#in which Laura is the One and I am Laura

[novelconcepts]

Okay, but—how does the hunt evolve? How does it get more barbaric than it begins? Because the first hunt, with Natalie, has everyone on equal ground. Everyone is dressed for warmth, everyone has shoes on, it’s very “this could happen to any of us”. It’s fair, if such a thing exists in the wild.

But the opening scene of the pilot? Pit Girl? She’s in a flimsy dress. She’s barefoot. She’s not designed for a sprint to get water, much less for her life. So, how does it escalate? How fucking bad must it get, for the hunters to be dressed in furs and masks, and the prey to be so unprepared for the elements? That doesn’t feel like a move they’d make unless things got so much worse than we’ve seen.

#yellowjackets #yj meta #it doesn’t feel like a move Natalie would make as Queen especially #which FASCINATES me #like the pits? that feels like nat. #it’s a reasonable escalation to the hunt for actual animals #one or two people with one gun and limited bullets can do much less than traps of that caliber #but the actual Hunt? that girl running in Jackie’s necklace and no protection from the snow? #I am so so curious to find out what THAT is about #are we stripping the girl who pulls the card? putting them in sacrificial white? #is it a laura lee dress?? #help I need to know

[revvethasmythh]

my actual unpopular opinion re: this campaign is that I'm actually quite sad at how reskinned the Aberrant Mind subclass is. just, because it's my favorite sorcerer subclass and it's so goopy and slimy and tentacle-y and gross and I LOVE THAT SO MUCH. I want to see gross girls covered in a thin layer of mucus with tendrils coming out of their eyes. I want to see them with frilled gills, webbed feet, and cilia growing through their clothing. Revelation in Flesh is insane and I'm so fucking into it's vibes in its original form, wish we'd get to see it in all it's nasty glory

#i literally just got reminded that revelation in flesh exists and is one of my favorite subclass features EVER #and like. i know when imogen gets it it's not going to be gross (which is fine! and laura's choice! but also :( an L for gross ladies) #i almost. i almost would preferred her as a storm sorcerer w/the telepathic feat yanno? #again it's like whatever I respect it I just always desire disgusting mucus covered woman rep #and am a bit sad it probably won't happen #2:30am truth posting lmfao

[fraseris]

music is insane because as soon as you stop listening to a song or album or playlist all of that will be permanently attached to whatever era of ur life you were listening to it in. the only way to steal it back from your past self is to listen to it so much that you power through the nostalgia and then its also representative of that new era

#text #i am posting #listening to my playlist from a year ago and 1) THIS IS SO INSANE I LOVE THIS MUSIC I LOVE THIS MUSIC #2) owie ouchie ouchie (nothing crazy was happening to me back then i just miss this) #3) THIS MUSIC IS SOOOOOOOOOO GOOD #SUPERNATURAL POSSESSION BY LAURA JANE GRACE MY EVERYTHING #anyway #cant believe these were my anthems right before i watched breaking bad #of course it altered my landscape by introducing me to like 4 songs that i became obsessed with #out of time man by mick harvey. boots of chinese plastic. that one instrumental guitar song with a spanish name #and then i got really into simon & garfunkel which i still am

[camellia-thea]

might be. fic incoming.

#i have the quarry brainrot #alder and i did a blood pact run together #and accidentally killed off ryan and laura. so everyone stayed infected. #i have thoughts about that #(it was a genuine accident; neither of us are used to controllers and it was a ''ah shit which button is the gun'') #BUT good outcome i am pleased. #different to the other wip #which is a nick recovery fic #this one is literally just the morning after #three chapters from three perspectives talking about werewolves and trauma

[dykefever]

hey guys what song do u think fits. fleabag wedding scene. no reason at all just getting in a mood

