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sanjisblackasswife · 1 year

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Can i please request some headcanons for jjk men when their s!o asks to sit on their face? The one you did with one piece was too good 😵‍💫😆 thank you!

I been needing some motivation to finish some JJK writing Mami i gotchu thank u. Enjoy!

Telling JJK Men “I Want to Sit On Your Pretty Face”

Black Fem Reader in Mind

Ft. Geto, Gojo, Toji, Nanami, Choso

Toji

It throws him off a second because he’s usually the one to say such things.

You asked him as he was cleaning his gun in your living room and he just looks up at you

I really wanna set the scene here imagine he looks up at you with a tooth pick in his mouth and does a small chuckle pls

“Really now?”

“….can I sit on it or not.”

As much as he would love to have you crying under his tongue he would much rather annoy you until you beg for it.

“Nope.” He gets up and kisses your forehead. “Use your fingers and imagine it’s me

Mf ACTUALLY gets offended when later that day he catches you playing with yourself

Gojo

“Well aren’t you needy…”

Here go this mf—-

“I mean I am gorgeous and good looking who wouldn’t—“

“Nevermind I’ll use my vibrator—-“

Gojo laughs dragging you back into his lap on the bed taking off his shades to eye you up and down, “Can we get some dinner after?”

“Mf i AM the dinner?!”

“Nah…” he rolls over on top of your body hovering over your lips, “You’re my dessert of course.”

Geto

You always ask him to ride his face, but you’re too pussy to go through with it when he says yes

Today Suguru was over your hesitation and pulled you towards him on the bed.

“If my face is that pretty then use it. Take em off.”

“I was kidding!”

“I’m not. I want to taste you…now strip for me.”

He tugged on your panties but made you keep on his shirt. He was already planning to fuck you later in it but he didn’t mind changing his plans for you of course.

Nanami

“I am at work.”

“Yeah that’s the problem.”

You FaceTimed him during his lunch break and though he was happy to see you he immediately regretted continuing the conversation

“We can talk about this later—“

“Nothing to talk about lemme ride it.”

“Can you—“

“You’re so pretty…I’ll even suck your dick as I do it.”

You did.

Choso

You fluster this poor baby too much :(((

“Y-you?!—-like now??”

“If you want….or not it’s okay..”

His face never been pinker, it wasn’t that he didn’t want to it’s the simple fact he LOVES when you sit on his face

He loves to be used by you sm :(((<3

He takes your hand to the couch and immediately strips to his boxers

“Please…?”

“Please what ‘oso you Gatta use your words.” You say caressing his warm cheek as he looks up at you like a dog while you’re standing in between his legs.

He’s so cute when he’s like this—-you couldn’t keep teasing him so you laughed, stripped for him, and took a seat.

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b4ll4d33r-06 · 9 months

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making a fic is taking sm out of me...mostky bc i keep making it during filipino class LMAO so i hav a doodle instead to show off atleast a lil bit of the au thingy i got goin on :33

a quick rundown of the fic is jus "hey my parents/guardian aint at the home nd like i jus got back from school.um. i need somewhere to b nd i like hanging out w the cool grandpa w tons of books in his house jus across the street so. time to visit him. but now hes like. making me hav a whole ass tea party moment w him. cool"

also iv been thinking of giving my narry a nn so i might stick with Oso??? its sounds like a comfy enough nn since. he doesnt. he doesnt rlly have a name for me but i need to put SUMN in the fic lol

#tsp posting #tsp narrator #tsp fanart #tspud #?????i think????idk still working this whole tumblr thing out im getting better tho #is this like??????cool to post???im mostly doing this for archiving LMAO

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caruliaa · 1 year

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ok and with that i realize it is def time for me to go to sleep. will i? i should… will i tho… yes ok im forcing myself to i will i will i need to!!!!! but anyway yah ahhhh calling with u just now and watching cs was sooooo amazing extremely wonderful highlight to end my day on and i really do just want to say that like. ahhhh spending time w u and knowing u is like thee best thing my beloved ladybird and youre truly just suchhhhh an amzing csring compassionate friend and u make my whole world sooo much better and brighter and im just sosososo glad to know youuu and b your friend and so lucky we met and i rlly rlly rlly think ur just an amazing lovely person strawb and i care abt u soo much and i love you sososooooo muchhhhh )hugs u gnight if u wld like that!!!! iluu💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕)

