Tumgik
#idk how it works but he has bi swag about him now.
bivampir · 1 year
Text
we don't talk enough about the yassification of jacob anderson. bro HOW is this the same man
Tumblr media Tumblr media
891 notes · View notes
panics-side-blog · 3 years
Text
I'm really slow with art so I decided to make a small headcanon list for spamton to please my hyperfixation
It's under the cut because its more then I planned originally....
📧 Spamton uses he/it pronounce (I found that in another blog, sadly I can't remember who it was but dear person if you read this your brain is huge and your really swag I like you)
📧he is not cis can't really 100% say what because one part of me says "yes that dude is masc" and the other says "but like man spamton would rock a dress and that fem energy". Mabey genderfluid??,, you know what spamton is an official valid gender now, I sayd so and no I don't take criticism. What ever gender he has I like it and makes me feel slight gender envy
📧 He is about 3'2 tall but really STRONG he could lift you up and throw you into a garbage container like some professional basketball player
📧 He is mostly a doll but got some slight android/mechanic body parts (currently working and a body art headcanon as show)
📧His voice bank is janky because of that it can switch pretty often and sometimes his original voice is not like the one you hear that day. It could be completely different on the next day
📧You guys know the first singing AI singing the daisy song???(idk how it's called but I heard it as a duet with hatsune miku), That's his singing voice
📧to go more in depth, he has a sertain type of vocal strings that only come up in sertain situation (like him singing)
📧He really likes honey or any sweet nectar like consumable object(I headcanon this only because he reminds me a bit of a hummingbird because of that big as beak like nose)
📧his favorite color is pink
📧his clothing style is just pure chaos either he dresses very shique business clothes or like a dad. Like full blown cargo shorts, tennis socks and slippers with those awful bright printed shirts.
📧Because he lives in literal garbage he got a phobia against bugs, maggots,worms ect
📧His has very weird food tastes, for example this man will just take a piece of ham and smear some nutella on it with some pickles
📧He ate a whole ass onion raw and got a really bad tummy ache because of that for 2 days. Did he learn? No the man does it again and again like he didn't whine about his cramps last week ago.
📧His favorite cologne smells like a mixture of fresh sandalwood with a hint of maple syrup
📧Has body hair, no I will not explain how it can happen. This man is just a whole ass otter
📧he is both mlms (the queen is an exception, technically making him bi, but I think it is understandable what I mean with that)
📧Really wants to learn how to knit and make flowers crowns
📧his favorite flowers are daisy's and buttercups
📧Is touched starved but also hates being touched, it's really complicated but the man really needs a good hug and a kiss on the forehead from someone he trusts
📧Don't let him on your computer you will return to it filled with malware later on finde out that he fell for his own spammy tricks. He also bought the pink power ranger helmet for 300 kromer and way to many silly puttys
📧He is autistic and you will not change my mind
📧Has a starfish onesie, he bought that when he still was a big shot and since then it became a comfort item for him
📧Can't deal with money, for the love of god please show him how to handle it and not just buy useless stuff that will break within a week.
22 notes · View notes