#i literally woke up from my sleep to make this

[chaosandmarigolds]

I’m laying in bed and drastically bored so I present-

Whatever this could be classified as (fem!reader, (literally a millisecond mention of pregnancy) ypos cause it’s written on my phone :) )

Dad!Simon, who has a sick spouse and child at the same time and he doesn’t feel great either but he’ll DIE with that information

Simon who got sprite, saltines, and just about everything he could think of from the store and yet you and Ollie were still unable to keep anything down

You laugh it off, saying it happens every year, just a school bug and you’ll be fine in no time

Ollie is playing it up, he doesn’t feel good but as soon as he sees his father look worried and willingly offer him ice cream for breakfast- oh lil guy is going to Oscars for his performance

Simon who peppers kisses to your skin even though you every much tell him he will get sick- well tricks on you because he already feels sick

Simon who calls Missus Price for that soup she made that one time from like eight years ago (technically it had been for her husband John but John was unconscious at the time so Simon and Johnny had it-anyway-) when they were deployed and she delivered!

Missus Price, Eliza, who tsk tsks at the state of the Riley family and tells Simon to sit because good God everyone looked like they were on the brink of death and that would not do

So she happily tidies everything up, puts some defusers on to help the congestion, makes sure everyone takes their medication (has to literally threaten Ollie, but as soon as Grandad was brought up the child obliged) made two meals and put them away, did the laundry, and left a little note “Feel better, loves.” Before leaving around midnight that night.

Simon who really woke up feeling a lot better, stretching in the bed to find Ollie laying diagonally across the bed still fast asleep and you were no where to be seen- expect for leaning against the cold bathtub in the bathroom

Simon who groggily sits down next to you, eyes squinting against the light and moving you to lean into him

“This sucks.”

“I know, ‘a jus drainage though, it’ll go away.”

“Allergies suck.”

“Agree with ya.”

A few moments pass

“Your fever broke.”

You’re not wrong, but the way your rasped and hoarse voice mumbles it almost made him laugh, “Oh? Ho’ ya know?”

“You’re sweaty, that’s how. And olls-“

“Still sleeping.”

“Mmkay.”

Simon who would happily carry you to the ends of the earth but at the moment back to bed would do

Simon who went down to the kitchen to get your tea when he found the note, reading it and giving a silent thank you to whatever god sent him such a sweet woman- yet faltered when he sees the little blue and white box, it’s a sticky note attached saying “just in case”

Simon who didn’t think about and brought you the tea and turned on the tv, having you tucked under his arm and Ollie very groggily watching Bluey

(Yeah idk what this is, maybe I had too much melatonin. I’m so sorry you’re subjected to this. Anyway….thats it <3)

#simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost x reader #simon riley imagine #simon ghost riley #simon riley fanfic #simon riley x you #coco's chaos <3 #simon riley x reader #cod fluff #cod x you #coco’s pre k universe! <3

[scoonsalicious]

Reminder: I am on a posting break for new content until May 23rd so that I can focus on writing WFLT...

In the meantime, please enjoy this fourth and final installment of Unwanted: Unusables, or, chapters from the original story that never made it into the final draft. Today, we're looking at the discarded remnants of Chapter 8: (what would become) Unexpected. As a reminder, Jade went by Jewel in those early days, lol. This version of the chapter never got finished, so it ends abruptly and isn't nearly as long as the last two Unusables.

Enjoy!

The morning of Jade's move-in day, you woke up with a pit in your stomach. It wasn't remotely Bucky related-- he had done an excellent job of calming all those fears over the last week (and it certainly helped that his erection was currently pressed into your backside as he nuzzled at your neck); the girl was just mean and you couldn't shake the feeling she'd be a giant pain in your ass.

"What 'cha thinkin' 'bout, doll?" Bucky asked, his voice still thick and coated with sleep. "Can practically hear your teeth grindin' together."

"Sorry," you murmured, turning around in his arms to face him. "Just mentally gearing myself up for the arrival of our new teammate later this morning." You practically gagged on the word "teammate," and Bucky let out a low, rumbling chuckle. Leaning in to kiss the tip of your nose, he said "I'm hopin' it won't turn out as bad as all that, but if it does, I promise I got your back, 'kay? I'll help you beat the shit outta her, 'cause no one messes with my girl."

