i mean. who said that.
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Me and the terrifying supercomputer i pulled by understanding the sexual allure of the machine
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Has this been done yet?
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Life really is just getting to cook in a kitchen with your friends and going on random adventures. I love cooking. I love cooking for my friends. I love cooking with them. I love warming up someone's meal after they've been at work all day. I love helping them.
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Anthony Bourdain had tboy swag actually
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finding out if we have epilepsy today wahoo!
i hope i do because if my UDD is giving me seizures that are untreatable i will sob
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im canonically bisexual
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im hoping to get to cum later but until then im stuck imagining handsome boys groping me and letting me grind against their thigh 😔
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Tries to throw a punch at you and accidentally grabs your penis and starts jerking you off real good
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im going to scarborough fair do yall want anything
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" ______ could do patrick bateman but christian bale couldn't do-" Stopping u right there. yes he could i promise you he could
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horror movies are so good because of deep and interesting themes like BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD KILL BLOOD VIOLENCE GHOST WERE WOLF VANPIRE ZOMBIEE BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD SLAY! SLAY! SLAY!
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girls night :3 (drinks your blood)
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