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prinzenhasserin · 7 years

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Dear Femslasher!

This letter is just in case you might want to poke at some more of my prompts/likes. Generally, I’m open to a lot, and I will be delighted with any rating from gen to explicit. My AO3 account is here.

My prompts are pretty ridiculous in places. That’s just how my mind works! Feel free to play them entirely straight, or subvert them to your hearts desire.

Feel also free to include other characters or OCs as side-characters, if they are necessary because of plot reasons.

(If this letter cribs a lot from my other letters, it’s because I’m lazy, and my likes don’t change around that much :D You can find some of my other letters under the exchange letter tag. I hope you have fun creating!)

Likes:

fake/pretend relationships

arranged marriages turning into supportive partners

loyalty

odd couples

found family, dysfunctional families that nevertheless love each other

historical stories for same-sex pairings that aren't unhappy but that fit with the society of the time (so like, spinster ladies living together; bachelors-for-life)

cultural differences, age differences, height differences

heists, rescue missions

dragons, fairy tales, magical realism, urban fantasy

competent characters

people not realising they’re the most competent at their job/hobby

people failing their way to success

happy endings, earning your happy ending, open yet hopeful endings

cynical humour

mutual pining

suits, corsetry, fancy dresses

Identity shenanigans (secret identities, mistaken identities)

Blatant Lies

Enemies becoming friends and/or lovers

outsider POV

epistolary

orange/blue morality (that is, not entirely human morality); grey/grey morality

people not usually found in law enforcement solving crimes

non-verbal expressions of affection

Kinks:

wall sex

shifting power dynamics

semi-public sex

lots of foreplay, drawn out orgasms, edging

desperate sex, drunk sex, we-just-can’t-help-it!sex, sex for life-affirming

sex toys

sex toys in public (though I get embarrassed if someone else notices)

DNWs:

mentions of suicide

major character death

rape (dubcon is fine though; I’m mainly DNW’ing feelings of utter revulsion on part of the POV character)

infidelity

Crossovers

Susan Pevensie (Narnia)/Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)

Tbh, I'm mad about Susan Pevensie being written out of the Narnia storyline, and I'm mad about Minerva having some sort of tragic love affair; and I'd much rather have them be beautiful and slightly strange but very proper together.

They could have met when they were young, being roughly the same age, or later. Would Susan Pevensie be a muggle? Would she be the first muggle to visit Hogwarts?

Or maybe they meet during Minerva’s years at the Ministry of Magic, because Susan can’t really be made to forget about magic? Maybe Susan discovers Diagon Alley by accident, and is very comfortable with a magical enclave in the middle of London. People might suspect her of being an oblivated Squib? but no, she’s just Susan.

Or maybe Minerva meets her out in Muggle London somewhere, and Susan points out that her outfit just does not conform to muggle standards, and things develop from there.

I’d be interested in how they meet, or how they would live together, or if anyone would even notice that they are in a relationship. Would also love PWP!

Varvara Sidorovna Tamonina (Rivers of London)/Natasha Romanoff (MCU)

Both of these Russian women were the result of the military experimenting. Is the Red Room a continuation of the programme that produced Varvara?

Is the Black Widow searching out other surviving defectors/traitors, and stumbles upon Varvara, who, like her, doesn’t seem to age? Or maybe Natasha has to track her down and kill her as a mission for the Red Room, and it eventually leads to the Black Widows own defection?

Would love if they each tried to seduce each other for their own purposes, and if the sex they had with each other was a power play.

Jane Marple (Miss Marple)/Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)

I would be happy with anything really. Minerva is Jane’s childhood friend? Jane is actually a Squib or a witch, and the “cipher devision” is code for the Department of Mysteries?

Minerva visits St. Mary Mead because a relative lives there, and is a key witness of a murder, but the police is very suspicious of her conduct?

Lilia Baranovskaya (Yuri on Ice)/Natasha Romanov (MCU)

Both these women were Russian ballerinas. Could they also both have been members of the Red Room? Is Lilia Baranovskaya secretly a Russian assassin?

Or maybe Lilia was a normal ballerina, who knew that the girls with the strongest bodies were part of the KGB, and was always terrified of being imprisoned. Or she overheard a secret, and Natasha was blackmailing her to keep it quiet. Or maybe they quietly comforted each other during bad times, and snuggled up to each other in winter?

Would also love if Lilia was the only normal ballerina to keep up with the super-soldiered assassins, and Natasha was always in awe of her performances.

Jane Marple (Miss Marple)/Susan Pevensie (Narnia)

Anything really. Susan and Jane meet during the War, maybe both of them are assigned to the cipher department -- or Susan is there for diplomatic training. Or maybe they meet at the girls school?

