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tellywoodtrash · 5 years

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khkt 28.08.19 lb

gosh, every girl deserves a mother in law like veena. saas ho toh aisi ho, warna na ho.

mummy is well aware that Raja Beta is a handful.

mild resentment feelz i am having that she expects sona to put up with that and fix her son.

ouff, i don't like this aunty. like i sympathize with the character and all, but......... her acting annoys me.

also her hatred for rohit better warrant some actual fault by him, like making a fatal mistake while operating (that a surgeon of his level should have known better than to do.) yeh nahi ki she's just mad at him for a random medical happenstance that he couldn't actively avoid.

lol nishi is suchhhhhhhh a jalkukdi. whatever stereotypical auntiness is missing from veena, koot koot ke ismein bhari hai.

yk's wry smile is everything.

yk reppin #teamSonakshi.

nishi is like oh helllll naah, not in my bedroom! this is a sonakshi-free zone!!!!!!!

askkkk her yk, ask her!

god nishi you are so elitist.

of course i'm not for sona being put to work at the age of 12, but maybe that's the only option suman had in order to raise the family on her own? it's not morally right, but then survival tactics rarely ever are.

oh ho, yk reminding her that he isn't from a family that is exactly comparable to hers either.

yeah, i find this especially disingenuous, coz nishi was grumbling about sonakshi not being sindhi, and yk isn't either? (isn't his surname kapoor or kumar or something?) why is she applying all these cut-off qualifications to rohit's spouse when she didn't while choosing someone to marry herself?

yup, typical desi hypocrisy, ki jawaab nahi hai toh incredulous topic change.

she's so easily distracted, like a magpie.

ugh.

nosy chachu yahaan bhi taang adaa rahein hain. but for once i welcome it. adaao idhar, please adaao! aur iski moti akal ko thikaane lagao pls!

lol ajit, you know they're faking and you're still shipping them. i love you, you idiot. you are truly this fandom’s in-show proxy.

ajit family ka game show host bhi hai. waah, mera multi-talented chutku!

lmao rohit's face knowing badi mumma is gonna choose them.

sonakshi's bitchface of the night #5.

oh god suman ko call to get permission for her to stay later, ffs, she a grown woman, could you stop calling her mom like she's a 7 year old over at your place for a play date????

ajit tu pitega. aaj bhi pitega.

ohhhhh newlywed's game haiiiiiiii.

relationship mein clarity in dono ko khud nahi hai, aap logo ko kya dikhayenge?

first question about gussa.

rohit, honestly, how fucking dare you???????

also this moment has the same energy as........

joke i forever love: someone angrily screaming that they do not get angry.

............ i don't think the sippys get how to play this game. if one of them says "woh", the other is supposed to agree and say "main". this is them contradicting each other at every question.

did rohit hold up "main" for the forgiveness question?

"lekin rohit toh kissi ko asaani se maaf karta nahi."

uh yeah, easy forgiveness is for small shit like not renewing her license or feeding him karela or something. NOT FOR CHEATING ON HIS MOTHER AND HAVING A WHOLEASS LOVECHILD THAT YOU GOT ADOPTED INTO THE FAMILY. (the audacity of men, is2g.)

oufffffffff. yk coming in with a heavyyyyyyy one: "tum dono mein se zyaada pyaar kaun karta hai?"

pffffffffffft. both should have put up "main", then it would have been hort-crushingly romantic. i iz disappoint.

(also rohit ne sonakshi ko abhi se easy liya hua hai???? he at least should have put up "main" since he's the one pretending to be so in love with her????? hmph.)

ugh. don't care. i don't care about any of this nonsense until raima actually wakes the fuck up.

my question is, itniiiiiii gracious aur wholesome family mein rohit aur nishi kaise paida ho gaye?

cutesttttttttttt. i love her soooooo much.

i guess ravi bhaiyya is that trusted, if they're discussing this in front of him??? we're absolutely sure he won't go spill to vimmi????

sona is honestly too good for anyone in this damn show. a whole different planet itself for my queen! it shall have only puppies and kittens and kids below the age of 12; other pure beings who can never hurt her heart of solid gold.