#listening to songs and having thoughts making connections has helped me a lot w. writing this bad boy #which usually it doesn’t matter all that much 2 me but i listen to one song on that playlist n i am suddenly soooo inspired #i need this thing finished so bad though i am getting so sick of it it has become monstrous it’s going 2 be like 40k :-/ #i should’ve known this would not be short nor sweet but i’m done with her!!!! i’m writing a 5k h-word thing next #laura says some things

[radio-heads]

i am Angry that there's a line of dialogue when dylan and kaitlyn are on the way to the scrapyard and it's dylan talking about there potentially being "sparks" between laura and ryan

and how he couldn't tell if they were 'angry sparks' or 'sexy sparks'

then they had the audacity to have kaitlyn respond with 'they were sexy sparks'

sorry but that's simply Wrong and i refuse to believe anything except that kaitlyn completely misread the vibes bc there's no way in hell any of that was 'sexy'😐

#the quarry #dylan lenivy #kaitlyn ka #i dont know how im only just seeing this dialogue now #i cant even remember which option i picked to get dylan to talk about the 'sparks' #but kaitlyn is just Wrong for this one #supermassive i am mad at you #why was this even an option for dialogue #i wholeheartedly believe this is just kaitlyn having completely misread the interaction #i refuse to accept anything else #i picked the 'meanest' options for ryan this time around #he wasn't nice to laura #kaitlyn what about that is sexy #are u projecting kaitlyn #is that what you think is sexy #hmmmmm? 🤨

[sparkly-skies]

@mondscheinprinzessin

LAURA LAURA LAURA

.... I might need to revise my meme. I haven't even slept yet but all this song makes me want to do is... idk, get better? Rob a bank and be able to pay for therapy and go get better? Get better and go to their concert and dance and sing along to the "oh damn it will get better even if I have to claw my way to it with my bare hands" song?

#what is happening. i haven't slept yet and I'm overwhelmed with university and other stuff and mental health and whatnot #and still laura's buam are not making me cry but actually.... give me a vague sense of oh damn yeah it can get better and on god it WILL #even if i have to claw my way to it #hold on that might just be a quote from a tv show. which one was it. a woman saying it to someone about someone else #uuuuuuuh #oh. shadow of bones; nina saying she'll claw her way to a happy end if she has to #damn laura your boys are not making me cry when i'm tired what is happening #tell them to keep it up #how do i rework that meme now #well not now. now i need to get back to that goddamn stupid paper and somehow find 1600 more words to bullshit in #but in the evening today maybe #not like i should write another paper then that's also already overdue but hey. we know me by now #mine #lauras buam #lonely spring #sad weather kids #the line i wasn't ready for a line that is so challenging still stabs me though #i would once again like to have the energy and time to try to draw something. not sure what with that line but. something. #brudi i'm doing worse every day how is this not making me cry but actually making me happy wth is happening #is this like when pets get a last burst of energy and love before they die? am i about to crash really badly as soon as i've handed in my #papers? #yeah yeah i'd say sorry for the tag rambling but it's my tags and we know by now i'm not capable of shutting the fuck up

[dylanconrique]

tim replicating this look stiles gave lydia when if lucy gets shot in the finale is something so personal to me.

#*and this is icarly! #the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well #stydia #remember this? #remember how the sight of her sickly pale and bleeding out on his dad's office floor completely stopped him in his tracks?? #i don't think lucy has endured any real serious injuries since her dod? #maybe a few scrapes and bruises here and there but nothing life threatening ya know?? #ngl that's one of the reasons why i'm leaning so much on it being lucy who gets shot #like ik 5x21 is a crossover ep and they're doing a dod thing with laura based off the promo #which btw 🙄🙄 #but the written synopsis says that lucy is going undercover again??? #and i don't think it's a mission that's related to laura???? #maybe that uc mission will she goes on will tie into the finale and that's why she specifically is targeted????? #IDK I'M JUST PULLING THINGS OUT OF MY ASS TO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR ANYTHING I SAY ABOUT THE S5 FINALE #CAUSE I AM 99.9% OF THE TIME WRRRROOONNG #i'm just running on weed and no sleep an am spit balling here

