this one)

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