#i know im talking about my daydreams a lot but they are rlly important to me

[blackvail22]

had the craziest dream last night (the night i wrote like the last two posts) and its the most insane one ive had in a rlly long time

i was at the gas station near my home and i was like looking around and then my enetire old group of friends were hanging out with my ex girlfriend (aka the girl that bullied b two school years ago that b is still friends with and makes things for when she literally contemplated suicide because of her)

anyways, we locked eyes and i started to get anxious. after that the gas station somehow transformed to a restaurant thing and then this fucking robot/internet scam thing as a human came in and i could tell was like... a scam robot or whatever but my mom didnt so when the robot wrote on the ticket my first and last name and then like scribbled at my name and then it locked eyes w me. terrifying. it was so--

ok anyway the robot thing wrote a like $1000 tip or whatever but since it was a scam... they came after me after my mom took the ticket LMAO

before the robots came after me, i remember i was in a car in a parking lot in my town, and i thought of something i really wanted to share with you (apple) and so i called u and we talked for a while. i dont remember what we talked about? i just remember you being confused because we didnt voice call a lot before then LMAO

And then these fucking missles start flying at me. like, shit was gta style i swear to god. so ny dad starts driving the car, nd he's swerving everywhere to dodge the missles and then eventually (i dont know how it got to this) but suddenly i was back at my gas station but it was more like ... there were brick buildings everywhere, like it wasnt my town anymore. and then these christian protesters are parading down streets with these fire guns(?) and are screaming, telling everyone to praise the christian god or whatever

then people start shooting these guns from high buildings (its like a ball of fire that comes out) and so its just raining molten balls at this point. panicked, i go to dodge the fire thats coming down. theres this person with a sign that was yelling people to stop firing the guns, but they didnt hear and they kept going. then one of the fireballs hits someones leg (its an old classmate of mine) and then he's screaming in pain and his leg is burnt off

thats the last thing i remember if im being honest

another important thing to note i guess is that the parade of ppl in my dream were all wearing white shirts. idk if thats significant, but it was odd. there was also portions of my dream that were in black and white, nd there were parts where i saw all black but i was imagining something happening ... like it was daydreaming

yeah i really wanted to share that w someoje because it was traumatizing ngl

[oliviamillss]

reading dreams chart

im only going to use up to orb 3, for stronger accuracy lmao

**if you can’t be bothered to read it all, theres a summary paragraph at the bottom**

sun:

sun in 7th: strong emphasis on relationships. tends to copy others lingo/habits. extroverted. probably ‘needs’ others. only really shows his true self around his close friends/family/partners. 

sun at 19 degrees: a libra degree. (emphasis on this bc libra rules 7h), makes him a very charming, likeable, particularly popular guy.

sun opposite ascendant: inner conflict, probably doesn’t feel like people see him for his true self, may struggle showing true self. may feel misunderstood. may need approval/validation a lot.

sun square mars: hints to daddy issues. may struggle with a lot of built up anger and frustration, but it seems like he takes it out very positively, as you can see he is competitive, so i think he lets it out through gaming. probably very energetic, motivated.

sun square saturn: high expectations for himself. probably the type of person to think ‘i’m only good enough if i do this’. probably very hard on himself. also probably very insecure of himself, but doesn’t show it. another sun square masculine planet, more hinting to daddy issues.

moon:

moon in 7th: probably relies on close friends/family/partners a lot. loves to help people, esp people he’s close with (kinda mr beast vibes). probably very like ‘oh shit, he’s sad, i need to do everything within my power to cheer him up’ if that makes sense lmao

moon in virgo: looking after people!!! esp with the sun square saturn,, high expectations. probably a very much perfectionist, which also explains why he is competitive. may ‘always need to be right’. but virgo moons are actually so lovely omfg

moon at 9 degrees: sagittarius degree, likes to help people by optimism, and giving things to the person that they would want (im aware that sounds obvious lmao). probably feels a sense of achievement when cheers them up.

moon square pluto: probably hard time dealing with and growing from negative things that have happened, possibly struggles with letting things go. possibly self destructive (why did that one heatwaves part come to mind), possible trust issues + anxiety, probably very particular about who he lets close into his life, maybe quite protective. 

mercury:

mercury in 6th: likes to help people, probably not disappointed if he spends his time working with someone, may struggle with anxiety/depression. a quick learner, probably overthink every word because it wast the ‘perfect’ thing to say. 

mercury in leo: funny asf, and out there, also thinks his ideas/things to respond and say are the best, with the 6h and 7h placements, he is open to listen to others, but in the end he only really wants his one lmfao, good with conversation.

mercury at 1 degree: aries degree, another fire placement which emphasises the loud, out there kinda vibes.

