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#im solely attracted to milfs
1991river · 1 year
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btw guys i am every sexuality ever. yes i mean that one too
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gingerweed-man · 5 days
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Smooch or Scooch the NSR Main Cast (minus children).
(I'm sorry if this is a lot, but I couldn't think of anything else ;3;)
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(For the benefit of anyone not familiar with them, names starting from January in month order):
Neon J.
Zuke
DK West
Tatiana
Mayday
Eve
1010 (You can do one, individually, or as a group 😏)
[Redacted Child]
DJ Subatomic Supernova
[Redacted Child]
Kliff
Mother
Ok, so finally finished this homework (joke)
Unfortunately I didnt finish this game bc I got it on switch and... wow. Do not get it on switch. So some of these are gonna be more based on vibes and what Ive gleamed from you.
Neon J. He's one of the ones I didnt get to, but from what Ive seen... I'd definitely smooch him. TV heads are cute and he has so much swag. But as for a long term relationship... maybe not. He's definitely someone Id go on a date with once or twice, but I dont know if we'd hit it off. Probably not, unfortunately.
Zuke. Look. Listen. I love Zuke. He's great. He's wonderful. I have no ill will towards him. I am going to kiss this man so much, its insane. I can definitely see myself actually entering a relationship with him. Did it sound like I was setting him up for failure? He fucking rocks.
DK West. Unfortunately I dont think so. Maybe a kiss? Actually definitely smooch him. But not much beyond that. He's great, I love him, but thats way too much energy for me. I cant keep up, and he deserves someone better suited for me.
Tatiana. You cant convince shes not a lesbian. You can show me a 4k vid of her fucking men, and I would not buy it. I dont think I could.
Mayday. Bi queen. More attracted to women than men, so maybe not a full on relationship, but Id definitely go on more than a few dates with her. A ton of smooching involved. Again, vety energetic, I dont think I could keep up, but I'd love the time we spent together.
Eve. Also didnt get to her. Shes hot, also bi queen. Id want to kiss her, but I might be too scared to. She's scawy. Yes, Id smooch, but be very nervous doing so.
1010. Realistically, I should go 1 by 1. But this has taken so fucking long I cant. Im finishing this tonight, May 2nd. Id kiss them once, but thats about it. I dont think Id kiss them all. Hot, but not my type. Also kinda debatable whether theyd want to or not, so theres that. Just... very complicated and this is the sole reason this took so long to do. Id kiss basically all except white and whoever else didnt get kissed when we decide to stop.
DJ Subatomic Supernova. The things Id do to this man. THE THINGS I'D DO. Smooch.
Kliff. Thats where Im throwing him off of. Love this white man. Off the edge you go. Scooch.
Mother. No idea. But kinda a milf. Smooch.
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mrs-nate-humphrey · 3 years
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@senamarais capping 5x02 is making me want to watch that episode solely for giffing purposes. it has EVERYTHING 
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boimgfrog · 3 years
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Im only friends with one straight man but he's solely attracted to milfs so does he really count??
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