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#i wanna call them chrilly for short lol
bigdumbbambieyes · 2 years
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more Chrissy & Billy bestie headcanons from yours truly!! btw here’s more headcanons and the original post
• Billy is both disgusted and amazed at the fact that Chrissy doesn’t own any black clothing - except a dress she has in the back of her closet, but that’s just for funerals (her exact words). He immediately takes her to the thrift store to find a soft-yet-metal outfit she can wear to Corroded Coffin’s show that weekend.
• For Chrissy’s birthday, Billy buys her a pair of little hoop earrings that have a small, delicate flower dangling from them. She gives him one of the two, saying it’s so they can match, and he wears it every day for a week because he’s never had best friend jewelry until now. When he thinks Neil has seen it, he immediately switches it out and keeps the earring safe in is dresser.
• When Chrissy thinks of a new cheer routine, she always runs it by Billy first. Not because he knows anything about cheer, but because he’s painfully honest. She’ll sit him down in the garden at her parent’s house and have her pompoms in her hands as she does her routine, smiling as Billy watches her silently behind his aviators, a lit cigarette pinched between his fingers. He used to bitch about it at first but now secretly enjoys it because she’s genuinely happy the entire time she does it, and he does point out where she can kick higher or move more.
• Billy loves to call Chrissy ‘Miss American Pie’ or just ‘Miss America’ because it annoys her. He wears a big, smug grin whenever he pulls up to her cheer practice and calls to her, “Hey! Miss America! Get your ass in here!” And all her cheer friends giggle at her as she scrunches her nose at him, making her way to the Camaro for her ride home.
• (tw mention of abuse) Chrissy is doing a face mask one night when Billy comes knocking at her window, his cheek red and swollen, his eyes and nose just as red from crying. She pulls him into a fierce hug after he climbs into her room and rubs at his back, letting him softly cry into her shoulder. Once he’s composed himself a bit, but is still not ready to talk, she’ll give him a soft smile and offer to put the mask on him. “It might help your cheek?” She whispers, and Billy is very hesitant at first, because that kinda stuff is for girls, but he’s desperate for comfort so he lets her apply it. It doesn’t help his cheek but it does feel nice to have her pamper him a little, to soothe the pain that his father created. They do face masks at last once a week after that.
• They love going on double dates with their boyfriends. Steve and Billy like going to the movies because they can hold hands the entire time without anyone noticing, while Chrissy and Eddie like to go bowling (they’re lowkey a competitive couple). Regardless of what they do, it’s always a fun time.
• When they’re feeling angry at something or each other, Billy drives them down the highway and they scream-sing ‘Shout At the Devil’ by Mötley Crüe as many times as they need to.
• The first time Billy sleeps over at Steve’s, Chrissy is the first to know. The first time Chrissy kisses Eddie, Billy is the first to know.
• Chrissy loves reading her teen magazines and making Billy do the quizzes in it, asking each question out loud then reading him his results. He’s either appeased or says it’s total bullshit - there’s no in between.
• Billy introduces Chrissy to KISS but it’s Eddie that solidifies her love for the band when he makes a fool out of himself singing ‘I Was Made For Lovin You’ to her.
• Chrissy keeps whatever items Billy can’t keep at home in her room, because she wants him to have things he wants without having to worry about Neil finding them. One of the items is a photo booth strip of Steve and Billy, smiling and laughing and kissing, along with a small, green, stuffed teddy bear that Steve gave to Billy on that same date. All of Billy’s special belongings go into a little box in her closet, where they’re kept safe.
• (tw ed mention) Billy notices that Chrissy avoids certain foods and he notes them in a journal, because he doesn’t want to upset her by having her accidentally eat them. He also goes out of his way to remove any packing on food so she can’t see the nutrition label, instead offering her the food in a napkin or on a plate. She catches on right away and is touched that he’d even go to such lengths for her.
• Max and Chrissy love to annoy Billy at the same time any chance they get because he’s insufferable to them all the time. Billy hates how mischievous they can get, whispering to each other with matching grins, but he’s also very thankful that they get along so well. Chrissy is definitely a huge help when Max and Billy begin to repair their relationship.
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