[wygolvillage]

i have like, a very vivid image in my mind abt how id structure an ooe adaptation but i have no idea how to word it concisely even though it does actually streamline a lot of plot elements from the game. so its just gonna have to live in the overly complicated google docs summary forever ig

#anyway the important part of this is that in this hypothetical adaptation #shanoa and laura get to go on a fun little gay trip through tristis pass together <3 #albus dies like immediately after he absorbs dominus in oblivion ridge though which kinda puts a damper on the whole thing #but i also have him possessing a golden eagle bc its easier to explain than canon ghost albus and the Belmont Essence #'i have unfinished business and i possessed this eagle to see it through also i am your ghost companion :)' <- see thats easy #also birds are cool #its like. shanoa finds laura in the monastery and nikolai is the only one left in wygol #and then she saves everyone else in minera. if that makes sense #also albus would straight up be trying to drink the blood samples which is kinda fun #and lauras character arc is mostly in the Fun Gay Tristis Trip lol #laura acts as more of a sidekick than in canon but i thought it would be good to have Character Interactions #ALSO ALSO dominus is just one glyph not three. idk if i mentioned that #and laura doesn't come to the castle #shanoa gets to have Character Interactions with bird albus instead during that part of the plot #<- none of this makes any sense unless you live in my brain #ur gonna have to trust me. its Streamlined. i can see some scenes very vividly in my head

[welllpthisishappening]

Every now and then I feel obliged to drop some book recs here for you since I feel as if I've gotten MANY from you and still actively follow your goodreads for more. Ok, so: Atlas Six 10/10 do recommend. Four main POVs so that took me a while to get into but it was worth it. Not romance-y, more found family in progress. Next: City of Dusk 7/10? Halfway through. Multiple POVs again. Interesting characters and world, bit more tell than show sometimes but not totally obnoxious.

First of all, I have to apologize for taking no less than 10,000 years to respond to this. Secondly, yes thank you please always come here to give me recc's and tell me what you're reading. I have had The Atlas Six on my tbr foreverrrrrr, so I might have to bump that up the list a bit. And honestly I love not totally obnoxious books, so consider that added too.

As far as what I've been reading, my brain cannot process anything but top tier TRASH so that's where I live now. Some highlights:

A Once Upon a Broken Heart series: which is a spinoff of Caraval and decidedly YA and the main girl was so.goddamn.dumb and I gasped out loud at the end of the second book while ON THE TEAM BUS. I finished it and immediately bought the third one. It was ridiculous.

A bunch of Eva Leigh historic romances with decidedly TORTURED SAID BOIS ans lotsa good tropes and one was second chance romance and I know its unpopular but I LOVE second chance romance.

The Graham Effect: another sequel/spinoff of the Off Campus series which is peak!trash that I adore and this was about the first couple's daughter and it was swoony and ridiculous and I legitimately lol'ed at the end before giving it five stars anyway because I got a THAT'S MY WIFE moment and Imma simple lady who knows what she likes

Sincerely, Your Inconvenient Wife: my toxic trait is how much I adore billionaire romances where they have to get married for some stupid totally asinine reason. Also more THAT'S MY WIFE. I make no apologies for the way I am.

#laura rambles #laura reads books #i have a bunch of kids who work for me now #and they know i read a lot #they dont know... what i read #outside of generalities #but they knew about the ya series because one of them had read ir #so we were talking about that #and then one of the other ones was like: have you read icebreaker???? #which i have #but i was like don't talk to me about that #i know whats in that book #anyway i am a professional

[harleybarbarahandler]

I finished watching pan am and my biggest takeaway is that if laura did agree to being with ted while he was married to amanda then i give it five months before she’s also just dating amanda as well