"Barnes, that might be the sexiest thing that's ever come out of that mouth of yours," you murmured as you leaned in to kiss him.

"Even sexier than this tongue?" he asked, sticking the appendage in question out for your review. "'Cause I know that gets you making all kinds of pretty noises for me."

"Hmm, might have to remind me again what that tongue can do, then I'll let you know if it's sexier than what you just said," you told him with a sly grin.

"Gladly." His smile was feral as he rolled you both over so he was hovering on top of you. He slowly began peppering your face and neck with kisses, working his way down your body. When he'd finally settled himself between your thighs, he looked up at you, blue eyes like sapphires in the morning light. "Better make yourself comfortable, Baby doll. We're gonna be here for awhile."

*

You were the last two to arrive in the common room for Jewel's welcome party, because of course Tony had to make it party. Bucky's arm was wrapped around your shoulder, pulling you in close to him as you whispered something silly and flirty into his ear, causing you both to laugh before sharing a quick kiss.

"Oh, are finally publicly acknowledging this, then?" Tony asked, giving you a knowing look. "Pepper owes me $100 bucks."

You cocked your head. "Not you, too, Boss," you groaned. "Has everyone been placing bets on us?"

The corner of Tony's mouth cocked up in a smile. "Literally everyone. We have a board in one of the lesser-used conference rooms to keep track of the odds and everyone's wagers," he said, raising his tumbler of whiskey to you in mock salute. "Only one who never bet was Rogers, which was odd, because we all figured he'd have an advantage with inside information."

You felt Bucky's arm tense around you and a quick glance to your left showed you his jaw had tightened at the mention of Steve, as well. "Everything okay, Buck?" you asked him.

He looked at you and smiled, though it didn't quite reach his eyes. "Yeah, 's all good, Pocket." He pressed a quick kiss to your temple.

Before you could press the issue further, however, FRIDAY announced that Steve was on his way down to the common room with Jewel.

"We had Cap show her to her suite," Tony offered, "so she could drop off her stuff before heading back down. And my God, did she have a lot of stuff. You'd think we'd invited her to take up permanent residence, not just a three month probie position."

You raised an eyebrow at that, but said nothing. You didn't like that she was here, but you were intent on playing nice. It was only three months, after all, and you doubted she'd be able to hide her true colors from the rest of the team for that long. You could get through it, especially with Bucky's support.

The elevator doors opened with a ding and soon enough, Steve was leading Jewel into the common room. You had to admit, she looked stunning, her raven hair flowing in loose curls down to her waist, her tight jeans accentuating a figure you'd been previously sure was unobtainable outside of Jessica Rabbit. For a moment, you wished that people could wear their inner ugliness on the outside. Bucky's arm tightened around your shoulder.

"You got this," he whispered into your ear before pressing his lips to your temple. You leaned into him, the press of your body expressing your gratitude, speaking for you when you couldn't find the words to voice your emotions, when the words weren't enough.

You watched Jewel's eyes span the room, as though she were searching for something. Her eyes lit up when they landed on Bucky-- someone-- and she made a beeline straight toward where the two of you stood.

[h2oaffirmations]

#i affirm #i literally woke up from my sleep to make this #it’s 3:47am help #this is so funny to me is it funny #h2o just add water #bella hartley

[batbabydamian]

🦇🐥 Batman and Robin (2023) #6 rambling and screaming crying throwing up about a single page

so right off the bat, i'm adding these panels to the Ms. Hall is Shush conspiracy board - the first suspect in mind for who could train Zach would be Principal Stone, but Ms. Hall is conveniently placed in the "teacher's pet" panel HMM

Damian's history with Zsasz is mentioned again! any further reference to Streets of Gotham ends here once Damian and Zsasz face off, but i'm not complaining when Damian gets to kick his ass again LOL

