#i sound like an npc LMAOOOO

[lume-nosity]

Good day

good day my lovely mootie!!! thank you for submitting your monthly dose of glorious pngs :3

#📬 lume answers #💛 lumes mutuals #🤍; des! #i sound like an npc LMAOOOO

[noroalia]

dunno if i should be insulted or flattered that people in vrchat think im american

#LMAOOOO sorry i was in like a matchmaking server where u had 2 min to talk to people #my voice is usually pretty flat and muffled but when i mask it gets very like. preppy? i think? #it gets clearer and higher and i sound ''positive'' #someone also called me an npc because i said ''hello!'' or ''hi!'' the exact same way to everyone #shush nono shush

[zhongrin]

ikr :"D literally whenever tomato: they jump the chance to poke fun /aff

i mean uncle wrio is undeniably an attractive person and i bet his lil fangies make his smirk all the more handsome hehe (oh and his silvery blue eyes too, they shine just like pools of diamonds whenever he sees you and you can probably see his pupils dilating just for you like a puppy mweeheh)

EHHEHEHE once again, i will say that uncle wrio's fangies are probably the first thing you notice when he smiles or smirks at you mom? ohhh, yk what else would be cute? if he had a chuckle to go with it. im not surprised that uncle haitham would have a naturally smug look everytime he's right smh (and it pisses cyno off too ngl, the grumpy baby),,and then of course dad's smirk looks mysterious to me? i mean especially if he's doing it behind a fan with his amber eyes glowing like fireflies

"how to scare the shit out of people 20XX" in a nutshell AKFDKJFD (the number of times i probably tied some kind of ribbon to dad's horns when he wasn't looking), but yea i bet it's chilly up there even though it is a convenient method of travel :"D

fKSJKSKKSJF honestly i'm open to trying anything sweet because i'm the kind of person who'll probably make a face at something bitter eheheh

OOOO yk i can see that for all of you! i think it suits your personalities and aesthetics really well hehe (ngl i kind of wanna like. have a teaparty over at the cottage im currently residing in hehe). but as for my three, i love royal milk tea and it's the kind you can get at the japanese market. bedo likes anything floral like jasmine or rose since it helps with his concentration and stress. cyno? he likes anything i make, so i usually just go with chamomile since he's tired after a long day of mahamatra duties. then with lyney, and i quote, "as long as it's sweet~" tighnari is like cyno, anything herbal heehehehe

tryna steal kisses out of me smh

okay im done rambling that was a lot holy crap fdskfdslkj

yesyes you understand me, very very handsome.... mischievous pupper fr (๑﹏๑//) ohhh i am so weak for him

handsome face + lilted smirk + fang peeking out + icy blue eyes gleaming = CRITICAL HIT. I'M ON MY KNEES. I'M SOBBING CRYING.

ah yes the al haitham and cyno experience. why did we bring them to this specific hang out again? /j i can see cyno trying to annoy him back by dishing out all the dad jokes hahahah

zhongli in-game model smirking lives rent free in my head always..... how does a man get to be this handsome..... he really pulled no stops when he built that mortal vessel..... oughhhh

"there's a dragon in the sky" "ok grandpa it's time for bed" -> random npcs that caught a glimpse of us lmao

time to add syrups and milk to that cup of coffee then hsldfjklsdf

A TEAPARTY AT A COTTAGE!!!! that sounds so cute ;w; ohhh very interesting. i approve of bedo's taste. floral teas are so good... i need to restock that rose french vanilla when i go back home.... lyney and violet going "as long as it's sweet" lmaoooo

#rin answers #rin is having tea with: violet 💛 #rin selfships #zhongwrinth

[fishareglorious]

Part three.

Ayo this area lookin different

Me too, Changfeng

Mood

for some reason I really want to have the lore of the three Bais explained. How did they become Ningguang’s secretaries? Is Ning aware Baishi thirsts about her?

She sounds so monotone lmaoooo

oooh foreshadowing

I spent 4 whole minutes wandering the construction site looking for NPCs to talk to. I should probably go to the inn now.

Paimon don’t do this to me I haven’t eaten yet and I’m getting very hungry

Ah yes. Shenhe should get a taste of a good ol’ KFC.

What the bird doin

Ello ma’am Retainer what brings you here

The sky darkened and it started to rain when she said this. Oh dear am I gonna get shovel-talked or something?

Paimon you might have screwed up

Eh, we all kinda knew that when Mihoyo did the drip marketing.