#not convinced they wouldn’t just. leave ted after a while #he isn’t very interesting #you can’t tell me that Amanda didn’t have a thing for Laura IMMEDIATELY even Ted pointed it out #amanda really saw a pretty blonde crying and immediately gave her $500 no questions asked #and I see you sapphic Laura. running away from your wedding because you just didn’t want to marry him. even though you don’t know why. #unsure yet if I think she’s bi or comphet lesbian but #part of me thinks bi because her dynamic with joe was very sweet #but part of me thinks she’s just so sheltered and desperate for love because of her upbringing that she mistakes platonic for romantic #and she accepts the affection from other people but there’s a struggle in her mind about what she really wants #she has hesitated before kissing every single man she’s kissed in the show #is all I’m saying #I would place my bets on which one of ted and Amanda she’d more likely lose her virginity to that’s for sure (spoiler: it’s not Ted) #anyway thanks for reading my analysis of a character from a cancelled show from 11 years ago #this is what Margot Robbie has done to me. she made me watch all of pan am despite my disinterest in a lot of it #cute show though I did enjoy it

[fazcinatingblog]

THESE IDIOTS ARE SO STUPID OH MY GOD OF COURSE IT'S CREAM, HE PUT CREAM IN THE CARBONARA NO I HATE THESE PEOPLE

#laura watches hard quiz #i mean laura picked B and i'm like nooooo the right answer is D you idiot and it turned out B is pepper?????? #in what world is PEPPER controversial in a carbonara #in laura's world #she's like 'mm no pepper is spicy definitely pick that one' #ok maybe laura's onto something #(am i talking about myself in the third person? no shut up) #the ones that picked B ok fine that's understandable #but two of them picked A - which is cheese????? #losers

[ladysophiebeckett]

i think every fandom ive read fic for has gay ships so its so weird to me that there’s not any annie spadaro\caroline duffy fic. caroline even says she’s seen annie naked. its not like there’s isnt canon material there. 

#theres like two fics that caroline\del which is only a thing in s1 #even RS has a few steele\murphy fics and laura with a 1 ep female character #like... #where's the gay in this dead fandom #the way annie and richard fight...its like theyre fighting over caroline #why am i the only one who sees it #am i crazy ? ? #maybe im crazy #(no im not)

[wileys-russo]

leah williamson 🫶

reader saying i like you instead of i love you to leah and leah getting annoyed

the bet II l.williamson

"do you want anything love?" your girlfriend murmured quietly where she was squished in beside you, about to get up to grab a drink where you were sat down for a movie night with some of your friends.

"another slice of pizza? please." you smiled hopefully which the blonde returned. "course, anything for you." she mumbled pecking your lips a few times sweetly causing your cheeks to warm.

"i love you." you sighed happily, both of you staring into one anothers equally as lovesick eyes. "i love you." leah whispered back kissing your nose. "i love you more." you grinned kissing her cheek. "i love you more." leah retaliated with a cheeky smile, pecking your lips.

"oh would ya give it a rest! shut up man." katie moaned from the floor, a pillow smacking the two of you in the head as the irish woman launched it your way.

"i love you most, end of." leah warned with a playful glare, kissing you softly again before grabbing the pillow and standing, swinging it with much more force than katie had as it thwacked her in the side of the head causing her to nearly topple over.

"oi!" you rolled your eyes with a snicker as the older girl shot up to her feet and chased your girlfriend out of the room, the sounds of their squabble echoing from the kitchen.

"you are down so bad." laura shook her from beside you as you gave her a strange look. "who taught you that? shut up!" you laughed quietly, knocking your shoulder into hers. "she's not lying. disgustingly in love!" beth fake gagged from on the other lounge.

"you're one to talk bethany!" you scoffed at the girls own neediness. "i do not shove my tongue down my girlfriends throat or feel the need to tell her i love her every thirty seconds!" beth defended herself, movie now forgotten.

"leave them be they are very sweet." lia chuckled as you sent her an appreciative smile before turning a frown on beth again. "i am not needy! and we don't do that." you huffed at the accusation.