YA i am v proud of u if u did get to sleep esp since well. its 3:30 as i answer this GHDYHDTYD so u need to be getting to sleep lol but i wanted to answer your asks first lol and ya i rly did have sm fun watching cs together and vcing and just getting to spend time with you yk it really was so wonderful that we got to love and im so glad it was the same for you love and i hope you know that i really am so glad that i can be such a good friend to you love and be caring and compassionate and make your life better and brighter and stuff my love becuase you really do just deserve it so much my dearest love and i really do just want to love beucase you really are soso special and dear to me and i just wnat to make your life better in whatever way i can so i hope you know that im so so glad that i can love and i hope you know you really are the same to me love you are such a wonderful friend to me my love and make me feel osos loved and cared for and safe and warm and at home with you and just spending time with you and knowing you is just so so wonderful and brings so so much joy and light and warmth into my life and i hope u know that you really do just mean the world to me and ireally do jsut love you soso very much dearest *hugs you back soso very much if ud like* 💕💞🐞🦋💗🐈🍰💌🥭🍊💞💞💞✨✨✨✨

#OKAY GNIGHT LOVE gonna wake up at like 12;3o tmrw tumbs up emoji BUT ILUSMM MMWA MWAH MWAH #flappy rambles #asks #lucy !#fave

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babystrcandy · 1 year

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The newest chapter was oso cute and the tooth rotting fluff I COULDNT GET ENOUGH

You really are such a good writer and I’m genuinely entranced with the way u out words together😭😭😭

Seeing oc defend jk was so 🫠🫠🫠 like he really needed that because I feel like wooshik would’ve ended up going too far and if someone didn’t tell him to stop

And poor tae🙁 I could understand not wanting to be around jk after that, but I really hope he doesn’t wholeheartedly blame him for it and maybe there could be a way to rekindle their friendship??

And it’s kind of interesting to see how in most of the chapters jk and oc are really in their own world, I literally love how it’s really just them 90% of the time, but I hope they make a friend too😭😭 it must be so tiring hanging out w teammates that have so much animosity towards them

I feel hobi coming around and I hope so🙏

Jk is really my baby and it hurts to see him hate himself sm and live w sm guilt 😭😭 when he finally opened up and of even told him that when he feels his panic attacks happening to just come to her I MELTEDDD🫠🫠🫠 like they are so cute I can’t even 😭😭

Also the smut😋😋😋 I am such a boob lover and that titty fucking scene🫠🫠 I think reread it like already 6 times, you always write your smut in such a detailed way I feel like I’m intruding on them😭😭

But it was such a good chapter and really becoming one of my fav jk series ever thanks u

-⭐️

⭐️ you are gonna make me cry full on tears with this lovely lil review, thank you for taking the time to send it in; it truly truly truly means so much to me and just makes me so happy :,) you are too sweet, lovie <3

Jk is my favorite lil creation and I’m so glad he has so many supporters 😭 he’s a comfort fr and trust I would’ve had wooshik exiled from the fic if he didn’t serve some purpose (oc punching him 🤭(that’s his purpose))

With tae the problem is that we’ve yet to actually see his reaction. There’s a lot of people saying how he felt and where he stands but he hasn’t shared his pov yet 👀we shall stay tuned

Just you wait 🙈 I have things planned

Also your last comment made me giggle I always think the smut I publish is horrible but to hear this makes me feel so much better! I try to cover up the horrible choice of words with emotions 🫢 it’s because I’m stupid and can’t write but somehow tricked you amazing people into reading this lil fic

Lastly, I just have to say I hope you enjoy the rest of the series and know how much this comment means to me mwah <3

#asks #fic: the lucky one #anon

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legobatjoker · 2 years

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okay oaky oaky !! um its fuicking 3 am nd like. i have a sleepover w my cousins tmrw so like. um ya i need to sleep FGDFHGDF so i will but beofrei do i rly rly do just wanna say tht i love you so so much my dearest i rly rly do so so v dearly !! like it rly is such a a wonderful tihngi tihnk to know you and ot be ur friend and to have you in my life beloved it rly lry is like it rly is soso wonderful like to know you and to like send you asks and message you and just in general talk with you whenever we can rly rly is so os wonderful and such in incredilbe highlight nd wonderful part of my day dearest it rly rly is and like !!! i rly rly do hope i can be here for you and support you and care for you and make your life better and happier in any way i can beloved esp w the stress of your art course i rly do just wanna make things easier and happier for you in any way i can beloved and help make you life happier and better and just make you feel rly so loved and cared for belvoed bc you ryl rly od deserve it soso much esp w everything you have going on rn nd i hope you know tht u rly rly do do the same for you andi rly rly am just osos greatful for you and for the fact that i get to be firends with you and have you in my life bc u rly lry are just soso important and dear to me and yea i rly rly so just love you so so much luce i rly rly do soso v much :'> i hope you get have lots of rest nd sleep well now my bleoved, i love you so so much <3 💕💞🦋🐞💞🍓💕🌻💞🍰💞🌺💕✨✨✨