mercury trine mc: career and reputation are strongly linked with what he says. (this is obv bc hes famous lmao). he’s smart, particularly with technology and its linked to his career. *im aware this sounds like im just describing him, this is exact so thats why its overly accurate*

mercury opposite neptune: daydreamer, probably has a lot of thoughts and ideas in his head, but they just dont come across right. probably zones out, may struggle with focusing. but very creative, has big and creative ideas. i havent mentioned it before but its come up too many times now, but he has a lot of placements, when manifested badly, creates a good manipulator

mercury square jupiter: optimistic, possibly thinks his ideas are the best (we’ve covered that before), can be really overly talkative or just nothing at all. (i rlly dont know much about this placement)

venus:

venus in 7th: he will have a beautiful relationship with his future partner. charming asfff, probably a good flirt. tends to love love. needs to be liked, sort of a pleaser. 

venus in virgo: the type of person to remember everything about the people he cares about. loves to help the people he cares about. probably sees the people he truly loves as ‘perfect’, which may end up being really bad if they’re toxic. 

venus in retrograde: struggles feeling loved, possibly feels like he doesn’t deserve love. probably the type to be like ‘how could you ever love me?’

venus square mc: attract people who take care of him. either has self-esteem issues, or is quite a dependant person. creative. may struggle finding people who support his career, or may have to change a few things about himself to be liked by others. 

venus trine jupiter: very likeable, and he’s veryyy lucky. he’s funny, and a generous person, probably very giving to his close friends and family. charismatic asfff, likely he will marry someone foreign. 

mars:

mars in 9th: more things hinting to attract(ing/ed to) foreigners. loves experiencing things with people he cares about. likes to learn more and more, possibly stubborn, makes sure his opinions are known.

mars in scorpio: that boy needs privacy in his life, doesn’t like being predictable. probably an overthinker. we’ve already known this but he’s definitely a top. probably could get anyone he wants, seductive asfff. also pretty spiteful.

mars at 17 degrees: leo degree, fame bitchesss

mars square ascendant: hates to lose, competitive. people may be intimidated by him at first, can’t really hide anger, pretty stubborn.

mars opposite saturn: really hard on himself. wants to be the best of the best, leader. stands up for himself. another placement hinting to daddy issues. harsh about his work, and himself in general, perfectionist. 

mars square uranus: anger may change a lot, a lot of energy, probably struggles to focus, doesn’t like to be the one who is being controlled/has restrictions. probably struggles with authority. outbursts of anger.

jupiter

jupiter in 3rd house: loves writing, and is actually pretty good at it. knows how to talk to people, how to persuade them, and how to manipulate them. good liar, knows how to sell his wants across, how to get what he wants.

jupiter at 4 degrees: cancer degree, cancer rules his 6h. he uses his luck/money to help others.

jupiter square neptune: big dreams, desire to escape the world as it is.

saturn:

saturn in 3rd: afraid of/ is often misunderstood. struggles to open up?, maybe he wasn’t listened to much growing up. hard on himself academically, feels like he isn’t smart enough. hard time expressing himself. maybe feels like noone really cares for what he has to say?

saturn at 16 degrees: cancer degree. idk what else to say abt it lmaoo

saturn square ascendant: quite serious, maybe struggle with the way he looks? possibly quite overwhelmed about his life,, feels like he has too much to do at times. fear of rejectionnn

saturn square uranus: maybe he doesn’t like change, tradition v change clashing. authority troubles. probably needs freedom, but feels unstable without what he’s used to. rebelling against norms. 

uranus: 

uranus in 12th: probably very curious about unexplainable things, maybe quite into conspiracy theories. two complete ends of the spectrum: fear change/need it, unpredictable things happen/ everythings the same. 

uranus at 14 degrees: taurus. taurus ruling 2nd, i guess it shows change in dream’s wealth.

uranus opposite north node (and conj south node): with exceptions, doesn’t like conflict. he is fine with joke conflict, but the second there’s an actual argument he tries to be the ‘peacemaker’ guy. technology is major in his life. also quite nervous about his career/future. 

neptune:

neptune in 12th: awful sleep schedule. overworking himself, never relaxing. vivid dreams. once again, this has come up loads and i just haven’t mentioned it: intuitive asf, george is the same. whether either are aware of it or not, they are super intuitive.

neptune at 2 degrees: taurus degree.

neptune sextile mc: creative, also likes helping others, empathy to the public. has big dreams career wise. 

pluto:

pluto in 10th: determined person, gets a lot of hate, but also a lot of love. trust issues, persuasion/manipulative abilities. leader leader leader. another hint to daddy issues, maybe privacy invading, maybe overprotective. don’t want to be controlled.

north node:

north node in 6th: overwork himself. but i think we can interpret this as his life goal to be working to help people. literally mr beast. just work hard, and give a lot away. humble.

chiron:

chiron in 9th: possible restriction from either his or his communities beliefs/religions. maybe he’s afraid of leaving where he is right now (sapnap moving to orlando, whenever its brought up its always george coming to orlando)

lilith:

lilith in sagittarius: need for truth. dislikes restrictions. hides emotions, uses humour to avoid them/ make people think they’re okay when they’re not. stubborn asf. 