"you do. i bet ya couldn't go one full training session without telling leah you love her or lockin lips!" beth challenged as your eyes narrowed and laura oohed beside you as again you shoved her.

"i could too! you're on mead, tomorrow." you accepted, beth settling back into the lounge with a satisfied grin as viv rolled her eyes at the theatrics.

~

"do you want a tea for the meeting babe?" leah asked sweetly as you played with her fingers where they were interlocked with your own under the table, everyone finishing up breakfast as todays session was an earlier one.

"yes please." you smiled appreciatively, leaning in to peck her lips but with a subtle kick to your ankle you turned your head to glare at beth as leahs lips fell to your cheek instead.

"forgetting something are we?" beth smirked as your girlfriend left and you remembered the bet from last night, sighing tiredly and shaking your head. "no! starts from now." you huffed, shoveling the last mouthful of your fruit salad into your mouth.

"you won't even last the first hour." beth teased with a smug smile as you ignored her and engaged lia in conversation instead. "here you go gorgeous." leah dropped back down in the seat to your other side with a smile, placing down the takeaway cup of tea in front of you.

"thanks baby." you hummed appreciatively, everyone starting to make a move for the meeting room. "i love you." leah smiled softly, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear. "i appreciate you." you returned her smile, booping her nose with your finger.

~

"stop!" you whispered with a grin, shoving away leahs hand which wandered higher and higher up your thigh, the blonde giving you a cheeky smile seemingly in quite the mood today.

"no." leah whispered back, hand darting out to pinch you as you smacked her, the two of you resorting to playing footsies as the meeting continued.

"do you want to go for dinner tonight? i can call and book us in somewhere after this." leah asked quietly, arm now draped across the back of your shoulders as your hand rested on her knee, finger tracing absent minded shapes.

"yeah that sounds nice." you agreed, kissing her cheek quickly and turning back toward the staff at the front of the room. "i love you." leah whispered, finger dipping just below the collar of your training top.

"we could go to that new italian place that just opened? i'm sure they have a childrens menu for you baby." you teased, leah rolling her eyes playfully as you both paid closer attention once the defensive tactics came out.

~

"looking good number twelve." leah whistled as she wandered past where you were squatting, steph shooing her away as to not distract you as the two of you were partnered up to spot one another.

"away with you!" steph warned as leah sent you a wink and a wolfish grin over the australians shoulder and returned to her own program where kim was waiting for her.

but of course considering the mood leah was in it wasn't long before she was hovering nearby again, everyone now having broken off individually to stretch and cool down.

"hello sexy." leah dragged her mat over and sat right beside you where you were rolling out some tension in your hamstrings. "hi." you smiled, not missing the way her eyes roamed your legs as your free foot shot out to kick her.

"eyes to yourself thanks we're in a work environment." you teased, switching over to the other leg and exhaling as the knot you were working on slowly started to dissipate.

"not illegal to look now is it? don't think i could bare to exist in a world where i couldn't stare at you." leah cheesed with a charming smile, laid down on her mat.

"stop perving on me and start stretching williamson." you flicked her with your towel as her grin only grew but she focused a little more on her stretches. "i love you." your girlfriend sang out with a wink, grabbing her roller and starting to work on her calves.

"i love me too, so glad we have so much in common." you teased, well aware of beths eyes on you from the other side of the room as you gave her a sarcastic wave.

"i love you." leah repeated, a slight frown growing when you pretended not to hear her, turning to work on your other leg as you chatted away to laia who was on your other side.

"i love you." you felt your girlfriend poke at your shoulder and you could practically hear the pout in her voice as again you pretended not to hear. "ow! leah." you felt a sharp pinch to the back of your leg and glared at her over your shoulder.

"i love you. say it back!" the blonde scowled as you rolled your eyes. "don't pinch me when you don't get what you want, you're not a five year old." you warned, finishing your stretches and getting to your feet leaving her behind with a bewildered look.

