#including hs which

[inkwell-intermission]

my favorite dick reference finished :]

#ace dick #problem sleuth #humanization #humanstuck #hs intermission #character sheet #he is soooo (becomes dizzy) #it is important to me also that ace is not mexican because that would even vaguely validate hussies bullshit in-comic #which was NOT done out of some genuine attempt to code the character whatsoever it was just being quote funny unquote #however in a world where they arent just visually people and have full real world families and everything #he IS brazillian portuguese and hispanic redneck and is firmly on the side of the portuguese #and insists he does not know a word of spanish including words that both languages share on principle #like if its table in spanish vs table in portoguese. both are spelled mesa but he cannot read it if its spanish because he says so #there are physical fights about it at family gatherings

[larrylimericks]

8Sep22

A feminist’s wild revelation! The bonds of misogyny shaken! Patriarchy’s been smashed Cos one girlboss badass Put ‘Sue’ ‘BAKER!’ Styles in an apron.

#larry #harry #harry styles #holivia #stunts #petty limericking #o got a vanity fair cover and feature #which has a sloppy af timeline of events #and an abundance of quotes where she's self-impressed with her lazy performative feminism #including some nonsense about getting harry on board with jack's wearing an apron #i used to be a baker #september 8 #2022 #limerick-hs

[guideaus]

i started watching tokyo revengers and based on the mc saying he peaked in his 2nd year of middle school, im a little suspicious

#personal #tbh im trying to watch anime where i ended up w a physical book of the manga. which includes this. i decided i'd try to read knt too #but i got tokyo revengers in a trade bc i figured it has a good score so whatever #but 5 mins in seeing two sources of this loser's pain in his life be women and then his hs girlfriend died so his ass gets isekai'd back to #middle school? i'd kms. that is not like the usual escapist fantasy media #im assuming its 'my gf died so wow i ended back in school! maybe i can prevent her death (by joining a gang)' #it reminds me how i looked at one chapter of zom 100 and was like absolutely not #i will try though............?

[sovamurka]

Me: hahaha, Heroes of Envell ended on such a good note! All of our protagonists are so hopeful and on their way to heal!

Also me: and now they will live with the fact that they watched the world crash and burn for the rest of their lives! They will probably slowly go insane from all the memories that only they remember! And their horrifyingly real trauma will always be with them no matter what!

#seeing Phil dissociating for a sec to look at his hand with which he ruled. commanded. and killed just punches you in the gut #he was also sentenced to death by electrocution (and he died during it) so basically he's not even supposed to be alive at this point #kira is filled with melancholy and grief over losing her familiar and also has to remember about her almost death via mourgarth #art has to start again from the scratch while knowing that if not for some unexpected events he would actually... #be standing there alone as a sole survivor since all of his friends died #he was lucky that by some miracle they were brought back (differently. including 'came back wrong') #vik has to live with the fact that he killed thousands of people (he already had a literal panic attack over it) #they just graduated from hs and the fact that they all have to live the rest of their lives with all of that is so... #realistically scary #it hurts #so so much #heroes of envell #герои энвелла

[ashtray-girl]

the fact that the more you try minding your own business and steering clear off ppl from your past, the more these ppl seem to want to involve themselves back into your life will never not piss me off lmao especially bc if the situation was reversed, and i was the one trying to re-connect and being friendly again, they would never give me the time of the day... if anything, they'd probably start talking shit abt how weird and annoying i am, just like they've always done 🙃🤡

#this girl from hs who i used to be friends w/back in the day (even tho i never really liked her that much #tbh) #& who has been ignoring me for YEARS is now suddenly popping up on my insta notifs. literally WHY lmao #she used to follow me years ago & then unfollowed me & now she started following me again & is watching every single story i'm posting #insane behavior idc idc #also a couple of years ago she included me in a whatsapp group along w/the rest of our hs classmates (fuck knows why) #i stayed there for a bit just to lurk but as soon as she added my toxic ex bff i was outta there SO FAST lmao #& it's not like she shecked on me to see why i left or anything... like she obvs didn't care that much abt me being there or not #(which suits me gr8 tbf) #but that's what makes her current cyberstalking even more ridiculous #like... girl... what do you want lmao

[seoafin]

important question. does rip!mc think gojo is attractive?

uhmmmm.hm.... in high school.....not really in the sense that he was attractive to her......but in the objective/aesthetic sense yes. so she does get why gojo has an inflamed ego about his looks even though she also thinks it's funny

