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oceanwithouthermoon · 3 months
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kaido and nendo casually watching saiki freak out over his crush and barely reacting or caring about why is so funny to me
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cypherscript · 1 year
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In Bad Taste Part 1
The Observants have both succeeded and failed in the most spectacular way; they've finally Ended the Phantom brat. They were ecstatic because now he could never become the king, minus one hiccup; he was now a full ghost and pissed. He could never go home now, never be with his family and so Phantom spent the following days hunting down every Observant before Ghostly Wailing their observatory out of existence.
His heart ached, or maybe now it was his core, he was exhausted beyond belief from using so much energy. (Even with the Zone charging him he was nearing empty.)
"Why?!" Phantom wept as space around him warped, curling in on himself until he felt nothing more.
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Batman strode into the Watchtower's briefing room, "Thank you for meeting on such short notice. I've gotten intel that the League of Assassins have found something on a dig in Greenland.
Captain Marvel speaks up at this, "Is that the country that's nothing but snow or the one that's not snowy?"
Batman just gives him a stare, "Technically both have snow but I know what you are referring to. It's the one with a lot of snow."
"Ah, good. Just wondering."
Batman taps away at his seat's console and an image appears on the monitor, an orb of black and blue crystal sits on a dais with a cushion, "This is what the League found in a small tomb there. It measured about four inches across and was nonreactive to most chemicals. However my informant reported that once the orb was brought near a Lazarus pit the orb began to glow green and the Pit in the location dried up."
"Dried up," Wonder Woman asks, "Isn't that a good thing? If the pits are gone then they cannot resurrect their companions."
"It would be a good thing but we don't know what the orb is. However we do know what the Lazarus Pits do, they bring back the weak and dying. My guess is that the orb is using the Lazarus Pit to bring something back, either by acting as a relay to something else or as itself."
"Is there anything else," Superman asks as he looks over the pictures, "I's say it could be a form of kryptonite but I've never seen colors mixed like this before or of any being two colors at once."
"Yes, I've not been able to contact my informant for several days since he sent the pictures of the orb. Zatanna had volunteered to check the orb for magic but she's not reported in just yet."
[25-Zatanna to Watchtower.]
"Speaking of, there she is." Batman looks to the door as Zatanna enters looking ragged. "What's wrong?"
"Batman, it's worse than we thought. It's much bigger than you said, the League's base is a ghost town, bodies laying around the compound. The orbs at least four feet across now."
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So I started writing on and off during work this morning, kept getting distracted, I'll have to write the rest of it later but there will be a part 2 and maybe even a part 3 if the muses are kind.
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canisitsnotlupus · 1 year
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For 16 years, I owned a HA/HR (whatever you want to call it, I say HA since he had landed bites and fully intented to) dog. Daedra was the love of my life in terms of dogs, but he was a dog that when he tried to bite, he did no warnings. It was hard. I cried a lot. I considered BE a lot. Obviously, that didn't happen, I eventually did all sorts of sports with him (safely, he only had bitten family). I loved him quite dearly, he was my heart dog. And I very much vowed I would never do it again. Reactivity is exhausting. It's not fun, even if I loved Dae so much. The management of him took so much time. I was blessed that while I owned Daedra, I had Vivec, the dog who could do anything, no reactivity at all. I could always have a dog with me. And then I had Gallifrey, who also is nonreactive, so really. I lucked out. But I insisted, constantly, I will never do it again. I'm also a liar. Lucio is fairly HR (no bites, I do not let him with strangers, so I am not sure if it's intentional or just reactive). I rarely talk about this. The other BCs from the litter are not, and Lucio is neutered, and I doubt I'll breed any of them, so it doesn't matter beyond my own knowledge. But now.. honestly, I appreciate having a fuck around and find out dog. Lucio is massive for a BC, at around 50-60lbs, and he has a deep bark. He sounds like an even bigger dog. And sometimes, when I need to go out at night, like tonight where I needed to check under the house, I take Lucio. He's a deterrent. He's watchful, he minds on a leash, and he's loud. People sometimes wander our woods, people walk the roads, and sometimes there's coyotes and black bears around. The other BCs won't really do much. Half the dogs I own (and Fork included) would be friendly to a stranger and are even friendlier to other dogs (and Lucio loves other dogs). But I've seen Lucio measure up against coyotes, I've seen him (and heard him) alert over people. I've seen Lucio move in ways that worry me he would land a bite when strangers pop in for a visit before he gets crated away. And yes, he's exhausting being managed like this, especially living somewhere people visit often (gods I cannot wait to live alone where I will have no visitors at all). I complain about him barking a lot. Barking sets off my anxiety. But tonight, when I needed to go outside at eleven in the winter darkness, I leashed Lucio, and when I was peering under the house with a flashlight and trying to listen for a burst pipe and he was behind me watching the fields, I felt safe. And when he started to bark, I knew there was something out there, and I came back inside because I knew something was actually out there.