~

"thats good thats good! now press in tighter leah, block off any options of them getting it in the air lotte." jonas called out, arms crossed as you sat on the sideline with your water bottle, the team split into four as a series of small 6 on 6 games were being played as a cool down.

"so, how are you surviving without all your love and affection?" beth slung an arm round you from where she sat beside you making you roll your eyes. "perfectly fine! see i told you i could do it." you smiled victoriously.

"do what exactly?" alessia asked curiously from your other side with a raised eyebrow. "beth bet me i couldn't go all of training without kissing or telling leah i love her." you rolled your eyes as alessia hummed and beth made kissy noises at you.

"well that makes sense then." the blonde shrugged as you gave her a curious look. "what makes sense?" you questioned as beth finally left you be to annoy poor stina instead. "you haven't picked up on it?" alessia asked surprised as you shook your head.

"picked up on what?" "on leah!" "what about leah?" "how she's acting." "less i would appreciate it if you stopped speaking in riddles and explained yourself please."

"she's been grumpy all afternoon. even asked me if you'd said anything about being upset with her, and you've been avoiding her all training." alessia pointed out, taking a large scull of her water.

"well yeah because she looks like a kicked puppy every time she says she loves me and i don't say it back!" you groaned quietly as alessia smiled. "only proving my point that you are both disgustingly in love. its only been a few hours!" beth chimed in as you sent her a glare.

"less! don't encourage her." you smacked your friends knee as she grinned at beths words, the whistles blowing to end the session as everyone gathered around listening as the water bottles were passed around.

you could feel your girlfriends eyes burn a hole in the side of your head and it took every ounce of your self restraint not to turn to meet her gaze, skin prickling under the intensity of her stare as everyone was dismissed.

"now remember training doesn't officially end until you leave colney. no cheeky change room kisses!" beth warned with a wag of her finger and a grin as you pushed her off you with a huff and headed away back toward the training center.

"oi!" you heard the familiar accent call after you but pretended not to hear, walking a little faster as leah ran to catch up with you. "are your ears blocked today?" you skidded to a halt as leah popped up in front of you, arms crossed over her chest and scowl embedded into her features.

"maybe a little, hot shower might help." you tried to duck past her but had no luck as your body thumped into hers. "you're being weird. why are you being weird?" leah questioned, and you shot beth a glare over her shoulder as she waved at you happily.

"i'm not being weird. i'm just...tired." you lied with a small smile, patting her shoulder and stepping around her as her steps fell in line with yours easily, legs longer considering she was taller as again she stepped in front of you.

"okay. when we get home i'll run you a bath and give you a massage and we can take it easy babe, we can go for dinner another night." her hands gently fell either side of your face, eyes bright with concern as your stomach dropped with guilt.

"sounds good." you nodded with a smile, ducking as she leaned in to kiss you, her lips meeting thin air as you pried her hands off and hurried toward the training centre.

"babe!" leah huffed after you with a confused frown, concern melting into annoyance at your odd behavior as you spared her a glance over your shoulder and practically sprinted off away from her.

it didn't take long before she cornered you again, towering over you at your cubby. "are you mad at me? did i do something? say something?" leah asked, eyebrows knitted together as you shook your head.

"then why are you being so weird! you won't kiss me, you won't tell me you love me, anytime i try to speak to you you run away?" leah threw her hands up with a deep exhale and yet another signature scowl.

"yeah, you are being pretty weird! why is that?" beth decided to chime in, false concern written on her face as leah agreed and set her glare down onto you. "baby. i'll explain when we get home, promise." you stood and squeezed her bicep.

"kiss me." leah demanded, tapping her lips expectantly. "leah!" you blushed, well aware of more of the girls tuning into your conversation. "what? you don't normally care unless we're in the middle of a game or a session. so, kiss me." your girlfriend demanded again as beth grinned and wiggled her eyebrows.