lilith in 10th: tend to be sexualised/ reputations for being sexual. another placement hinting to daddy issues. really wants to be at the top, the most powerful. likes using his dominance/ power to seduce. motivateddd.

lilith conjunct pluto (exact omfg): typical ‘mystery’ guy. probably the mystery/scorpio vibes he pulls off attracts/ seduces people. the most dominant partner ever. sex is probably so intense and overwhelming

moon square lilith: possible mummy issues. his need for sex can change quick asf, from one end of the scale to another. struggles to open up. 

 i ought to mention!!

there’s a theory that the degree of your venus sign is the birthday of someone who is v important in your life. what’s dreams you may ask? 1. and when are george and sapnap’s birthdays? the 1st. they’re soulmates, your honour.

summary!!!

basically, dream has so much care and love for his friends and family, and probably relies on them a lot. he only shows his true self around them, and he (at least thinks) people don’t really understand him in the way his friends and family do. he is a social person, who’s very likeable and charming. he lovesss helping people, doing everything in his power to cheer others up, he remembers details about the people he loves. he is such a perfectionist, needing to succeed and win and everything, and is very competitive. he probably doesn’t think he’s ‘worthy’ if he’s bad at something. he sets very high expectations for himself. he is very hard on himself. if he wants to, he knows how to manipulate people. he has so so many placements for an amazing manipulator. he may struggle to express himself or open up, and may be hard on himself academically. maybe he doesn’t feel ‘listened to’. a lot of emotions like anger and sex drive may change rapidly for him. he over works himself a lot. a major theme in his life is tradition vs change. he is probably afraid of change, or finds it uncomfortable, or he may have some sort of attachment to traditional values/things, no matter how much he wants to change. he is also a peacemaker. he was born to be loved or hated, kinda like marmite but if the balance was more equal. he doesn’t like restrictions. he uses humour to hide his emotions.

im also thinking of doing a synastry reading between george and dream but idk yet lol

hope you guys enjoyed, this took ages lmao<3

#dream #dreamwastaken #dreamsmp #astrology #chart reading #sun in 7th #famous people chart reading #moon in 7th #mercury in 6th #venus in 7th #mars in 9th #jupiter in 3rd #saturn in 3rd #uranus in 12th #neptune in 12th #lilith in 10th #lilith conjunct pluto #moon square lilith #astrology reading

[babysizedfics]

teeny little announcement that i may not be as active on the blog this week because ive suddenly gotten loads of inspiration for my non-agere writing and i want to indulge myself in that more mature content

im finally out of my creative block so im just going with the flow and leting myself work on whatever i want to work on and that happens to be a vampire au and romance fics shhshshd

i am absolutely still going to be posting those concepts that people voted for as they're mostly already written and i might even post one later today if the mood strikes but in general im just rlly invested in my grownup fics atm which i may be talking about or even posting on @arrestjellyfish

but you'll still find me on the ic blog where today vee has his third therapy session, and on sunday (valentines day) it will be the first time janus is left alone with roman and vee as pat and lo go on a date

that being said i still get ideas for this au everyday just as much as before im just kot actively building on it but i swear it is in no way gonna become any less important or enjoyable to me shhshshdhd i still write concepts for it everyday and daydream it a lot and i honestly might even turn around tomorrow and be like actually i wanna focus on this one again

but yea ! TLDR: if it goes a bit quiet here don't worry im okay and the au is still active, im just hyperfixating on my other AUs atm. im not even officially taking a break im just letting u know in case i dont answer asks as quickly as usual

#also reminder that the ic blog is not canon to the fics - janus doesnt get close to the family this quickly in the fics #also......... if anyone is intersted in my other aus and fic ideas pls ask me about them on arrestjellyfish.... #including analogince vampire au; moceit divirced parents getting back together; plus logicality and prinxiety oneshots #bee babbles

[aresrl]

