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Okay, in regards to your Unicron is a parent to humans post, when you mention Unicron possessing an animal, I imagined a squirrel. Not some epic beast... I imagined the alien god of destruction sleeping at the center of the Earth as a squirrel.
But it fits. Squirrels are agents of chaos.
Squirrel runs into road, no one, not even the squirrel knows what's gonna happen. Squirrel gets under your vehicle's hood, chews the wires and makes a nest. Squirrel gets into the walls of your house, chews the wires and stores and insane amount of nuts. Squirrel gets cornered, jumps at you like a mad lad.
Could you imagine if Unicron just decided, "I'm a squirrel today and I'm going terrorize the Cybertronians and my brother can't even get mad cause chewing wires is what they do." Or "Hey, I'm a squirrel and travel-sized. I now shall nest in Raf's hair and protect the children this way."
Sorry this a wacked out thought that made me laugh, and felt compelled to share.
Dude I laughed for a solid minute reading this-
Agents of Chaos
After finding out about his surprise offspring, Unicron became protective immediately. But he quickly discovered several things, those being: He couldn't move or act all that much if he wanted to keep his spawn alive. His children quickly became fearful of anything that was abnormal to them. And lastly, fragging with the Cybertronians on his surface was far more enjoyable when there was nothing they could do to stop him.
With these thoughts in mind, Unicron devised the perfect avatar with which to protect, interact with, and care for his young while also making life difficult for everyone else and not drawing too much attention to himself. He searched the other organisms on his surface for days until he found it, the perfect avatar.
The squirrel.
It was chaos incarnate but so common in most places that it would fit right in even if Unicron used it for nefarious purposes. His chackling caused the earth to shake in places as he chose his first subject and took control of it. And while he did have some initial issues piloting the body of the small monster, he quickly got the hang of it and moved to meet the three among his many children who required his attention more so than any others.
Opting to go to Rafael, Unicron in the body of the squirrel quickly took up a place in the boy's arms, earning him a startled squeak and awed touches in response. Unicron chittered, oh so pleased with himself as he spent days refusing to leave Rafael alone, eventually gaining his avatar a place as the boy's pet, just like he planned. Then once he gained a solid foundation from which to work with, his avatar, now named Chitters, snuck into Rafael's school bag and snuck into the base that way.
Rafael was too busy working on his homework and chatting with his Cybertronian guardian to notice as Chitters wormed his way out of the bag and Unicron directed it to begin causing chaos. Unicron didn't want to totally sabotage the Cybertronians who called themselves Autobots, not while they were keeping his children safe. So he didn't direct Chitters to harm anything of importance, but he most certainly did go out of his way to make life hard for everyone. The squirrel quickly gained the ire of the entire team as Chitters tore into wires connecting to certain consoles in the base (never the groundbridge of course. Unicron couldn't risk harming his children after all). Chitters also stole small components from Ratchet's workspace and a few of Bumblebee's video games.
By the end of the day Chitters was banned from base and Rafael took him home with no small amount of guilt. Of course no matter what Rafael did to try and keep Chitters from getting into base, it was useless since Chitters snuck in by hiding on Jack and Miko of by straight up waltzing into the base via Unicron's aid. The abominable squirrel swiftly became an unstoppable pain in the aft that none of the team could do anything about and accepted since the squirrel kept coming back.
Optimus eventually accepted that he was being cursed and merely sighed when his datapads disappeared randomly only to be found later bitten to shreds by a determined squirrel. Ratchet however never gave up trying to hide his small items and tools, even when they were repeatedly found and stolen by Chitters at Unicron's behest. Arcee stopped fighting back when Chitters clambered all over her and gnawed on her outer plating like an irritating but ultimately harmless scraplet. Bulkhead and Wheeljack took to booking it in the opposite direction whenever the "demon squirrel" came near. Unicron abused their reactions until he laughed himself into a stupor, even more so when the two wreckers began carrying tower shields to try and fend the Chitters off. Bumblebee valiantly tried and failed to keep Chitters from destroying his video game controllers and very nearly crushed the squirrel in outrage after the fifth time he had to replace his controller.
Bumblebee: YOU DETESTIBlE VERMIN!
Chitters/Unicron: *destroying yet another controller* This is what you deserve you abominable creation of Primus!
Bumblebee: *chasing after the squirrel* PERISH!
Chitters/Unicron: MWAhAHA!
Every single member of the team hated the squirrel with a seething passion. At times Optimus, usually ever merciful, contemplated taking the squirrel out back and putting it down in the most gruesome way possible. His contemplative thoughts nearly became reality once when Chitters got into his personal datapads that he usually kept hidden away. Those were his only remaining items from his time as Orion and he may or may not have blasted much of the wall into scrap as he widely shot at the squirrel. That day Unicron learned Optimus's limits and he did not touch the Prime's personal items again. He wanted to cause chaos, but he didn't want to earn the true ire of Primus's chosen vessel.
The team hated Chitters and the children knew it. So eventually Rafael tried in vain to let the squirrel go for the sanity of everyone. Long story short, he failed. No matter what he did, Chitters always came back and nestled in his hair like an unwelcome louse. Unicron wasn't upset in the slightest at the children gathering together to try and attempt to get rid of his avatar. In fact he found it to be a fun game to find a way to sneak his avatar back into the Autobot base.
Of course not everything was fun and games for the chaos god, though he greatly enjoyed messing with the Autobots. The Decepticons were a real threat, one that loomed over the children every time they left base. As such Chitters followed the children whenever they left and proved to be far more dangerous than anything else out there once the squirrel got on a Decepticon. Unicron would not tolerate anyone touching HIS children, especially not a disgusting spawn of Primus.
Vehicons that got too close found a rapid squirrel in their joints, tearing away at cables and wiring while somehow managing to not be squished as the Cybertronian flailed. Starscream was met with a rapid squirrel to the windshield once when he attempted to bomb Bulkhead, and simultaneously the children. The seeker ended up crashing into a wall and very nearly being blown to bits. Knockout got scratched one time by Chitters and swore off touching the children ever again. Soundwave straight up avoided the squirrel and didn't bother with the human children upon seeing what Chitters could do. Breakdown once tried to squish the squirrel, but no matter how many times he attempted to, Chitters got back up and tried to maul him. Megatron very nearly got his optics destroyed once when he got too close to the children and has since put out a kill on sight order for the rapid avatar of Unicron (not that any heed it).
