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#incorrect fnati quotes
funtimespringscare101 · 3 months
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The Oblitus Casa Self Insert! AU as Incorrect Quotes
My Self Insert: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Mother: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? My Self Insert: Yes! Jake: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you. ------------ My Self Insert: Mother, keep an eye on Jake today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Mother: Sure, I’d love to see Jake get punched. My Self Insert: Try again. Mother, sighing: I will stop Jake from getting punched. ------------- Photo Negative Minnie: What time is it? Jake: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Jake: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* My Self Insert from the Red Void: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Jake: It’s 2 am -------------- My Self Insert, trying to vibe: STOP FOLLOWING ME! Can you just leave me be?! Oswald Corruptus, outside the cabin window: ... Oswald Corruptus: N O. -------------- My Self Insert: Did you kill him? Mother: What sort of fucking animal do you take me for? NO, I DIDN'T KILL HIM! My Self Insert: Aww fuck... Mother: But I did kill all his friends! My Self Insert: OOOHHH NNNOOO- --------------- Mother: CHILD, ARE YOU OKAY?! My Self Insert, who just was thrown against a wall: I created a Corruptus out of my worries about my family and leaving you guys, and I probably now have a concussion. My Self Insert: Mother: My Self Insert: Yeah... I wasn't having the best of times. -------------- Lisa's ghost, passing through: Whoa, Kid! You Ok?... My Self Insert, spread across the table on Cam 03 looking like shit: ... I just spent the last two hours trying to get Belial to sleep. My Self Insert: But now Jake and Mother are arguing again. My Self Insert, in a sleepy whiny tone: I just want to go to bed!... @chaosverse-mainblog @misterah13 @the-good-ol-art-corner They're back!!!
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dexter-doll · 1 year
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Incorrect quotes with the doll hound au
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Melted Fella (Dexter): Cerena, I will say this-
Cerena Demon, upset: I’M PISSED!
Melted Fella (Dexter): I will say this, you talk about how there’s an empty room, and I should feel bad because you live in a empty room. But-
Cerena: I’m in the attic with you fucks.
Melted fella (Dexter): -why should you even be surprised if your heart’s been empty this whole time, eh?
Tattered Plushies (Blue): Oooo..
Cerena, getting more upset: OKAY! I WANT A APOLOGY!
Melted Fella (Dexter): You ain’t getting an apology from over here!
Tattered Plushies (Red): Hey, listen, listen, you’ll get a apology when you eat spinach funny on camera, and then they cut it out. That’s when you’ll get a apology!
Tattered Blue Plushie: Yeah, I think that Cerena-
Cerena, standing in front of the attic entrance: I’m standing over here until I get a apology.
Tattered Yellow Plushie: You’re gonna- whatever dude! Your in the atomic cube, your not getting out, your not making it outta there! There’s no door, it’s got atomic locks, your screwed, dude!
Cerena: Say sorry. Say sorry to me.
Tattered Red Plushie: You’ve been banished to the atomic cube of loneliness, alright?
Cerena: Say sorry right now.
Melted Fella (Dexter): No one here is gonna say sorry, Cerena.
Cerena: Apologize right this second.
Tattered Blue Plushie, laughing:
Tattered Yellow Plushie: Cerena, Cerena, you ask for an apology one more time, we’re taking you outta the cube and putting you in the void dome!
Melted Fella (Dexter): You want the void dome, Cerena?
Cerena: APOLOGIZE!
Tattered Red Plushie: Remember when we had a night guard? No one else does anymore!
Jude, coming from the roof: What is happening?
Melted Fella (Dexter): Cerena, because of their intense... I suppose you could call it a detox from being forced into the ’night guard’ role by Jame, ve’s reverted to their childlike tendencies, and is currently in the corner of the attic, wah wah wah, like a little baby boy. Hopefully ve doesn’t return, they aren’t even yelling anymore, ve’s just silent.
Cerena, sobbing:
Jude: Cerena, what are you doing right now?
Cerena, crying:
Tattered Yellow Plushie: Their exerting themselves too much! Cerena! All you got in there is ink, man! Your gonna be a ink puddle when your done with that!
Cerena, breaking down:
Tattered Blue Plushie: Your all sad and wrinkly!
Cerena, having a tantrum:
Jude: Why-
Tattered Red Plushie: At first, ve was asking for apologies and now their just kind of sobbing?
Melted Fella (Dexter): Yeah, ve’s just crying now. I don’t know what this is.
Jude: Yeah, this is kinda weird.
Cerena, breaking down more:
Meanwhile downstairs...
Mother, trying to get her adopted child downstairs: Cerena, the money’s waiting, get back over here.
Cerena, turning into a slinky and going downstairs:
Mother, entering the other room: Children, I have come back. Now parasite, where is the money?
Cerena, being put down next to Mickey:
Jack: Oh thank god, Cerena’s back.
Mother, looking at Mickey: Where is the money?
Mickey: What are you talking about, money? What are you talking about?
Mother, going to the attic to kick Father’s ass: Oh my goodness, I’ve been bamboozled. I’m gonna-
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lucianydia · 3 years
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Jake: Okay, Undying and Henry?
Undying and Henry0: Yes?
Jake: ... Did you know that you are practically the same and only your soul divided in two and you are that?
Undying y Henry0: Wait... WHAT?!
God, from afar: SORRY MY CHILD
Mother, with God: *laughs*
Undying: I do not understand
Henry0: Me neither
Jake: Yes, it will take time to understand what happened
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mythtiide · 3 years
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what if i made a fnati incorrect quotes blog... ahaha just kidding
unless...
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lucianydia · 2 years
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FanGames protagonists be like:
Mary Schmidt, FNAC: JAKE, CARSON. YOU ARE BROTHERS
Jake Takaliken Smith, FNATI: WHY DID I HAVE TO BE THIS BROTHER?!
Carson Takaliken, TRTF: KEEP WITH IT-
Strings/Rick(Fritz) Glade, POPGOES: Please no...
John, DORMITABIS: ... Ay no manchen, estos mans ya se pelean equisde
Nick Cawthon, TJOC: ... Flaco, yo si te entiendo-
Jack Kennedy: I think I better go little by little
Context:
In my au there are Fangames together. Jake and Carson are brothers (they are sons of Jackson Takaliken and ???? Smith)
And yes, things change here. Fritz Glade's name is Rick. Mary her last name is Sherwood (and she is Carson's mother-in-law) o Nick Cawthon is the main character of TJOC (Yes, I know Scott is but I changed things)
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