I hihi I am!!! A little nervous w/ doing this bc I've never done this b4 so please bear🐻 w// me💦 May I request a match up? A vision, a romantic partner and maybe a friend and/or enemy? If that's too much feel free to just assign me a vision + partner, ehe/// Preferably male for a romantic match-up, but either gender is fine with a friend and enemy match-up^^ I tried to be as detailed as possible but I think I ended up just ranting, so im v v sorry if it's long! I sort of fluctuate when it comes to being an introvert/extroverted. W// strangers and irl, I'm very introverted and shy!! Rarely speak and if I do it's just the usual "Hi how are you? That's good. I'm good too, thank you for asking:)" yeayea I'm not too. Keen on social interaction irl. But I always do my best to be very nice!! I never wanna come off as mean bc wow what a bad first impression that would be. But with friends / ppl ik online?? Whew I am very very friendly n chatty ^^ Either very high energy or very chill, there's rarely any inbetween. Sometimes I like to jokingly tease my friends but I'd never go too far / make them uncomfortable!! And if I do I always apologize right away!! I like to say that I'm affectionate?? My strongest love language is def physical affection, if not quality time. Idk man there's just something about vibing with someone or hugging them that just aaaaa/// Although I usually display affection w// words of affection bc. Literally most of my friends are online friends so I can't actually hug them, sad times. Idk if this is needed/important info but I just remembered: I'm 5'6 around??? Need glasses bc. Whew i am blind (near sighted), I'm poc (specifically black) anndd, hm. Actually I think thats it for this section, aha. As you can see I'm, not really all that organized. Also I don't have the best attention span - while writing this I'm circling between 4 different apps - and I'm a bit of a mess. And also a little stupid. Just a smidge dumb. But I have my moments - I solved like. 2 puzzles in Inazuma by myself so I think that counts for something. I also find that I tend to talk a whole lot when I have an idea or smthn to say abt a thing I'm super interested in!! That's info-dumping. I info dump. Yes. I also really like to listen to other people talk abt things they like!!!! Its so nice :) I'm protective over people I care about!! I've never done it but 100% would bark at someone who messed with someone close to be. Arf arf yaknow. I tend to he impulsive. I'll do something, and be all "YEAH>:D" and then regret it later. And then I'll do it all over again in a fun little cycle :) I consider myself an optimist, but quickly turn into a pessimist whenever it concerns myself. Fun funfun. Should probably mention that I am. A very insecure person w/ dangerously low self esteem, which is super fun esp when you mix that with the fact that I'm rarely ever motivated to improve. Yayayay Also sort of a pushover?? Like most often than not I'll be convinced to do something, even if I'm not too keen on doing it. Also afraid of confrontation when it comes to my friends and strangers (that is, if it's concerning me!! I'll order smthn for my friend but if I need to order for myself?? uhh stutter time aha). I'm also a mega simp ahah! Srsly though if I fall for someone/get infatuated with someone I. Will be so obvious abt it even though I try very hard not to be. Would gush over that person probably. I don't really like mean people tbh. Like yes I'll be nice and civil with them but!!! I cannot stand!!! Rude people!!! Esp when they're mean for no reason like sir??? maam??? homie??? chill pls ty<3 People who aren't necessarily mean, but moreso have bastard energy and are just really "hehe>:D" but playfully are p poggers tho!!! I think I get along with kids!! I have a little sister,, around like. Nine? And we get along really well!! I also try and match a kid's energy whenever I'm tasked with looking after them. I take pride in the fact that kids like me >:].... even if they sometimes scare me-- Ok, interest time!!

I like art!! Quite a bit!! Less of a realistic artist and more of a cartoonist!! Idk there's just something fun abt drawing cartoons, hehe. I also like self ships - I have quite a bit of them, actually ! Idk its comforting drawings your fictional crushes loving you idkidk. I like writing too! Both original stories, and one-shots or personal fics that are associated with already created media!! Writing character backstories and personalities and stuff is also fun too! I've even made my own fictional world with a full fledged backstory n everything! It's very fun to think about. I'm a day dreamer!!! Yea remember when I said I write stories? I day dream abt potential stories even more. Mmm daydream world so nice so warm so fun I read aswell!! Mostly fantasy books, or stories where animals are the protagonists. Think Warrior Cats. But my favorite book series has got to be Guardians of Ga'Hoole. Fantasy owl books, anyway! X Readers are also things I enjoy reading :) Again, s I m p Also gaming!!! Is something fun I do sometimes!!! Although it's usually Genshin Impact, or Wii Sports/Resort w// my little sister. Oh, also pokemon! I rlly like Primarina, Vaporeon, Sylveon and Vulpix/Ninetails! I absolutely adore sweet foods, and baking is smthn I'm def interested in! Don't like foods w// weird textures though, like beans or mashed potatoes. Also I. Love spice so much. Mmm love it when my mouth burns so bad. Don't have a favorite animal but I've had three cats in my lifetime (btw not important but my current cat is named Sylvester and. He's my baby boy) so I am. A very big cat fan. Probably not needed but I really like sword and claymore characters. Literally all of the characters I main are either sword or claymore users. Although I did get Diona, so I miiight start forcing myself to learn how to aimmm. I see that I tend to like people/characters that are a little more extroverted than me. Upbeat, happy type beat!!! Nice sunshine babies, :) I think thats it! I hope this was good enough? Again, first time doing this (at 2am nonetheless) so forgive me if I got too rambly or did anything wrong ^^ Thank you for taking the time out of your day to read this! And I hope your day is good / you had a good day, depending on when you read this, ehe!

Hey! Sorry if the wait has been long! I also love Warrior Cats (I promise myself, one day I'll finish it.)