Elle Woods (Legally Blonde)/Cher Horowitz (Clueless)

Do they meet in law school? Or before, or after? I want them to be competent, and brilliant, and dazzle each other with their excellent taste in clothes. I want them to be besieged by terrible human beings, and persevere. I want them to cuddle on a sofa, and inspire so many girls to do great things. I want them to grow as human beings, and be kind and positive, and succeed. (And I want one of them to be President.)

Also excellent would be: Elle does criminal law, Cher is in charity work, and they need to solve this embezzlement case.

But I’m also here for the porn, because that would also be amazing. Or like, buying a house together. Getting married. Deciding to adopt a puppy together.

Grace and Frankie

(Pairing: Grace/Frankie)

I’m not going to lie: I’d love an episode where they go to Vegas together, and then end up married.

But I’m also open to anything else, especially if it preserves their character dynamics from the show. I love to see them old and cranky! (I would also be super into a glimpse into an AU where instead of their husbands, they married each other, or like, were “roommates”. Did they still have children? Did they adopt them?)

That is not to say I don’t love the husbands, and if they have supporting roles, I am on board!

Also into: Forehead kisses, UST, resolved sexual tension, experiments with sex toys, awkward sex, accidents with lube, accidents with the postal service, and one of these things is not like the other

Miss Marple

(Pairing: Jane Marple/Other Female Character)

I love old ladies quietly spending the rest of their live together, but I also wouldn't be opposed if this was set during any other period of Miss Marple's lifetime. How do they meet? During a case? Is the OFC a suspect for the police? The victim of a blackmail affair? Someone Jane met at school, or a city person, who has to stay in the countryside for some reason? Another woman from the cipher division?

RED

(Pairing: Sarah Ross/Victoria)

I’m into the age difference, and I am into the awe Sarah Ross has for how Victoria handles her weapons (heh.) Would be into PWP. Would be into bedsharing because of reasons that evolves into not-so-platonic bedsharing.

Would also be into it if Victoria would finance Sarah’s every whim in return for sexual favours. Or if Sarah would hang on her arm like arm candy. Or like a sugar!mommy situation.

Please no Mommy!kink, though if you want to play with the age difference, I am game.

Imperial Radch Series

(Pairing: Breq/Seivarden)

I love how begrudgingly Breq saves Seivarden. And I don’t care if it’s because it’s written into her code, or because she is desperately clinging to her sense of self because she died once already. I like their relationship because it isn’t easy, because they remember each other but not really, through a filter of nostalgia and memory distortion, but they are familiar to each other, too.

And that sense of familiarity, that sense of loyalty (and how fucked up they both are) that’s why I ship them.

Canon divergence would be great! as would canon compliance! Or anything about the canon, really :D

Or maybe Seivarden accidentally takes a sex pollen!drug, and Breq has to deal with that the traditional way (whatever way that looks like.)

Or some political manoeuvring after Ancillary Mercy? Or contrasting how Seivarden thought her courtship was going to be, and how it actually went? First kisses?

So...if you want to write me explicit sex, I really don’t care what kind of genitals they do or do not have. (Alien genitalia! tentacle breeding arms? Human-like workings! whatever floats your fancy)

Original Works

40s Private Eye/Glamorous Wartime Singer

I would be stoked by a noir feeling, or a trope-tastic comedy of errors. I’m never so much a fan of unending tragedy, but if it’s set during the 1940′s it’s okay. Would also enjoy the 1840′s! Or far in the future!

Is it common knowledge that these two are together? Did they have a long courtship under the eyes of many, or was it a quick fumble in a back alley that may have turned into more?

Famous Actress/Rival Famous Actress

I very much enjoy people being politely scathing against each other, and I love the rivals to lovers trope. Did they have to pretend to be a couple for the camera because their chemistry was truly magical, and it evolved into more?

Did they have a fight on set, that continued into the trailer they were sharing because of reasons, and then they banged?

Are they perhaps a long-time couple that the media turns into rivals because of some unfortunate photos and because they get cast in similar roles? Or are their PR-personas total opposites?

Regency Lady/Crossdressing Regency Lady

Why is there crossdressing? Is it something mundane, like it being easier to ride in mens clothing (people sell you rooms/horses/land with less of a fuss), or is there some dramatic reason, like inheriting an estate or an earldom? Maybe it’s easier to pretend to be a man than an unmarried woman? Highway robbery! Studying at university! Working in the lawyer’s office of their father because he’s sick, and the bills need to be paid, and there is no work for a female lawyer…

Okay. I think that’s it. Please do not feel obligated to use my prompts, and if you have any questions, or if my prompts are really shitty for art or otherwise, feel free to contact me via mod. My anon is probably also open. Hope you have a fun exchange!

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