#i really tried but like time isnt fun

[batmecha]

NO WAY

also extra v1 v2 vocaloid cosplay doodle under the cut :3

how

#me when 01 is v1 and then 02 is v2 #the colors were very fun actually i tried using my flipnote brushes #i couldnt actually export the drawing tho bc the the brushes are like #the pixels look different depending on how zoomed out u are #and when i exported it it wasnt vibrant enough #erm im rambling #anyways this is so silly to me i really love it #vocaloid crossovers foreva #its 4:42 am #goodnight ... #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #v2 ultrakill #v1 #v2 #hatsune miku #vocaloid #my art #oh yeah why does v2 not have a wig #i tried drawing it actually but i think it looks better when its just a huge white bow LMAO #wait isnt it bad to post really late at a time like this #IDK IM GOING TO BED!!!!!!!

[un-pearable]

as true as the jokes about “everyone wants to rewrite ninjago” are i feel like smthn people forget when complaining about the inconsistencies of the show is that…. it wasn’t planned? it’s not like most other animated shows lately - it didn’t start with a deeply fleshed out world or a meticulously designed pitch bible with grandiose plans for a long-term story or character arcs. the ninja don’t originally get their powers from heredity because they weren’t hereditary powers yet. the magic system doesn’t make sense bc they literally just made it up as they went! they go back and forth on stuff like whether non-elementals can learn spinjitzu bc it’s a collaborative piece of media made by people with vastly different levels of control over the story, the animation, the sets, etc. that varied over the course of the series. it’s totally understandable and exciting to see so many people reworking the early stuff with the lore and logic later seasons introduced but i personally feel that… if you’re doing that. you need to understand why the show is like that instead of writing it off as being bad and shitty. it was working with what it had. it’s only what it is now because of that awkward troubleshooting phase, not in spite of it

#ninjago #text✨ #you’re 100% allowed to criticize the show but i keep seeing people complain about the inconsistencies about like. their parents giving them #their powers especially. like yeah cool that wasn’t a thing yet? they have different origins than the non-core elementals #because in the real world that idea hadn’t even crossed their minds yet! the original story was a more traditional fantasy narrative of #normal people rising to the occasion and *gaining* powers through their own feats. the fact that they changed it later doesn’t mean #it was necessarily bad to begin with or that it’s something that should be mocked #idk just. there’s a lot of hostility in some circles about this stuff and it makes me kinda sad. enjoy the complexity of production and how #series adapt over time. it’s part of why the show is so interesting to me #that essay i wrote had a whole bit juxtaposing the attitudes about technology in rebooted and prime empire and how they reflect greater #cultural trends between 2013 and 2021. it’s SUPER interesting and yet a lot of people only talk about it to make fun of how ‘bad’ it was :( #this isnt to say i don’t enjoy some of the retcons. the changes to their meetings with wu in s8 are genuinely really interesting! i love the #changes to cole’s backstory. i think his mom makes him in the early seasons even better! i’m just saying.. be respectful? nobody *tries* to #make a bad show. ages and ages of time and dedication were put into what ends up on your screens. it’s all human love and creation. #as goofy as it is #okay sry got all anthropology there but hm. been thinking about this for a while. apologies for being the local annoying early seasons fan

[sonknuxadow]

sorry i dont really like the shadow is silvers dad theory/headcanon/whatever and part of the reason for it is that people keep presenting it as an actual thing that could be possible even though it makes no sense and all "evidence" people use to back it up is easily disputed