OUGHH I LOVE TALKING WITH YOU SO MUCH TOO like whenerver we get the chance its so so good and lovely and yah.. and omg you really really do such such an amazing job of supporting me and just being a really really thoughtful and caring and understanding friend and yeah its j so kind of. you to like be so so considerate and stuff like you truly are such a good friend… and i realllly really hope i can be the same for you and that you know im here for you and want sm to support you howerver i can cuz like!!! you really deserve it and i really really pove youuu ilyy… gnight dear i hope ur sleepong well!!💕❤️❤️❤️🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻💕💕❤️❤️💕💕💕🫶🏻🫶🏻💕💕❤️❤️💕💕💕💕🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻💕💕💕💕

#mewtuals #castle.answers #i hope the sleepover w ur cousins tmrw is fun!!

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cyberxdoll · 2 years

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#I did it #i turned everything in 1 minute before it was due #ALL OF A SUDDEN MY COMPUTER WANTED TO GO SLOW #i hope the world ends soon but not too soon i still need to watch jjk0 #i got distracted sm today too #imma just read manga until i pass out #⭒oso speaks

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woozi · 3 years

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can you name a few of your mutuals and one word (or two!) to describe them? i'm looking for more mutuals! :)

ofc bestie!!

in the order of my follow list (most recent to oldest ig dfkjjfkd, these are only caratblrs/multis i met through caratblr!!)

@dokyom - super neat!!!!!!!!

@majestickth - my sunshine <3

@sanshiine - sweet!!

@jeonwonwoo - jawdropping (fr fr)

@haniehae - my beloved <3

@iiasha - text post queen (also v sexie scans)

@ohoshi - it girl <3

@choibeomgyus - STUNNING!!!!!!!

@syuperseventeen - resourceful queen (you'll know when u see her blog <3)

@jihooned - capable virgo mom

@scoupsy - CREATIVE!! v bold too <3 i respect her sm

@kyeomblr - a sweetheart <3

@mintyseoks - we don't really talk but i enjoy seeing them around!! <3

@vernons - MY BESTIE!!! <3 LOML

@carat - pretty aes <3

@stepmom - v cool kinda intimidating <3

@julyprince - COLORING QUEEN!! (also i admire her sm)

@scoups - BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!! (no srsly hani will ALWAYS be there for u)

@cutiejoshi - siri and i don't talk but i love seeing her around!!

@xuseokgyu - my wife <3 need i say more

@jeonghannie - one of my fave jjongjjongies <3

@squishy-woozi - I LOVE UR ART SM!!! i also watch ur streams sometimes <3

@wonwooo - v cool lowkey intimidating <3

@jaemtens - og caratblr resident <3 i respect and admire him V V much <3

@tearsofsyrup - v chill!! good vibes <3

@soonhoonsol - my FRIEND. with a capital F. i'd lay my life down for her <3 one of my absolute besties

@coupsnim - TASTE!!! she's phenomenal <3

@kveom - im a fan <3 also one of the people who made me stay here on caratblr <3

@dkymm - i love seeing her around but we don't really talk </3

@mingyiu - a moot i dont talk to but love seeing around as well <3

@juunshua - V FRESH!! idk why shine is such a breath of fresh air to me but she is <3

@heartgyus - please do not visit this blog this is for ur safety. also i am gatekeeping her now

@hanwooz - RESPECT!! one of my faves <3

@dearkyeom - i luv everything abt kristy she makes me feel v <3

@7ww - ON BRAND!! i love yasmin's consistency sm her aes is so recognizable and its sos osO NICE!!

@joshuahong - amazing <3 idk why we're even moots im ashamed of my blog

@seokmingyu - v calming <3

@fruitscoups - 10/10 would recommend <3 sexie

@bbaksu - AMAZING creations!! i don't see them around often anymore though </3

@mngys - V COOL V NICE <3 icb im friends w u sofi

@cheolshu - an og <3 i love seeing them around sm!!