Seeing all this the team were suspicious as pit in regards to the squirrel. Ratchet tried to drop a weight on the squirrel only for it to bounce off harmlessly, earning awed and shocked expressions from the medic. Bulkhead and Wheeljack attempted to blast Chitters with a flamethrower only for the squirrel to brush it off and continue onward and chase the wrecker duo who screamed like human girls. Bumblebee made his own attempts to murder the avatar through various means ranging from but not limited to sniping, acid, drowning, crushing, and even suffocation. But nothing ever worked and in the end after months of enduring Chitters, Optimus knelt before the squirrel, glared at it, and ordered Unicron to get the hell out of his base until he behaved.
The chaos god obliged, not even hesitating after he very nearly sent the Prime into a rage when he touched his datapads. A few days later he returned and nestled in Rafael's hair again.
Optimus knew that Chitters was an avatar and the rest of the team sensed something else was off, but they never commented and focused their efforts on what needed to be done. They only really attempted to kill Chitters when they devised a new potential method of extermination. At which point they would try it out on Chitters just to see if it would work or not (which it never did).
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spiritshaydra · 3 months
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Idk what it is about tfp Megatron but he gives off the vibe that he’d disassociate on the floor to angsty post punk music or Mother Mother
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transingthoseformers · 10 months
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I saw the word "geese" on the screen right a moment ago and I was instantly bombarded by the idea of a flock of geese being geese and absolutely harassing some poor vehicon. Mech forgot that he was literally a decepticon soldier and was so damn terrified of these angry feathered menaces
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Have you ever thought how in that one episode of TFP where Ratchet is high on robot steroids and launches a single servo attack on the Decepticons, and no one knew who he was?
Like Knockout thought he was some hotshot new player, legitimately thought he was a brand new warrior that had been brought in. And he's an officer, someone who would be updated and aware (at least somewhat) of relevant information about the handful of Autobots that are on Earth and kicking Decepticon aft. It had been repeatedly referenced that Ratchet doesn't leave the base and Arcee even said something along the lines of millennia passing since he'd been in combat.
Can you imagine being a vehicon in that mine?
Someone not entitled to that extra information because you are a "highly trained" body shield and all of a sudden there's this new person? Just taking down EVERYONE? SCREAMING for Megatron to face him? Like?!?!? Who is this? There are like 5 'bots, who the frag is this person?
AND then you hear how he tortured a servant-class miner to get his info. Like, wtf dude, that's Decepticon low.
And then he disappears? Is never seen on the battlefield again? No confirmed death, just gone.
And then he shows up again working with Shockwave?!?!? Helps restore Cybertron?!?! DISAPPERS AGAIN UNTIL THE PREDACONS START ROAMING AND FRAGGING UNICRON LAUNCHES AN ATTACK?
Ratchet is a cryptid to the Nemesis's vehicon population and nothing can change my mind.
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mantizimus · 5 months
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Hi! if the request/ask is open, if so, could you do of tfp cons with human (gn! or f!) S/o? Romantic/Platonic
This Human's a cinnamon roll, somewhat naive/innocent, (has the personality/backstory of Perrito from the Puss in Boots movie or Fluttershy from MLP). They're very motherly and being nurse/therapy-like friend and also a Pacifist yet can be passive-aggressive…
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Cute and naive but passive-aggressive human S/O
Starscream
In the presence of other Decepticons, he actively pretends to be annoyed by this behavior.
However, when you are alone, he soaks it up like a sponge, enjoying your words.
It does wonders for his self-esteem.
You understand perfectly well that he has problems and are actively trying to help.
When he first heard passive-aggressive words from you, even if not directed at himself, he was very surprised.
If the Vehicons standing next to him hadn't confirmed it, he would have thought that he was hallucinating.
To be honest, Starscream really likes this side of you and wouldn't mind seeing it more often.
Just try not to say things like that to Megatron, okay?
Knock Out
Like Starscream, he loves listening to you.
He really likes it when someone praises him. And if it's his S/O…
He especially appreciates your support after the death of Breakdown.
Because of your kindness and naivety, Knockout has an image in his head of you as a too-kind-for-your-own-good person who is incapable of hurting anyone.
Thus, if was quite surprising for him to see your passive-aggressive side.
Just in case, he even double-checks the status of his systems to make sure that they are working properly and that he did not imagine it.
He won’t be very upset if you say something like that to him, because he thinks it’s funny in its own way.
What he won't find funny is saying something like that right into Megatron's face. But medic hopes that you have enough common sense not to do this.
Dreadwing
In some ways, he considers you a breath of fresh air, especially compared to the other Decepticons.
He especially appreciates the fact that you are helping him cope with the loss of his brother.
Yes, you weren't there when he felt his demise, but you're still doing a great job.
Makes sure that your naivety does not backfire on you.
Your passive-aggressive side caught him off guard.
In hindsight, Dreadwing should have known something like this. After all, even Autobots aren't completely harmless.
Makes it clear that you should watch what you say and to whom, so that you do not have problems with others.
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yoayoaa · 2 months
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Hi nice to meet you can I ask the transformers prime bots and cons react to finding in a pod an bunch of sparkling beans I imagine them to be small enough to be hold by human arms and soft and squishy like alike mashmellows until they grown giant size
HELLO THERE, NICE TO MEET YOU TOO! OF COURSE YOU COULD ANON :DD
Prompt: Tfp Autobots and Decepticons reacting to a pod full of small sparklings
Warnings: no warnings, this is sfw
Notes: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE! I'd want to hold one or two tbh 😔😔
Autobots:
-well this is unexpected-
-the team found a stasis pod before bringing it back- although with a bit of hesitation due to some previous experiences...