You received... A Pyro vision! Optimistic, enthusiastic, impulsive, reckless, and a lot of energy are the general characteristics held by the Pyro vision. • I hesitated between the Pyro and Hydro vision, but your energy distinguishes you from the Hydro vision. • You said you were impulsive, always doing something you might regret later but still doing it. • You react quickly: as you said, if somebody hurt someone you love, you won't think twice before barking. Your partner would be... Xingqiu! “This feeling was unexpected.” • At first, you were just friends, and Xingqiu really loved to tease you. Actually, you both teased each other. But eventually, a feeling of love towards you grew into Xingqiu. And that was reciprocated. • Your relationship is filled with teases, jokes, and good/funny moments where you mostly share what you commonly appreciate. • He also knows when to get serious: for example, he does everything to support you during your moments of struggle concerning your self-esteem. Your friend would be... Childe! “Luckily, I'm here!” • You two also share funny moments, especially during situations where your “stupidity” is overtaken by his insight. • Sometimes, he finds you cute. • He likes the fact that you get along well with kids. It leads you to great moments with him and his siblings. • You're quite the opposite in terms of self-esteem. I think it's a good thing because it makes you complementary. Your enemy would be... Albedo! A misunderstanding. • You wouldn't hate each other, but I think Albedo wouldn't like the way you use your energy, and when you're more in a chill mood (meaning you're more available for him to talk), he could get pissed at how much times he'd have to repeat himself for you to understand something. • He's very patient, but he understood quickly that his interests would maybe not be within your reach. • You would just be too different. Worth to mention • You and Venti are like drama queens in Mondstadt. You are good friends. But you both know that you can't be more, as it would eventually both drag you down (because of similar problems). • Klee is also your best friend: both of you share decisions that you definitely will regret later. Or maybe not. • Hu tao and you are kinds of silently competing over who's the best tease, and she beats you. My goal is definitely not achieved. I hope I can catch up tomorrow. And don't worry, it was surprisingly good for a first description!

#genshin request #genshin matchups #genshin #genshin impact

[quirrrky]

May I order a matcha ice cream? im nonbinary, no pronouns. Pisces sun/ aquarius moon / pisces rising / Inpt - t. i really like animals and drawing , thats about it haha, n i dont really like affection all that much. im a rlly unorganized even when i dont try to be, but i still manage to work well that way. im rlly quiet n dont talk much unless im like. with someone im really close with, and even then i dont really like to share my thoughts or feelings. im very sarcastic and apathetic most of the time, which can be irritating :,) im also willing to try new things all the time, and its something i look forward to. i usually do a lot of research in things im hypefixated on (adhd type beat). thanks for doing this, this n ur whole blog is so cute :)

YOU’RE GOING TO END UP WITH...

Neji starts having an interest to get to know you better when he discovers that you love animals. He’s always been a nature kind of guy, and he looks up to people who have compassion for it. 

Your conversation starts by talking about your viewpoint on it, until it diverses on your other hobbies, which he also finds amusing. You both love bouncing ideas off with each other, because you get to learn new exciting things that expands your horizon. 

Somehow, this guy is immune to sarcasms though he can also give a few good quips of his own. You don’t really ave to be worry about being occasionally unorganized too. Acts of service is Neji’s major love language. He has a talent to make sure everything is in order. It’s kind of his hobby to organize your stuff, keeping your well-being in check and making sure to spend quality time for you. 

He’s not the one to force you to open up. In fact, he’s also very reserved as well unless he has something really insightful and important to tell you. You two definitely bond amidst the silence. It’s like an unspoken bond between the both of you and more on meeting of the minds. Respect of each other’s space while being there in times of need.

A/N: Hi, anon! I really wonder what kind of animals do you love! I hope you like this match up ♡

EVENT NAVIGATION: #MATCHA 2021 EVENT DETAILS: MARCH MATCH-UP MATCHA

☾ COLLECTIONS: Neji ✧ Naruto (Series) ☾ ✧ DAYDREAM MUSEUM ✧

#neji x intp pisces anon #MATCHA 2021

[pandylovepost]

what are your headcanons for andy and panchos relationships with the other characters in the kingdom? ❤❤❤ I love your blog!!

ohhh i love this question & tysm!! 🧡

it ended up being rlly long so here’s the cut ;)

Pancho

•Julien; Julien is like a brother or cousin to Pancho! He trusts the king more than anything after Julien basically saved .. well himself, but also him. any scheme Julien comes up with that he knows Maurice wouldnt approve of, he’ll go to pancho

•Maurice; maurice has a kind of wary vibe around Pancho ever since Pancho suggested eating him on the sub in exiled. he’s suspicious of him mainly because he wants to protect Julien tho, & he cant shake that Pancho is (or was) a sleeper agent programmed with the sole purpose of killing his best friend so

•Clover: Pancho is kinda cautious around clover since she’s always round the corner ready to bust him & Andy’s schemes. when it comes down to it they DO work together as they aknowledge each others skillsets. literally pancho is the only lemur (from the kingdom) who’s beaten Clover in combat. just once though.

•Mort; Pancho just......aknowlegdes his existance. he’s there i guess. doesn’t find mort as terrifying & creepy as the average citizen but Panch has probably seen worse. or he just doesn’t care. mort also does crimes so theyre just aware of each other.

