#i wanna microwave him like one of those teddy bears full of rice

[zarophod]

i finished guards! guards! finally! very exciting! great book! i understand why people love Vimes and Vetinari so much, i cannot wait to read more of the watch books!

question though: how old is Vimes and how old is Sybil? i’m just wondering…

#discworld #terry pratchett #guards! guards! #vimes #vetinari #sybil ramkin #what a great book #carrot is so lovely #and as i thought i am obsessed with vetinari #he’s just so #like #i wanna punch him affectionately #you get me?? #i wanna microwave him like one of those teddy bears full of rice #and they’re scented like lavender and stuff #yeah that’s vetinari to me <3 #neways great book!