-ANYWHO the last thing they'd be expecting for the pod to be FULL OF SPARKLINGS
-Ratchet is worrying his aft off about their health, he's old give him a break 😭
-Optimus and Bumblebee are worried for the sparklings, how long have they been in that stasis pod
-Arcee, Bulkhead, and Wheeljack is confused onto why are there a bunch of sparklings in a pod, sent to Earth
-i feel like Smokescreen would have been worried yet confused at the same time, he has no idea whats going on 💀
-Ultra magnus...well i think he'd be worried about the team's availability but also minding the fact that the sparklings also need someone (somebot-) to watch over them
-the bots would be more aware of their surroundings with how small and squishy and sparklings are
-more so when Miko was able to hold them 😭
-Thankfully Ratchet deduced that the sparklings would grow much larger than their current size...now to think of where to house them-
Decepticons:
-well well well what do we have here, a soon to be deceptico-
-im kidding 😭 (or not? Depends on said cons-)
-again they thought there was a relic in the pod, AND NOT A BUNCH OF SMALL SPARKLINGS IN IT
-bet most of the cons were to baffled to speak until Megatron tells someone to take care of this 'problem'
-Starscream would have the thought of making said decepticon army from sparklings, but probably forgot how hard it is to teach sparklings
-Soundwave would entertain some of them with his visor (the smiley faces, using his tentacle(?) thing by tickling the little sparklings)
-Knockout would check on the sparklings, probably let out a horrendous gasp or two from how dinged up the sparklings' paint job are
-Breakdown (lets assume he's still alive for the sake of this-) would help Knockout in the med bay
-We do not talk about Airachnid because we know she wont give a damn about those sparklings 💀
-Dreadwing would be confused on how to handle them, i feel like he'd be the type to stiffen up when a sparkling was handed to him
-Shockwave wouldn't really think much or spend much time with them, probably considered it "illogical"
-WE CANT FORGET ABOUT THE VEHICONS. BET THEY ABSOLUTELY ADORE THE SPARKLINGS. A bunch of light to the dark and gloomy lifes of said Vehicons
-Again both Knockout and Shockwave probably reassure Megatron that the sparklings would grow larger than their current size
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lunarbreaksblog · 5 months
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hey pookie feel free to delete or ignore this ‼️‼️
but im literally in love with the autobot sparkeater imagine you made and i know you probably dont take transformers reqs anymore but i am begging u rn please do a decepticon ver,, pls
Hey don't worry! I still do transformer imagines, I'm glad someone liked my sparkeater imagine :) I'm gonna presume TFP Decepticons
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How TFP!Decepticons would react to a sparkeater!reader
Megatron:
This mech is insane, he will gladly accept your condition! After all he need more assets to fights the Autobots
This mech has no morales really however he does have one condition for you— you don't eat your fellow comrades unless he tells you to.
Kinda views you as a pet now
Its not a very healthy relationship you have going on with him— plus he won't hesitate to annihilate you if you don't listen. You won't be a another Starscream to him.
Starscream:
Absolutely nervous of you— like a blabbering buffoon. You were his fellow seeker and know that he finds out that you literally eat sparks... He scared as hell but he can't help but feel betrayed by your false facade.
Doesn't like being in the same room as you really.
Just kinda wishes you didn't become a sparkeater and that you were still... You. Not a horrid abomination.
Knockout:
Just like Starscream, he's understandable nervous as hell. He's consistently checking over his shoulders for your form.
He'd feel safer if Breakdown was here but unfortunately his lover isn't here to protect him from you... A person that he used to confide in after Breakdown's death.
Oh how it makes his plates shiver knowing that you know him
Yet he doesn't know you until now
Soundwave:
He has no real emotions towards you really but he won't hesitate to eliminate you should Megatron find you as a threat
He's got many recordings of you before you were found out to be a sparkeater— majority of the recordings of you munching on the vehicons.
There's even one of you bathing in their spark fluid — it shows how animalistic you are.
You are but a animal to him.
Shockwave:
Absolutely wants to study you, doesn't view you as a person anymore. Know you are a test subject.
If you can be made without dark energon and still be as powerful as you are. As well as having the ability to regenerate, he's gonna study you to death
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weldingmetal · 4 months
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How do you think cybertronians would react to our mouths? The fact that the mouth can easily bite and rip off your or someone else's pinky finger with such ease, almost like biting into a carrot. The brain only stops you from doing so.
So like I think in this scenario it’s not the fact that they have mouths that freaked them out, it’s the fact of what they do with said mouths as well as teeth.
Unlike Cybertronians human eat and chew where they mostly drink. Humans teeth are made to tear into flesh. Just predicons had sharp teeth to eat living mechanisms we have canines to eat meat.
Although that isn’t to say that bots teeth can’t be sharp. I believe if they ate non refined energon in its crystal form their denta would get sharp. I mean look a TFP Megatron. We know that he loved his space crack- I mean dark energon. So I wouldn’t doubt that centuries of eating the stuff would make his mouth look like a piranha.
But sharp teeth/denta for bots isn’t normal.
I can imagine how visceral it would be for a bot to watch a human or animal tear into meat or eat and chew things that should be to hard for soft organics.
So imagine a bot’s reaction to a humans mouth and teeth at work.
Here is a blurb of a possible reaction.
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Bulkhead tired to think of a way out of this.
It was supposed to be a simple mission. It was supposed to be practically nothing. Now he’s tied up, can’t move or sever his binds, and he still doesn’t know where Miko went.
He let her wonder off and now who knows where she-
“Bulkhead!”
As if Primus himself heard him he heard his charges voice.
“Bulkhead where are you we have to-“
She turned the corner to find Bulkhead. Tied up in some kind of cable.
“I’m sorry Miko, I was ambushed. I would get us the frag out of here but…I’m a little tied up.”
He says looking down at his binds. Miko runs up to him.
“You gotta try Bulk, the decepticons were after me back there. I lost them but they could come any second!”
“I wish I could Miko. But there are to many loops in my binds around me to break free. I would be able to if I could break just a few of them, maybe if you can find somethi-!”
Then deep in the cave stomping peds could be heard. Miko was full on panicking. She ran up to her bot. Her friend. She tugged and tugged. She knew everything would be okay if she could just break a few.
“It’s no use Miko! I’ll be fine you need to go! Please Miko, run and hide!”
Miko looked up at the bot, her bot, in fear. She looked towards the impending doom before back to Bulkhead and his pleading look.
Something in her snapped.
Her face lit up in anger and she screamed-
“NO!”
She bit down on the cable, electric sparks lighting up around the corners of her mouth as she tugged and bit and thrashed her head back and forth like a wild animal until the cable broke.
She went for another
*crunch zzzt snap*
“I’m.”