"i can't. i've got a...a cold sore. so we should get home!" you grabbed your bag and tried to leave but the taller girl moved to be in the way. "you didn't complain about a cold sore this morning." leahs eyes narrowed suspiciously.

"its only come up today." you lied, clutching your jaw with a fake wince of pain as alessia shook her head from behind leah at the display. "fine. i love you." leah spoke, raising an eyebrow.

"i value you." you replied with a soft smile which did nothing to melt the annoyed frown in her features. "i love you." she repeated again, tapping her foot impatiently.

"i appreciate you." "i love you." "i really like being with you." "i love you." "i really like you." "i. love. you." leahs jaw clenched as beth watched on with delight at your obvious struggle as the changing rooms started to empty, viv and alessia watching on with a wince at the awkward exchange.

"thank you?" you tried every way you could to get around it, though that last response seemed to be the final nail in the coffin as the vein in your girlfriends neck looked ready to pop.

"really? you can walk home then!" leah spun around on heel, having driven the two of you today, and started to storm towards the exit as alessia shoved you from behind and gestured toward leah.

"wait!" you called after her, the blonde pausing but not turning around as you chanced a glance to beth whose smile almost looked like it was hurting her it was so wide.

"i made a bet with beth." you sighed, leah spinning around and eyes narrowing as she strode on back toward you. "you what?" the older girl stopped once again chest to chest with you.

"beth wouldn't stop teasing me about how affectionate we are and calling me needy, so she bet me that i couldn't go one training session without saying i loved you or kissing you." you admitted, the defender scoffing.

you prepared yourself for her to rant and rave, to yell and scold, to drive home without you and for a night to be filled with grovelling.

what you didn't prepare for was for leah to look right over your head, glare directed not at you but at beth who paled at the sight. "beth." leah dropped her bag to the floor and gently moved you aside, fists balled by her side.

"five, four, three-" leah started to count down, beths eyes widening as she looked around the room, jumping to her feet and running off as leah took off after her. "leah!" you called after her with a groan, hearing them start to argue outside.

"huh, that was not what i expected." alessia pondered as you sighed, grabbing both your bag and your girlfriends and hurried off. "really?" you stepped out of the change rooms to find leah had beth in a headlock yelling at her, the shorter girl fighting to throw her off.

"leah!" you called out, both of them stopping at your words, beth still locked up in your girlfriends arms. "i love you very very very much. can we go home now please? and i'll show you." you spoke calmly, your girlfriend instantly perking up at your words as beth groaned in disgust at the not so hidden intent behind them.

"oi!" the girl yelled as leah let go but not before pushing her to the floor, ignoring the colorful language hauled her way as viv appeared and helped her up, a smile of amusement painted on her lips having already tried to warn beth against meddling between the two of you.

"hey you lost the bet!" beth yelled after you in reminder as leah grabbed her bag and slung an arm over your shoulder steering you toward the exit. "yeah i did. but we didn't actually bet anything for if i lost beffy, have a nice night!" you grinned at her as her jaw dropped in realization.

"come here." leahs soft voice commanded your attention, her hand grabbing your jaw and tilting your head to the side, her lips ravishing yours as whistles sounded after the two of you at the display.

"leah." you pulled away with a slight blush as her tongue swirled the inside of your mouth and she sucked on your bottom lip before dragging her teeth down to release it with a slight pop, smirk present in her features.

"what? you've got a lot of making up to do baby girl."

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[shorthaltsjester]

watching the sdcc panel and i am just very :) about how sweet their answers to “what are some of the micro moments from the game that have stuck with you the most over the years?” are. taliesin saying what the fuck is up with that which was the first like The Party Gets To Know Each Other moments of c3. travis saying asking his wife if he could kiss her in campaign. marisha going way back to the cannonball competition in campaign one. ashley choosing the beauyasha date but also just the silly goat noise matt made. liam adding onto that to compliment matt roleplaying grass so well and then saying his favourite moment was writing a story for laura and reading it to her as caleb for jester. and then matt saying that was his answer, and that his favourite moments of the game are when they find ways to give gifts to each other whether tangible or not. and sam saying his favourite moments have less to do with the story and is more so when he can just. see his friends across the table from him. when marisha perches and when laura and ashley are (badly) drawing dicks and liam saying he loves when sam sneezes and ashley tells him to stop it and just. yeah. they Are an extremely popular online powerhouse, but i’m so happy that they’re also friends building a world together out of gifts to and love for one another.