@hwiyoungies - autofolLOW. one of my favorites <3 you're missing out sm if u dont' already follow belle istg

@sangyus - CC QUEEN <3 v nice v mature </3

more friends!!!! (i think i missed them scrolling down the list but i dont wanna go back to the pages so this is from the top of my head now dfjkjdfkfjdkjf)

@gyukwans - chaos <3 INITIATIVE!!

@myungho - a hero. resident funny woman <3

@joshuas - SO SO SO INCREDIBLY KIND WTF!! TALENTED!!

@soonshuas - v kind </3 10/10 personality

@starlightjoong - my favorite dinonara <3

@mango-mina - resident hypewoman <3 i love her sm she's a v v great friend </3

@enigmaticsal - upbeat!! v fun <3

@pinkfluffyblossoms - v direct to the point i love that sm abt her <3 one of the constants!!

@tuanzie - one of the absolute best ccs <3 v smart v kind <3

@xuboowoo - v reliable <3 V FUN TO TALK TO!! <3

@junhaoshua - IM SO ANGRY AT MYSELF FJKKFJDDF IDK WHY I DIDNT PUT E IN EARLIER SHE’S LITERALLY 1/2 OF THE ONLY PEOPLE I TALK TO DAILY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 hard vouch for this she’s a REAL one she knows me inside out and still loves me JKFKJFDJKDFJK no bc e’s the best friend you could ever have she literally gave me faith in online friendships <3 SUPER kind what the heal also v smart v impressive v fun to be with <3 i love her if i would have a name in a tattooed heart it’d be e’s

#these are my caratblr moots!! (most i'd say bc i'm sure i forgot to mention some 😭)#pls forgive me i am in my hag era #might add onto this when i see people i've missed!!#anon #y.ask

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kittskribbles · 3 years

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Some ososan doodles!! You can see how I actually started trying after oso jfklsahg

I honestly need to draw these dorks more, I love them sm you don't understand

BLMATSU DNI

#osomatsu-san #osomatsu matsuno #ichimatsu matsuno #jyushimatsu matsuno #osomatsu #ichimatsu #jyushimatsu #mr osomatsu #oso #ichi #jyushi #I haven't drawn digitally in so long #I hope they look somewhat okay #this were just some doodles

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zolusbian · 5 years

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JACK AND JILL GET FUCKED UP // an angsty mac & dennis playlist set between seasons 12 and 14

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[[ tracks and track notes ]]

1. LORDE - SOBER II (MELODRAMA) getting high, getting drunk, secrecy, trauma, horror, terror, cleaning up after the party is over and the bar is closed, making enemies out of everybody that’s not each other, making enemies out of each other, exhaustion, the spectacle, fear, fear, fear: everything they know, up until now. [up until season 12]

you asked if I was feeling it, i’m psycho high know you won’t remember in the morning when i speak my mind lights are on and they’ve gone home, but who am I? oh, how fast the evening passes, cleaning up the champagne glasses

all the gun fights and the lime lights and the holy sick divine nights they’ll talk about us, all the lovers how we kiss and kill each other they’ll talk about us, and discover how we kissed and killed each other

2. OSO OSO - THIS MUST BE MY EXIT a mutual belief in mutually assured destruction; the quiet knowledge that love is not enough; collecting secrets and putting them on display like the model cars in their nice little glass boxes; traps of excuses and lies they have built themselves, traps they live in. [up to dennis’s double life]

waking up to your voice, such a pretty noise, couldn't believe you didn’t wake up with some other boy. i’m the last pick of all your draft picks, lining up my words so they’re all cleverly crafted but you, you can see right through. and she thinks love’s this “sick little disease that attacks you” but i could fall deep in it every day if i had to. with you it’s so easy to drop all the things i had to do, oh its fine, never a waste of my time; i want a love where we stop going to church cause its boring, and sleep in on all those sunday mornings. the sun would creep in through the blinds, we would hide, underneath the sheets trying to find, one million ways to kill the time. but i never really know what you're thinking about, and i know i’ll never really figure it out, and all experience ever does is confirm my doubt, i wasn’t convinced that i'd ever really come around. and its funny hows life goes, you know? like’s there's just shit i don’t need anyone to know.