#''they both have white chest fur'' okay ? there are so many other characters who have small physical traits in common #doesnt mean they have to be related #''shadow and silver are lancelot and galahad in sonic and the black knight'' okay and . #im sure there might be SOME meaning to the character choices in the storybook games but i highly doubt their lives are 1 to 1 parallels #or that the character choices are meant to imply anything about the characters that we dont already know #plus amy was nimue and nobody tries to argue that shadow and amy are related because of that? #also im aware that a lot of dad shadow stuff takes place in the future when silver is a baby and shadow has still been alive for a long tim #(which. how would that even work wasnt shadow in stasis again in the future) #but sometimes i see people do it with like present day shadow being a father figure to the silver who time traveled there ? #thats like the horrible combination of people infantilizing silver in a way they dont do with other characters his age or younger #and people pretending shadow is an adult when he isnt . what #also i dont get why people insist that if shadow is silver's dad then the other parent MUST be someone from the existing cast #like . silver is not from a few decades into the future hes from 200 years into the future #none of the characters youre saying shadow is gonna get with are gonna be living that long im sorry to say #and why does silver HAVE to be the child of a couple in the existing cast why cant he just be some random guy #and im not saying every au idea has to perfectly align with canon #but a lot of the people who think shadow is silvers dad arent presenting it as a fun little baseless headcanon #theyre presenting it as an actual plausible theory . when it really isnt . #also ive noticed one of the most common pairings for silvers parents is sonic and shadow . #sorry but that is just not happening i feel so strongly about sonic never wanting to get married or have kids #i think shadow being an older brother figure to silver could be cute . #and the idea of a timeline where shadow doesnt die or get put into stasis or whatever the hell and is still around in silvers time #could be interesting . but im not really on board with the dad thing

[lord-squiggletits]

Tbh the more darkfic I read and write the less seriously I can take discourse/fan wank about how "problematic" something is. Guarantee that for any oh so "fucked up" piece of media out there, fans could and have written worse. Sometimes the fans who have written worse are the ones doing the discoursing and that's the silliest of all.

#discourse #this isnt about someone being racist or something it's more like #'omg this show has an abusive romanticized relationship!' #yeah and i know a million fans who habe written those for free. for fun. on their own time #like idk i'm just not impressed any more esp when i see dark content creators being the ones to discourse #like oh really? so it's okay for you and your friends specifically to write fucked up stuff #but when someone else writes soemthing fucked up that you dont like suddenly the freak label comes out #like idk man i do still have my things where i think ppl who write them are repugnant #but that doesnt mean i go bashing them or supporting censorship or whatever #because I AM ALSO A FREAK so like if i tried to criticize ppl for making something i see is problematic #it's literally a pot/kettle thing #also fandom and young peoples standards for fucked up are like on the floor lmao

[gravitywhatgravity]

I'm tired of ruby's breakdown being an excuse to just. ignore her entire character before this? looking for hints and foreshadowing OR intentionally reading her character in a new way is cool, but theres such a lack of self awareness in entirely reinventing her character

saying "see! she's always been angry and sad and toxic!!" and then pulling previous lines and moments out of context is just as frustrating as saying her breakdown was OOC or too "ugly"

ruby rose is a shockingly complex character!! she can be a good leader and a good friend and a good sister and a positive person AND be angry and hurt and inherently tragic and depressed!! ruby getting to be more than one thing is what makes this exploration of her character so interesting!!

#rwby #rwby spoilers #ruby rose #nobody cares but i am tired of the reading of ruby that tries to fit her into the tragic role #and the impact it has on Yang's character? the way ppl will be like *you dont understand ruby is just a constant BURDEN to yang* i just- #Yang likes her sister!! she likes Ruby as a person! they enjoy each other's company and spend time together!! #i love exploring Yang's responsibility for Ruby and their upbringing (and ice queendom does a fun job of this) #but that isnt their entire character #n some ppl are acting like Yang and Ruby need a Winter and Weiss arc #those are great character comparisons but i am begging u to please remember that Yang and Ruby are completely different characters #we're really out here making a million posts about how if you agree with ruby youre a spoiled younger sibling #or if you HAVE to be a big sister to understand yang's arc #without a shred of self awareness about the level of projection we're doing here lmaoo #this is a very small minority to be clear i do enjoy the general discussions

[wr0ngwarp]

over the past 3 days i have been playing Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania as beat and doing all the SMB1 challenge modes. beat im so sorry for rapturing you to monkey heaven. video games are scary

edit of first image i made after ACCIDENTALLY RESTARTING MASTER MODE several painful hours in under the cut (eyestrain warning):

