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wireframearson · 3 months

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i had a dream last night that i was watching a pm seymour video and one of my posts got in and i was so excited, and for some reason i remember the post very vividly so here it is:

"So, I have a friend who works as a waitress in a very rich area. Let's call her J. The place she works at has a "ask for anything, get anything you ask for" policy. So that means like steaks grilled in mayo, a scoop of strawberry ice cream on top of your tomato soup, whatever weird food request you ask for (within reason) can be made. Because of this, the place is notorious for having a bunch of weird clients, and weird clients bring weird tips. J has been tipped $100 in $1 bills, full hardcover books, many copies of the bible, oddly frequently she gets tipped boxes of matches? but sometimes people will choose to buy the restaurant some ingredients. Does the place need them? No. Do they use them anyways? Yeah, it's just that little bit of extra money they can save, of course they're gonna use it. So one night the place was busier than it ever had been. They were severely understaffed due to a flu going around, and literally every single table was filled. Apparently there was some sort of health craze going around with olive oil salads? Like, imagine everything on a caesar salad but instead of caesar dressing it was just a load of extra-extra-virgin olive oil. Something about 'clearing out your insides'. So the restaurant was serving just a bunch of salads drenched in olive oil. Eventually the place ran out of the stuff, but people just kept coming in and ordering olive oil salads. And the more times J turned people away who ordered it, the more restless they got. J got called every word under the sun, got scoffed at, even had a bottle of wine thrown at her once (she caught it, thankfully). Eventually a client walked in, saw J on the verge of tears and stressed out of her mind, and gently took her hands in his own. He didn't say anything, only nodded his head and made a motion for J to follow him. She stepped outside to see an old, beat-up truck with several wooden crates in the back. She opened one to see it FULL of extra-extra-virgin olive oil. She fell to her knees and started to sob, and the client went inside and came back out with the rest of the waiters on duty. They all carried the oil inside and ended up going through all of it (roughly 100 bottles) in the next 12 hours. The client kept coming back day after day with more olive oil shipments until the craze began to die down and people stopped ordering the olive oil salad. The client walked in for the last time and waved at J. She motioned him over. 'I never got your name,' she said with a nervous. And she hadn't, cuz she had been so busy she never thought to ask for it. The client smiled at her and said 'You can call me Jesus'."

#one time i dreamt #pm seymour #<- sorry #shitpost #??? what do i even tag this as #text post #unreality #jesus jumpscare #if anybody makes and eats the olive oil salad ill. idk draw you something?#sure as hell not doing it myself i dont like olive oil

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nmc-ocs-and-stories · 3 years

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Ok so I’m watching a pm Seymour video abt those ‘humans are space orcs’ posts and most of my alien species actually come to planets that are hell in their own right or have rlly sh^tty living conditions, so they would be hear about human life and go ‘Odd. But I guess my world is too so okay.’

But Junips.

Junips aren’t like the leading species on their planet because they’re tough or anything. They’re smart as hell, but other than that they just ended up so advanced Bc well. Life on their planet is really. Really easy. There are very few carnivorous creatures, food grows wild in larger amounts than most other worlds could imagine, the climate is comfortable on most of the planet, the building materials are durable but also easy to work with. They just got lucky as all hell. On top of this, their civilization is based off compassion for one another and making sure each individual has what they need to succeed in life. (Of course you can do extra above what’s expected of you if you want extra stuff, but if you wanna chill with what you’re given and just do whatever society needs you too that’s fine too.) Their tech to help deal with disabilities is great, people who got injured due to their jobs in any way are seen as honorable and brave and given respect accordingly, the leaders are democratically elected, and if the leader makes a decision the majority of people don’t like they have the power to veto it and substitute their own decision. Really if it weren’t for the Venix constantly trying to kill them they’d be a utopia.

So they would absolutely be horrified by the conditions of not only earth but basically 90% of other planets with intelligent life on them.

#Funfacts #they’re also my most advanced species of alien

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