‘i cant believe i thought i was safe in my most crooked shape, most vulnerable place.....and all that time i was hangin’ on your shelf, i was just running away from getting to know myself’

3. THE FRONT BOTTOMS - SWIMMING POOL dennis knows that he is loved, fully and fiercely, all-consumingly. those damned metaphors about storms and seas mac keeps tossing around, and all the memories of the water. dennis knows that he is loved. this is why dennis runs. [dennis, dennis’s double life + break between seasons]

there's no doubt in my mind that if you could then you would try to crack my ribcage open and pull my heart right through but i'm a creature of a culture that I create i’m the last one on the dance floor as the chandelier gives way and i am permanently preoccupied with your past i’ve been around long enough now to know that the good things never last they never last.

how low is your self esteem and how low could it possibly be? i know, i know you're in love with me and i’ve been ignoring you i will stop cutting my pants into shorts i will address the issues i cannot ignore and i will do the things i think you might like and i will be alone probably the rest of my life.

4. GLASS ANIMALS - AGNES but dennis comes back and mac is there, but dennis comes back and mac is there. but dennis is not the same and mac is not the same, so how could they be the same? mac tries, but mac is not the same, and dennis doesn’t try, because dennis is not the same. [mac, the gang escapes + between the seasons]

agnes just stop and think a minute why don't you light that cigarette and calm down now stop and breathe a second go back to the very beginning can't you see what was different then? you were just popping percocet maybe just four a week at best maybe a smoke to clear the head your head is so numb that nervous breath you try to hide between the motions that trembling tender little sigh and so it goes a choking rose back to be reborn i want to hold you like you're mine you see the sad in everything a genius of love and loneliness and this time you overdid the liquor this time you pulled the fuckin' trigger these days you're rolling all the time so low so you keep getting high where went that cheeky friend of mine? where went that billion dollar smile?

you're gone but you're on my mind i'm lost but I don't know why

5. CHELSEA JADE - LIFE OF THE PARTY dennis has lived with this rotten body and poisoned mind of his for forty years and he knows himself and he knows his truth. he thinks he knows his truth. he thinks he knows who is he. he thinks he can come back and he thinks this time he can do things right, won’t slip up. [dennis’s coldness towards mac after he comes out and throughout season 13]

and i don't know better but i don't know best i just say whatever and hold my breath i'm not all together i won't find the rest lost in the temper breakdown, coalesce cause i got a mean bone in my body if i want then i can never mean it when I'm sorry and i'm sorry for that not the life of the party i lay low, lay low, lay low but i still got a heartbeat i know you know, i know

6. DAUGHTER - LANDFILL take your hand off my thigh, mac, when that was never a question before. cruel eyes that stay cruel when they turn away. mac tries to process this new, strange dennis, the same but not the same. replacing the sex doll, mac starts to believe in mirrors and changelings, maybe. he cannot help but feel betrayed by this odd wicked fae. [mac’s feelings towards dennis’s coldness]

throw me in a landfill don't think about the consequences throw me in the dirt pit don't think about the choices that you make throw me in the water don't think about the splash I will create leave me at the altar knowing all the things you just escaped

so leave me in the cold wait until the snow covers me up so i cannot move so i'm just embedded in the frost then leave me in the rain wait until my clothes cling to my frame wipe away your tear stains thought you said you didn't feel pain well this is torturous electricity between both of us and this is dangerous, 'cause i want you so much but i hate your guts. i want you so much but i hate your guts.

7. LEFT AT LONDON - WAITING ON A GHOST but mac is a provider, mac is a nurturer, mac is a lover. mac knows that dennis needs to be provided for, needs to be nurtured, needs to be loved. mac knows that he can provide for dennis, can nurture dennis, can love dennis. mac can do these things, but does dennis want them? maybe not. probably not. still mac goes through the motions. still mac makes sure dennis eats. [mac trying to continue to be himself + the precursor to s14 behavior]

i was in love, you were impatient i was your fool, your entertainment now i'm in the ballroom just waiting to dance with your ghost and dancing exhausts me but I'd like to dance with you most and i, i don't need to kiss you i don't even need to be friends i just want to be told when it ends i was in love, i couldn't stand you i could move on i never planned to now i'm in the kitchen just making a meal you won't eat and cooking exhausts me but i thought i'd try to be sweet

