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im so fucking sad and tired and worried this family is a mess god i wish my little brother wpuld grow up well and i wish my dad didnt get any worse and i wish everything wasnt happening all at once god god god god its all so fucking bad i cant even describe it. we used to be so happy and now its so terrifying and disgusting and dead

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everyone in this family is fucked everything is about to die good god i pray my dad doesnt kill himself

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i should have fucking picked chemistry

#so awesome

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#not me

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why am i so exhausted 24/7 can this please stop i want to enjoy life

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wait do those tin can phones really work?? I thought this was all a myth.

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Yeah sure you can let ur shirt ride up ur belly when ur around me. But watch out

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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#wish i had this bro

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when i was in 5th grade all of the girls in my class had webkinz and i thought they were really cool too so i asked my parents for one but they said no because it was a girls toy so i got a piece of paper and had a bunch of kids from different classes at lunch sign a petition demanding that i get a webkinz stuffed animal and my dad actually caved because he said he was super embarrassed and i was the proud owner of a husky

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imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard