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blxetsi · 3 years

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modern hange zoe dating headcanons

lowercase intended !

hange zoe x gn!reader

- first, their love language is definitely a mix of physical touch and verbal affirmations

- idc idc theyre the best of both worlds 🤩

- you prefer verbal affirmations over physical touch (or vice versa) ? their immediately making a mental note and showing u love with whichever one u like more

- i think they'd be a scientist or researcher ?? maybe they'd study the human body or like global warming ?? idfk but would definitely go into the science field

- also i personally love the idea of moblit and them being together 😳🤚 idk i love the idea

- but since YOU are with miss hange id like to think they stayed friends after the breakup 😌✨ theyre both mature ppl (and hot)

- moblit is always third wheeling w you guys. you and hange could be making out and he'd sit there with his iced coffee like 😐

- hange i feel is a very forgetful person, so like, dates and stuff (things made on a sort of short notice) they tend to forget about, but things like birthdays and anniversaries are NEVER forgotten

- ofc they'll make it up to you after you call them from the restaurant youve been waiting in for over an hour

- but sometimes it does hurt that they value their work so much, you love that they find joy in what they do and are dedicated, but it just feels like they prioritize work over you

- and hange understands ! and they start trying to be on time for things like that. is also constantly reassuring you at random times that they love and care about you

- also loves to spoon you. will literally wrap around you like a koala in bed. doesnt matter if its too hot and youre both immediately sweating, will trap you with their insane amount of strength and never let you go until either they wake up or you wake up begging to use the restroom

- i feel like when theyre working from home (which is everyday in a pandemic 🙄 even tho these headcanons arent really structured around pandemic modern times) they forget to eat/drink when they get reeeaaaallllyyyy into what theyre researching

- could be on the verge of discovering a new genetic mutation (idk) while also being on the verge of passing out due to dehydration

- theyll come out for dinner and be like "yknow ive been having this weird headache all day"

- "probably because you havent drank any water today"

- will stare at you like "🤨" before replying "nah i dont think so 😹"

- you have to threaten letting them starve to get them to drink some water. and as soon as they do theyre chugging three cups

- five minutes later theyre like "babe ! it worked ! youre awesome"

- lots of pet names like babe/baby, my love, my darling (in a dramatic english accent), honey, and any others that youd prefer

- has a weird love for the cartoon archer (yknow that adult show with like 10 seaons ??)

- will literally no nothing about the plot or characters, and will only put the show on for background noise while theyre doing something, but will ALWAYS recommend archer to others and say its their favourite cartoon if asked

- also loves the amazing world of gumball (you got them into it) actually watches the show and loves it, yet never thinks of it when asked "what shows should i watch ?" or "what are some shows you like ?"

- if youre like, an artist or something like that, they genuinely LOVE anything you make

- you made them a little painting ? theyre hanging it up in their apartment. you created a clay vase or something ? buying flowers to put in it rn (doesnt even take care of the flowers but yk)

- if youre having a bad day theyre dropping everything for you (unless its super important then theyre saying "how about i move my work to the bed and we can cuddle ?")

- if you need to rant theyre actively listening while trying to work. will accidentally start typing what youre saying onto their word document. ends up having to delete three whole paragraphs about that bitch at work smh 🙄🤚

- loves taking showers/ baths w you (NEVER in a sexual way though) they genuinely find it fun to wash each other's hair and stuff. if you ask them to wash your back theyre shoving their hands in your armpits and tickling you like,, mf ill fall and take us both down 😐

- definitely an ass/thighs person. doesnt matter how big or small, loves it.

- also a dish collector in their room. their room and office are in the same space, so youll find them with cups and plates on their desk where their research is supposed to be like bae,,, i think youre growing a new kind of mold 😍🦠💥

- talks so passionately abt their work and coworkers to you. theres this new intern at their job and hes the sweetest and brightest kid they know. his names armin and they speak about him SO highly

- also has a really cold nose ?? u love to kiss it bc it makes them shiver bc of the temperature difference

- has weirdly soft hands. youd think theyd be kinda rough bc of all the weird shit they touch for "science" but no. the hands are perfect

- doesnt know how to take care of things around the house (like handy stuff) so they beg levi to come over.

- he reluctantly does bc hes their friend but will nod at you as soon as he walks in and says "i hope hange isnt being too annoying today"

- immediately youll defend them and say zoe hange could never annoy you bc hange is the love of ur life and all he'll do is say "youre lucky then. i envy you."

- you and hange both know hes using his dry humour, but as punishment hange follows him around the place and annoys him even further

- also tries to convince you to get a dog at the weirdest of times ???