AAH SUCH A COOL PANEL!! i rambled enough about Cizmesija's impact shots last time, but this is just. SO COOL... DAMIAN'S POSE, the light streak from the eyes, the jittery effect at the point of impact from Zsasz's front to his back - LIKE DAMN, YOU KNOW THIS KID HIT HIM HARD

ok i was gonna shut up about the impact shots but to accompany the Robin panel, THIS SICK BATMAN PANEL!! THE SPEED LINES ALONG HIS WHOLE ARM, the hilarious waves of that hit going through Zsasz's face asdfg, the cowl and cape silhouette in the back - and the KRAK SFX!! it's got a bit of that gritty splatter effect Cizmesija uses so either another smooth choice by letterer Steve Wands or extra kudos to Cizmesija!!

i thought the action would be my favorite aspect of this issue, but it was THE EXPRESSIONS. from Damian's frustration here (his glare and his seriously gritted teeth) to the page that brought me to my knees lol

a breakdown of my breakdown for this page:

DAMIAN'S WIDE EYED EXPRESSION AT BRUCE'S COMPLIMENT, THE SHINE IN HIS EYES!! what gets me about Bruce’s praise is how specific it is, especially pointing out Damian’s storytelling 😭 Bruce already knows Damian’s technical art skills are amazing!! storytelling through comics is a whole different skill and Bruce recognized that!! 😭 no wonder Damian is so touched, Bruce is paying attention 😭

HE LOOKS SO OVERWHELMED BY THE VALIDATION FROM HIS FATHER - THE TENTATIVE SMILE!! BEFORE HE BREAKS OUT INTO A FULL GRIN!! 😭

HOW HE BURSTS ABOUT HIS PROCESS AND THEN THE LIL ASIDE OF “I love those…” HE'S SO CAUGHT UP IN HIS JOY PLEASE I’M COUGHING UP BLOOD THAT'S SO CUTE 😭 happy Damian is my weakness i mean LOOK AT HIM OH MY GOD the wide smile his lil fist and the pointing, he cannot contain himself!! 😭

his art is so fun, i'm glad we get to see more of this!! the shadow of Bruce and Damian over the pages is a neat touch too! Damian expanding from realistic renders to this manga style on top of these amazing comic layouts…Bruce is right his growth is crazy 😭

to add on to Damian's progress from Bruce's eyes - Detective Comics (2016) #1003 was the last time Bruce acknowledged Damian's art!

the return of Flatline!! for this last bit, i'll be referencing Lazarus Planet: The Next Evolution (2023) since that's Nika's last notable appearance!

Nika calling Damian out on not contacting her asdfg she mentions something similar before, and i could only imagine it's been months since then considering that issue came out a whole year ago 😭

besides Nika meeting Bruce, the most important thing that needs to be addressed is if Damian's aware that she resurrected Ra's and finally, what they could have discussed??

ending note, upgrade from earbuds in Batman and Robin (2011) to headphones haha wired earphones only!!

#rambling #i woke up the next day wondering if i was overreacting about that one page from a sleep deprived haze #i looked at it again and wailed bro CIZMESIJA'S EXPRESSIONS FOR EACH DAMIAN IN THAT PAGE MAKES ME INSANE #regarding Nika the 'oh SO not the end' at the end of that Lazarus Planet story had me on the edge of my seat forever LOL #like what do you mean she's now capable of resurrecting people from literal ashes and Ra's wants to work with her or smth #and then we never learn more asdfgh bring her to Alfred's grave hello?? #if anyone's curious about Nika i'd recc that Lazarus Planet issue! it's nice to hear a bit more of her voice! and how she likes kpop LOL

[curry-and-casteliacones]

Ok so I might by chance be dumb? But um.. Volo as Barry's ancestor?? Idk if I haven't seen other people mention this because it's a stupid idea, or i just have missed it somehow. But like you can't tell me these two hairstyles aren't even a little similar.

And then there's the whole thing of Volo kinda acting like a rival how he just sorta pops up to talk with/fight u from time to time.

I mostly find this idea amusing cuz imagine if Barry ever let's his hair grow out it would continue to do the stupid reverse gravity thing Volo's does.