As you can see i did not take it well

#jet set radio #jsr beat #super monkey ball #super monkey ball: banana mania #beat jsr #im like. totally incapable of getting banana mania beat's proportions right; ''chibi'' stuff is hard for me LOL #also like hope you guys like the ugly fucked up crusty looking brush ive been using lately #cuz it is FUN to use esp for quick art that isnt necessarily needed to look Good #so you are going to be seeing a lot of it. #anyway i told myself i probably wouldn't play the smb2 stages cuz i have played most of them In smb2 story mode #(i never got to see most of the later smb1 stages bc of not being good enough at the game) #but today i did casual/beginner and normal/advanced so. well. chances are im gonna do the other smb2 stages too #though honestly? i don't like smb2's stages as much as smb1's #cuz a lot of them are like... really big and rely heavily on timing gimmicks with moving parts and sometimes buttons #just not my thing as much yknow? #also while i feel awesome about how well i did on my second smb1 master mode attempt im sad i didnt finish the first one tbh #on my second run i did stamina master in TWO TRIES WHAT THE FUCK #but... i kinda really was curious how many times i died to that stage on my first run .......... #also i dont remember the exact number bc i didnt save a screenshot but in case youre curious #i died nearly 1000 fucking times on expert mode LMAO #They Don't Lie. That Exam-C Really Is Difficult. #...also. yeah. i did play banana mania specifically just because beat's in it and im in a jsr hypfix. dont judge me

[perenlop]

pokemon has jaded me so much that when i go to kirby (which id easily claim is the special interest directly behind pokemon in my brain) im like automatically not expecting that much and im actually amazed in the end when it delivers like every time. man i really do need to play more video games. its hard when the only thing i have is a mac and a switch tho :(

#i think the one time i can say i was really disappointed was kirby battle royale bc it wasnt fun #thats like. it. i havent tried many of the side games that have come out like fighters 2 #but even with stuff people didnt care for in general like star allies? i cant say i was disappointed at all i have good memories w that game #dream friend wave hype was so much fun for me at the time and i love the lore that came with it #and playing as all the fan favorites is fun. its not my favorite and yeah the balancing was pretty bad but like #i sure as hell enjoy it more than the pokemon games that came around around that time #like i was honestly paranoid that rtdl dx would be a soulless cash grab with no new content and just a bit of pandering to appease ppl #but its not they honestly went all out with it and the magolor epilogue isnt devoid of content at all #or an attempt to cash in on magolor being a fan favorite it feels like a genuine tribute to him and an attempt to redeem him #sure it didnt add quite as much as super star ultra did to super star #but that feels hard to compare bc super star was in need of a remaster and had a lot of room for more content #bc it was framed as a pack of games instead of one long one so they added some more short games #while rtdl is two full length games already in one with like two subgames and the arenas #so epilogue and merry magoland are more than enough for me #i was expecting there to be like nothing and a noticeable downgrade in quality from the original and its not #see pokemon is a good interest to have. it makes me appreciate other games more. #echoed voice

[rrover]

if they do make another game with botw/totk link and zelda (or just in the same art style as botw/totk) then i hope it takes place entirely outside of hyrule that poor continent has been wrecked enough

#i mean i hope the next game they make is a new incarnation of them because. they alrdy killed this incarnation of ganon now #totk spoilers #but i wouldn't mind a game in the same art style. maybe with the open world aspect a bit more toned down though #i actually like open world decently enough bc i don't play video games often enough to b fatigued with it but #like beginning totk and just being so aware of how much Stuff there is was a bit overwhelming #really depends on how you go about an open world whether itll be satisfying or not. they kinda bungled some aspects of it in totk #particularly w how they tried to integrate the plot with it but blah blah im rambling #i think u can take The Pathless as a good example of a smaller open world that has #a sort of clarity and purpose to it and isnt just cramming shit in every nook and cranny for the sake of Content #while still remaining fun to explore #scampers #sorry every time i think about the pathless i wanna go on a spiel abt how much i love it #i need to get it on switch someday so i can play it again ❤️