yup, canon-confirmed that ravi bhaiyya is trustworthy. so it’s sona/ravi/ajit/mom, in terms of rohit’s secret-keeping inner circle.

ohhhhhhhhhh great. raima's gonna be in some hospital in mumbai. asdlkjfdslkflsdkj lord, why?????

oh thank god, he didn't see Angry Friend.... Hitesh? Ritesh? some "itesh", imma just call him Angry-tesh from now on.

ouff this aunty's acting is intolerable cruelty.

phew.

also, metaphor samajh rahe ho aap? raima’s gonna appear outta nowhere, literally come in between them, but then slip away off to her intended destination (wherever that may be), so roankshi can ultimately unite.

ouffffff, too much deep meaning nikaal diya maine traffic situation mein se.

ouff too cute, end of first date type squishy smiles.

"itna sudharaa hua dr. surgeon mujhe digest nahi hoga."

ugh, she a masochist, like all other tellywood girls. sis, learn to accept and expect respectful, good behaviour from men. have some fucking standards, pls.

oh boy samaaj seva type rambling.

... which has given rohit a social justice waala boner.

(the only boner we all should be having in these dark times. in 2k19 we only fuck with people who are into radical compassion and equal rights for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

"kitni alag ho tum.... raima se."

ughhhhhh, had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

ok but if raima was so hyper and restless, then how did she calm bad boy rohit down???? does not compute.

"woh jitni restless thi, tum utni suljhi hui."

god, this fucker has no sense on what to say when. literally no one in any situation ever wants to be compared to an ex, rohit. esp. one that you're so painfully hung up on. and that's what sona's face is screaaaaaaming.

lol ok sona that's a dumb question. a really dumb question. you know why.

jesus h. christ will someone please get this man to therapy?????? fucking hell, y'all own a damn hospital, surely you have SOMEONE in there who can help??????? fuck!!!!!!!!!!!

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johnnyrebuniverse · 7 years

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Let’s Get Personal Challenge

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

Jealousy(Robert DeLong) Genesis(Armors) Tennis Court(Lorde) Fool’s Game(This Century) Drive(Glades) Thorns(Luna Shadows)

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

I would meet my Grandmother. I never truly got to know her because she was in a hospital bed and could never speak to me. So I would meet her.

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

“A hero among commoners, Bacon nonetheless was an aristocrat who simmered over his lack of access to the governor’s inner circle.” (A Patriot’s History of the United States.)

4: What do you think about most?

I think about all the ways I can say hello and goodbye the next time I see her...

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

“Yeah tbh…”

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

Depends on how depressed I am. (No judging.)

7: What’s your strangest talent?

I can describe interpersonal struggles to a person’s life by merely looking into their eyes for at least 15-17 seconds.

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

Girls make better sweaters; Boys make rocks out of feathers.

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Yes actually. I was touched.

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

Just now. I always end up doing it when I listen to music.

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

Hmmmm, I’m terrified of holding someone's last words forever in my mind. Does that count?

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

Never. Q-Tips, are totally natural objects.

13: What’s your religion?

I am a follower of The lord Jesus Christ. :)(Christian) Religion is relative and subjective.

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Running or working.

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Yes. Just yes.

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Gaah. Probably This Century.

17: What was the last lie you told?

That I was okay when they asked me how I felt about being stalked by my ex.

18: Do you believe in karma?

I believe in justice.

19: What does your URL mean?

It’s from the Civil War era, a common jock made by Union to Confederates soldiers.

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

What kind of weakness? Okay okay...fine. W-1: Giving too many second chances, loving too hard. S-1: Singing to bring people together, people, and running fast. W-2: When she runs her fingers through my hair(imma be honest) S-2: When she smiles at me and says I’m strong enough for both of us. :)

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

Oooooo! Emma Stone or Lorde(Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor.) :) #EmmaStoneandLordeisbae

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Nope.

23: How do you vent your anger?

Guitar and singing or running...for a long time. It gives me time to think of how dumb I am.

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

Hmmm, I have a collection of loose leaf sketches I’ve made over the years.

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Talking on the phone.

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

I’m happier with him that who he was, but still striving for better.

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

Sound I hate: Crying(breaks the heart) Sound I love: Laughter or piano bar jazz.

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

What if… I became all the things I swore to never be. Would I be loved?