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nightswithkookmin · 2 years
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After rewatching a few Vlives.
Remember the Vminkook Vlive last year, when Tae suggested the pepero kissing game to Jikook? to which Jimin responded "Have you ever gotten bitten by a pepero?", like saying "no we are not playing that game are you crazy?" lol
And the way the members tease Jikook about their relationship sometimes, like when J hope was teasing Jikook on Jimin's birthday Vlive.
I have a feeling that the members, even after all these years, even knowing very well that they are a couple, have not witnessed the extent of their romantic relationship fully.
Could it be possible that the members have probably never seen Jimin and Jungkook kiss???
And teasing them is a fun way to get a reaction from JM and JK of something that they have never witnessed, and to the members that's what makes it hilarious and fun.
I have the impression that Jikook are still very careful and secretive with the way they carry themselves around the members, even after all these years.
They haven't seen Jikook kiss???
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I'll bet my money on YES. YES THEY HAVE.
And it happened just like this.
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long beak and everything. Kish kish😙
If we have seen Jikook kiss I bet you they have too A LOT and are suffering from a Jikook wild side PTSD in there to be holding their breaths when those two as much as look at each other. Jikook don traumatized them.
When Tae says let's not look into the camera as shade to Kook I'm gonna wager it's cos he's seen the eye fucking and day light gay robbery and sneaky gay behavior.
Whatever that kiss sound was in that BE YouTube meeting was equally sus but highly debatable so I won't touch it.
one day certain BTS members will write in their memoirs never to be published of the members who masturbated while the roommates slept at night- but we've all done it so no big deal right?
Who hasn't masturbated while their roommates slept in college?? I know I'm not the only one🤣
And yes. We've all been so horny and wreckless we've fucked too while our roommates slept- or so we thought.
Don't worry Jikook. You are not alone. It wasn't once or twice but hey gotta do what you gotta do. I mean shit. We all have needs.
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and all that blood to Jimin's ears in Bon V when Suga called Jimin out for misconducting himself is equally wild.
i miss bon V.
Jimin said he was hot suddenly JK pulls up in the biggest body warmer and coat I've ever seen in my life. Don't ask. Don't tell.
only the gay Gods know why Jimin was red.
And I'd refer you once again to Jins expression and reaction after they narrated the neck bite incident or their absolutely nonchalant nonreaction to Jimin kissing Kook's neck- naa Jin freaked out shooketh to his core when he thought Jimin had kissed Jungkook
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That shock shouldn't have registered as it means Jin acknowledged how inappropriate an actual kiss would have been between them but also implies he thinks those two are in fact capable of kissing and doing the gay- probably because he'd seen them do it over and over.
It takes a lot for s. Koreans with how normal skinship is to infer gayness in same sex idol interactions especially in the year that it happened. Lots of gay idols bank on the naivety and ignorance of their people and the prevalent unawareness they have about gay dynamics in their culture.
People try to platonize Jikook interactions but time and time again the members through their responses indicate to us that even they don't think those two are platonic at all.
And I know it frustrates Jimin especially that they have these reactions to them because no one works harder than Park Jimin at normalizing his not so normal behavior with Jungkook.
He be like I'm not gay. Then he goes and does this
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Naa it's okay we can hold hands, we can say I love you to each other, we don't have to take separate rides even though every one knows we live in opposite sides of the company. None of this is gay at all he says calmly to himself.
He said act normal bitch stop making it impossible for me to enjoy the gay
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When you say they don't know the full extent of their relationship it sounds like words I've used to describe their dynamic in the past.
But when I say that, I mean they don't know just how deep in love or how serious they are about each other.
Especially with Jimin.
There's no hope for Kook. We all know this.
And may be I'm projecting myself and my relationships on to them but Jimin does come across to me as one to down play to himself and to Jungkook just how much emotionally invested he is in Jungkook. Prettu sure it takes him by surprise too when he realizes.
Remember when Namjoon pointed out to him just how happy Jk makes him? Or when Suga pointed out how much Jimin laughs because of Jungkook?
He reminds me of all the times I've lied about someone I liked to my friends because I didn't want them to think I was weak and hopelessly in love- mostly because they looked down on the person I liked or didn't have much nice things to say about them. When I'm with friends and this person calls I'll literally roll my eyes, hang up, speak briefly, coldly and distantly and complain about how this person is bothering me to my friends.
But as soon as I leave my friends I'll leave 60 missed calls, 100 texts, voice notes etc.
I'm not saying Jimin does this to Kook but I feel he does straddle that line a bit. He's a hyung dating a younger man whom everyone says is childish and impulsive. It can take a toll no matter how much he over compensates with the flattery and compliments and constantly reassuring himself Jungkook is the bomb.
He tends to down play his feelings there a bit so every now and then when the members catch a glimpse of his actual feelings they become shocked. In my opinion of course.
