#i’m jokinggggg

[crepusculum-rattus]

they should just keep playing ace race until someone rage quits the tournament entirely

#and like wilbur viewers can watch him decend into somehow worse madness #i’m jokinggggg #i say this bc i enjoy ace race actually #mcc #live blogging #🐀

[cybervom1t]

might kill myself just to feel something real for once

#wordvomit #I’M JOKINGGGGG #UNLESSSSS

[god-of-this-new-blog]

Going to turn this account into a beat poet fan blog. Gonna turn this blog into a place where I only post about the fact that Gore Vidal fucked Jack Kerouac. Only speaking on Neal Cassady’s love letters to Allen Ginsberg from now on.

#I’m jokinggggg #this however is my other fixation rn

[prisonpodcast]

Me @ techno if c!phil betraying him became canon

But also

#IM JOKINGGGGG #THIS IS AJOKEEE #THIS IS SLASH AFFECTIONATE #I’m normal about c!emduo I PROMMY #peace and love but I would be so sad forever and ever

[tahdashi]

we’ve made it to that point in tot hcs where i have to write vyn’s. i need a shot or 2

#JOKINGGGGG 😒😒😒 #i think it’s funny i’m so funny #pls root for me #i will get Through This #sayu speaks

[tasticbastard]

hi it's still there we are safe

i feel insane bc it’s still not showing up for me 😭 when i directly search, it shows up but an error message pops up when i try to play it ☹️ and when i look at the actual podcast page it’s not there

i even checked my saved episodes bc i remember saving it and it’s gone there too ☹️

#perhaps i am just cursed #or frank blocked me bc i cyber bullied him too much on tumblr dot com #which if that’s the case baby i’m sorry please come back to bed 😩 #i was just jokinggggg

[iinmysights]

🤨 lack of acknowledgement of the local scrampled egg is telling……..

#Ravage.txt #JOKINGGGGG joking i’m not actually mad or even a little upset a sjdjnfnf #this is simply a reminder that there’s two posts with brand new pesto pics on my blog now

[beehtml]

⚾️ RED OCTOBER BABY ⚾️

#guys i’m NERVOUS… #all the teams are so good #i need this movie to have a happy ending #is the power of friendship enough?? #phillies #buzzing thoughts #the hype video they dropped with stubby saying ‘if you don’t get it then get the fuck out of philly’ are you JOKINGGGGG

[dabislittlemouse]

Tw: Somnophilia

You were sleeping peacefully when Dabi snuck into your apartment late that night. He hadn’t intended on paying you a visit until later on but well…. Shigaraki had gotten on his nerves and now he had some anger he needed to blow off. And what better way to do that… Then with you? So here he found himself standing over your sleeping form. You were on your stomach with your pillow tugged tight to your chest. You looked so cute, so sweet, he almost felt bad for coming….

His mouth twisted into a grin. So tonight, it seemed, was one of those nights that you decided to forgo your sleeping shorts. His gaze travelled like a brand over your bare legs. Your skin so soft and smooth against the calluses of his hands as he finally moved to kneel over you. You squirmed slightly but otherwise didn’t move even as he snickered and bent to trail his warm mouth along the skin of your legs as his hands hiked your hips up.

He pushed his face straight against the skimpy cloth of the thong that barely covered your pretty pink cunt. He let out a rumbling groan as his eyes rolled back and he inhaled the sweet scent that was leaking from between your raised hips. How the hell you hadn’t woken up yet he had no idea but he wasn’t complaining. It was only after he was tongue deep inside of you and slurping at your cunt like a starved beast that you stirred.

Your hips wriggling and soft moans falling from your mouth as you slowly began to come to. He chuckled against you and reached down to quickly undo his own pants as he pulled away from you. He watched through lidded eyes as you turned your head and slowly began to open your eyes. But it was only as he rubbed the thick head of his cock against your leaking hole that you really came awake. Your eyes widened, his grin stretched until his mouth split his face open, as he gripped your hips and slammed himself straight into you.