*crunch zzzt snap*
“Not.”
*crunch zzzt snap”
”Leaving you.”
*crunch zzzt snap*
“Behind!”
Bulkhead with all his might flexed and pulled and stood and broke his binds just as the vehicons rounded the corner. He picked Miko up and dashed out of the cave dodging blasts aimed at him.
He looked down at Miko and gasped. The corners of her mouth were burned and bloodied. Her jaw was snapping and seizing no doubt from the electric current she continued to bite…for his sake.
As he left the cave and was able to get a signal to comlink and ask for a ground bridge he was wracked with heavy and thick guilt.
He was supposed to be the strong one. He stopped thinking when he heard Miko groan and speak.
“G-guess I s-saved you this time h-huh Bulkhead?”
Bulkhead thought he would cry, in fact he was almost certain he was tearing up. Despite everything Miko, his sparkling charge was still smiling.
As he ran into base he yelled for Ratchet, to do something anything to help Miko.
June and eventually Fowler was called. June bandaged Miko’s mouth and said that she probably won’t have any lasting scars and if she did they would fade.
After the kids were sent home the bots rightfully demanded to know what happened.
Bulkhead explained everything, even the way Miko seemed to go feral.
After that bots went to bed with deep unease in their tanks.
How could something so small have a bite that hard, and still undoubtedly be sentient.
Bulkhead didn’t recharge that night.
Who could blame him with the image of mostly innocent Miko desperately and frantically tore into the cable like a feral animal. All because he wasn’t strong enough.
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riskyraiker · 9 days
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I have a idea that reader is like a sheep in their monoform and then a black wolf in their alt form kinda like a wolf in sheep's clothing or sheep in wolf's clothing🤩
Oh. my. Gosh! I love this😍😍 Just imagine reader seeming like a sweetheart and all by looking like a sheep, but in battles looking like a wolf they're ruthless!!!
TFP bots with a reader whos bipedal mode looks like a sheep, but alt form is a wolf
You've been on the team as long as you landed on earth. Everyone thought you were so sweet and nice, since you look like a sheep, but why you didn't have an alt form? Well you do, but don't want to show it that much, being afraid of their opinion on you. The team did like having a second medic whose actually optimistic! Unlike Ratchet, who is always grumpy.
Back up was needed and the fight wasn't going well on your teams side. You demanded Ratchet to open the groundbridge which did confuse him, but still went with it. Running through and transforming, you bite the first vehicon who happens to be infront of you. The team thought someone new arrived since the wolf didn't even look like you. Half of the team was amazed about your ruthless acts, the other half was almost horrified! The fight was over...The bots was secure enough to come back from their hiding spots. Optimus spoke first, "With who do you fight? Autobot or an decepticon." Your alt form didn't have a badge for some reason. "Why are you asking optimus? It's me? Y/N."
Optimus prime
At first he didn't believe it was you, until you went back into your bipedal mode.
Was worrying why you hid this from them or did someone do this to you.
Treats you the same ofc! If you need a shoulder to lean on Optimus listens.
He would stand next to you if someone was against Cyberwolfs.
Was actually surprised when he realized you could act so ruthless. He NEVER imagined you were like that this whole time.
If you ever hung out using your alt mode, expect him giving you scratches! If you accept them of course.
Doesn't want you on the battlefield without you using your altmode. He doesn't want to use you, but the alt form is overpowered against regular vehicons. If you disagree about this he accepts it.
If you two were good friends expect him to be around you even more from now on!
Ratchet
Was confused not to see you with the team, but was more than shocked when he saw a cyberwolf walk through.
"WHAT HAPPENED TO Y/N?! WHE-" "Calm down doc, that's her." Wheeljack just teased the medic.
Was a little angry how you kept this form hidden, but couldn't be angry that long since you're so nice
He wouldn't give you scratches unless you asked.
Still confused how your modes didn't match up at all! Was thinking were you a sheep in wolfish clothing or vice versa?!
If he refuses to recharge you just pick him up and walk over to his berthroom door.
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Bumblebee
PRIMUS A CYBERWOLF?! oh it's just Y/N..Y/N IS A CYBERWOLF?!
Prepare for A LOT of scratches. He loves earth animals and now he loves you! Platonically!
He gives you scratches when he's in hand reach. So he'll give you scratches a lot!
If you're able to he wants to get a ride on your back!
Was confused why you kept this hidden, but wasn't mad, gladly.
He acts like a cowboy! Or is it a wolfboy? Who cares, it's cool!
He acts like you're his little pet, which you just joke about with anyone
If he's a bee and you're a wolf then you two are the animal duo!
Arcee
Well this is a surprise! One of the nicest bots left in this cruel world did hide something big.
Was mad at you for a little bit, but forgave you since you're always so nice if others aren't.
Would love your skills in the field!!
If she's acting sassy on you, you just pull the wolf card and pick her up.
Ask her for a little petting and you have a nice little session of it!
Watch out with that tail of yours! Don't hit Arcee with it or you might get a small scar on it.
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Bulkhead & Wheeljack
"Hey Bulk, you always wanted a pet didn't you? So I got us a puppy!" Type of situation.
Since these two are not the smartest lads you might need to carry them out of the battlefield.
First they're protective and now they're still protective :)
But when you're in bipedal mode they treat you like a baby alright?!
They're the passive aggressive petters😭😍
LOBBING! If you want to play with them I hope you prefer the alt mode so you can BEAT THEIR AFTS!
Have fun with two dumb idiots who loves you like family no matter what form.
Smokescreen
You're not his pet. No no no no. He's your little puppy now bitches!
If you acted soft like a sheep, protect him like the beast you are!
He's clinging on your tail the moment he has the chance.
SCRATCHES!! ALL DAY EVERY DAY!
You know when he was so happy and excited as he met optimus? This is part 2 baby!
He doesn't care if you're insecure about your alt mode. Number 1# fan right there!
Please let him ride on your back sometimes, he's like a child in a candystore😭
Ultra Magnus
Have fun with Commander here :D
Rules this rules that but still he has respect for you. You're probably rarer than red energon?!
Will not give you scratches when you ask or even if he could. Maybe, like reaaaaally maybe he might give you small scratches if you did something great!