•Becca & Abner; he’s kinda friends with them cus Andy’s friends with them. he goes round to deliver them stuff sometimes like moonshine or weapons from Andy. He probably shouldn’t pay too much attention to their government conspiracy theories though, they tend to really freak his paranoid ass out

•Timo; Timo is scared of Pancho or at least wary. He admittadly would like to study him tho & Panch is often a great help to him doing manual labour for any of Timo’s big projects

•Masikura; she mindmelded with him once & swore never again. she just doesn’t wanna know.

•Ted; Ted has a lil crush on Pancho (he’s one of Ted’s many crushes) & Panch will lightly flirt with him sometimes when he’s in the mood to. Pancho will bicker & grouch with him but they are really tight friends especially after their time together during exiled.

•Dorothy; at first she saw Pancho as this ideal bad boy type, but then realised how bad he smells cus he hates bathing. She’ll offer him tea like she does with everyone & (begrudingly often) lets him crash with her & Ted when they all stumble back drunk after a night out. Literally her & Ted both just have a mutual crush on Pancho is that not canon though

•Willie; despite being mean to Willie like EVERYONE ELSE IS Pancho and Willie are quite good friends. He’ll go stay with him whenever he’s worried about something cus he knows Willie will understand. sometime’s he’s too panicky for Pancho to be around though cus it sets him off

•Hector; I WANT THEM TO BOND OVER MILITARY HARDSHIPS & EXPERIENCE I THINK IT WOULD BE HELPFUL & HEALING FOR THE BOTH OF THEM! I should write about this sometime..........

•Horst; the DJ friend who he can always have a crazy sesh with; they actually get along pretty good. except when Pancho’s out here stealing his bolos. Like with everyone, Horst just rambles to Pancho when he’s drunk.

•Tammy, Butterfish & Todd; no real connection to them besides that him & Butterfish will often do the same jobs. They usually just make casual work chat. Tammy thinks Pancho is posessed by demons but he doesn’t let that phase him.

•Karl: he’s not rlly a “kingdom citizen” but he’s about there enough so. anyway Pancho just doesn’t treat Karl like the evil genius villain he portrays at all, since Pancho’s own morality is in the grey area, which kinda infuriates Karl that Pancho just talks to him like hes a normal person. he wants Julien’s people to FEAR HIM!!

•Dr. S; Absolutely not. they don’t even really have a friendship of any kind & Pancho is terrified of going to see the doctor as Dr. S literally experiments on lemurs...he’s not about that after what happened with the previous king.......Andy often has to drag him to the hospital kicking & biting to get him to go to checkups

•Nurse Phantom; u know what they’ve never interacted in canon but I think Nurse Phantom senses how troubled & anxious he is & takes a lot of time to talk to Pancho like if ever Andy or anyone else manages to drag him to the hospital, Rob will hold his hand if it comes to it; he goes into major helpful mode like offering him fruit & telling him he’s gonna be alright. He’ll also scold him for getting into so many dangerous scrapes & tells him he’s gotta look after himself!

Andy

•Julien; for some reason Julien just refuses to exile him even after all the bad shit he’s done BUT i think that’s because Andy is overall helpful to him like he ignores all the weirdness for example when they walked in on him & that rat holding a body wrapped in leaves because hey! we need tropheys Andy fast! thats the issue here!! perhaps its Julien’s awful adhd memory though & he just genuinely forgets. Julien is close with Pancho of course so Andy’s been round to the plane for parties & dinner as Pancho’s +1 of sorts— heck even he can be “polite” when he has to be.

•Maurice; Momo hates him. hates him hates him theres no turning back. i mean its hard not to when most of the citizens suffer from rediculous lemur stupidity & ur the only one who can see through this bat when he’s just standing there chatting shit. Very suspicious of Andy— plus he just thinks he’s creepy

•clover; LMAO bUT .....like obviously she hates him for good reason. but i do have this hc that’s way too long to write out that after Julien, Maurice & Mort literally fucked off to go with the zoosters in madagascar 2 Clover was literally responsible for two kingdoms cus she couldnt just leave them with a gecko in charge. I just want some situation where theres a proper twist & Andy ends up mellowing the hell out & actually being useful to her & the kingdom...he has skills but he uses them for nefarious reasons. She’d probably save his life somehow in the post-Julien chaos & he’d b like....”why would YOU of all people save ME?” n she’d b like... “well you are technically a citizen of this kingdom and ....i’ve gotta make sure you’re ALL safe for when ..... if King Julien ever gets back.....”

•mort; ??? sometimes theyre legit business partners. Mort can get in on a good scam. that second rub’s gonna cost ya. theyve probably been in the same prison before at one point. Mort’s so old.

