#idk the idea of the whole sexiest man alive thing and the whole fandom trying to stick him into this box of male heartthrob

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okay okay but. hear me out. lister bird gets to be a little genderfluid. as a treat.

#personally i hc him as not caring #like he's fine with he/him pronouns bc they're not incorrect or anything #but a they?? a spicy she?? now that's exciting #and rowan's always talking abt how liking to wear skirts and shit doesn't make you any less of a man #and lister's like agreed but i would also like to be Less of a Man #idk the idea of the whole sexiest man alive thing and the whole fandom trying to stick him into this box of male heartthrob #he's just there to vibe dude #and wear eyeliner and grow his hair out bc he wants to look like an 80s rockstar #OMG AND HE STARTS POLE DANCING AS A WAY TO FUCKIGN #GET IN TOUCH WITH HIS FEMME SIDE AND RECLAIM HIS SEXUALITY #IN A SAFE SPACE #anyways #shutting up now #lister bird #iwbft #i was born for this