If he's in a hurry just give him a lift. He doesn't care if you pick him up, but do it carefully!
"you're too soft during a war" happy now? Probably yes. If nobody of their own gets hurt, of course.
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AN: AAAGGGHH IM SO SO SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!!! I HAD NO MOTIVATION TO WRITE ANYTHIN FOR SO LONG?!?!
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onewingedsparrow · 1 year
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TF FANS PLEASE CONSIDER
Sparkling!Bumblebee (I’m imagining TFP as I always do, but go ahead and headcanon any ’Bee you want) being so small and tiny that when Optimus Prime transforms, he can just plop ’Bee into his passenger seat and buckle him in to carry him around. When they’re not zooming around to get to places, Optimus will park and let ’Bee sit in his driver’s seat. ’Bee excitedly grips the steering wheel and mimes driving, and enthusiastically yells “BEEP!” to pretend he’s honking the horn. Eventually, when ’Bee is a little older, Optimus will explain to him that his semi truck horn is different from the regular Vehicon horns, but in the meantime, Optimus plays along, and even honks for ’Bee to make the little sparkling think it was his doing. And ’Bee clambers all over Optimus’ seats, and clicks buttons left and right, even though he has no idea what they do. When ’Bee finally gets tuckered out and falls asleep, Optimus switches on his engine, only to discover that his hazards, wipers, and heater are all going at once, very noisily; and he has to urgently shut them off before the mechanical symphony wakes up his son.
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mychlapci · 3 months
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Tfp rules should have it that all leaders need to cement their leadership by getting bred. Megatron birthed those vehicons. Starscream isn't respected because he hasnt given birth in years. Airachnid is the insecticon queen fr. Optimus birthed all the younger autobots and 🗣 Ultra Magnus was chosen as leader of the wreckers specifically so he could get absolutely BRED 🗣 THEY SAW HIS TIGHTASS DEMEANOUR AND PRETTY BELLY AND WENT "well, we're wreckers for a reason-"
YES. That's the kind of thing I like. The best kind of leader is the kind that can provide new soldiers, after all <3 The best way for Magnus to get some respect amongst the wreckers is if he presents his valve and promises to carry their young. He's so clinical about it too, but that's alright, they're going to fuck all his fancy words out of him, anyways. 
Now I'm imagining a very pregnant Ultra Magnus, cradling his belly, ordering around his soldiers, their eyes fixated on his pretty belly and thinking about how swollen his valve must be behind that pesky modesty panel…. this keeps them surprisingly obedient. If they're too occupied thinking about his pregnancy belly, they don't have time to misbehave 
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Hi how would the tfp bots and cons react to finding an escape pot containing sparklings , I always imagine that sparklings are tinier enough to be hold by humans arm and are their bodies are squishy as mashmellows untold they grow giant and develops armor?
Aw I love this idea of tiny squishy marshmallow sparklings. I love it. My headcanon was they were just bots but smaller (like human size) but now I want tiny squishy sparklings!
I do have a character limit of 5 characters per prompt. So, I can't go in depth for each bot. I will answer this with a generalized answer for both factions.
Autobots:
The Autobots find the pod, wondering what could possibly be inside. They are cautious, weapons drawn incase it could be a Decepticon trap. The pod is locked tight with high security, Ratchet is the one to open the pod.
They all see the sparklings inside, babbling and cooing away. They are shocked, they never expected to find sparklings. They had all assumed sparklings were a things of the past.
Bee is the first to dive in, grabbing servofulls of sparklings. He pulls them in close, snuggling them against his chest and faceplates. He thinks they are adorable.
Ratchet scolds Bee, telling him to be more careful. Ratchet is the next one to pick up a sparkling. He holds it carefully in his servo and scans over the tiny being, checking their vital signs. They seem healthy, just a little hungry.
Optimus states that they should take the pod and all of the sparklings back to their base. They can keep them safe and care for them in the safety of the base. He isn’t sure where they came from, or why they were on Earth. But they were now their responsibility and he was going to ensure their protection.
Bulkhead doesn’t want to touch them. He’s scared he’d hurt them. However, he does volunteer to carry the pod back.
Arcee is trying to stand back, waiting for her orders. When a small sparkling jumps from Bee and into her arms. She is able to quickly catch the tiny squish. She had never imagined having sparklings in her life. She isn’t sure how to care for them, but the tiny squeaks emitting from the sparkling makes her spark hum. She can’t deny they are adorable. She holds the sparklings close to her. This isn’t what she was expecting, but she was going to help protect these adorable little sparklings.
Together they get the pod and all the sparklings back to base. Arcee and Bee make a nest in one of the spare rooms and sit together holding many of the sparklings in their arms. Many of the others are rolling around in their laps and on the floor.
Optimus is talking with Agent Fowler, trying to procure more items that will help care for the sparklings.
Ratchet is busy making sparkling safe Energon for them.
Bulkhead stands in the background watching, until one sparkling rolls over to him. He tries to step back but the sparkling continues following him, until the sparkling is about to fall out of the nest. Bulkhead quickly catches the sparkling; he then sits in fear trying his best not to move. The sparkling snuggles against Bulkhead happily, so Bulkhead just sits completely still.
Decepticons:
Megatron ordered the retrieval of the pod, believing it could be something useful to their cause. Knockout and Breakdown are the ones to collect it, and take it on board. They placed it in Knockouts lab.
Knockout tries to open the pod, but after a while he gives up. The high security on it is too tough. Soundwave comes to the lab, and opens the pod fairly quickly.
They are alarmed to see the pod full of sparklings. Sparklings was not what any of the cons wanted.
Megatron was disappointed it wasn’t a great weapon, but he was also intrigued. Sparklings means a new set of soldiers, and not just Vehicon drones. They can be raised, and taught and grow to have unique skills. This was not a complete loss, but an opportunity to make his cause stronger and he was not going to waste it. He ordered his cons to protect the sparklings with their lives, and raise them until they are old enough to listen to him.
Starscream is thrilled. He’s planning the long game, they may be sparklings now but he could raise them to follow him and overtake Megatron once they are older. Starscream was the one to give the sparklings the gentle touch. He knows what it’s like to be sensitive and fragile. He takes great care in looking after the tiny sparklings, giving them soft touches and cradling them carefully.