#it's literally 6 am and i just woke up from being passed out for like 12 hours because ive been sick the l ast couple days so if this #makes like no sense ill come back and delte this later when im coherent but like #idk i feel like smth could be here??? #or maybe not #after all my best ideas def dont come while im sick and sleepy #pokemon #pokemon diamond and pearl #pokemon legends arceus #pokemon volo #pokemon barry #im so tired i wanna go back to sleep but i missed dinner last night by sleeping so like now im hungry... #im th eone who made dinner last night too i ust went ot bed right after it was done #anyway it wouldnt be a post of mine w o me rambling in the tags but imma go get some food now #pokemon legends arceus spoilers #pokemon spoilers #i still have no clue if i gotta keep tagging post game stuff as spoilers but i will

[katya-goncharov]

sometimes I will just suddenly wake up at 6am, randomly feeling mad about brexit

#hey remember when half the uk voted to stop europeans from being allowed to move here because the uk is racist and stupid? #and now because of it we are all poor and can't afford to heat our houses or buy food? #(i think i dreamed about a tv character i like who is from eastern europe and then in my dream i realised they wouldn't be able to easily #move to the uk nowadays and i woke up mad on their behalf) #why the fuck wouldn't we want people from mainland europe moving here anyway. most of them are really cool and i miss having them around. #i'm mad that at my university there are so many less international students than when i did my undergraduate degree. it's just not quite #such a fun vibe. and while we're at it it would be nice to have more people from ALL sorts of different countries here. it would mean less #of a high proportion of tories! isn't it hypocritical that they blame immigrants for making us poor when it is literally THEM doing the most #shitty job of running the country. anyway whatever i should go back to sleep

[queenangella]

sometimes working together on a thesis is like *she cant do her tasks because she’s busy with following classes I guess there’s really nothing else she does* me: oh its fine I get it I’m busy too sometimes you know if I can help you with anything let me know:)) vs. *I can’t do all my tasks on time bc well i work six days in a week and spend three nights a week doing volunteer work and oh because my thesis partner is apparently once again busy with following classes I guess she dumped all her work on my lap* she: oh you should tell me next time if you’re busy cause these tasks are really important :/ you shouldn’t like let them wait so long

#like yeah bitch I know they’re important that’s why I woke up early Monday morning to handle them but if you remember. I couldn’t cause you #did everything you were supposed to do wrong:)) and #then I skipped my lunch because that was the only time I could make free to fix it but couldn’t :)) bc apparently you didn’t even do it #wrong you just didn’t do it you copied it from someone else whose task wasn’t even remotely the same:))) #and like I get that following classes is important I get it but I literally looked up her schedule she’s got at least four half days a week #that she doesn’t have any classes. I’m making literally every minutes I have time to do these things and she can’t manage to make some time #in those four afternoons???? so she dumps them on my to do them all in the one day of the week I got free and have also other things to do #which forces me to literally not eat and sleep to be able to do them???????? #I’m so pissed our meetings are literally like me: ‘oh yeah I’ve got an incredibly busy week but I’m sure if I just work longer in the #evening and sleep a little less then I can make an hour free every day to do these interviews’ #she: ‘that’s great that you can make time for that! I can’t cause I’ve got a class somewhere that day so can you do like all the work??’ #like if she’s gonna dump me for the statistical analysis I’m gonna literally destroy all the data in my wake good luck doing the actual work #all over again next year #sorry I’m probably overreacting #she’s not that bad but she also needs to shut up instead of criticising bc I’m not doing all the work fast enough while she’s ‘so busy’ all #the fucking time #at least I’m doing the fucking work

[orchideius]

genuinely, when will it end??? I am so tired of being here and I am not sure how much longer I can push myself to keep going. i’m exhausted.