8. FRIGHTENED RABBIT - POKE dennis’s consciousness is a labyrinth with traps and twists and turns and a monster lurking in the middle. dennis is trying to make it through this labyrinth with no love, no red string, to guide him. dennis is trying to avoid the minoatur. dennis is trying not to need mac. dennis needs mac. the walls of the labrynth shakes and crumbles. the minotaur is the truth: dennis nneds mac. dennis loves mac. [dennis trying to readjust in s13 + reflecting on the evolution of his relationship with mac]

poke at my iris why can't i cry about this? maybe there is something that you know that i don't we adopt brand new language communicate through pursed lips and you try not to put on any sexy clothes or graces i might never catch a mouse and present it in my mouth to make you feel you're with someone who deserves to be with you but there's one thing we've got going and it's the only thing worth knowing it's got lots to do with magnets and the pull of the moon why won't our love keel over as it chokes on a bone? and we can mourn its passing and then bury it in snow or should we kick its cunt in and watch as it dies from bleeding? if you don't want to be with me just say and i will go

but like a drunken night it's the best bits that are colored in you should look through some old photos i adored you in every one of those if someone took a picture of us now they'd need to be told that we had ever clung and tied a navy knot with arms at night i’d say she was his sister but she doesn't have his nose and now we're unrelated and rid of all the shit we hated but i hate when i feel like this and i never hated you

9. PHANTOM PAINS - NICOLE DOLLANGANGER how do you move on when you’ve been together (you haven’t been together) for over twenty years? you don’t move on. move on, mac thinks. move on from the strange new creature, the dennis that is not dennis, the love that was never love. mac can’t move on. [mac during the break between seasons + season 13]

you're the phantom pains the ache that won't go away never had you so how did i lose you? i already felt you before i even knew you i know it's just the remnants i'm only feeling hand prints of your past aggressions i'm just playing with your shadow you're the phantom limbs a ghost hanging off of my skin i could reach out and touch you i swear but you're not really there

10. LOS CAMPESINOS! - A BURN SCAR IN THE STATE OF THE SOONER STATE they tell themselves these things, they tell each other these things, they tell everybody these things. it changes nothing. getting older, they get tired. mac does better, maybe. stops lying. starts trying to live. dennis lives two lives, though, and he’s tried his best to kill one of them. but-- well. they can act like they hate each other, but all they really hate is the space that grew between his body and his. [s13 end] run the water 'til it scalds you know that I'm listening pitter-patter runs the shower hits the bare porcelain watch the dirt run down the plughole, hear an echo within they described you in detail, i knew everything an artist's impression of the Manhattan skyline and a soon to be burned scar in the perfect shape of the sooner state i fall to my knees my piss-soaked jeans the first time, the last time, all the times in-between the first time, the last time, all the times i would've liked there to have been i can't believe i chose the mountains every time you chose the sea

11. LORDE - SOBER they go back to getting drunk and getting high because they love getting drunk and getting high. they love their filthy bar and bloody knuckle fights and puking in the alleyway and grinding on each other with the thinnest veneer of plausibility. they love grit and grime and dirt. dennis came back. mac came out. they make progress, slowly, they love each other, deeply, like they love the trash, and they love each other, slowly. dennis came back. mac welcomed him. things get fucked up when they get dark, but when they’re sober, they’re still there. [going forth/going back/them, in general]

it's time we danced with the truth move along with the truth ooh (hey) we're sleeping through all the days i'm acting like i don't see every ribbon you used to tie yourself to me

but my hips have missed your hips so let's get to know the kicks will you sway with me? go astray with me? (aha) king and [king] of the weekend ain't a pill that could touch our rush but what will we do when we're sober? ah, when you dream with the fever bet you wish you could touch our rush but what will we do when we're sober? these are the games of the weekend

oh god, i'm closing my teeth around this liquor-wet lime night, lose my mind i know you're feeling it too can we keep up with the ruse? ah ah (hey) b-bodies all through my house i know this story by heart jack and jill got fucked up and possessive when they get dark

midnight, we're fading 'til daylight, we're jaded we know that it's over in the morning, you'll be dancing with all the heartache and the treason, the fantasies of leaving but we know that, when it's over in the morning, you'll be dancing with us

#iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #macdennis #i could honestly write forever about these songs and why i feel like they fit macdennis at this moment aslkdgjsklgds but this is already so #long and SO pretentious #my mixes

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tissueboxdajo · 6 years

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~Sadist in a garden replica~

-Page 2-

Narration (Kara): I think in many ways, I’ve discovered my younger brother’s secret

Kara: Oh...

Ichi: Kyaaaaaaaaaa!!

-Page 3-

Kara: Sorry~ I was just thinking of trying on these new clothes. Don’t worry about me, continue what you were doing

Ichi: No, I want you to care! Please look at the current situation we’re in!!

