When Klavier emerges from the bathroom, he stares at Apollo with an expression that reminds him of the look Ema gave him when she found a dead body in that dressing room. Apollo stares back at him blankly, head cocked slightly to the side.
"Is... is this a joke? Are you messing with me?" Klavier asks, gesturing to Apollo's shower. It's coffin-sized and doesn't get very hot, but he can't imagine what has the rockstar so offended. The attorney just frowns. Klavier, huffing, retreats into the bathroom and returns holding Apollo's 3-in-1 like a murder weapon.
"This is the *only* thing in your shower," he says, shaking it accusatorily. "Where is your shampoo?"
"You're holding it," Apollo replies. Klavier squints at the bottle, lets out a groan of protest, and stalks back inside. Upon seeing him tear open the medicine cabinet, Apollo follows, looking over his shoulder at his increasingly anguished expression. Klavier is staring at the shelves like their contents have victimized him personally. Left to right, there's an industrial sized jar of hair gel, a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, and a few odd bottles of migraine medication and other prescriptions. Klavier is looking back and forth, searching for something he can't seem to find.
"This is IT?" he groans. "How do you live like this, Justice? What do you even wash your face with?"
Apollo bites back a smile and points to the handsoap.
Klavier lets out a cry like a woman who just discovered her lover was lost at sea.
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Thank you so much to everyone and the drive to keep my mind busy during this time with all the asks.. I’m unsure if it’s a coordinated effort, or you all just knew. But I appreciate it, and you are keeping me busy. My ask box is where I’ll be living mostly until I feel mentally healthy enough to enter the collective again.
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terry brooks you cannot introduce a guy wearing this outfit and have him pine over his best friend for six hundred pages and have me believe he is anything but the most bisexual man on the planet
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Related to my last post, PokeRogue continues to be insane:
Watch me breeze through my shiny Reshirun with Regidraco’s signature move
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im pretty sure anon just said that bc heritageposts said ppl are more likely to defend ukraine than palestine, and also heritageposts supports violent resistance
Honestly the vibe like
I follow Heritageposts but not closely. I follow like 5000 people on Tumblr. Every time I follow someone new I have to unfollow someone else first. I see them on my dash Every So Often. I don’t follow everything they do or say or what everyones saying about them but thats the first time I’ve heard THAT.
Also it made me google what a tankie was and I’m still not 100% on what its definition is but like. Idk. Red scare much?
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One of these days I’m gonna sit down and make a post about every line in every sleep token song that makes me go crazy. That has fundamentally changed me as a person. Not today tho, it’s almost midnight and I’m eepy.
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With how the online store has handled the preorders where they’ve taken down all the rest of the merch for an extended period and presumably will continue to do so until the album release, it makes me wonder if they’re finally directing all their resources on fulfilling orders for TTPD merch exclusively and if that means there’s a shot orders will actually arrive in a timely manner on or around April 19…
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