- itll be three in the morning and theyll just whisper in your ear "we should get a dog"

- theyre allergic to cats so if you suggest that they say "no ill die if i go near one"

- if youre allergic to dogs theyll say "okay fine a baby then"

- "how will we get one ?"

- "we'll steal it. or go looking through a dumpster"

- what did they say 😳😳⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

- you shut down any ideas of a dog or baby for a long while after that

- loves squeezing your cheeks, and would love if you did it to them too

- will literally just sit in bed squishing them and request you do the same. so you both just sit facing each other criss crossed, squishing each others faces while giggling

- ive made this pretty long already so this is it ! but yes, they love u through and through

a/n

second headcanon babyyy !!! hope u all enjoyed !! my asks r open if u wanna request something !! (also please request something 😭😭😭 )

#attack on titan x reader #attack on titan #attack on titan fanfiction #aot imagines #attack on titan headcanons #hange zoe #hange zoë #hange zoë x reader #levi ackerman #levi ackerman x reader #armin arlert #hange zoe x reader

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sweetnestor · 6 years

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the great holiday depression 2k17 (hc’s)

so in stone cold, i pointed out how bella’s mood really slumps during the holiday season, so let’s see what she gets up to this year, and how those around her try to help

at first she doesnt notice her decline bc now that she’s apart of teamiplier(tm) she’s a little busier and more distracted

she’s still recovering emotionally from That Thing That Happened On Tour (coming soon), so when she’s finally alone and not working she just,,,,,,,

she doesn’t crash or have a meltdown like last time. no no, not this time. just bear with me.

“boy am i tired i think ill lie down for a little bit” *cue a 4 hour death nap*

maybe she wakes up to a text from jack or ethan

OH and jack’s not living with her anymore at this time and she tries not to pay a lot of attention to the empty bedroom in her apartment

honestly some of this Gloom comes from missing her best friend and not being able to hang out with him everyday like they were both in the same position and they grew closer and now theyre living separate lives

“hey stoopid i miss u” types it out, then deletes it. jack is probably busy, and bella figured that if signe saw that she probably wouldnt approve

however, after her death nap, bella finds that jack texted her first :’)

they talk for a little bit, he asks her how she’s doing and what not and bella just

*i was really fucking sad last year and i cant stop thinking about it like i know that things are super different and a lot better now but im still just :(((((((((* “im doing good!! hows it going over there??”

the only people who would Know why bella gets kinda down this time of year is jack or mark, and well,,,, mark is off doing his own thing,,,, and jack is an ocean away

this Gloom kind of intensifies when ethan talks to bella about christmas

“youre coming home with me right??” “why??????” “...because i want you there..? and my family wants you there..?”

she’s never envied him over the family thing (yknow,,, his family has always been so good and supportive while hers dont even speak to her) but now,,,,,,,,, it’s kind of pushing her buttons

“so i’d have to get on a plane for the fourth or fifth time this year??” “i already got us tickets :( would you rather just spend christmas alone?” “i have for the last few years”

needless to say they fight, and ethan goes back to his apartment fuming and shit and bella just,,,,, doesnt??? care????

this happens right before thanksgiving, another holiday she dreads

there is a Very Teamiplier Thanksgiving dinner at,,,, one of their houses idek and it really takes a lot for bella to push herself out of bed to go

but she does it anyway, despite the sad thoughts circling her head (and also bc they would all kick her door down and drag her out by the ankles if she decided to sit this one out)

last year she was only with jack, who had ditched his other friends to hang out with her. she still feels guilty about it.

people are posting pictures with their families all over social media and it just makes her resentfully roll her eyes

she cant even remember the last proper thanksgiving she had and even though she wants nothing to do with her relatives anymore, the fact that she cant remember her last birthday, thanksgiving, or xmas with them kinda bugs her

but being around ethan, kathryn, mark, amy, and tyler helps a little bit. it’s hard to be down when she’s around them.

the dinner doesnt go terribly (it was fun actually), aside from the minor tension between bella and ethan, but she talks to him later on and they make up, but she still doesnt say yes to going home with him for xmas

ethan starts to figure out why when december hits and his girlfriend refuses to go out with him or their friends. he also notices the xmas decorations just about everywhere except for bella’s apartment

come to think of it, he didn’t know if she was a holiday lover or a total grinch until now

hes just thinking about it just after she texted him that she was going to nap for a little bit instead of going to dinner with him and then, ‘OH!!! holy shit how could i forget???’

theyve been together for almost a year now (holy f u c k) and she still hasnt talked a lot about what went down with her relatives all those years ago, and he doesnt want to pressure her, but its really affecting the way she acts around him and it kinda sucks?????

so lets see,,,,,,, ethan gets a pizza for the both of them and he goes to her place while she’s death napping

except shes not death napping, shes just lying on the couch watching reruns of greys anatomy or something

“you didn’t have to come over” “the couple who naps together, stays together!! have u eaten?? u should eat and then we’ll slip into the sickest coma together!!”

ofc that doesnt make everything magically go away. its never like that.

bella opens up to her therapist abt this funk and they start to work on it. she doesn’t want a repeat of new year’s. or a repeat of summer 2016.

eventually she comes around to ethans request. she’s had to rationalize it: “i’ve met his family before. i’ve been to his house in maine before.”

so they go when the time comes.