Knockout tried to nope out of the situation immediately. He doesn’t deal with sparklings, they are dirty, grubby little beings that destroy things. He wanted them out of his lab and away from his belongings.
Megatron orders Knockout back to the pod, and to not be a pain. Reluctantly Knockout obeys. He doesn’t go towards the sparklings, but he gets some Energon and equipment ready to feed them. Once the Energon is ready he grabs a cloth and begins feeding and cleaning the sparklings individually. Placing them into a safe place once they were fed and clean.
Breakdown is buried into the pod, scooping sparklings into his arms. No one knows how long they’ve been inside the pod, and sparklings thrive with comfort and contact. So, Breakdown is grabbing as many as he can, pulling them into his chest to snuggle with them. He wants to give as many as he can the comfort they deserve.
Soundwave left the moment the pod was opened. He has no need for sparklings. The others are more than capable of caring for them, so he goes back to his normal duties. He does, however, keep an eye on them and the cons ensuring the others are actually doing their job of caring for them. If one of the cons (Knockout) try to skip out on sparkling duty, Soundwave will be there to stare him down and point him back in the right direction.
Megatron generally left the cons to it. Occasionally checking on the sparklings progress. He would then stalk back to the main bridge. On one random day, Megatron was about to leave the sparklings room, when one came rolling over to him. Megatron audibly ‘tskd’ unhappy with how the cons let one roll out of sight so easily. Megatron picked the sparkling up, holding it in his large servo. This one was larger than the rest, unique. He decided to keep it by his side. And promptly took it back to the bridge, still cradling it in his servo.
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transingthoseformers · 11 months
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I love the tfp au vehicons so much, they deserve little prank wars and game nights (... oh primus the game nights must be so fun) and once peace hit a lot of the shenanigans become a bit more well known
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swervesbootycall · 6 months
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Hey there can I request headcanons for tfp bots (megatron, starscream, knockout, soundwave, shockwave) for a female reader that likes to pull random shit out from in between her boobs like she sometimes stuffs candy in her bra thank you
Note: I personally dislike using the terms “female” and “male” for humans due to the sociohistorical bio essentialist language baggage there plus dudes can have massive honkers and everyone deserves a titty pocket.
Anyway:
So as a group I honestly think the only ones who are going to notice where a human is pulling stuff from would be Soundwave, Shockwave, and Knockout.
The idea of Megatron and Starscream being Constantly annoyed as they try to starve a reader into compliance/giving away autobot info but they keep pulling shit from SOMEWHERE. Is making me chuckle like I’m running on scooby do logic here. Forget just candy, imagine Starscream doing a dramatic, threatening monologue (like he does with Fowler) to some puny human and realizing that he’s hearing crunching. He turns around and reader’s got a twelve to sixteen inch hoagie they’re munching on.
The Dramatics that would ensue. If it were me and the vehicons tried to take my fucking sammich I’d spontaneously learn close quarters combat.
Starscream thinks he’s done away with Reader’s food and then turns around and they’re eating a banana. It’s got to be a five hundred hats of bartholomew cubbins deal there’s Always something else. Since Mega and Starscream are too dumb to know what pockets let alone titty pouch is, reader is too powerful.
As for Knockout, he notices but doesn’t say anything because watching his bosses flounder against something really mundane is too funny. He’s the kind to give you more things to put in there out of curiosity for how much you can store. He’d start taking advantage of his Own chassis pouch as well I think- if he could comfortably transform with a spare medkit in there.
Soundwave would eventually get tired of shenanigans because he’s the one who has to deal with Megatron having a tantrum, and would unceremoniously dangle you by your ankles with his tentacles and shake you looney tunes style.
If the two of you had a more flirtatious rapport I can see him removing the contents of your boob storage by hand or tendril.
Shockwave just assumes you have a subspace portal in your tits because why Wouldn’t you. He does. Big tiddy solidarity.
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primus-why · 8 months
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More on the MegOp-centric Orion Pax arc we deserved 😤
Okay but imagine during the Orion Pax arc in TFP if it lasted longer. Imagine if Orion started to get to know some of the Vehicons (or even another large truck like Breakdown?) and would periodically hang out with them in the mess hall during fuel breaks.
Imagine, if you will, that Orion had also taken the time to research his own frame schematics. The change from his old frame was visibly obvious, but what other secrets did it hold? Turns out he is well-stocked with weapons, and has an increased stamina to accommodate them. Clearly, he is built for battle and for hauling large loads, no longer a mere archivist. And because of this, he thinks he could be doing more to help out Megatron and their cause...
Fast forward a bit, and Orion decides he wants to help move some of the energon ore that has been mined that day while on a fuel break. He assures the other Vehicons that it's no trouble at all before stepping through the ground bridge to the mine.
Suddenly, as if lured to their location, the Autobots arrive and make a direct assault on the mines! Orion ducks behind a part of the cave, preparing to online his weapons and defend his comrades...
... only to find that he can't!
His processor races, trying different commands to release the weapons, but they won't engage. A pair of Vehicons spot him while hiding in a similar spot, and they urge Orion to run back to the bridge.
"We'll cover you!" One of them says, just as the other steps out of their hiding spot to return fire.
Orion doesn't really get a chance to answer. He didn't want to leave without them, so he doesn't move right away. In that moment of hesitation, he watches as the other Vehicon is struck by blaster fire, and their companion steps out to pick up where they left off.
Orion is moving before he even realizes it. As other Vehicons pull back to retreat to the bridge, Orion moves across to reach the wounded Vehicon and their companion, who is now one of the last Cons still providing cover fire.
"Pax!" They say, "You need to get outta here! Megatron will--"
"-- Not without you! I won't leave a fellow Decepticon behind." And he means it. Orion doesn't care that he can't activate his weapons, he can still bring the wounded to safety.
Just as he scoops up the fallen Vehicon, some blaster fire catches the remaining Vehicon on the arm, grazing them and coming extremely close to Orion. He feels something shift, and before he knows what he's doing he's pointing one of his servos in the direction of the blast...
... only, it's not just a servo! He's got a blaster now too!
Orion acts on instinct, providing some additional cover fire while he and the rest of the Vehicons eventually escape. Once back, he delivers the Vehicon in his arms to the medbay and they thank him, their voice full of awe.