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

god i hope google translate japanese isnt anything like it is with latin

#i speak latin fun fact BUT holy shit the google translate for latin always comes out borderline nonsensical #which i get why bc a lot of latin is #idk how to describe this #contextual ig?? like a lot of the time translation work of a sentence comes from the context of that sentence #compared to latin english is an extremely wordy language #i really like languages and although i only speak two ive tried to learn more #including spanish french czech and german :D #i have a much harder time with nonwestern languages like japanese though bc duh im american so my language brain isnt wired for that #i think the language that always gave me the hardest time is any language in arabic script

[lesbiten]

juniper is getting a lot better at entering and exiting his cage :)

#still no flight so i just set his cage down on the ground and open it up for him #ive got him a little set up with the wooden playground and he really likes hanging out on it #he doesnt stray far from his little zone but hes having fun #acacia still has not tried to interact with him but i wish she would so i could just like. Know if shes chill with him actually #she usually likes to go down to the ground and forage for Carpet Seeds (yes even when she has perfectly good fresh food available) #but she hasnt done that in recent times. she has simply stayed on top of her own cage </3 #anyways juniper still isnt really sure what is Cage Door so he keeps trying to re enter the cage from random points and just like #launching himself at the wall. hanging onto it for a bit. and then jumping down to try again #hes getting better at it though #he also is still trying to fly up to the big cage which gives me hope. at least hes aware its there #because ideally he invites himself in and then acacia lets him stay #if not he can keep his smaller cage and just be able to leave it all day and sleep in it at night but if he could just like #live in the big one. that would be helpful #simon says

[microwaving-tesilid-argente]

just realised that "fall into the abyss with me" is exactly what happens in the hestio/reed fic.

ailette refuses because she has hope that she can save both the world and tesilid.

hestio ((& ephael)) do not. reed does not. they have the evidence of a hundred timelines where they were together and yet things did not work out. tesilid is left with only this option. round 100 hestio has to choose between accompanying tesilid in the last leg of his life and... the absolute dogshit, may-as-well-not-exist option of dooming tesilid to a fate worse than death. he doesn't really have a choice at all.

just like reed, sparing the world isn't an option

#s-class heroine spoilers #mimin trying to write #HESTIO VILLAIN ERA #reed actually tries to off hestio first but chickened out at the last second lmfao #bc he didnt want to see hestio lose complete faith in him and become an enemy etc etc etc #(bc unlike w ailette. hestio isnt some faint long-lost dream. he was there in every regression.) #(seeing hestio oppose him would hurt in ways that ailette doing so would not) #but then hestio does a 180 and goes dude that fucking sucks no wonder you're like this now #DO YOU SEE MY VISION #spoiling the entire fic here bc its not gg to get written in the next three months at least #i hv to write at least 2 fics as set up first 😭😭😭😭 #anyway i wish i had time to draw 😭😭 REED/HES WOULD LOOK REALLY GOOD STANDING SIDE BY SIDE #they both have long black hair that would be fun #HESTIO BRAIDING REED'S HAIR #EXPLODES EXPLODES EXPLODES #hestioreed

[new-wave-worm]

making a HATER post... barbie movie kindaaa sucked

#it is just so devoid of any sincere messages #its like theyre just checking off a bunch of boxes the whole time #it tries to trick you into thinking its gonna be a fun campy romp #but it is at best another hollywood blockbuster and at worst a 2 hour long commercial #i do not believe for a second this is the movie greta gerwig really wanted to make #if this was some unauthorized film directed by john waters however. i could see that being amazing #but alas it isnt #rae rants #how the fuck did people cry over this lmao

[whomturgled]

what do people do to celebrate their bday these days?

#turning 25 on friday 💀 #key considerations: only like 2? of my friends (incl my gf) live close enough to be able to hang out (assuming one isnt working) #the rest are too far but i could maybe do a discord call or smthn?? #i cant really drink alcohol bc of medication. like maybe 1 & done #i have some moneys to go out ig but the city i live in is super boring and dead and has nothing fun AND i wouldnt wanna make others spend $ #i have an online course to work on @ some point during the day #one time i tried doing some bob ross party thing but we were all adhd kept pausing having to go back n didnt finish 💀 #but i do still love the concept ykwim #idk anyway! hep. i feel like i should do something bc i havent really since covid and last bday i was recovering from hysto lol