like i Am so enamoured with the characters and the world of exandria but the moments when you can feel the love that those people have for each other reach out from behind the stained glass of their performances (to steal a metaphor from brennan lee mulligan) are so extremely special and i am endlessly grateful that they decided to share their silly little home game with the world.

#it’s just the. laura and travis’ characters always being supportive of one another when they’re facing hardship #taliesin and marisha consistently making characters who challenge one another and still protect each other relentlessly #all of them being so fond of ashley’s characters always and literally seeing them light up in c1 episodes when ash got to join in person #sam and liam always making characters who offer one another reprieves into kindness that they don’t always get in the campaign setting #liam making orym after falling in love with keyleth as vax #marisha making laudna after matt’s storytelling with delilah and choosing vex as her body double #ashley using ‘i would like to rage’ and matt having kord ask her where she finds her strength #laura and matt always weaving these deeply complicated and emotional interactions between a daughter and a father #the gasps and yells and clapping when matt makes cool sound effects or reveals a map or breaks/ends on a cliff hanger #them ending both campaign 1 and 2 with ‘what a great/nice story’ and travis saying ‘let’s do it again!’ #and it’s like. yes yes i love the comics and i’m a fan of tlovm but . seeing this well produced thing that somehow mimics #the feeling i get sitting in my living room laughing with my roommates about my ranger’s giant rat failing to climb stairs #it’s very special it’s very sweet #critical role #sdcc 2023 #taliesin jaffe #travis willingham #marisha ray #ashley johnson #liam o’brien #matthew mercer #laura bailey #sam riegel #cr cast #critical role cast #my posts

[mcmansionhell]

dome sweet dome

As some of you may know, I have been going to language school for the last few months in order to learn the world's most widely spoken and useful language: Slovenian. At this point, my Slovenian is about as coherent as, well, a McMansion. In order to feel better about myself, I have sought out a McMansion that is worse than my cases and word-order. This house (in Naperville, IL, of course) does, in fact, make me feel better, but will probably make you feel worse:

This Cheescake Factory house, built in 2005, boasts 5 bedrooms, 8.5 bathrooms and can be yours for the entirely reasonable sum of $3.5 million dollars. Also for some reason all the photos look like they are retouched with 2012-era Instagram filters.

First of all, trying to visualize the floor plan of this house is like trying to rotate seven cubes individually in my mind's eye. Second, if you stand right beneath the hole in the ceiling you can get the approximate sensation of being a cartoon character who has just instantaneously fallen in love.

Even if this was a relatively mundane McMansion it still would have made it into the rotation because of the creepy life-sized butler and maid. Would not want to run into them in the middle of the night.

The mural is giving 1986 Laura Ashley or perhaps maybe the background they use for Cabbage Patch Kids packaging but the floor? The floor is giving Runescape texture.

Have you ever seen so many real plants in your life? A veritable Eden.

The overwhelming desire to push one of the chairs into the haunted jacuzzi...but in reality they probably put those chairs there to keep from accidentally falling into the tub at night.

(elevator music starts playing)

This is one of the all time [adjective] rooms of McMansion Hell. I personally am in love with it, though I don't think I understand it. Perhaps it is not meant to be understood.....,

Continuing with the baseball theme, the guy in the painting looks how I feel after it's been raining in Ljubljana for two straight weeks. (Not ideal!!)

And finally:

We love a house that has four unused balconies and also a sporting grounds that is large enough to build a whole second McMansion on top of. Everyone should so value their health.

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