•Becca & Abner; his fellow anti-establishment pals!! he doesn’t fully believe all of their ideas & theories but he loves em cus they’ll always buy self defence scorps off him. They get along & they drink a lot together by the stagnant watering hole. they’ve seen Andy in horrible states; all 3 of them are an idiot squad when theyre together. Becca & Andy argue a lot cus even she thinks some of the things he says are wack sometimes

•Timo; i have this hc that Timo, Andy & Karl knew each other when they were kids they kinda bonded together during school cus they were three non-lemur losers who got bullied for their eccentricity & varying levels of intelligence. Timo will sometimes go to Andy for stuff but he is his last resort really

•Masikura; probably mindmelded with him once & just saw a vision of him daydreaming about being kissed by Pancho & since then she was like. “Im not scared of the bird demon he’s just a big softie. where is my shipment of “ect” for my tea, that bird demon’s late again—“

•Ted; Ted is such an easy mark he can sell almost anything to him if he’s cheery enough. Helps that Ted thinks he’s really cute so Andy can just easily sweet talk him into buying whatever dodgy product he’s got at the moment. he knows & interacts with Ted mainly through Pancho being his friend!

•Dorothy; rlly wild hc actually that Dorothy used to be a propper crime don before she settled down with Ted— or when Ted was shifting into Snake more frequently back in the day for whatever reason—so Andy knows her from the criminal underworld. Cus of this he’s very respectful towards her... he’s seen what she’s capable of

•Willie; Andy could walk round the corner with his wings outstretched & say “boo” & Willie would pass out from shock. He’s also very easy for Andy to sell to- his fearmongering really works on Willie he’s very suseptable to it

•Hector; Hector doesn’t take any of Andy’s crap he’d probably just hit him with a broom if he came round his hut to sell him dodgy hand cream honestly

•Horst; Andy keeps him topped up with a steady supply of beverages...........Horst will actually sometimes ask him & Pancho for help with importing various new vinyl records

•Tammy, Butterfish & Todd; that family buys a LOT of product off him since they’re just typical americans basically he finds it rlly easy & reliable to sell stuff like drinks & toys to them. Tammy kinda hates Andy though & like Pancho, thinks he’s a demon. Doesn’t help that Mort nicknamed him “bird demon”.

•Karl; like with Timo i hc he knew him when they were in highschool—! Karl found Andy infuriating & so annoying though & didn’t consider him a friend at all. a lot of his early lazer guns were born from Karl’s growing need to shoot Andy out of the sky cus he’d fly up to get out of reach of his claws when he’d annoyed him.

•Dr. S; i hc that Andy and Dr.S are business or trading partners of sorts but they keep it very lowkey. Andy probably handles hits and the crazy snake doctor requires bodies and “test subjects” for his manic experiments. Andy is the perfect guy for the job! When Nurse Phantom is unable, Andy will hide the evidence of Dr.S’ malpractice for a reasonable fee, of course. He dislikes going to checkups himself though— he doesn’t like people knowing too much about him! Plus Dr.S always “””jokes””” about “””studying””” him because he finds the fact Andy is a flying mammal facinating & talks about using Andy’s wings to create a frankenstein flying lemur.

•Nurse Phantom; Rob just lectures him about being reckless & getting into fights everytime he sees him. Kinda the same as Dr. S really, but he does tell him like.. Hey I used to be pretty mean & put people in danger too. And that there’s always time to turn another leaf. Andy usually just scoffs, collects his paycheck, & leaves.

#THANK U SOO MUCH ILY 🧡 #HOPEFULLY THIS DOESNT LOOK LIKE SHIT I WROTE THIS ALL UP ON MOBILE TOOK ME LKE 3 HOURS LOL #LOVE THINKIN ABT THIS SOO MUCH MAKES ME WNNA WRITE .....HMM MOTIVATION LOL #ASKS #8⚠️⚠️ #ahkj #long post

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Submission from x-joie-x

matchup request!!

hiya, i’d like to request a match-up for mcu, kh, & bnha!! (id rather be matched with someone younger tho)

looks: 5'4, dark brown eyes, straight-ish below the shoulders black hair

description: bi girl but i prefer men! ambivert but a lil more introvert. fun-loving & friendly INTP scorpio. if im not given enough attention, i feel unwanted & sad. rlly quiet w/ people im not close w/. daydreamer but very studious! easily annoyed, but feels guilty after ‘cause im soft-hearted. playful/serious, childish/mature, funny/shy, loud/soft, bright/deep, competative/laidback. talkative/good listener, loud/soft, clumsy/attentive, kind/quiet, sweet/smart, annoying/lovable. its easy to make me smile & laugh but i also get jealous easily. hopeless romantic! socially anxious, i sometimes get too scared to do anything in fear of judgement. very awkward. i help others a lot and i like testing myself! im actually self-conscious and sensitive. i have a good sense of humor. i also have an older twin sister! i want to be the best~ im weird-ish? i also like making faces hehe. its hard for me to reach out to others and ask for help. i say stuff like “yO hoMie” “yeet yeet” “ey broooo” lolol. gen z kiddo?!? i know a lot of things for my age~ i actually dance and sing but?? im average but i just do it cause i like it. i surf the internet A LOT. im rlly good at diff kinds of games~ when i say im smart i am rlly smart, i love being top of my class and when ppl come to me to check if their answers are correct. big nerd and geek i think?? like say smth abt a thing i love n ill just sprout random stuff lmao. although im lively and funny, i can also be rlly quiet and deep in thinking. sentimental stuff and uhhh probs thinking about psychological things.

