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Was that chirping just now?
At this time of night?
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"RAHHH THE SUN AND THE MOON✌🏻😔👵🏻👵🏻"
Yep. She saw the Jennifer Coolidge version of THAT 50k video.
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"This isn't what you'd call a comeback. This has been a long time coming."
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"Oh my. Didn't know that part about father."
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Wheezing intensifies.
That might be a partial honk and a Siren woop.
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Somebody really wants to cuddle and watch horror films with either me or Dr. Crane. I haven't deduced which one it is yet.
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“Next group chat that people put me on I’ll just send a dick pic and wait without saying anything.”
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"...It's that time of week again. Fuck."
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The radio demon scours his dresser drawers, an annoyed growl smothered in his throat. He looks again, but there is a considerable lack of something (undershirts) there. Concerning! The last he saw any of them was with NIffty on laundry day, but that was at least a week ago; they should be back by now, should they not?
Alastor hums, exiting his room and treading downstairs, lost deep in thought. His clothing should be safe with Niffty, he can't imagine anyone who'd dare cross her (and live to fight another day), or him for that matter, not like this. Clothing theft seemed such a juvenile way to get his attention, why not even Vox would sink that low! Lost in thought as he is, Alastor trips misses skips a few steps and a turn, flipping headfirst over the railing.
Like a cat, he rights himself midair, and lands feet first in the foyer. "And he sticks the landing~" Alastor bows to his invisible audience, with a flourish of an experienced showman.
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"SPIKE WE HAVE MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE"
"PLEASE DON'T TELL ME WE MIXED THE PIES UP DID WE?"
Both teens look into the kitchen and see zera with a smile, but fear was on both of them. they wanted to do a prank on Dark for all the times he got them. They only to realize one of the pies baked was for everyone and not the one dark made
"boys come here right now" this smile was not a happy one this one had anger behind it.
"yes ma'am" they answered in union as punishment will me dished
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‘ TRUTH ‘ + "You are dumb."
That isn't a question, Dead.
@wxrk-is-never-dxne
SEND ‘ TRUTH ‘ + A QUESTION AND MY MUSE HAS TO ANSWER. NO LYING ALLOWED.
"Maybe I am...
...maybe I'm not."
@wxrk-is-never-dxne
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No one: -
Literally no one: -
ABSOLUTELY NO BODY: -
Pari: "yOUhh!"
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Just a reminder that my usual version of Bullet is indeed a mom, and her husband's one to celebrate mother's day with her.
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Can't stop his laughter.
His guards think he's insane. But that's okay, Primus Ordained Primes are allowed to be crazy.
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