The first time we interacted with her she did say she’d rather bash a man’s head on the ground than talk it out, and eliminate all competitors to Ningguang’s plaustrite hunt. #girlboss

Cloud Retainer: i found this six year old orphan with a dagger locked in mortal combat with a god. she'd been there for several days. i rescued her and she tried to kill me. i love her like a daughter

Aye sure why not?

Lmao

Zhongli is somewhere in Liyue chilling and drinking osmanthus tea while his country deals with angry gods 

#genshin impact #playing genshin #the crane returns on the wind #shenhe #traveler #paimon #cloud retainer #also we feed shenhe a drumstick later #have nothin much to say here just cloud retainer giving us shenhe's backstory and the like

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Ingame journal entry 3, aka Commentrough of Pokémon White 2 but I‘m already at the sandy place, aka I just really need to gush about this game right now

The music. The music.

I forgot where I need to go lol, kinda missing Rotom right now after all

Jamming to the battle tracks while my teams‘ getting one shot by a trainer with a single Darumaka. But the soundtrack is just. so good-

Good thing I‘d already stopped attempting a nuzlocke shorty after starting because I really don’t feel like replaying everything…will probably still nickname all the mon though! Good naming exercise

MY LAST MON WAS FINALLY FASTER THAN HIM WHILE HE ALREADY LOST HALF HIS HEALTH TO THE SANDSTORM FROM BEATING EVERYONE ELSE LMAOOOO

…I only have one revive thingy left. I‘m in the middle of the desert. All these trainers are here. It’s a constant random encounter area. Help.

Found a sand crab. I named him Louie!

Trying to find a Pokecenter, found the ancient palace instead

Forgot some trainers follow your movement and got REALLY jumpscared by a psychic trainer for a moment. Why they gotta be so creepy

Man I love these info boards that you can always find in the route tunnels! They’re such helpful and cool little details!

This game has achievement medals lol forgot about those. As if the Pokédex wasn’t enough- not complaining though, it is nice to have an extra collectable

And back to civilization, hello Castelia! Younger me was so amazed just by how gigantic this city feels compared to anything before, which was probably also the intention. Just such a cool feeling. And the music is once again pure gold. (Could never figure out what’s going on with the cruise tho lol)

Miss the old badge collection design from Gen 5.1 a bit but this new one gives each badge their own sound! You can play music with these!

Love how some random dude just shows up and gifts an entire mall street to a random 14 year old stranger he ran into

…I forgot I set some of the lines to "bro“ and "f yes" lmao. This used to be a Wifi thing, wonder if it had a filter?

Hello Nimbasa! Can’t wait to see how you’ve cha-

ITS THEM. THE BLORBOS. AAAAAAAH

(And Nate is a fanboy too apparently! Heck yeah!)

…who on the translation team allowed them to have these names. I forgot they had these names. Their English names are completely normal names here too. I‘m sorry but-those are Emmet and Ingo, who the heck are Back and Forth supposed to be!?

Going easy on the kiddos so they visit the metro, I see how this goes, gotta say peak advertising here

Oof I missed how simple the item detector used to be. Just turn it on and walk around, no riding Pokémon animation and unbearably slow walking needed!

What do you mean the Ferris wheel is gonna be destroyed!? YOU CANT DO THIS! THE MUSIC IS SO RELAXING! NO! …oh they’re gonna cut it in the remakes aren’t they!? Oh I can already feel it, oh no, first Ingo now this, Gamefreak what did Nimbasa do to you!?

…there’s an NPC to the left of the new arena that only exists to say "the make up of a clown includes painted tears“…my man are you ok? Or is this just about Elesa not being in her arena because you’re a fanboy?

Love how they kept the old arena, it looks so cool with all it’s neon colors! And they didn’t cut anything!

I forgot that Pokémon used to have good leveling. Now my entire team sans starter is underleveled because I kept skipping everything lmao

That seed-throwing damage-healing move my Servine has might just be the most OP early game move ever. Like that just healed Tarja for 11HP, and she‘s got a total of 77! That’s a 7th! One half of a potion! Every single turn!

THE MUSIC OF THE NEW ARENA- OH I AM SO READY

YOOO ZucZuc‘s evolving! My tiny boi, precious little Zubat, he grew up so fast :‘)

The music evolves with each defeated trainer. The music evolves with each defeated trainer.

…cliffhanger for Elesa because I gotta go sleep! :)

#pokémon white 2 #ingame journal entry 3 #well I not got 4 games simultaneously being played #*now #idk why autocorrect starts correcting everything wrong all the time and it only happens when writing tumblr tags for some reason #and this doesn’t even include Dark Souls #or my third run of twilight princess #or the Mario & Luigi remakes I still haven’t touched #yea I‘m sorry one person who only followed me because of earthbound #gimme a year max then I‘ll continue playing it

[darksouls2yuri]

I’m home sick so it’s time to rewatch Squeeze >:)

Eugene is a creep but bro I love him

Globe in a slowglobe?????