#but also rip!mc just has a really weird sense of aesthetics in general #i wrote a whole paragraph of rip!mc marveling over shoko's hands while the two of them are in the infirmary late at night. yeah. #it's a bit different as adults though bc gojo can actually play at being charming when he's older #but rip!mc can't quite bridge that gap between hs gojo and adult gojo 😭 #gojo tries to be charming but it fails every time bc u think he's jk with u #u laugh and tell him u still rmb how he told u in hs that u were lacking in everything a guy wants in a girlfriend which includes sex appeal #ripverse answered

[traitorsinsalem]

it’s actually comical how long it takes me and employees at my school to find out that the other is chinese

#succ speaks #and i'm always like oh i don't rly look asian but both of them assumed i was half japanese SOB i assumed they were korean and viet SOB AGAIN #ok typing that made me realize. MOST asian ppl including other mixed asian ppl tend to think i'm japanese idk why. #my fav was when the one japanese exchange student at my hs thought my dad was japanese (clearly had not ever seen my dad LOL) #and when i asked why he said 'sorry i just imagine you pick up from your father saying moshimoshi over a phone' which is so fucking funny #but like today i found out one of my fav employees at the dining hall is chinese because i was ordering and it was a bit loud #and my friend in line with me was like 'oh she speaks chinese if that helps' and i was like. SHES CHINESE?????? #and he was like yeah her and [one of my other fav employees and we took OVER A SEMESTER to find out the other was chinese] SOB

[anachronistic-falsehood]

Ult!Dirk’s behaviour makes a lot more sense when you remember that some of the splinters he absorbed were Lord English and Doc Scratch

#homestuck #homestuck 2 #hs^2 #and by extension every single component of lord english which includes caliborn and gamzee and equius #no wonder he’s Like That #he’s off his fucking rocker

[curlyharru]

Why? Because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job.

#this is for the succession girlies #which includes harry so #hs #succession

[labyrynth]

recommended tumblr post: economists are unethical and evil and we should just kill them all

me, an economist:

#moi #not in like an official capacity but i do have a degree in economics! #…which might have been kind of unintentional bc my econ teacher in HS was really good #and it turns out the thing i was actually interested in was closer to behavioral economics & herd dynamics #but still! #anyway it kind of says something that the thing that post was mad about #was in fact an egregious misrepresentation of an egregious misinterpretation of what the guy actually said #on the topic of the aging population in japan #this japanese economist suggested that part of the problem is that the population IS aging and NOT retiring #and young people aren’t able to work their way into steadier positions or into leadership #so he suggested a potential solution could be for older folks to like. commit (figurative) career seppuku. #acknowledge that your time has come and gone and step down with honor and grace #what the article headline said: ‘JAPANESE ECONOMIST SAYS ELDERLY SHOULD COMMIT MASS SUICIDE (INCLUDING RITUAL DISEMBOWELMENT)’ #which is???? #kind of super racist???? #like is it technically accurate to call seppuku ‘ritual disembowlment’?? i mean i guess??? #that’s just not the connotation it has?????? #like the point here is ‘to go with honor.’ not ‘ritual disembowelment followed by ritual beheading’ #so um anyway

[babydarkstar]

also people yelling at americans to do something about our country as if i chose to be born here, as if everyone here actually gets a say in how things are run, as if our government doesn’t actively work to disenfranchise everyone who isn’t in a position of power. fuck off

#capitalist hell #bro we’re trying. #it’s sad how aeverything is connected in life. our education system sucks #so then we have ppl who graduated hs and cant read or critically think #people who are so wrapped up in a community entangled with racism that they dont see tht Big Govt is actually to blame #people who feed into propaganda. none of us are immune including me but the right wing is the worst #like it impassions so many emotions into people who already are impressionable #the internet has also become a plague. a cesspool. and television #it’s less the internet’s fault and more the ban of net neutrality #as well as our govt literally being designed to take FOREVER to get things done #and so ppl think that’s how it is everywhere #oh my god and the anti-socialist rhetoric embedded deep into every subject of school. the imperialism. it’s sick #anyways a lot of this stuff is not our fault. most of it isnt #the majority of american people dont understand the global impact of american imperialism bc it is so ingrained in us #to believe that our govt could do no wrong and only has the best intentions and that we’re The Good Guys saving people #it’s so buried under the advertising and constant commodification of bodies and soul that we dont even have it on the radar #and that’s not a good thing. it’s not an excuse. plenty of americans see thru that. but which way u go determines how u see it #if that makes any sense. anyways im ranting. im not saying everyones completely innocent like at all #but it’s so deeply carved into the culture that it’s impossible to avoid #but so then u get a group of people who Know that our government is corrupt #but they but dont want to acknowledge that the people they support are corrupt too so they want govt but dont. its contradictory

[we-all-horny-here]

Something something Homestuvk art getting, and still gaining, many notes despite being up only like 2 months while my last tssides art that got as many was literally year ago something something the attitude ppl in this fandom have to art and artists

#chad 33 follower hs sideblog which posts keep getting notes. including reblogs with tags #vs virgin 1k+ follower tssides sideblog where art struggles #but I mean hey #maybe my art just suck #that is a possibility lol #logan rambles #tssides #hs #vent ish #ig

[maztemmo98]

dream(ish) story time!!

