#i promise im not :(

[troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed]

what if i told you every scrap of troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed content comes from this Mid White Birch… would you still love me?! or would you unfollw imeddiat …. #facreveal

#i added the bikini pic to let everyone know that i look so normal #i promise i am LITERALLY HOMOSEXUAL #i literally look so straigyr #im so sorry #i promise im not #im not straight #im sorry #also please dont bully me #im really really fragile #and if you say something mean about my appearance i kid you not ill cry for hours

[xxs0d4p0pxx]

uh i lost my water bottle

i must spend my money irresponsibly plz someone encourage me

#watersays #guys plz dont call me a white girl #i promise im not #jrwi soda #jrwi the suckening #the suckening #jrwi theo

[morgansplace]

friendly reminder that I don't bite and I'm a nice person (according to my friends) so anyone can feel free to interact with me

#people tells me im intimidating?? i dont get how #but #i promise im not

[napping-sapphic]

Hiya, advance apology and warning that if you’ve sent me any sort of message or ask in the last few days or if you send me any in the foreseeable future that I’m not sure when I’ll be up to responding, life stuff happening and I’m absolutely miserable. I promise I’m not ignoring you if you try to get in contact with me! Just don’t have my head on straight at the moment and don’t really feel comfortable engaging. Sending everyone all my love and peace in the meantime

#blog will probably also be dead for a bit #or not i dont know #i just didn’t want anyone to get anxious and think that im ignoring them #i promise im not #you’re all lovely and i love responding to you #i just can’t right now #major events happened in my life over the weekend #and i apparently can’t figure out how to function under grief #still working on it #hope yall are staying safe and happy im wishing it for you so so much #again im not really thinking right right now i cant decide if this needs any content tags #please let me know if it does and i’ll add them if so

[araekniarchive]

you seem like a really cool person

oh, thank you!! 🥰

#i promise im not #but i v much appreciate it nevertheless #asks and answers

[bloobluebloo]

I don’t care about Twitter until I see Digimon trending and then I go “OMG DIGIMON IS TRENDING!!!”

Seems to be because of a combination of the new Digimon TCG set Animal Colosseum dropping, the reveal of Shoemon and Pteromon and their champion forms, and people saying that Palworld copied Digimon along with Pokemon and Yokai Watch.

(Pssssst you are always allowed to ask me about Digimon and my Digimon cards 🤭👀)

#admiral’s log #I must look so financially irresponsible #I PROMISE IM NOT

[trying-to-be-cool-abt-it]

studying french while listening to my ultraviolence vinyl..... am i in my girlblogger era??

#I PROMISE IM NOT #its just a mood ig

[shimenawas]

Hello, I hope you do not mind me askings but why is your dni tag raiden family?

ITS OKAY IDM!!!! its a joke between me and them (@skaramush, @sunizome, @albenyx, @rrinsluvr, @kazu-topia, @scarahours, @ay4kshalatus, @estelwrld, @biuun, @sevynnee,)

i usually like picking on them (IN A LIGHTHEARTED AND PLAYFUL WAY OFC) and often tell them to not interact with me or i often threaten them that I'll block them all sjshsjjs ITS ALL LIGHTHEARTED AND JOKES THO DW THEY ALL KNOW I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH

#atp its become a running joke in eins blog that im a bully and hate everyone 😭😭 #I PROMISE IM NOT #Whasjsjsnjsns #(📌 — asks) #(♦️— anonymous)

[k-corp-branch-manager-frientist]

Child, give in to your desires, i wish for you to able to be truly happy

-C̴̻̯̱̘̺̘͚͍̳̦̜̱̠͕̫̱̱͒̅̾͊̓̐̈̌̑̀̔́͑̔́͂̍̋̾́̑̃̒̚͝a̸̢̡̢̗̖̞͍̜̟̤̮̝̟̮͉͉̬͓̰̞͔̘͕̺̥͇͌̀̉͌̍̿͑̃̀͑͋͋̓̍̋̑̒̂́̕̚͘͠͝͠r̴͓͖̦̭̼̮̱̳͚͚͖̜͈̯͎̻̰̮͎̃̌́̂͛͘̕͠ͅm̵̡̧̛̦͎̠̗̮͙͙̖͇̼͚̟̠̙̜̭͈̬̣̞̽̾͌̌̀͌̓́͗̕ë̷̛͎̠͕͚͕̲̭̦́͗̀͑͆̋̑̽͂͆̑̍̈́̒͑̈́̅̔͗̑̀̕̕͝͝n̷̹̙͚̳̪̺̲̏̒̄̀͐̂͊̓̂͂̉͑̂͋͛͛͒͂̅̏͗͛͛́͐̓͘͘̕͝

You want nothing of the sort.