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

IMPORTANT POST PLEASE READ

Im gonna be honest and open for a sec, and please do not take this as "oh I HATE my community or I dont like the people who watch me" but honestly as of late (and I did highlight this during the mcc bit), ive felt like I havent been able to really be in my own community simply because of the constant way that "discourse" is handled. Making vague posts and not really tackling issues in a good way, all that is going to do is just show people a big "THIS COMMUNITY BAD" sign and not actually help anything within the community, all its going to do is have the good and potentially good people leave or not join in the first place. The way that discourse is treated that ive seen has been the main reason why I have started to try to distance myself, which has been the most heartbreaking thing I have had to do. I want problems to be solved in a mature, civil way, with either a dm or a reply, not an entire vague thing that only says "bad things are happening" and doesnt elaborate on anything or barely elaboratesa and only gives people on both the inside and outside a bad sign of what the community is. Making posts whenever something happens being like "here we go again" is only going to highlight the wrong things, and actually DOESNT help the issue at all! The problems should be discussed directly with the people who are doing said problems FIRST! Bring attention to behaviors and things that arent good DIRECTLY! And also, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO!!! It is not your duty as a viewer or fan of me to be involved in any of this if you do not want to! Just enjoy the content and make silly posts! As someone who constantly tried to fix and get into every problem as it was happening, it took a huge toll on my mental health, and I want you guys to just be able to enjoy the content without having to worry about what you say about it! Be constructive! Dont make posts again just being like "wow this community is so bad" because that doesnt solve literally anything! If you have enough passion to make the posts saying "wow this community is bad" then only post about that, you are only spreading that negative message, and not uplifting anything of actual value! And if the person you are trying to help is not willing or not listening, BLOCK! MUTE! DONT BRING MORE ATTENTION TO THE PERSON IF THEY ARE NOT BEING A GOOD PART OF THE COMMUNITY!!!! I know I say that if I see problems I will call them out, but I shouldnt have to babysit every single time a thing happens within the community as that just isnt a healthy way for a creator or a community to be handled. This does not mean that I do not care about the issues or dont want them fixed, rather it shouldnt take me having to make some grand statement every single time something happens it should take only your own self reflection and self awareness. And to add onto this, make sure that every once in a while no matter who you are you think and have that self reflection, you should be open to being willing to learn and grow as a person! And again, I do NOT want anyone taking this as "Wow this community is terrible" but rather that we just have things that need to be fixed and changed and THAT IS OKAY! I do not hate the community, I care so much about it that I want it to be a silly place for my content again! I want it to be the reason why people get into what I do because of it again! And I want to be able to just have fun and relax without having to worry about how every single thing that I may say could have someone stirring things up that simply dont help or solve anything! Take care of yourselves. And this isnt coming from a place of "I hate the community as a whole" but rather again I want to be able to exist and make content that we can all enjoy without having to worry about walking on eggshells around me or around eachother! At the end of the day im just a fella that wants to make silly videos for you all, and you are people who enjoy said videos. Nothing more. Nothing less.

[bcneheaded]

MUSE SURVEY: BATTLE EDITION. ↳ does your muse, whilst fighting...