Kara: Hu... It’s not all that surprising. Just last time you were doing xx at xx under xxx situation? I did scold you a bit but I didn’t mind at all?

Ichi: Grrrrr...!

Ichi: Anyways wait outside for 5 minutes! I’ll kill you after 5 minutes are up!!

Kara: Why!? There’s literally no merit for me to wait for 5 minutes!?

Ichi Shut up!!

-Page 4-

Ichi: God damn it...!

Kara: Hm...

Narration (Kara): His interest in this hobby is getting so bad, he actually needs to practice it himself...

Narration (Kara): I think I understand... You’d like to completely master the soloplay. Hu... I’m sorry for bothering you... I hope you can continue to have fun with that

Narration (Kara): SM play by himself...

Kara: Huh?

Ichi: Huuhii <3

Narration (Kara): ...Ichimatsu’s fantasy is probably something similar to that

-Page 5-

Narration (Kara): But for a shyboy like Ichimatsu to end up with a sadistic queen like her...

Inner thoughts (Kara): Isn’t that extremely difficult to come true?

Narration (Kara): Thankfully, I get to encounter those moments everyday but not for Ichimatsu...

Girl: That sunglasses wearing skull freak is here again...

Narration (Kara): An opportunity where Ichimatsu desperately grasps for the spider web and gets to meet a dream girl like that. Going against all odds to get close to the love of his life... and for her to be an incredible S... The chances are...

Narration (Kara): So slim, he has a better chance winning the lottery...

-Page 6-

Narration (Kara): And so he’ll turn to prostitutes? Ichimatsu is a pretty serious pervert but for him to turn to prostitutes... He’ll probably kill himself due to shame

Narration (Kara): Which means... Ichimatsu will never get to experience the SM play that he wants to do in his lifetime!

Narration (Kara): How terrible! You will continue to be alone...

Inner thoughts (Kara): Forever bound by those ropes he’ll die as a scrawny old man (I feel terrible just by envisioning those pictures alone)----!!

-Page 7-

Narration (Kara): This poor soul...

Ichi: You bastard how long are you going to stand there are you at a museum exhibit or something you bastard!?

Kara: Ichimatsu...

Ichi: Ah!? Wh... What’s with that look!?

Narration (Kara): What can I do for him as a big brother...

-Page 8-

Kara: I’ll abuse you.

Ichi: ...Ha?

Kara: You’re a M right, I’ll be your S.

Ichi: ...Are you trying to kinkshame me right now? Do you want me to wear your newly bought boxer

-Page 9-

Kara: ...

Ichi: It hurts, right? That’s how I feel too

Narration (Kara): Don’t be hurt Karamatsu! This is just a shyboy trying to hide his true feelings from me

Narration (Kara): I was in a school drama club..!

Ichi: Urgh!?

-Page 10-

Kara: Don’t try to play smart with me

Kara: You pig bitch

Narration (Kara): Hu... I’ve successfully captured him!

Ichi: W wait.. What are you trying to start here? Oi!?

Ichi: OIOI!!

Narration (Kara): Here I go!!

-Page 11-

Kara: Oioi... Never seen this kind of body before. Where’s your waist? Mister no-curves?

Kara: You’re body is shaped like a ham that a small animal might be chewing on

Kara: Filthy boneless ham...

Kara: A ham not even worthy to become char siu!

Kara: Talking about meat got you a bit hungry hm...? You Ham-matsu

-Page 12-

Ichi: ...?

Ichi: ....!?

Ichi: I...... I’m sorry.....?

Narration (Kara): Huhu... Looks like Ichimatsu is totally into this

Kara: Seriously... You don’t work and you only play with cats... I mean your only friends are cats...

Narration (Kara): Yeah, maybe if I get to the sensitive part I’ll get more reaction from him...

Kara: !

-Page 13-

Narration (Kara): Eh---- so...

Narration (Kara): What’s a good swear word to use here..

Narration (Kara): ......

Ichi: What the hell is it you’re scaring me!?

Kara: ----------!

Kara: Hu... I’ve neglected you on purpose. You failed to realize that, you fool?

Narration (Kara): Hmmm~? Maybe I’m not acting like the master but rather a king?

-Page 14-

Narration (Kara): Maybe I should make it more painful...?

Ichi: Urghhh!?

Inner thoughts (Kara): !!

Inner thoughts (Kara): I finally.. understood that [concept]...!

Osomatsu: Oh, isn’t this kinda hot! Heh-- So there’s AA cup too

Kara: AA?