(Once out of audial range Knock Out advises the Vehicon to not let Lord Megatron catch them looking at Orion like that, as he doesn't tolerate "challengers" of any kind. 🙃)
Orion of course gets an audial-full from Megatron on how he is not to go into battle. It's far too dangerous! And Orion agrees somewhat-- he explains that he's learned of his weapons schematics, but since his servo transformed back after they returned to the ship he hasn't been able to re-engage the blaster.
"Perhaps... you could train me? To use my weapons, this frame more effectively?" says Orion. He sighs, "... I just want to help."
"And you are helping." Megatron assures him, "We need that database decoded--"
"-- Soundwave can do it just as well, yet he enters the field from time to time." Orion pouts, which is an expression Megatron hasn't seen in a very long time.
The silver mech chuckles. "Soundwave was a gladiator. His frame might be different than it once was, but as you say-- he's effective."
Orion slumps in defeat.
"Tell you what," says Megatron, "if you reach a point where you can reliably engage and disengage your weaponry on command, I will train you in the basics of combat."
Orion perks up at that, looking more determined.
"I'll get there. I promise, Megatron-- I won't let you down."
Megatron holds his gaze, smiling softly, "I know. You never disappoint, Orion."
Fast forward again. Orion is talking to the Vehicons about built-in weaponry (since they have blasters in their arms similar to his own schematics.) He still can't seem to do it on command, however.
One of them suggests he recreates the circumstances that brought it out the first time. (Another helpfully reminds everyone that would involve Orion facing down angry Autobots, which isn't likely to happen since Megatron has banned him from leaving the Nemesis until he's combat-ready.)
Orion offers to let them fire upon him in one of the training rooms, to which they all vehemently refuse.
"If Lord Megatron heard you were in the medbay because we shot you?? He'd snuff our sparks!"
Then one of them proposes that perhaps it wasn't actually blaster fire that caused them to activate, simply the encroaching threat.
"What if all Orion has to do is convince his frame he's in danger?"
After some more thought, they put a plan into action a couple days later: Orion will jump from the highest level of the engine room, and the threat of impact will cause his weapons to engage. He will study his frame's reaction in a controlled environment, ideally being able to remember how it feels to engage his weaponry, and therefore would be able to (in theory) recreate that feeling. Of course, before he hits the ground one of the flight frames will catch him, or at the very least slow his fall so he's not hurt too badly. It's brilliant! What could possibly go wrong?
After gathering some courage, Orion finally takes the leap, careful to study his internal reactions along the way.
"So... aren't you gonna go after him?" He hears one of the Vehicons above him say.
"What?!? I thought you were gonna--"
Wait... what?
Oh scrap. Scrap!! They're not flight frames! He's falling to his death for real!!
Orion scrambles for purchase on the sides of the smooth walls, to no avail. Sparks fly off his servos as he tries desperately to slow his fall in any way he can, knowing no one is coming to save him.
Suddenly, he spots a maintenance team emerging on the ground floor below, clearly there to do a routine inspection.
"Look out!!" Orion yells, "Move out of the way!!" He would hate to see anyone get sent to the medbay due to his own foolishness...!
Just as the Vehicons scramble back from whence they came, another figure emerges casually sipping energon, entirely unphased by the commotion.
"Megatron! Watch out!" As Orion calls out to his friend, he can spot the exact moment Megatron recognizes him. The silver mech's optics flare to their widest setting and he drops his cube, spilling precious fuel on the ground. His arms move up, as if to catch him...
... just then a ground bridge appears below Orion, which he goes through immediately (not that he had much of a choice in the matter.) When he comes out the other side, he discovers he is... falling upward?? And significantly closer to the ground from where he last left off, at that. Soon gravity takes hold and he falls back down again, but not nearly as drastically. With his descent successfully slowed, the bridges wink out of existence as quickly as they came, and Megatron swiftly catches him.
"Yes. Thank you, Soundwave." The silver mech says into his comm before turning to the mech in his arms, "Orion, what in the Pits possessed you to jump down the main engine shaft?!?!"
"I-I... uh..." was all Orion could manage to stutter. His processor was still overwhelmed, having just narrowly avoided a painful injury or worse.
Among his racing thoughts, an unbidden memory file queued up-- one where Megatronus was holding him in a similar fashion during one of his many visits to Kaon. The gladiator had literally swept him off his pedes, insisting he carry Orion the rest of the way to their destination, lest the archivist get too tired. Orion knew he could have protested-- he wasn't tired in the least-- but he wanted... by Primus, how he had wanted to be close to Megatronus...
Back in reality, the parallels of the situation sunk in, and Orion felt a blush creep onto his faceplates-- again, not unlike that particular memory. He had been smaller then, much easier to excuse being picked up by his larger companion, but now his frame was bigger and stronger. It should have been embarrassing. There was no reason to be carried, so he had accepted early on that there was no chance of repeating such an indulgence. Yet, here and now, Megatron was holding him; he had caught him, and Primus below it's like he was an archivist again, back when he weighed practically nothing to the gladiator--
"... I'm sorry." He said lamely, acutely aware of all the optics on him now. His blush deepened, wishing not for the first time he could hide behind the facemask that came with his new frame. "There's no excuse, I was being foolish. It won't happen again."
Megatron regarded him for a moment. "Your servos..." he eventually said, and Orion finally noticed just how badly he had scraped up his digits.
He let out a hiss as he flexed, inspecting the damage. "Right... I should probably visit the medbay." He made a move to get down, but Megatron simply readjusted his grip and turned around.
"Uh... Megatron?"
"I'll see to it you get there." Said the silver mech, like it was the easiest, most logical thing for him to do in the world.
"... Oh. Thank you, I... but I can still walk." He huffed out an awkward laugh, "Besides, I think we can agree I've troubled you enough for one day."
Megatron stopped walking and looked at him.
"Do you... want me to put you down?"
Surely he doesn't mean... he's not actually giving him the choice, is he??
"I-it's just that... I don't want you to strain yourself! I'm not as light as I used to be..." Orion couldn't bear to meet Megatron's optics, because he feared his friend might see right through him.
But the silver mech simply shrugged, "You're not that heavy. I don't mind." He paused for a moment, as if waiting for something.
"... If that's your only objection, then..." and with that he continued down the hall, making sure he took the long way to the medbay.
