#i will continue to be salty about the twitter poll /lh

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Dream SMP Recap (July 17/2021) - George Lore Tour

With so much having changed around the server, George gets a tour from Quackity to find out what’s been going on.

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VOD LINKS:

Foolish

GeorgeNotFound

Michaelmcchill

Captain Puffy

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- George wakes up in a white bed just outside the Holy Land walls. It’s raining and his inventory is completely empty

- He whacks a spider with a stick and puts on the Able Sisters theme. He notices that they made a wall around the church and gets some random items from the chests lying around

- George goes looking for food and looks around the Community House chests. He checks his Ender Chest and grabs his Netherite tools (he doesn’t have the armor) and a stack of bread

- George gets emotional because of the Minecraft OST

- He goes over to the old mine that he made and removes the covering on the exit. Quackity logs on

- Quackity joins the VC. He woke up in a cold sweat having sensed George’s presence on the SMP!

- George runs over and meets Quackity at Spawn. Quackity gives George a rose bush and George places it down. Quackity boxes the rose up with quartz, saying they must protect it

- Quackity puts a sign with a penis on it and suggests they go to Las Nevadas. George wants to know more about what’s changed on the server, like the wall around the Holy Land, and Quackity tells him Targay is gone

- Quackity tries to preserve George in quartz. George and Quackity go to the cat cafe and remember George’s lore bed is there. George sleeps in the lore bed and Quackity starts putting quartz around it to preserve it

- They sleep together in the lore bed

- Then the two go to Michael’s charity donor building, then walk down the path to Michael’s house, where Quackity reads Foolish’s poem for Michael

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Fire dances like  a snake on its last scale. Only the fool fights cobras in the midst of the tango. Instead...  you should salsa

BATMAN IS WATCHING YOU.  ALFRED SAID YOU SMELL LIKE BITCH

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- Michael logs on

- George makes a donation sign and Quackity starts building a huge museum to preserve the donor to preserve him

George: “What is it with you and ‘preserving’ recently?”

Quackity: “It’s all about keeping history, George, alright? One day some guy could come in here and like, fuckin’...”

- George interrupts, noticing a single floating leaf block in the sky

- Quackity asks George if he was there when they made the secret confessions block. George wasn’t there for it and doesn’t remember, so Quackity starts telling him about it, how they went all the way up to a single block in the sky just like that one and put signs on it with secrets

- He suggests they go to it and puts up a giant picture of bald George

- George announces his presence and Quackity puts up more pictures of bald George, commemorating his memory after he passed away. Quackity makes a grave for George and tells George to get in the ground

- George lies down in his grave and looks up at Quackity. Quackity puts on his chestplate and helmet and brandishes a sword

Quackity: “George...I never thought I’d do this to you, but...after all those things I did to you?”

George: “What--”

Quackity: “I had no other choice.”

George: “What are you doing?”

Quackity: “The way you betrayed my trust and defied me, it could only lead to that...”

George: “Quackity no -- can you hear me? Quackity! I’m -- I’m alive! Quackity, I’m alive!”

Quackity: “George...You spent most of your life dreaming, and that’s how you’re gonna end up...dreaming, old pal.”

George: “Quackity! Quackity, no! You have to save me! Quackity, you have to save me! Quackity! Listen to me!”

Quackity: “I’m sorry...I’m sorry things had to end this way. But after Sapnap, Karl and you tried to bomb Las Nevadas, all I could do was protect myself.”

George: “Quackity, can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Quackity!”

Quackity: “And it’s like I still hear your voice--”

George: “Quackity! Quackity! QUACKITY!”

Quackity: “I still hear your voice somewhere. Somewhere out there.”

George: “Quackity, please--”

Quackity: “If you were around--”

George: “Quackity just--”

Quackity: “What -- what would I say? George?”

- Quackity buries George in his grave

- Then he starts pissing on it

- George digs himself out of the grave and Quackity starts screaming. George chases after him demanding he explain himself. Quackity frantically says he was just watering George’s grave because he wanted flowers to grow

- In order to make it up to him, George wants to see the secret block. Quackity leads him over, talking with a voice filter

- They get to the top and finally start reading the secrets:

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BadBoyHalo was here  <3 u Skeppy

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i asked dream to be my vice president but it didnt happen

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- George is offended that he wasn’t Quackity’s first option

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You Matter

- Eret ♥

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I love Velvet <3 also callahan is bbh on an alt

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- This last secret is too much knowledge. George knows too much, so Quackity pushes him off of the platform and he falls all the way down to his death

- George wakes up in the lore bed. What a strange dream

- Quackity tries to convince George that Callahan is actually Bad on an alt

- Michael does a subathon and works on projects on the server

GeorgeNotFound joined the game.

Foolish: fuck gogy

George: !!?!?!?!?!

GeorgeNotFound left the game.

Michael: based

- Foolish goes around deciding on things to destroy. He explodes Sapnap’s old parkour tower and takes down the remains of Purpled’s UFO. He gets rid of the McDonalds, explodes Karl’s filming studio, and gets rid of ENIS

- Puffy does a stream in a red suit and goes on her business arc again, auctioning off various things around the server

- Later on, Bad and Skeppy join VC and the three of them chat for a while, with Bad and Puffy messing with the beet farm

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Upcoming Events:

- Egg Finale Stream

- Tales From the SMP: “Space Race”

- Ponk’s prequel stream

- Ponk’s current-day lore with Sam

- Puffy’s Lore Cast

- Sapnap’s lore

- Dream’s lore video

- Wilbur’s 12 planned streams

- Captain Puffy’s lore stream that could have happened today

- Quackity’s casino opening

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