#it’s 4am and I am feeling the Deep Darkies #I literally passed out at 9pm from mental exhaustion & also bc I wanted to start to get up early to start a morning routine #so I actually got a ton of sleep but the second I woke up I felt like I wanted to cry and now I feel so depressed out of no where #like girl WHYYYY #genuinely I am so debilitatingly depressed I have suicidal thoughts every single day #and I feel like ive tried everything to help myself like ive been to therapy ive been on and off meds for over a decade at this point #im starting to eat better and sleep more #like what the duck else do I do? #I genuinely feel like my brain is broken #I just want to cry and lay in bed every single day #like I cannot articulate the profound sadness into words but it’s. so bad #and it takes literally all my brain power to do one assignment a day for class like none of this is sustainable #and I just feel so much shame over it bc whenever I tell my mom she gets mad like it effects her or something and the few times ive made th #mistake of trying to confide in my dad he gave me the whole pull yourself up by the bootstraps talk so never again lol #my entire family has made me feel so much shame over it and none of my friends here even bother to ask how I feel and don’t make me feel #comfortable enough to talk to bc i’m always the fucking therapist friend helping everyone else #hence why I always vent on here lol I have no one to talk to #I just really don’t know what to do at this point like I feel like I need inpatient therapy at this point but that’s expensive and I don’t #want to tell my job why i’d need extended time off bc that would be so embarrassing and plus now i’m in school #so like what do I do #im tired of feeling like this I know this isn’t how life is supposed to be but it’s also all ive ever known #and what’s the point of living if i’m going to feel like this everyday? I don’t know how much longer I can take it #personal

[ronanlynchbf]

this CANNOT continue 😐👎 (waking up crying every second morning or so)

#for a while now i've woken up with a wet pillow n face & a pounding headache every like. 2 or 3 days bc i was crying in my sleep and idk how #to prevent it or what's even causing it someone HELP this needs to stop.. + on top of that i woke up with a nosebleed this morning like #okay. @ body why r you insistent on battling me even when i'm supposed to be resting 🧐🤨 #i'm also bruising more easily AND the indents u get on ur skin from prolonged contact with smth like sleep creases on ur face or the lines #ur socks make on ur legs are appearing quicker and lasting longer. like yesterday i was texting my mom that i'd be home later irt the train #situations & i was supporting my phone with my pinky finger and when i was done there was literally an imprint of the phone on my finger #when i'd only been holding it for like 45 seconds......... #r.txt #anyway goodd morninggg everyone ❣ i'm not concerned abt this at all 💪<- if i say that enough times maybe it comes true peace n love 🙏🙏🙏

[donghun-s]

so how do i tell my sister that since the last time she saw me i've become chronically ill and have had to change how i live my day to day life and i am no longer functionally the same sister she has known her entire life and that will impact how i can participate in the weeklong trip we have planned in seven days. any tips.

#shes literally in med school and is a leftist who has gone on impassioned rants abt ableism and medical discrimination to me #and yet when it comes to me she would rather believe that im being lazy/asocial/ignoring her/a bitch than like...... #something is physically wrong with me #at christmas i was acutely ill (bad cold) and that on top said chronic illness just wiped me out #and i ended up sleeping most of christmas day bc i literally couldnt get out of bed #i made it out for christmas dinner #but she made some passive aggressive comment abt me ignoring her text she had sent me #when i literally looked like death and everyone knew i was sick #my mom and her boyfriend had to be like.....uh no she looks like she just woke up #but i still stayed out after dinner to make a gingerbread house w her like she wanted in her text #(and like i wanted! i WANT to spend time with my family! i WANT to hang out with her! i love her! shes so much fun!!) #sigh...we planned this trip over thanksgiving when i wasnt like this #her bf is coming thank god so she can drag him to a million billion places from 5 am to midnight without me holding her back #mel talks

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

time to be braver than the US marines (make dinner with food i already have at home even though i am So Sleepy)

#my sleep cycle was on an upward trend of chillness for like 3 secons #and today we were back at woke up after less than five and a half hours of sleep could not get back to it #i'm trying not to dwell because back in january when i was like I Am On A Mission To Fix My Sleep Cycle #i was really making myself insane about it #and then i read something that said that people who stress less about their insomnia suffer less from it #which seemed both obvious and impossible but i was rly not having a good time so i kind of took it as like #permission to just Do My Best and not think about it or worry about it #and actually that's like really helped both my overall feeling of well being #and potentially my sleeping habits too #but. you know. sometimes i wonder what it would be like to like #literally ever get 8 hours ever #i am to be clear a freelancer who does not set an alarm. like.

