#i love you niebezpieczni dżentelmeni

[tea-time-with-frogs]

going insane over 1670 its like a dream show for me. that period and sarmatian culture i sooo interesting to me i will rant about it to anyone who would listen AND THEY MADE A SILLY FUN SHOW ABOUT IT??? WITH DOOMED OLD WOMEN YURI??? biting my hands

#also i'm so happy about the recent polish history/period movies that are so creative and fun #i love you chłopi #i love you niebezpieczni dżentelmeni #i love you 1670 #1670

[allerod]

Dangerous Gentlemen

tomorrow, saturday the 27th, 10pm msk, 8pm cet, 2pm est, come watch this masterpiece of pro-drugs propaganda, as we stream it on hyperbeam with brand new improved english subs.

things that will be included:

drugs

alcohol

dead people???? crime mystery?????

horny lenin

copious references to polish culture

70 tones of mud

things that won't be included:

first world war, despite it being set in 1914. no time for conflict, we're partying

#i will reblog this post 15 minutes before we start with the hyperbeam link :) #come. come. i saw this movie in cinemas 5 times #i'm so excited about this watch i'm even making this post. even tho there was already a post made. putting this in the tag and all #i spend days working on the subs. bc the og ones were. rather bad #which btw!! you can find on opensubtitles! #watch this movieeee i lovee it!!! #niebezpieczni dżentelmeni #soviet movie club™

[spiderlegeyelashes]

got tagged by @neine to post 3x3 movies to get to know me better (i TRRRIED hut this is so hard you think i remember things about myself...? NO!!! this wnas hard thank you kind man...)

httyd 1 and 2 because i love them very much and ive seen them a million times (usually when someone asks me what my favorite movie is there's a 50% chance i'll say httyd)

any monster high g1 movie but especially 13 wishes brcause they were my favorite thing ever in the whole entire world when i was younger and i still love them and have strong feelings but im trying to be normal about it

knives out and glass onion it fucks also i love benoit blanc

most miyazaki movies but especially spirited away and my neighbor totoro because my parents raised me well (totoro is my parents' favorite and spirited away is the one i relate to the most, it feels the closest to my heart)

jojo rabbit because it fucks and also i havent seen wwdts movie yet so this is the taika rep on my list

niebezpieczni dżentelmeni because it fucks also duh

hereditary because i only saw it once in my life in like 2018 i think and it's stuck with me to this day, i used to be super into horror movies and this is the only one i can never forget, the familial horror hits too close so if u ever want to know what a nightmare truly looks like to me: yeah this

i'm tagging @piledriverharajuku @skrzynka @jurajurica @andrzejsapkowskitostarakurwa and @allerod (no pressure of course!) and anyone else who'd like to do it :-) thank you! i have surely forgotten some movie that is very important to me and will get super mad about it later but that's fiiine 🪗🪗🪗🪗

#tag game #trajkotanie #:-)))

[szyszkasosnowa]

Netflix, cinema and pirated stuff wrapped

Tumblr not giving me year in review got me yearning for summaries. So have a list of the movies and shows I've seen this year.

Again, if any follower would like to make it into a kind of a tag game, please do 🥺.

Batman, 2022. Loved Robert Pattinson in a smudged makeup. Loved Paul Dano. Loved the music and the climate of Gotham. Another shameful example of the main female character being worked in the story quite sloppily, as the movie wouldn't really suffer without the Catwoman.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, 1975. Actually good.

Guardians of the Galaxy vol.3, 2023. This is what they mean by 'marvelisation' tho I'm not sure if we can use it for the Marvel movie. I mean the fear of being genuine and serious oversaturation of jokes to the point of tastelessness. Rocket's backstory was less moving than that of Dr. Doofenshmirtz. But I absolutely fell for Cosmo the dog and have to add one star for her. Right into my Laika fells.

Blade Runner, 1982. Actually not that good. But Rutger Hauer was kinda hot.

Barbie, 2023. Oh boy. Really hilarious and fun in the first two thirds. Then the Kens' plot was so botched and filled with the shallowest ideas of womanhood and feminism, I felt as if I was watching something written by an 16-y.o. who just got on tumblr.

Oppenheimer, 2023. Wooooo the physicists, woooo the physics, wooooooo the Manhattan project!!!!! Woooo Cillian Murphy's beautiful eyes!!!! It was like seeing Blorbos from my papers come to life.

Brother Bear, 2003. Fucking amazing.

A Bug's Life, 1998. Good. But I'm afraid I will forever associate it with that one yaoi alice cooper poison comic. You know the one.

Schindler's List, 1993. Actually good.

Deadpool, 2016. Eh. Probably would like it better if I saw it when it came out.

Niebezpiecznie dżentelmeni, 2022. I appreciate the concept, but it could be better. Marcin Dorociński as Witkacy was the most memorable I think.

Chłopi, 2023. Crazy good.

The Lobster, 2015. I like a weird film, it has to be said.

Aguirre, Wrath of God, 1972. Fine.

Fitzcarraldo, 1982. I'm in love.

Emigracja xD, 2023. A good, Polish show?? A good, Polish comedy show??? More likely than you think!!! Seriously, where are all the fans?

1670, 2023. Another good Polish comedy show????? I love that it has a small tumblr fandom already.

2nd season and a half of 3rd of The Witcher Netflix. I cannot overstate how shit it was. Do not watch.

#year in review #oc

[allerod]

@spiderlegeyelashes tagged me to post 3x3 movies to get to know me better. uh oh alright sure i can choose only 9

my favourite polish movies!! double pszoniak my beloved and double andrzej seweryn my liked he he! i feel like these are very far apart genrewise but what can i say i contain multitudes. ziemia obiecana represents lekturki enjoying, even tho it's so much better than the book truly. diabeł is the he he funky weird guy in me. and niebezpieczni dżentelmeni shows my enjoyment of taking real people and fictionalizing them to the point of blorbofication

my favourite soviet movies!! each one was a lifechanging moment truly. oniegin is low key responsible for everything that happened in the last two years and i would not be who i am today without it, m&s gave me such intense brainrot i still bark every time i even think about mozart and/or salieri, and beware of the car got me in such a tight grip i spent a month painstakingly making polish subs for it despite not knowing russian and forced all my friends to watch it. pay no attention to the fact two of these have smoktunovsky in them i have no relation with that guy

miscellaneous category that's somehow all musicals :~) mamma mia my number one most watched movie, there were days when i would just have it playing in the background on loop. labyrinth is so funky i love it, and the music also slaps obviously. i used to watch it a lot as a teen and not so much in the last years, but the last time i saw it i ended up crying for like a week straight while listening to the ost. and passage through the light is obviously last year's brainrot there are many things i could say about it but you know what? i'm just gonna keep my silence.

tagging @lmaowh-at @whispering-kavka @margalotta @nocylipcowa @bugsbutch @catboyrightsdefender no pressure of course but if you do this i Will add movies you post to my watchlist he he >:)

#all three cathegories are organized by earlier watch to newest watch #also lmao lol all three have a movie that's basically rpf. yeah