-Page 15-

Oso: Smaller than an A cup

Kara: Hoh.. So there’s a pretty big range for that. I’m able to love any kinds of boobs, no matter their shapes and sizes however!

Oso: Well~ That’s true~<3

Oso: Ah! Isn’t it actually pretty nice to have an AA sized girl blushing and saying [Sorry, it’s too small..?]

Kara: Ooh! You’re a genius Osomatsu!

Osomatsu: Right-? Oh yay~ Porn for today is AA!

Kara: AA!!

Narration (Kara): That’s right...

Narration (Kara): This has to be an AA cup!!

-Page 16-

Ichi: Ithurtsithurts it hurts the ropes are digging into my skin!!

Kara: Ah... S, sorry...

Ichi: Ugh... my skins about to be ripped off, this kuso...!

Kara: Don’t worry this is a part of the ‘play’...

~gropes~

-Page 17-

Ichi: HAAAAA!? Wake the hell up, has your virginity finally messed you up in the head???!!!

Kara: Th-that’s not it this is that [concept]... Because of that memory my hands are moving by themselves...!

Ichi: And to top it off, you’re hitting your chuunibyou phase right now!!

Ichi: Nothing’s hereee, oo~~iii

Narration (Kara): I know, these aren’t boobs. Just my younger brother’s surprisingly-soft chest

Narration (Kara): I’m just trying to please my pervert younger brother, these... are not boobs..!

-Page 18-

Ichi: Hiyaa....!?

~gnaws~

Narration: ...!!

LMAO what the hell were those ham lines I swear to fucking god 😂😂 and I had to look up japanese chewing/sucking sfx + bdsm terms lmao what am i doing. what am i doing.

#blmatsu #matsucest #karaichi #ichikara #blmatsu translation #translation #bless osomatsu and karamatsu for liking small chested girls BLESS

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osomatsu-san-lgbtq · 6 years

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Mod Oso is a bean, Mod Jyushi needs lots of cuddles, Mod Todoko is wonderful and I literally love them, and I don't know much about the other three mods but If I could I would literally hug and smooch all of you

we all love u sm anon thank u....- Mod Jyushi

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caruliaa · 11 months

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okay wait im sososoo sorry i havent replied to all your asks and stuff ahhhh its like. not thattt late but thee thing is i have that interview tmrw which ! exciting yes but now that its tmrw i am sososoooo fucking nervousss and its fully not early or anything but im still like omg i need so much sleep. so excited to repeat this process for saturday also since i have an interview for a different job then 🫠🫠 BUT MY POINT IS I NEED TO EEP but before i do i just want to say that !! you are such an incrediblyyy lovely person my dearest ladybird like omg you really all around are just soooo amazing talented beautiful wonderful kind lovely loveable incredibleee of a personnn and i am sososooooo lucky that i not only get to know you but also get to be your friend like !! especially considering ur suchhh a compassionate caring friend and you fill my whole life and world with sooo much warmth and joy ahhhh and i am just sososooooo grateful that we met and like !! yah you mean everything to me and i care abt u smm and i love you smmmmmmm (hugs u forever if u want !! 💕💕🫶🏻💕💕💕💕💕🫶🏻🫶🏻💕💕🫶🏻💕💕💕‼️‼️)

DW AT ALL sorry i was like. so weird abt tht last night aggh i need to like. be better and not the way i am dfgdfg but anyway GOOD LUCK WITH UR INTERVIEW !!!! i hope it goes well love but regardless pls feel free to tell me all about it !!! and yayeah getting lots of good rest before that is rly important my love so i hope u were able to dearest !!!! :> and ough omg ur so so sweet love ;;;;; i hope you know that like i rly am rly so glad tht like. i can be like a compassionate and caring and thoughtful to you and bring like sm like joy and warmth into your life because you really do just deserve it so so very much my dearest and i really do want to and try to be a good friend to you so i really am glad that i can in any way my love and i hope you know that you really are the same to me and such a wonderful kind caring thoughtful sweet kind caring friend to me and make me feel so so loved and cared for and safe and warm with you and you are just suhc a wonderful smart funny talented incredible person and just knowing you and having you in my life and spending time with you brings me so so oso much light and happiness and joy i really am soso lucky to know you my love and i hope you know you mean everything to me and i love you so so very much *hugs you back close as long as you want love* 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💞💞💖💖💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

#sorry im answering this kind late agg but ya i love you so so very much my dearest :'> !!!#flappy rambles #fave #lucy !#asks

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