Think of them both screaming they don't wanna be team mates in run episode but suddenly when Kook sells it too well Jimin goes wait you don't want to be my partner? And his face literally goes☹
While Kook screams internally
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Then he went and said, the members think Jungkook is like an actual little brother to him. Now why the fuck would they think that when all you two do is this
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Who looks at Jikook and thinks siblings. that's just nasty and gross and I feel traumatized thinking this how Jimin is with his actual little brother. Shivering. Reporting Jimin to Korea PD.
Yet that's always been his go to descriptor. Vague as possible. Kook is my dongseang. Not friend. Dongseang. Our little one.
Yet in the same breath he wants us to believe what he does with this little one is appropriately normal for brothers although if done to him he is quick to cut that out immediately because its gay. Oh Jimin yea. Cut that it's weird. Hope sexualizes him, he goes don't ever do that shit again. Jin does it and he's like sir I'm not here to see all that.
Jungkook says I want you and he goes that audio is bad shut up. Brothers. Mmmkay.
Yet he be the one to call people baby and my love and pull a tongue suggestively at them. I'm looking at him.
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there are moments like when Tae asked him to come over when he was crying even though he was with Jungkook.
Jin also asked him if he was gonna come back to the company on Jin's birthday even though he was with Jungkook.
There's something about Jimin's representations of their relationship that makes the members appear insensitive in the way they handle those two most times- either they don't think those two are dating and so they don't watch what they do and say around them- like Tae moving the camera around in Jks room when Jm was hiding there, camera crew sneaking up on Jikook with no regard for their privacy, Namjoon flirting with Jimin in front of Jungkook etc
Or
They just don't think those two are seriously involved which is also misleading. Because sometimes they come off as they know and respect their boundaries and rights over eachother while other times they like fuck this shit right here Jimin is for everybody.
Which i think happens in moments like oh we broke up. We crossed the line once now we just friends, I'm never getting back together with this dude or just members having that expectation of them/Jimin- being the oldest of the two- to end their relationship for the sake of the group for instance and periods of them pretending they've taken that advice but going on to sneak behind the members backs.
I don't know. They be giving off weird vibes sometimes.
I won't forget how embarrassed he was when Jungkook brought up their rain fight. I can imagine he might have texted Tae to let him know he was done with Kook ass for good only to run through the rain to take him back in seconds. Whiplash.
I don't think they have been secretive about their relationship in the group I think they have been reckless in taking the members along the ebb and flows.
Hobi's insistence on calling Jimin by JKs name and vice versa is beautifully telling and don't need many words to unpack. At my current work, there's one boss who has no sense of boundaries who keeps calling me by another boss's name in a jovial way but I just know it's because he feels or thinks, knows or believes that person likes me. Or that we have an intimate dynamic than usual even though i barely exchange words on a daily with this boss and will kick his throat if he dares think of it.
Chances are he is teasing us together because he probably likes me himself. Literal 12 yr old old man and he's married. Shaking my head.
Back in high school I used to be teased a lot too with other guys and girls- some I had crushes on, some I hated to the bone.
That's just the thing with Jikook, everything about them is relatable the moment you stop treating them like a distant mystical fantasy but rather humans with very human behaviors. And unless you have shallow experiences as a human then you'd miss a lotof things and context in connecting and relating to them.
Someone asked me but how can you be so confident about those two, because my lived experiences are real and I'm very grounded in them. I'm not opining they are queer because my sexuality is not an opinion. It's something I'm seeing in them every day and I can relate to. Right down to their relationship dynamic.
There's no smoke without fire so Hobi isn't doing this in a vacuum either. There's something about JM and JK that makes him tease them out of all the members they both interact with. You absolutely right sis.
And the way they are teased is totally different from the way Yoonmin are teased for example. You know they wanna work Kook or Jimins nerves when they pull that yoonmin card. Lmho.
anywho, Jungkook ships himself with Jimin and I support him.
They have matured and are still maturing so I see how that comes off as secretive and careful. I'd say its a need and want for privacy as they grow and just plain professionalism.
Love you💜
GOLDY
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silver--storms · 4 years
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Same anon as before, he actually is a very nice person, we've know each other for 4 years and he has become one of my closest friends. It was about half a year ago when i realized he was hitting on me, he has asked me to go out before but it was never in person (like today) so i could always make something up. The real problem here is that we are on the same fucking classroom so if it goes wrong it is going to be rough. Thank you btw💓 i'll let you know how it went once I've talked to him
Sometimes it just doesn't go well no matter how hard you try and that's okay! All you can do is be honest and kind. I do reccomend trying to be as calm and nonreactive if he gets real upset about it. He could upset in the moment because his feelings and ego will be bruised,but it's possible he could get over it fast. If you start feeding into that and things get nasty because emotions are high, it'll be much harder to recover from.
Hope it goes well love! 💜🖤💜🖤💜
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