#so there was this guy i had a crush on in high school right #and bc my hs was too small we could only do the first 3 years there (where i live hs is 5 years) #and everybody went to different schools to finish the last 2 years so i lost contact with a lot of people including my crush #i havent seen the guy in 10 years (last time i saw him was in 2013) #and about a year ago i randomly stumbled on his ig acc and i decided to follow him #and the guy was a really talented drummer back in the days and bc we are fb friends i saw that he decided to make a living out of music #which i thought was really cool #i dont really follow or listen the music he does but its still cool to see him pursuing music and all #and every once in a while he will post a story and i watch them just bc i can #and E V E R Y NIGHT after ive seen his story i will dream about him #and every dream about him is the fucking same : #i want his attention but i do nothing in particular to get his attention i just try to always be in his vicinity #just like i used to do in high school #and we never really interact in the dreams i just know he’s there and i cant do anything without making sure he can see me….. #its so annoying im annoyed at myself every morning when i wake up #cant my subconscious just accept the fact that its been TEN YEARS since i last saw the guy??? #sigh

[blvckquill]

Thinkin about how this past 4th of July my sister and I got more of that forbidden Dad Lore™️. Forbidden in the sense that he never really talks about his childhood/young adult life with us, and when he does it happens almost always when we're in AZ. Anyways, the new lore drop revealed that he taught himself how to drive because my grandpa (his dad) wasn't gonna teach him and honestly... That explains so much.

#baz.txt #*he told us this on our way to see a movie over there #*he said he only ever had used tires on his car bc new tires were expensive #*and then we ended up driving by that place he'd get the used tires from #*other lore includes him being one of the first students to attend the hs that was built there #*back then he'd ride his bike to school bc thats what they did back then and he'd have to bike past a bunch of farmland #*bc thats all there was in the city. there were no apartments/houses like there are today #*just farms #*whole lotta nothing out there #*which is why he left at 17 (enlisted in the marines)

[gnfountains]

Chris and Karl and Tucker and Nolan being a weird little MrBeast found family is really adorable :(((

yeah. I wish it wasn't centered around a satanic ritual (mr beast videos).

but actually it is very sweet. I think it's pretty awesome that tucker will grow up around dudes who aren't afraid to express themselves and be open about gender and sexuality etc. karl and tuckers relationship is adorable. it's so cute that karl was like 21 and was like hell yeah I'll be the godfather sign me up. I think they all live in the same neighborhood too.

#honestly i dont know much about him but id probably include chandler in fhis as well #chris has said he was the first actually excepting friend he had:( #which is lowkey a blow at mr beast lol #and also just sad cause hes said he tried to come out in hs and was pushed back in the closet #lowkey nolan is just chilling #nolans very much uncle vibes #ask

[rofefetasprite]

fantroll art dump because i love her and i get to post about her a little

#the last one is older which is why she looks different! #i just liked it too much to not include but her design has changed a little since then #homestuck #fantroll #undescribed #no id #her name is phasde qoriri!! she’s actually my first fantroll and i’ve posted about her before! #it’s just that it’s been a long time since then and i didn’t have as good a grasp on the hs lore so she was very different! #actually when i found out about how trolls tend to wear mostly black.. #i’d already designed her with a light shade of teal on her outfit #so i created a second troll who was her tealblooded matesprit just so i could keep the colour #i still have that troll! she’s one of my favourites. her name is herace dynasi and she’s an absolute disaster #oh and if you made it this far and care enough i guess i should talk about phasde herself! #initially she was pretty much just the “happy and excitable all the time” archetype but later on i went #“hey wouldn’t it be funny if she were kind of a manipulative asshole” #so i added that. #she’s still very much an optimistic person who believes in good! #but… well. she doesn’t like when people disagree with her ideas #so she uses a bit of mindfuckery to make sure everyone agrees. #hence her classpect as the “witch of hope”… one who manipulates hope. #she’s only 7 sweeps though so please forgive her. #ok there’s my rambling in the tags concluded! thank you if you read all that 🙏 #oh!! one last thing. the human who appears in one of the images #is another member of phasde’s session! #her name is ella yarrow and she’s an heir of space. #i don’t exactly know how she joined the troll session in the first place #but she wasn’t there from the start #she came as kind of a “saviour” to the session #as they didn’t originally have a space player #ok NOW i’m done.