#im not a danger i promise im not #nobody in the facility will go near me #im not dangerous #i promise im not #frientist #limbiverse #the limbiverse #frientist limbiverse

[xiaoluclair]

baby and pretty <3

and then we cuddle on the grass and i swat little spiders away from your ear bc for some reason they really like your ear but like its my ear so they cant have it

#got a little carried away at the end there #i promise im not #possessive of auditory canals #at least #as far as i know im not- #gaygglejuice27 my beloved #i need a better beloved tag for you hmmmmm #will think about it #xiao: ask #xiao: ask game

[itsthesinbin]

I am thirsty for some Moreau content🥴 pls🧎🏻😳

a prompt wld help

ok that sounds kinda sarcastic but like

i appreciate that you like the content i make! but also, you guys gotta give me some kind of idea or prompt or something

nothing against u or anything, its literally just like.... a lot of requesters dont send in prompts or ideas or anything and then us writers don't know what you want

ik sometimes people get anxiety or worried over seeming demanding or something but! the more detailed or indepth the prompt is, the better tbh! a writer might take it and do something slightly DIFFERENT, but the more clear your vision of what you want is, the more EVERYONE can have fun vs just asking for vague content

#asks #i love u anon i hope i dont sound mad #i promise im not #im just explaining the issue w just sending in stuff like this in general #i get it! ive also been the request giver! #but as a writer PLEASE send in actual prompts #even if we reject it in the end at the very least we dont reject it bc there ISNT an idea there

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

#and also. am a ilittlel kitty :3 #mine #cats #brain empy. felt tip cats ONLY #we were promised snow today n then they decided actually :) rain all day for u #i bought new wool for a cardigan today im SO excited its gna be so colourful #i was going to do some sort of Thing on the back like a heart or something but im still too scared to do colour changing stuff #maybe....maybe next time #i think i will try a patter w like. an actual grid with it first rather than just rawdog it #bc i . do not know what im doing :3

[rooniearts]

POV: you opened tumblr dot com on april 1st 2024

#boop #april fools 2024 #april fools #video #art #HEEEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!!! #also hi hello im sorry to the people who stuck around for 2 years and this being the first thing i post after disappearing. #i wont promise i'll be better tho sorry </3 #flashing #ask to tag

[stil-lindigo]

ARTISTS FOR PALESTINE 🇵🇸 - On the 6th and 9th of March, I'll be doing art requests on stream with other notable artists to raise money for Operation Olive Branch and the PCRF.

I'm incredibly lucky to be counting quite a few big names in the roster, including known Jesus and Odysseus enthusiast @wolfythewitch, the extraordinary fanartist @denimcatfish, and the incredibly talented @troubledminnesotan, as well as Lilypichu from OfflineTV.

You'll be able to watch the streams on the day of the event either on my twitch channel here, or via the links provided by the artists below.

Lilypichu

Cuptoast

Akairosu_

Sevvanto

Wolfythewitch

#we're all gonna be doing an aggie.io board together and taking requests #sort of like drawfee's charity streams if any of y'all know them #its my first time organising a fundraising event like this and i hope it all goes well #the stream on the 6th is gonna double as a practise stream for me since i wanna check if everything will work fine #fingers crossed!! #im honestly so lucky that these people agreed to this so short notice as well... #i promised wolfy id read the odyssey and the epic of gilgamesh so y'all better donate #palestine #free palestine #free gaza #free west bank #donations #pcrf #operation olive branch #donations for palestine #fundraiser #lilypichu #cuptoast #crumb #offlinetv #shamelessly trying to get as many eyes to see this as possible

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

#also: drinking A Soda or A Coffee isn't going to completely dehydrate you if you're drinking other fluids tbqh!!! #its fine!!!!! its fine!!!!! #drinks #heat #dehydration #this post exists because i'm mad at misinfo but also #this is for my homies who hate the taste of water and struggle to stay hydrated #because people have told them over and over again You Must Absolute Drink Water And Nothing Else and so they just don't drink anything #listen!! hey!!! whoever told you that was lying!!!! #drinking Any Fluids At All (yes even with caffeine!!) is better than Not Drinking Anything #please hydrate!!!! it's okay if that hydration isn't water!!!! #honestly i tried to be extremely non confrontational in this post but im pretty sure i've seen people suggest flavored water packets #but say no fruit juice ever. and that's insane. #it's all fluids baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #so long as you are drinking fluids you are combatting dehydration #YES water is the best option HOWEVER. if you drink things that aren't water that's also okay! i promise!!!!!!!!

[simcardiac-arrested]

moodboard for when you’re fucking caged

#crammerposting #PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM SO NORMAL I PROMISE. IM SO NORMAL LET ME OUT LET ME