#crankgameplays x oc #ethan nestor x reader #ethella hc #ylh hc #sweetheart writes #i cant write a whole other fanfic abt these two bc i dont have an Actual Plot #but there are things like this i can spew out #oh and theres the Thing hinted at in the beginning of this list #thats coming at one point

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daveisverydeactivated · 7 years

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man okay so reading callout posts is so fucking difficult i saw one abt s/ix/pen/ce/ee and i read through,,,, most of it? but it was all links which turns out to be a lil taxing on my brain and stuff, idek why. and then, a lot of it was good points and stuff ppl shouldnt do, like steal stuff or defend bad stuff. but some of it was just, tiny little things? small slipups, things like that. being perfect is a nice concept, but everyone accidentally says something is "crazy" or something on occasion. a while back, i accidentally offended ha/rv/ey/ch/an (i think thats the right url idk ill go check) by reblogging a jo/hn/da/ve post they made and saying something along the lines of "this isnt my otp (ja/da/ve) but its rlly cute!!" turns out, that was rude. this was in like, spring 2015, alright? i was like, 11. (yes, a rare mention of my age. this is how u kno im serious as i make this post.) i was new to the homestuck fandom, and also slowly realizing that i was pan and somehow managing to both accept and shy away from anything remotely-un-heterosexual, because thats what being split between a loving accepting family and a cruel, unaccepting society through all of your formative years does, besides make u need therapy. anyways, i made this comment, and then harvey replied to me in some way. i dont honestly remember if it was by reblogging the copy of the post with my comment on it or by sending me an ask or what, but i cried. (that was around the same time that i realized i definitely had depression, by the way, cuz this somehow made me suicidal. harvey, if yr reading this, i 100% do not blame u for any of my mental issues, i mostly blame my childhood trauma, and im fully aware of the fact that u (almost definitely? i mean i actually dunno) didnt rlly mean me any harm. i hope.) anyways, i cried a fuckin lot. i deleted my reblog of the post and sent harvey an ask basically begging for forgiveness, cuz, okay, again, i was 11 and had never pissed somebody on the internet off before and honestly kinda scared for my wellbeing because id heard horror stories abt ppl being like, physically hunted down for huge mistakes like the one i thought id made. i have anxiety issues, in case u havent noticed. bad ones. but anyways, they said it was okay, if i remember correctly. i actually dont remember at all. im just really hoping they said it was okay because i prefer to give people benefit of the doubt. they vagueposted abt me around that time, ranting abt how "if it isnt ja/da/ve it shouldnt matter" or something like that. ig they were the first person to vagueblog abt me, so thats pretty cool. i guess. and that experience has stuck with me for these two fucking years. slightly more than two years, actually. im still following them out of guilt. i havent looked at their blog in like, forever, but sometimes a post they reblogged floats across my dash and i get hit with a fresh wave of guilt. i actually think this is why i have such bad associations with johndave. well shit. i just realized that. but basically, a few months later, i saw a post of theirs that stated, among some other stuff that i dont remember, that they had bad associations with da/ve/ja/de (or something). i already felt guilty, mind u, as i feel guilty every time i make someone feel unhappy, unless i rlly hate them, but that made me feel even more guilty, since u never kno whatll make ppl feel bad. anyways, if a callout post was made abt me, and it included something that small, id probably end up pretty screwed up. if someone called me out for constantly vagueblogging abt my ex, thatd b different. i mean, she vagueblogs abt me, too, but if somebody told me to stop because i was making them uncomfy, i would stop. and btw, if smthn i do makes u uncomfy, please speak up! anyways, i just dont think including such tiny little things in callout posts is a good idea. i mean, it makes u look a little desperate and unfounded, and it makes the person yr tryna call out feel like everyones out to get them (or it makes them feel like yr completely unfounded and just lookin for drama, prolly). basically, b careful with yr callout posts, alright?

#idk man im a lil messed up but this was also kind of a formative experience and i feel like it could actually mess some ppl up for the worse #idk man #me bein ew

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