bold: what consistently applies;  italicize: situational, not always

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fight honorably  /  fight dirty  /  prefer close - quarters  /  prefer range  /  chat during  / go silent /  low pain tolerance  /  high pain tolerance /  attack in bursts  /  attack steadily  /  go for the kill  / aim to disarm  /   fight defensively  /  strike first  /  provoke easily  / provoke their opponent  / tease  /  get visibly frustrated  /  shout while attacking  /  use strategy  / focus on their battle /  experience conflicting thoughts during battle / rush in recklessly  /  try to read their opponent before fighting /  fight wildly  /  fight calmly and / or apathetically  /  fight with anger  /  fight with excitement  /  fight because they have to  / fight because they want to  /  fight without regards to wounds  /  run away when wounded  /  hide wounds  /  take a blow to protect another  /  prefer a blade /  prefer a gun  /  prefer to use their ability /  prefer a bow  /  prefer a shield  /  prefer a pole arm  /  prefer a personalized weapon  /  prefer magic or spells  /  prefer brawling  /  their greatest weakness is physical  /  their greatest weakness is mental / their greatest weakness is emotional / transform for battle /  fight as they appear /  rely on strength  /  rely on speed /  use everything they have  /  hide their full potential  /  exhaust quickly  / high stamina /  doubt their strength  / proceed with caution  /  behave arrogantly  /  brag after landing a hit  /  belittle their abilities  /  use psychological tactics  /  use brute strength  / avoid civilians  /  strike down civilians  /  damage surroundings /  avoid damaging surroundings /  signature fighting style /  making it up as they go  / mastered their skillset  /  learning their skillset  / fancy footwork /  sloppy footwork  /  messy fighter  / elegant fighter /  accept defeat  /  refuse defeat /  beg for mercy  / compliment their opponent / insult their opponent  /  use unnecessary movements ( flips, twirls )  /  move efficiently  /  barely move  /  prefer to dodge  /  prefer to block  / defend their blindside  /  has no blindside  /  use all available advantages ( ex: use a gun but also throw punches, kick out while blades clash, etc. ) /  strictly use one main method  /  play around  / hold back /  fight ruthlessly  /  show mercy /  wait for opponent to be ready /  strike when opponent isn’t ready  /  fear death  /  fear pain  /  fear killing  / has ptsd /  avoid fighting / has lost a fight / has won a fight  /  has killed  / refuses to kill  /  want to die standing  /  would succumb slowly.

tagged by: i stole it &lt;3 tagging: you !!

#( ooc ) #( the keeper // headcanons ) #this one ... this one is fun i like this one #he...........hm #hes a lot more ruthless in fighting than i had considered outwardly but thjgjgdjjfd YEAH #he ? relies heavily on strength alone and the ability to manipulate his tar ?? which he prefers to use up close and personal as its ! much #easier! and his magical destructive ability isnt nearly as powerful so fdjsjdfs if hes not trying to kill someone maybe he #will use the magic instead? or will incapacitate before going for the kill but generally ig?? #god he really does waste no time. he has plenty of patience but sees /no/ point in drawing things out unnecessarily - hes not one to be #flashy or dramatic while fighting funny enough ?? hes straight to the point. clinical in it / when he has to do it #more often than not its other demons hes killing. /rarely/ will he kill the living. even when they've greatly inconvenienced him or tried #to do something bad to him. if its clear they wont stop then hes more inclined to just give them to the lesser demons that roam the streets #at night and call it a day ?? ''why dirty my hands?'' if he doesnt need to u know #hgdfujfidygjf he RARELY fights but when he does hes. i guess hes pretty no-nonsense . a little brutal. #he..... very much just likes to Get To The Point . #& if he knows he cant win then ?? he has no problems with admitting defeat. run and live another day and come back if/when you know you can #win/defeat your opponent kinda deal. strategize. #YOU WOULD ALSO THINK HE FIGHTS FAIR..... and he does for the most part #but he...is a demon. and he has no qualms with throwing dirt in your eyes #or making u step in water so he can eletrocute you -- that kinda dirty fighting jgfjdgjd #+ the good ol' hittin em where it hurts yknow #will try to be fair if its a ?? worthy opponent/someone he doesnt hate jfjdf

[redr0sewrites]

Adam x Reader General Hcs

HAD TO WRITE SOMETHING FOR HIM HES JUST SO. AUGAHGEHEG. i love him. characterizing him is so fun, but so challenging at the same time.

🥀 Cw: adam being adam, sfw + nsfw hcs, smut, breeding kink

🥀minors dni with the nsfw portion

sfw:

