#i think this is the most accurate horimiya scenario ive written yet

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ishikawa: miyamura, your eyes are blue. like unnaturally blue miyamura: huh? oh they're contacts *pokes his finger into his eye* ishikawa, shivering: dude, ew. it looks like you peeled your eyeball out iura, appears: whoa miyamura's starring in a horror movie. hey, hey who should i be?? ishikawa, deadpanning: the guy gets killed off first cuz he went to check out the sound in the basement miyamura, worried: iura...why'd you go down to the basement... iura: huh?? i'm already dead!? ishikawa: miyamura you died because you answered the doorbell after a weird phonecall *cut to miyamura happily wondering who was at the door* iura: ohh, miyamura your so clueless and happy. why must such a boy endure this tragic death *clenches his fists* ishikawa and miyamura, deadpanning: the dead can't speak sengoku, appearing: what are you guys talking about? iura: miyamura died because he answered a weird phonecall!! sengoku, disappointed: huh?? miyamura didn't your parents teach you not to talk to strangers? ishikawa with a finger gun: bam sengoku's dead cuz he couldn't lift himself through the trapdoor sengoku: what, why am i dying?? and why didn't you help me up!? miyamura: sorry president. that's beyond us.

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