(Growling)

Danno walking by with a rainbow vacuum attachment

God he ugly. Scully your friend is ugly

10×12 cinderblock dorm sounds so creepy

Fanger primt

Mulder with glasses is 👌

10" fingers

“You’re down here too,” yeah but Mulder you’re weird

>:((( the normies are mean to Fox

(Clattering)

“I’m armed!” Eugene slides out of vent

“Are you over 100 years old?”

“He’s the guy” *eugene transforms into elijah wood*

T.territorial lol “at least you respect the jountey” bro goals

ENHANCE

A++ computer graphics

I love how he just stretches the prints and they match thats so funny and Scully is like 👀👀👀👀👀👀 wtf

Eugene struggling to climb up the chimney lmaoooo eugene is a pthumerian this mans got fangers

Ah yes my two katanas. On my mantel. They go there because i am a master swordsman, my name is bill from accounting and my conviction is most righteous

“I’ve been waitin 25 years for you.” This poor man is an npc the player keeps walking by and he gives you a super cool side quest

Hrmm my jaw is making me feel weird she is not okay

Mulder looking bored and Scully being concerned

Eugene whats your secret to perfect skin oh wait its human liver

Decorating? Eugene’s never heard of it

Mulder you cant just touch his mattress wtf

Scully looks like a whole snacc

Mulder thinks he’s so funny - “somebody having a garage sale?” No mulder its a coal cellar sale get it right

Eugene and Pennywise try to team up to terrorize people but Eugene is always 3 years late

Did Scully just not notice her necklace was missing or what

Mulder just fuckin handcuffs him lmao

Scully does not look alright she is not okay

Hey my grandad had those glasses brain remind me to grab those when i go to PA again

“He’s gonna eat the newspaper… cause he’s hungry” -danno

New millenial headline: eugene tooms ruins security industry

This mans gettin bean🅱️s

#txt #x files #anne watches

[ghostcurse]

5, 11, 16, 22, 29

Thank you, friend~ c:

5: A popular series/game you just can't get into no matter how much you try?

Fallout, actually, comes to mind first. I played a lot of 4, but I cannot get into 3 or New Vegas. It sucks because I have a loooot of fond memories of the series because of my friends and SO, but I just?? I don’t know what it is. I can watch other people play it, but only in bursts. I’m sure everyone h8s me rn lmaoooo

All FPS’s, too, but that’s a given.

11: Hardest game you've played?

This is gonna sound silly, but... I’m REALLY bad at bullet-hell games...

I legitimately sobbed while trying to fight Papyrus in Undertale. I gave up at the Mad Dummy. My friend B played the game for me over skype, bless him.

Otheeerwiiiiiise... I’m actually pretty dang good at video games. And when something is “hard”, I see it more as... I’m not doing well enough, I guess?

Honest 2 god the only games I can think of off the top of my head where I was doing so poorly and felt like it was really hard are Undertale and then during the fire trial in Pokemon Moon/Sun LOL those fucking salandits were kicking my ass w/ their toxins. But I also won that battle so? I guess it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was.

16: Character you've hated most? From what game?

Ohhhhh hmmmmmmmmmmmm... Yosuke from Persona 4 is the first character I thought of, but honestly... Teddie is way worse. I hate Teddie SO much. Teddie needs to be bearied 6′ undergrrround.

Also I hate replaying Skyrim knowing that I have to talk to Mercer again at some point, ugh. Also Cicero. I’ve literally stopped doing dark brotherhood in my current game because I remembered Cicero exists.

22: If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do?

This is hard.

I want to be a Dark Souls boss. Old man crying in the corner with 4124132 cats. One shots you for no reason. You get an item from me that implies I was once GOD and killing me aggros every NPC in the game

I want to be a part of the FFXV’s boy band ok. I have 2 answers for everything bc I have so many feelings

29: Which is more important, gameplay or story?

I guess... Gameplay? Like. Ok. If a game plays really well but a story sucks, the game can still be really great. Like, FE:A’s story is garbage awful but it’s super fun to play and it’s one of my favorite games. But then there’s also like... DA:O, where the gameplay is pretty annoying but the story is A+++, so I’m kinda conflicted here.

What do I value more? I like stories more. I don’t care if a game plays badly if the story is awesome. That being said, I will put certain games on the easiest difficulty possible just so I can enjoy the story rather than deal with the gameplay, so there’s that too.

#extraterrestrialhag #asks