Adam is more prone to casual flings and hookups, hes def not huge on relationships and longterm partners

this means that if your with him, you must be pretty special bc hes a huge ass handful

while he is a pretty big douche, adam is definitely loyal imo

deep down, hes still pretty insecure about both lilith and eve, and im a firm believer that he would never cheat on a partner if he was in a serious relationship

adam comes up with very.... interesting nicknames for you that are 10x more vulgar than the ones he uses for everyone else

hes HUGE on nicknames and petnames in general, at the start of a relationship theyre pretty crude and flirty but over time they start to become sweeter

sugartits, doll, sweet cheeks, bitch boy/babe, babycakes, BAE, lemondrop (idk it just fits), mama/mami, honeytits, honestly anything that comes to mind

adam likes to put "my" in front of most of your petnames, its not so much in a possessive way, moreso in a bragging way, he just loves telling the world that your HIS

he also definitely calls you bro, brah, dude, etc he doesn't care that it "doesnt sound romantic" 💀

adam finds the MOST unhinged things hilarious, hes the type to watch those ten hour long youtube videos of a spinning potato chip and laugh every ten seconds

speaking of, he has one of those loud, booming laughs with a slight wheeze to it

"BAAHAHAHAHAH BAE COME HERE LOOK AT THIS HAHA" and its just a low quality video of a water bottle falling over???

100% a shitty pickup line user

and also a shitty flirter in general

his flirting is just

obnoxious

adam is very proud of you, when the two of you officially got together he probably called half of heaven to announce that you two were dating

"THATS MY PARTNER‼️‼️‼️" type of vibes

adam acts like he isnt big on cuddles bit is secretly the clingiest, most touch starved person alive

PLEASE let him hold you, this man is tall af and loves just swallowing you in an embrace

when he was "courting" you (irritating you constantly and flirting with you obnoxiously until you caught on that he was serious) the biggest tell that his feelings were genuine was the amount of physical contact he initiated

adam was always leaning on you, throwing an arm over your shoulder, resting a hand on your thigh, hooking his arm through yours, overall invading your personal space

he was incredibly happy to FINALLY be able to cuddle with you when you both got together, and HAS to fall asleep touching you in some way every night

adam is almost always wearing his exterminator helmet, but he really likes it when you take it off for him at the end of the day. even he doesn't really understand why, but there's something so intimate to him about the fact that you love his real face more than the persona he puts on

he would rather die than admit it tho

hes not good at words or communication in general, and prefers to express his appreciation through actions

he brings you foods that he knows you like on days where you're especially busy, he gives you song recommendations that he'll think you'll like, he'll buy you a trinket he saw you eyeing at the store, just tiny things like that

adam genuinely does care about you, but as per his usual adam-ness, he would rather go bald than live up to that 💀

nsfw:

you cant tell me this man isnt kinky as shit

hes tried pretty much everything

HE LOVES TO HIT FROM THE BACK, DEF LIKES DOGGY STYLE

i also think he would like the mating press too, getting to watch your face as he wrecks you while also having the opportunity to leave bites all over your thighs, and feel them tremble as he fucks you? sign him up!

his dick is big big

i think hed be a little thicker than average, with a few veins running up the underside, but its his length that's downright heavenly

adam keeps himself pretty well groomed, but has a prominent happy trail and light fuzz at the very base of his cock

listen, this is the first man we're talking about, he KNOWS what hes doing

whether you're male or female, he will go down on you

once he buries himself between your thighs youre done for, adam barely comes up for air as he devours you

hes def sloppy w it too, loves when you cum on his face so he can lick it up

enjoys it when you return the favor as well, i actually think hed really realy like receiving head

would def fuck your face until your drooling

if you hve an oral fixation, you're in luck bc he LOVES watching you suck his dick, his fingers, anything really

adam always makes you lick and suck his fingers before fingering you, and will sometimes trigger your gag reflex by shoving them down your throat to watch you gasp and whine

adam has STAMINA, expect to stay up all night bc this man will stop at nothing to make sure you're both satisfied

i swear this man is built to breed, he has a HUGE breeding kink and goes crazy at the sight of his cum dripping from your hole. even if it's physically impossible for you to get pregnant, adam still babbles about "fucking a prety little babe" into you when he cums

adam likes using plugs to make sure his cum stays inside you, he'll also finger it back inside and loves smearing his cum on your thighs and ass

he also brings his fingers up to your face and has you lick the cum off of them

LOOOVEEEESSS marking you, by the end of the night youre always covered in bruises and scratches and hickeys galore

i love adam guys yes ik hes a douche but hes my douche <3

i wish i characterized him better but whateverrrrrr i dont want to write him as a total asshole but hes def not an angel either (haha im so funny💀)

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