loves: diff kinds of jokes, affection, animals, doing exhilirating things, music, movies, books, games, astrology, astronomy, learning new things, mythology, family, & friends. i actually also like sports (softball, volleyball, badminton) but im not that good.

hates: too much heat, school presentations, creepy dolls, being under pressure, & dirty things

i hope its not too much, take care of urself & thanks!! ^^; (take ur time its fine i can wait!!)kk

Mcu: Thor!

 - Being fun loving and friendly would be a great fit for someone like Thor! He’s very sweet and loves to have a good time, and he honestly needs it after all of the things he’s gone through. It would be a really cute and playful relationship overall!

 - You wouldn’t have to worry about not getting enough attention-he’s a very considerate partner and would always check up on you to see if you’re getting all that you need from the relationship! He’d want you to be as happy as possible with him. 

 -He’s very extroverted and talkative, so even when you don’t know each other at first, he wouldn’t have any problems with keeping up the conversation and getting you to open up. You wouldn’t have to worry about not being outgoing enough to talk to him. 

Kh: Ienzo! 

 - Being able to be calm and collected but also knowing when to stop and have fun would be a good thing in a relationship with Ienzo. He needs to learn when to take breaks and have fun every once and a while, and you’d be perfect for that! 

 - He’s a very sincere and blunt person, so most relationship issues like feeling jealous would be talked about pretty quickly and resolved without much issue. He wouldn’t really want to hide anything or let it get out of hand, so it would be a very communicative relationship. 

 - He’s pretty shy in terms of romance but he is really sweet and would try his best to take you out on dates and anything else you might enjoy! It’d be trial and error for a bit, but once he finds out what you like it would be a lot smoother! He’d get super flustered if you ever planned a date for him. 

Bnha: Kirishima! 

 - He’s really talkative and kind, so even if you feel that you might be a bit awkward in conversation, he’d be able to keep up the conversation He’s patient too, so if you’re quiet or don’t really know what to say, he’d be perfectly content to wait until you’re ready. 

 - You wanting to help others would really attract him! He’s kind and wants to be a hero, so of course he would want to help others as well. He’d be able to sacrifice a lot of things to help others, and he values that as something really important. 

 -He’d love your sense of humor! He enjoys joking around and making other people laugh, so a sense of humor in his partner would be something he would look for! Making him laugh is pretty easy too, so it’d be really fun to be around him. 

#mcu matchup #marvel #Thor Odinson #kh matchup #kingdom hearts #ienzo #bnha matchup #boku no hero academia #Kirishima Eijirou #submission

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 holy shit!! :D up to 20 under cut, remind me 2 finish it once i get home again

1: What did you dream about last night?

i dont remember well this time but there was a chicken involved i think

2: already answered!

3: already answered

4: Have you ever wished on a shooting star? 

yeah...

5: already answered!

6:When’s the last time you felt like you were floating?

hm... not sure actually

7: What do you enjoy daydreaming about most?

uh im a hopeless romantic so v sappy stuff and such..

8: Do you believe in guardian angels?

ya!! i have this weird.. idea where im one... sounds weird but its related 2 this question so

9: What’s a smell that reminds you of home?

this is dumb but bacon cooking..

10: What is something (or someone) you’re in love with?

tht is... a secret

11: Describe the memory of the last time you felt true happiness.

hm... maybe yesterday when lacey drew finn and poe 4 me... made me rlly happy :D

12: Name a song that makes you feel ethereal.

hm..... i dont know.. srry 

13: What’s your ideal summer aesthetic?

if u mean clothing.. kiddy themed and primary colors.. 

14: Talk about one of your most cherished childhood memories.

i dont remember much abt being a kid but when i was a lot younger with my ds something tht made me rlly happy was playing wild world and super mario 64.. does tht count?

15: Talk about something exciting or good that happened to you this year.

im gonna count 2019 bcs its only january but becoming friends with u!!!

16: Where do you feel most at home?

.... online bcs everyone is rlly mean 2 me offline

17: What is something you own that is important to you? What makes it so important?

poopsie the bear!! ive had him 4 wht seems like 4ever.. i bring him everywhere and he means a lot 2 me!! 

18: Do you believe dreams have meanings or are they completely random?

2 an extent i think they can have meaning but i dont think they always do!

19: Do you believe in love at first sight?

i guess? wht was that japanese phrase tht mean love at second sight? cause i think tht fits more

20: What’s the sweetest thing someone has done for you?

um... i cant tthink of anything specific but whenever someone goes out of their way to make something 4 me it means so much

#himbophobes #asks