[hellfireeddiemunson]

i am simply going to kill myself because my brother listened to my snapchat out loud in front out our mother and aunt and now both those bitches are fucking babying me

#yes! i had a fucking breakdown earlier bc i spilled food and ketchup all over my comforter and i was upset about everything #but don’t fucking look at me like a dying fucking kitten and go ‘are u doing better🥺🥺’ like i was but now i want to die bc ur looking and r #and speaking to me like that i am not a fucking baby and i’m not going to fucking explode at you either like that. isn’t how i act or react #so fuciing. just shut the fuck up dude idc if ur trying to be caring or whatever the fuck i’m not a BABY #I woke up from my nap and went to pee and my aunt and mom are like omg r u ok are u better than earlier did u have a good nap #like CAN OTU SHUT UP PLEASE I JUST FUCKING WOKE UP I DONT WANT TO S P E S K SND I DONT WANT TO BE SPOKEN TO BUT EXPECIALLY NOT IN THE SAME #TONE THAT YOU TALK TO BABIES AND CHILDREN IN LIKE WHAT THE FUCK I AM AN ADULT #LITERALLY. 25 YEARS OLD I WANT TO HIT YOU BOTH FOR NEVER LEARNING TO SPEAK TO ME PROPERLY EVER!!!!!!!! #and i’m fucking annoyed with my brother i fucking hate that he just listens to and replies to videos on snapchat out fucjing loud in front #of literally everyone and anyone he simply doesn’t give a fuck as if i don’t say some fuck shit or whatever the fuck to him what is WRONG #WITHYOU FUCK #like what if i was shit talking our mom or something ??????? fucking christ i’m so annoyed what the fuck i hate this shit i’m so :| #i woke up wanting to be in a good mood and vibe until i have to go to actual sleep but instead i’m in a bad fucking mood again. thanks guys! #fucking looooove it so much i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i need to find something to actively stop making me angry bc i’m like. going to ruin my own night if i don’t #also i FUCKING woke up with FUCKING acid reflux i want to scream from the rooftops so fucking bad #anyways i guess i’ll go look at abby or something idfk

[beykhabarr]

I love her but I almost hate her kids they drive me insane

#so rude and entitled #what's ours is theirs but they flip the world over and cry on thr floor if i as much as touch something that's theirs #god #and such a shrill yelling voice #fucking hell #i can't eat anything IN MY OWN HOUSE without them absolutely bending backwards to get it #i dont want to share my oreos or my chocolates #i dont want to have to cook special things for them every day #i don't want to make brunches for them because they cant wake up early enough to have breakfast #i dont want a literal 2 year old to scream and cry when I step in MY OWN FUCKING ROOM #to have them touch all of my stuff #just #im very #troued #i have a lot of shit to do and they're ruining my #scheduled #i couldn't go for a run today because the elder child who sleeps beside me woke up ans started crying and screamjng because he wantrf to #come with #dude? its 6 AM its literally dark outside i dont want to have to babysit while i exersise in front of literal strangers #i am not taking someone else's child with me to my morning run that I'm doing to keep myself from ending everything #i hate hate hate that they now know we keep extra snacks in the storeroom snd #and knkw exactly where we put them so now its *their* collective snack to share #literally what the fuck I'm soooo angry

[fingertipsmp3]

Just did that fun thing of hyperfocusing and then remembering the rest of the world exists & immediately being hit with every status effect imaginable

#wrote 3000 words of tennis au and looked up and was like ‘damn i literally feel faint from hunger’ #started making pasta and nearly set my kitchen on fire because i got distracted like a sim #also it’s really hot in here. i don’t know how long that’s been going on. it’s 24 degrees outside? DISGUSTANG #i’m sweaty and thirsty but i somehow need to pee which makes no sense #anyway i’ve eaten my pasta so now i’m going to clean up the sauce that boiled over and do my dishes #and i might make a mug cake. i’m hoping it tastes just as good with dark chocolate chips as it did with the milk #so yeah. that. and then maybe i’ll do some reading finally #i can’t decide whether to sleep downstairs or not tonight. when i woke up my head was literally damp from how hot it is upstairs #so i’m def considering it. only thing is i will wake up at the arsecrack of dawn if i sleep downstairs bc there are no blackout curtains #i think i just have to resign myself to a horrible night’s sleep either way #i wish the couch was long enough for me to sleep on. i mean i Can sleep on it but i’d wake up with permanent nerve damage #my kingdom for my 8 hours. #personal

