#i’m pissing myself

[v4mp1res3verywhere]

“You know me. We have met before” IM SCRNEKWAKAOAO

Bro don’t walk, run to spotify

#i’m pissing myself #I just found this #this is perfect #they’re so real for this #the sandman Dreamcast #Morpheus X listener #sandman #morpheus x reader #the sandman #morpheus #dream of the endless #dream #the sandman netflix #sandman morpheus #dream dream dream #tom sturridge #sandman audio #Morpheus audio #audio #audio X listener #the sandman audio #the sandman neil gaiman #neil gaiman

[thatemomcrfan]

#I’m pissing myself #Hod dog

[scrambledslut]

THE NEW OFMD TRAILER WHAT THE FUCK

#stede looks so good #OMG AMD EDWARD😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #i am gonna pass away from watching this shit #also pls ed painting the wedding topper to look like himself just cause the groom looks like stede💀💀💀💀 #i’m pissing myself #our flag means death #ofmd

[whatareyousearchingfordean]

Jensen: “I didn’t anticipate what it would smell like”

Eric: “what did it smell like?”

Jensen: “dirty sex”

BRUH WHAT?!?!?

x

#Jensen ackles #the boys #soldier boy #eric kripke #i’m pissing myself

[eddieschains]

#i’m pissing myself #not a thought behind those chocolate button eyes #joseph quinn #mesmerized by steak

[jewishbarbies]

Please help me. I am in fear of my (online) life due to two other users chickensarentcheap and munstymind on here. They have been sending me threatening DMS. I can't send screencaps through here but I can quote some of it - ',Vanessa, Ur so ugly. You are a white COLONIZER. I will never stop writing Tyler Rake better than you. Vanessa you is fat. Vanessa eats carpet. Nobody likes you Van everyone here hates you. I will hunt you down and end your existenlk.' I am so scared Glor, please help a bi

“you is fat” “eats carpet” “end your existenlk”

#Asks #anonymoose #I’m pissing myself #anon what is this?? #🤣🤣🤣

[philsmeatylegss]

Why did no one ever tell me how funny buzzfeed unsolved was????

#I’m pissing myself #currently watching the one about the surgeon accused of killing his wife but was innocent #rae’s rambles

[silens-oro]

Spoils of War AU

#spoils of war fic #akcjsnskdk #I’m pissing myself #this episode is so funny #derry girls #HOTD

[disappointingcabbage]

WHAT

#I’m pissing myself #w h a t #he’s a real guy???? #is this an example of #irl jonny sims #being fucking terrible at naming characters #is it a coincidence? #does he actually collect fucked up books?? #did a fucked up book give him soccer skills? #tma ? #TMA #the Magnus archives #rusty quill tma #rusty quill

[cryingabtab]

i’m convinced that the writers took a look at our blogs bc “niagra falls”??? “ruin me”??? i’m in tears

#austin butler #austin butler snl #snl #granny!austin #i’m pissing myself

[aquariusdeanw]

I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT THE SCENE WHERE VAX AND KIKI ARE TRYING TO HAVE AN INTIMATE CONVERSATION BY THE SUN TREE BUT THE PARTY CAN’T JUST HOLD IT TOGETHER SNDJJAD

#I’M PISSING MYSELF #vax’ildan #keyleth #cr1 #c1e35 #val watches cr :) #critical role

[pixiefms]

HES TALKING LIEK HE DIDNT JUST BASICALLY RAVISH HIM IN THE DOORWAY

#no because this is so funny #he’s baffled #flabbergasted #hoodwinked #i’m pissing myself #they had their tou hues down each others throats in the front doorway like 2 seconds ago #😭😭😭

[paxerprime]

it’s fucked up that we to make the normal smiley face into a frowny face we can just flip the mouth like this :) :( but to make an open mouth smiley face into an open mouth frowny face you have to move the entire eyes to the other side :D D:

it’s fucked up

#fucked up #where’s the reverse D #i’m pissing myself

[daddyjackfrost]

how can one be so talented to convey such pure love and passion? i have never read greater piece of writing and I want nothing less in my life than the true love you have written in ch. 5; the absolute devotion and effort you have put in your work— i am mesmerised. not only did i forget i was just a reader, i literally felt like i was living in the story.

the way i fully teared up and has to pause my music.

YOU’RE SO KIND SHUT UP. i’m— i’m on my period so i’m writing this in pain and i’m overly emotional so i’m also crying.

thank you. thank you so much.

#i #idk what to say #UR SO KIND???? #i’m pissing myself #fully #i cant #do u know how much this means to me #i’m printing this out fr #rn #stay with me ; morpheus #hana’s.asks!

[jamminvroomvroom]

nah twitter is fucking mental opened it for two seconds and saw people saying luisa caused lando’s tonsillitis GO HOME BLOODY ELL

#i’m pissing myself

[mo-mode]

Okay, but has anyone mentioned yet that Grover is also a vegetarian so when he says “Thanks for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers,” he’s like doubling down on Ares’ shittiness?? Ares even mentions how practically all satyrs are vegetarian or vegan when he said all they do is eat tofu. I bet when Grover said that at the end, he was cursing him out so thoroughly on his head, Ares could hear it. “Thanks for the emotional abuse and cheeseburgers you @&!$ing $!@? and you didn’t even get a %£#!ing salad. Oooo you got a big &$%! plate of fries? Whoop-dee &!#@ing doo!! What kind of #&*!ing god are you? A piss poor @#!$ing !%@$ one. Athena’s owl my €@%#.” That’s probably why Ares didn’t bother with the paper towels.

#like that must have been so insulting #I have a dietary restriction myself and if someone was like yeah I got all these massive entrees that you can’t have but oh! we got … #you a plate of fries cuz I know you probably haven’t eaten in like an entire day? I would be PISSED #yeah Grover get his ass #Grover probably sat in silence for thirty minutes staring at that massive plate of burgers then thought yeah I’m gonna mess this bitch up #and psychological warfare Grover was born #grover underwood #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson tv show #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo series #ares #ares pjo