The cry you let out was music to his ears and he groaned as his head fell back. Gripping your hips for dear life, he set a brutal pace right from the jump. It was all you could do to grip your sheets and take it. “Hahaha fuckin- hnnnghhh! Wakey wakey babydoll~” he taunted as his cock bullied straight past your womb.

“Even half asleep you take it so well. Good fuckin giiiiirrrlllll~” his voice trailed off into a moan as he fucked into you like he would die if he didn’t. And when you came the first time, a loud wail ripping from your throat, he couldn’t help the sadistic laugh that fell from his mouth as he never once stopped.

*moans loudly*

The way this had me so feral yesterday yall- Bean is always there to bless torment me when I’m terribly horny, it’s literally the fourth time I read this I’m not even jokinggggg 😮‍💨😫 I’m so WEAKKKKK for somno

#B’s inbox🦋 #Beanie💜 #your writing and ideas never fail to make me DAMP af 😮‍💨 #i do love being bullied #dabi x reader #dabi #dabi smut #touya todoroki #mha dabi #tw: somnophilia

[if-lost-return-to-remus]

Sup losers?

My name is Sirius Black

They/he

Bisexual, I guess?

Engaged‼️‼️

I’m 17

Gryffindor

FRENCH 🗣️🇫🇷🥖‼️

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Joined cause this looks cool.

I like Dogs, uhhh pizza, DAVID BOWIE 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰💋💋💋🤭🤭🤭‼️‼️‼️‼️ my friends and maybe Reg (JOKINGGGGG, Reg don’t kill me)

Best friends with pookie @james-potter-yall @r3mussy @r3gulus-a-black

Yeah I have nothing more to say. Enjoy my rants.

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This is a rp account, if you do not like it, leave! Check out: @james-potter-yall @evan-just-another-slytherin @r3mussy @r3gulus-a-black @secretly-belle @pxn-dorxx @d0maedows

#rp account #having funnn #the marauders #marauders era #regulus #Remus #James #Sirius #Sirius black #Harry Potter #Hogwarts #enjoy

[kittykattysstuff]

Today I woke up and realized I became what I fear and love the most: yeah I’m like Toji THAT unemployed friend. Except I don’t waste money I don’t have gambling. Just waiting for the day when my parents will kick me out of the house. Any sugar daddies available? My feet are really pretty 😏 lol Jokinggggg

…… or am I?

#toji fushiguro #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #I seriously considered becoming a sugar baby for one hot minute though #can you tell I’m that desperate #idek anymore

[runningfrom2am]

guys i’m listening to cowboy carter and oh my godddd

first of all, ate. second of all,, i added DAUGHTER to the LTPF playlist SO MF FAST AFTER I LISTENED TO IT YOURE JOKINGGGGG

#ltpf <3 #raye rambles ab shit

[dodgebolts]

today are seven national finals for eurovision (including sanremo) so I’m really excited for tonight and also please let me know your opinions on whatever happens I really enjoy hearing them <33

UR JOKINGGGGG today is the busiest day for me on my trip 😭 I’ll have to catch up later but I saw a preliminary list for sanremo and it made me ill I pray it isn’t real amen 🙏

#I’ll probably check most of them on Monday but I’ll keep an eye on sanremo #I’m excited though I listened to all the songs for esc that have been released on spotify #and the Norwegian one DOES go crazy I’m so excited to see who comes out of the National rounds tonight #lyss answers #anon tag #lyss.sanremo23

[cupid-styles]

I’m not going to like it…. IM JOKINGGGGG GIRL we’re going to love it everything you write we would love it you’re the best writer!!!!🤍💐 I’m been excited when you mentioned your we’re going to write this SOOOOO I CAN’T WAIT!!!!

FJSKDJDJDKS YOURE SILLY BESTIE!!!!!!! tysm for being excited and hanging in there while i took FOREVER to write it!!!!!! ily and i hope you love it!

#bestie asks

[beforus-for-real-justice]

I’m gonna befriend BARJJJJJ and nobody can stop meeeeeee!

If you dooooo you hate rustbloodssss! Jokinggggg.

#mod aradia

[detectivesus]

EW champ!?? How dare you 💔💔💔

☹️ i’m just jokinggggg on a sunday night