[whimsyprinx]

my family never let me have a single candle growing up because they didn’t trust me not to knock it over and start a fire

#whimsy whispers #you ever so accident prone that your family nana you from lighters and candles and literally cooking itself #i wasn’t allowed to use the microwave for years #but ig in my families defense for that one i did accidentally catch easy mac on fire in the microwave #but it’s my moms faul for asking a half asleep 10 or 11 year old who’s trying to play poptropica at near 12am to make her a cup of easy mac #like ma’am make it yourself and you wouldn’t have had to put out a fire while i flailed around like a sim to the right of you #if anyone is curious I forgot to add water and also didn’t remover they foil packet that contains the cheese #my mom left the charred corpse of the easy mac on the stove for days as a reminder #i woke up my sister panicking #and as I said I wasn’t trusted to cook for years after that #like idk yeah I get it they’re worried I’m a walking disaster so #i like almost ‘killed’ my friend Marianna like several times in 8th grade #the first time I allegedly was the reason she sprained her ankle on the risers in chorus #both we were both fucking around on the risers when we shouldn’t have been and she took a step back and started to fall and the guy behind #her saw this and moved out of the way and because of that her ankle got caught between the risers and hurt so technically it’s three peoples #fault #then I almost ‘poked her eye’ out with rolled up presentation paper (I forgot the word for the big thick paper you use for projects) #and then I gave her a chocolate i didn’t want not knowing it had peanut butter and she ate it then immediately realized it was peanut butter #and was like ‘crystalline why are you trying to kill me?!?’ like im so sorry but like I’m a danger to myself and others at this point #I’m half asleep rambling again oh my god but I’m not tired enough to be able to sleep and I hate it here because we’re leaving the house at #like ​8 tomorrow and it’s 2:49am as I type this AHHH

[heyitslapis]

Yall dont even know just how well-behaved i am DAILY at work! its like having two jobs at once! like im an undercover person who is put in a room with intolerable people very opposite of me in every way & is forced to play pretend & be niceys or else i dont get my prize at the end (clocking out & getting a paycheck)

#lets put a queer autist whos hyperfixation is su has no religion likes quiet & can only calm down with isolation & my music in a room with #another autist (unaware) whos fixation is yugioh/power rangers (uninteresting to me) who does voice impersonation stims & clings to you #who also thinks people like you (queer) are wrong & loves to talk to you about your ex-faith #& ALSO WITH ANOTHER autist (unaware) whos fixation/faith is stones & a youtube alien cult & also LOVES to talk abt how unhealthy food is #& shes a helicopter person who wont leave stuff alone even if she knows you want to be left alone & also looks down on minorities #once theyre all in that room together we'll shake it around to make them anxious & agitated & see what happens!!! doesnt that sound fun??? #im being such a good nice patient person i stg #also the security guard & my coworker cant stand each other lately so GUESS WHO GETS TO HEAR ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME!?!? me their ''friend'' #killingkillingkilling #im not saying people cant come from different walks of life or people with different believes cant get along but GOD DAMN #its literally my worst nightmare EVERY TIME i drive to work. i literally dread what kind of conversations theyll have with me for the night #this is what i mean when i say i hate being palatable #people who are against me in almost every way fundamentally consider me their close friend & it fucking sickens me that i let it happen #aint no way im quitting my job though because its a near-perfect fit for me management loves me & the money is good for the work i do #plus if i work here i can easily transfer to another location out of the country which is ultimately my goal #sorry. woke up from my sleep & chose violence ig #no more ranting tonight prommy #emma rants #emma rambles #work tag