Megatron continued to steal glances at Orion when he could, noticing his flushed faceplates.
'... Cute.' He thought. 'Reminds me of that time I picked him up in Kaon. He blushed nicely then, too.'
Eventually the mech in his arms relaxed enough to rest his helm on his chassis with a small sigh, making his spark flip. However he was still aware of his archivist's bleeding servos, and the fact that Orion would probably start to wonder why he hadn't called for another bridge into the medbay. Megatron stayed his course, but picked up the pace a little.
'Forgive my indulgences, Orion... I want to stay by your side just a little longer...'
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random-fandom1984 · 1 month
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Hi welcome to tumblr for my first request can I get the tfp decepticons finding a pod and imagine their surprise when inside there is a bunch of sparklings I always head canon sparkling to look small and squishy looking like mashmellows and making beep and squeaky sounds I just love sparklings so much they are so cute
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Decepticons Meets Sparklings
●When coming across a signal, it was a medium-sized cylinder pod that reaches up to Megatron's *Clears throat* snatchable slutty waist- WOAH! Who said that? ●Anyways, a group of Vehicons managed to bring the pod back to the Nemesis before the Autobots could arrive. No one on the Nemesis knew what it could be, so the Vehicons made bets as to what it is. Is it a bomb? A shield that can stop an enemy from attacking? A sword that can control your opponents against their will for the rest of eternity? Definitely not 5t3v3's lame sparkling theory! ●When they opened it up, they found... 7 sparklings? 5t3v3 will forever and always rub it in the face plates of the Vehicons who doubted him. ●Some of the crew thought that this was a waste, but Megatron had an idea. If this war continues far longer than it should, they will have Younger Decepticons continuing their legacy, defeating the Autobots that have grown old, ensuring the Decepticons victory! ●So, the Decepticons were split among the crew.
Megatron
●Of course, he picked the one that was aggressive and looked the toughest out of the eight. He wasn't going to have an heir that was weak and pathetic. How he did this you ask? Simple. The one that bit Starscream's finger and wouldn't let go no matter how hard Starscream swung him around. ●Would definitely teach his sparkling how to swear, even having his kid's first word be a bad word. It's basically that one scene in Steven Universe where Peridot was trying to get Pumpkin to say "Clod". ●If he had somewhere to be, or just fight Optimus, he would let Soundwave babysit, he trusts his T.I.C. with anything. There's no way he's letting that incompetent seeker watch over his adopted child. ●He would name the sparkling Sunburst; a mighty name for his mighty sparkling to strike fear into his future enemies! ●Would teach his sparkling everything there is to know about fighting from his glory days in the Pits of Kaon as a gladiator
Starscream
●He would be last to choose, unfortunately, and get the runt of the litter. But that's fine, he can work with this. ●He would try to teach the sparkling to say "All hail Lord Starscream". The sparkling would end up calling him Sire. Starscream wouldn't act impressed in public, but in private, he would be squealing with joy; He's already, unintentionally grown attached to his sparkling. ●The bot he would allow to babysit his sparkling would be a Vehicon, mainly 5teve. ●The name he would give his sparkling would probably be Thundercracker or Skywarp, something to remind him of his old trine mates. ●Would try to push his sparkling to be better than Megatron, which would unknowingly put a strain in his relationship with his sparkling because, to his sparkling, nothing he does is ever good enough for his sire
Shockwave
●Finds Lord Megatron's reason to be... logical ●Would be the one to instantly find out which would be best for him. Don't question his methods ●Would name the sparkling Prodigy ●Will teach his sparkling all about the logics of science. Anything that his sparkling does that goes beyond the knowledge of science, proves something of his illogical, or both... he would be so proud. What is this emotion? Pride and joy? Logical. ●Would trust Predaking and or Soundwave to babysit his sparkling
Soundwave
●Others might not see it, but Soundwave would pick one that strangely looks similar to two of his old minicons Rumble and Frenzy. ●Would be the most overprotective of his sparkling. Sparkling gone from his quarters? He knows where he is; wandering the halls and is close by. His spark swells when he finds out that the reason for his sparkling's escapades is because the sparkling was looking for his sire: Soundwave! ●Would be recording and photographing his sparkling's milestones and accomplishments ●The sparkling's name would be Hightop ●Would trust Lord Megatron, Shockwave, or Knockout with babysitting his sparkling
Predaking
●This one was the closest to dying and required an Energon transfusion, and Predaking volunteered. Luckily, the sparkling survived, and because the sparkling now has Predaking's Energon, not only are they related by blood, as humans say, but now the sparkling has grown Predacon features. ●Predaking was glad to have a Predacon that wasn't made in a lab this time. He made sure his sparkling was by his side until it can do things on it's own. ●The sparkling's name would be Inferno because it can transform into something that was Phoenix shaped along with abilities. ●He will tear Starscream a new one if he'd dare lay servos on his sparkling. ●Predaking would trust Knockout, Breakdown, Shockwave, and/or Dreadwing to babysit
Knockout & Breakdown
●Knockout would pick one that was better looking than the others, and Breakdown had no say in this, but didn't complain. He knew better. ●Would act the most like real parents because they always wanted a sparkling. ●They would named the sparkling Wildbreak. ●Breakdown will trust Dreadwing to babysit his sparkling, and Knockout would trust the Vehicons. If anything bad happens to his sparkling, he wouldn't repair any Vehicons as punishment, his words not mine. ●Knockout and Breakdown will always take pictures and/or record milestones or adorable moments with their sparkling: His first words, first steps, first friend, first fight and won, etc. Next thing you know, he gets a Conjunx Endura-
5t3v3 & Other Vehicons
●Since he called it, he called dibs on being the sire ●Spends every waking moment hanging out with his sparkling, playing games, spending time together, worries that he isn't doing a good job, only for those thoughts to completely disappear when his sparkling's first word is sire, goes towards him when attempting to walk, always goes, and cries for him when the sparkling gets a nightmare. ●Would do anything for his sparkling to ensure it's safety ●When looking for a babysitter, 5t3v3 would have one of the sparkling's Vehicon Uncles take care of it if he's on duty. He wouldn't take them with him because what if the Autobots show up, kill him, and take his sparkling away? No. No way! ●The sparkling's name would be Meteoroid
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