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

I believe in certain spirits and the Holy Ghost. I like the idea of ghosts and aliens though.

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Right: Nothing Left: Corkboard.

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

Book paper, wood and coffee.

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

Downtown Ohio.

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

East.

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

Lorde. (Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor)

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

To love, live, and strive for good things and give glory to God no matter how hard life becomes.

36: Define Art.

The expression of beautiful things through poetry, music, lyrics, painting, drawing and dancing.

37: Do you believe in luck?

No… mostly because i’ve never had any. lol

38: What’s the weather like right now?

Night. Hot. Florida… hot.

39: What time is it?

9:31 pm.

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Not legally. Lol And yes.

41: What was the last book you read?

“Strategies for Academic Success.”

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Yeeessss.

43: Do you have any nicknames?

I have a few. :)

44: What was the last film you saw?

Despicable Me. (I got bored...very very bored.)

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

Broken heart. Lol (no but really) Dent in my forehead(still there) from a bike wreck.

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

Yup. it was kinda terrifying.

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

Yes...Her… Journalism. Lorde. Making people smile(it counts)

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

Heterosexual.

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

Yup, it wasn’t fun...at all.

50: Do you believe in magic?

Not unless chocolate cake counts.

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

No actually. I just have a lot of sadness for them.

52: What is your astrological sign?

Gemini/Virgo (I have two cause I’m special lol)

53: Do you save money or spend it?

Yes.

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

Mountain Dew.

55: Love or lust?

Yes.

56: In a relationship?

In heart, mind and spirit.. Waiting in body.

57: How many relationships have you had?

Two “relationships.” but no real ones.

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Heck no.

59: Where were you yesterday?

School.

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Yes... There is something pink on my wrist.

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

Always.

62: What’s your favourite animal?

Wolf, fox, hawk and J-raff’s. lol

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

What? None that i am aware of. Ask other people. lol

64: Where is your best friend?

I have few in many places.

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

@haileyisradsauce @champasaurus @toonimated @snarkies @kuvshinov-ilya

66: What is your heritage?

40 acres of land and a beautiful sky to share with someone special one day.

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

Writing.

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

Bound for hell.

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

What?

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

Not sure. I know me and I know my bad sides.

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Save the dang dog and show up with it to work, turning in my things and collecting my last pay check.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

Probably only a few people. B. Hold her for all of them. C. Death is afraid of what comes after it. I am not.

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

Love is trust.

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Jealousy by Robert DeLong

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

HA! I don’t own a cell phone, ask my friends… h-hang on, let me e-mail’em real quick for you.

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Trust. And little reminders of how valued they are in your life.

77: How can I win your heart?

Pick the pieces up after it breaks. Or hold me… heck, touch my chin, with your index finger, run your fingers through my hair and whisper all kinds of stuff(if we’re being honest).

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Yes.

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

For her. Yes. But for me it’s driving me nuts cause i wanna just freaking love her out loud.

80: What size shoes do you wear?

10 ½ (That whole “foot size” thing isn’t true by the way *cough* living testimony.)

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

“Overrated and Underpaid.”

82: What is your favourite word?

“Lackadaisical” (Lazy)

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

Two hands holding a chipped heart over a cardboard box filled with newspaper. Huh…?

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

“You right” and “I got you”

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

“Holy Ghost” by BORNS. (<3)

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

Whichever creates a more beautiful illustration of my thoughts.

87: What is your current desktop picture?

My working E.P. Album cover.

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

My mind.

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

“Why do you love me?” Because I’d be terrified if i didn’t tell or show you enough. Having to tell or show how truly i love you would break my heart for you and me. Every kiss would be held by a tear.

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Stare...drool…. Fall back asleep and hope it was a dream.

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

Shape shifting.

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

July 19th 2017 11 p.m.

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

None. They’ve made who I am.

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Are we legit sleeping? Or “sleeping”? If we’re actually sleeping then I’m throwing a lock-in with Andrew Garfield. lol

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Well, I’m gonna go to her house and take her to Europe.

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

Not that I know of.

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

When i was like seven or so. Best pair of black corduroy overalls i ever had...ruined.

98: Ever been on a plane?

Nope.

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

“Testing...testing?”

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